# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 89
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=http://lahvak.github.io/twtxt/twtxt.txt&offset=89
Fsck democrats! Don't mourn, organize!
“There is a right to protest, but there is not a right to cause chaos.” I have heard very similar statements from the leaders of the Communist Party of Czechoslovakia in 1989
Starting a campain to make myself remember the difference between single and double quotes in shell.
Starting a campain to rename the ggsave function to ggesus.
Starting a campain to rename the function to .
The Dwarf Generator Act One makes surprisingly good christmas music!
All Windows needs now is a decent GUI.
I am selecting WeBWorK problems and one says: "What is the approximated probability ..." with "approximated" emphasized. Then they continue: "Give you answer to at least 3 decimal places." What the heck?
I did not think I would ever read '... is extremely fast. Its performance is similar to that of Java...'
Student on a quiz: 'The constance of proportionality varies directly with time.' Where should I even start?