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@movq Sorry for being completely offtopic, but that's a really cute bird! :-)
A hike to the highest mountain in the Odenwald, the Katzenbuckel, lit. cat hillock. It was very windy and the sun very rarely showed its face, so it was quite chilly. Nice scenery, nevertheless. Surprisingly, this ski-jumping hill is still in operation. I've never expected this in a hundred years, judging by its state. https://lyse.isobeef.org/katzenbuckel-2025-03-29/

Entrance to a ski-jumping hill in a rather questionable state
@arne ;-)
@bender Hahaha, YMMD! :-D
@movq @xuu That sounds like kat! :-)

Is there some Makefile shenanigans going on maybe? $V and $C being swallowed by the Makefile. I fell in that trap again the other day.
@movq Oh yeah, take some pictures when you do. :-)
@bender @eapl.me @xuu @movq Glad you all agree. :-D My SOAP knowledge is extremely rusty, I luckily had not to deal with that crap anymore for quite some years now. I even couldn't remember the XML declaration and had to look it up. ;-)
@movq Yeah, I'm also disappointed each and every time.
Let me introduce you to the much superior version 4 instead: https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/twxm4.xml
@thecanine And this is exactly why there are quirks modes in browsers…

I'm actually glad I don't have to deal with all this web shit and work with compilers that hit me in the face when I do something illegal. :-)
@arne Oh no, you are in front of the line!!
Eberbach is nowhere near Bad Wimpfen in comparison, but still has a nice historic old town: https://lyse.isobeef.org/eberbach-2025-03-29/

Timber framed houses
Bad Wimpfen has a pretty cool old town with timber framed houses. Looks really beautiful: https://lyse.isobeef.org/bad-wimpfen-2025-03-28/

Bergfried
@thecanine I found it! This looks like colored easter eggs when squinting.
@kat They all just wanted to be friends with a cool gal like you. ;-) It's sad that putting things openly on the internet just waits to be raided by script kiddies, bots or spammers eventually.
@movq Yeah, like nearly all of them. There is the so called Bannwald, where it typically is not allowed to log, but there's only one in my entire county and I haven't even visted it. I should change that. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bannwald
@movq Hahaha, geil! :-D
@movq Haha, that's cool! :-D
@movq That's really great! I can't tell the difference to the original. :-)
This time, I brought my cam along. We checked out a piece of ex-forest they've cut down. It looks terrible now. :-( At least the spruce resin smell was nice. https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2025-03-27/

Stacked logs
@eapl.me According to an update of the article, others have suggested the same.

Your explanation seems fitting. I just don't get why people don't use feed readers anymore. Anyway.
@xuu Yeah, it will be delayed. Oh well. That's just the way it is. :-)
@movq Hahaha, that filename! :-D 100 times better than I could ever play.
@xuu If the unread counter becomes negative, wouldn't that mean I have that many more read messages? :-D

@bender You're spot on, it's important to not introduce classical bugs!
@movq Oh dear. :-( Have they fixed it?
@prologic @movq I had a t-shirt with this one or the other decade ago. :-)
"Unread messages: -1": Well, classic off by one error. I gotta have to hunt that down.
@movq That's not very retrocomputing!
@eapl.me Interesting! Two points stood right out to me:

1. Why the hell are e-mail newsletters considered a valid option in the first place? Just offer an Atom feed and be done with it! Especially for a blog of this very type. This doesn't even involve a third party service. Although, in addition he also links to Feedburner, what the fuck!? No e-mail address or the like is needed and subject to being disclosed.

2. When these spam mailers want to prevent resubscribing, then for fuck's sake, why don't they use a hash of the e-mail address (I saw that in yarnd) for that purpose? Storing the e-mail address in clear text after unsubscribing is illegal in my book.
@movq I see, fair point, yeah.
@movq Yikes! I didn't know about about:compat. Crazy!
@xuu Wow, that's a giant graveyard. In my new database I have 16,428 messages as of now. Archive feed support is not yet available, so it's just the sum of all the 36 main feeds.
@david Ah shit, sorry, you're right! :-D
There are 82.108 read statuses, but only 24.421 messages in the cache. In contrast to the cache with the messages, the read statuses are never cleaned up when a feed was unsubscribed from. And the read statuses also contain old style hashes, before we settled on the what we have today. Still a huge difference. Hmm.
Thanks, @movq!

My backing SQLite database with indices is 8.7 MiB in size right now.

The twtxt cache is 7.6 MiB, it uses Python's pickle module. And next to it there is a 16.0 MiB second database with all the read statuses for the old tt. Wow, super inefficient, it shouldn't contain anything else, it's a giant, pickled {"$hash": {"read": True/False}, …}. What the heck, why is it so big?! O_o
@movq You could also just use a tiling window manager. :-) As a bonus, it doesn't waste dead space, the window utilizes the entire screen. To also get rid of panels and stuff, put the window in fullscreen mode.
If I didn't mess this up, 61 feeds reduced down to 36.
I now subscribed to most feeds in my Go tt reimplementation that I already followed with the old Python tt. Previously, I just had a few feeds for testing purposes in my new config. While transfering, I "dropped" heaps of feeds that appeared to be inactive.

This might motivate me to actually "finish" the new client, so that it could become my daily driver. No need to use the old software stack any longer. Let's see how bad this goes.
@movq Yeah, most of the graphical applications are actually KDE programs:

* KMail – e-mail client
* Okular – PDF viewer
* Gwenview – image viewer
* Dolphin – file browser
* KWallet – password manager (I want to check out pass one day. The most annoying thing is that when I copy a password, it says that the password has been modified and asks me whether I want to save the changes. I never do, because the password is still the same. I don't get it.)
* KPatience – card game
* Kdenlive – video editor
* Kleopatra – certificate manager

Qt:

* VLC – video player
* Psi – Jabber client (I happily used Kopete in the past, but that is not supported anymore or so. I don't remember.)
* sqlitebrowser – SQLite browser

Gtk:

* Firefox – web browser
* Quod Libet – music player (I should look for a better alternative. Can't remember why I had to move away from Amarok, was it dead? There was a fork Clementine or so, but I had to drop that for some unknown reason, too.)
* Audacity – audio editor
* GIMP – image editor

These are the things that are open right now or that I could think of. Most other stuff I actually do in the terminal.

In the past™, I used the Python KDE4 bindings. That was really nice. I could pass most stuff directly in the constructor and didn't have to call gazillions of setters improving the experience significantly. If I ever wanted to do GUI programming again, I'd definitely go that route. There are also great Qt bindings for Python if one wanted to avoid the KDE stuff on top. The vast majority I do for myself, though, is either CLI or maybe TUI. A few web shit things, but no GUIs anymore. :-)
Oh, it's called "unsubscribe".
@movq Oh, right, a type would be good to have! :-D
@movq Where can I join your club? Although, most software I use is decentish in that regard.

I just noted today that JetBrains improv^Wcompletely fucked up their new commit dialog. There's no diff anymore where I would also be able to select which changes to stage. I guess from now on I'm going to exclusively commit from only the shell. No bloody git integration anymore. >:-( This is so useless now, unbelievable.
@kat Pointers can be a bit tricky. I know it took me also quite some time to wrap my head around them. Let my try to explain. It's a pretty simple, yet very powerful concept with many facets to it.

A pointer is an indirection. At a lower level, when you have some chunk of memory, you can have some actual values sitting in there, ready for direct use. A pointer, on the other hand, points to some other location where to look for the values one's actually after. Following that pointer is also called dereferencing the pointer.

I can't come up with a good real-world example, so this poor comparison has to do. It's a bit like you have a book (the real value that is being pointed to) and an ISBN referencing that book (the pointer). So, instead of sending you all these many pages from that book, I could give you just a small tag containing the ISBN. With that small piece of information, you're able to locate the book. Probably a copy of that book and that's where this analogy falls apart.

In contrast to that flawed comparision, it's actually the other way around. Many different pointers can point to the same value. But there are many books (values) and just one ISBN (pointer).

The pointer's target might actually be another pointer. You typically then would follow both of them. There are no limits on how long your pointer chains can become.

One important property of pointers is that they can also point into nothingness, signalling a dead end. This is typically called a null pointer. Following such a null pointer calls for big trouble, it typically crashes your program. Hence, you must never follow any null pointer.

Pointers are important for example in linked lists, trees or graphs. Let's look at a doubly linked list. One entry could be a triple consisting of (actual value, pointer to next entry, pointer to previous entry).

_______________________
/ ________\_______________
↓ ↓ | \
+---+---+---+ +---+---+-|-+ +---+---+-|-+
| 7 | n | x | | 23| n | p | | 42| x | p |
+---+-|-+---+ +---+-|-+---+ +---+---+---+
| ↑ | ↑
\_______/ \_______/

The "x" indicates a null pointer. So, the first element of the doubly linked list with value 7 does not have any reference to a previous element. The same is true for the next element pointer in the last element with value 42.

In the middle element with value 23, both pointers to the next (labeled "n") and previous (labeled "p") elements are pointing to the respective elements.

You can also see that the middle element is pointed to by two pointers. By the "next" pointer in the first element and the "previous" pointer in the last element.

That's it for now. There are heaps ;-) more things to tell about pointers. But it might help you a tiny bit.
@andros @prologic Exactly. The screenshots of the last few days show it in action. But I do not consider it ready for the world yet. @doesnm appears to have a high pain tolerance, though. :-)
@andros You use your real name as login name, too?

@prologic I see this with the scouts. Luckily, not at work. But at work, I'm surrounded by techies.

@movq Oh my goodness! I'm so glad that I don't have to deal with that in my family. But yeah, I guess you're onto something with your theory. This article is also quite horrific. O_o
@movq Wooaah, that is cool! \o/
Hahaha, a bird is singing really load and it sounds almost exactly like a car alarm. Well, it's probably the other way around, the car alarm was modeled after the birdcall. :-)
@eapl.me I looked at the first few puzzles and they are pretty cool so far! I haven't actually implemented any of them, but I'm fairly certain about how I'd solve them properly. I went through some linked reference articles yesterday, they're also really good. I will recommend this to some workmates. :-)
It's extremely surprising to me that younger non-technical people just type in their full name (properly cased first and last name with a space in between) for a technical username in account registration or login forms. I've seen that happening several times in the past few years. The field name is "Benutzername" in German, literally "username". Even adding a placeholder text to signal that they could simply use their nickname in lowercase did not change anything at all. Well, one person used at least an e-mail address.

This wasn't the case six, seven years ago, everybody had some "real" username. Even non-techies. It looks like some "common knowledge" is getting lost. Strange. Very weird. It trips me every time I see it.

Have you experienced something similar?
@doesnm Heck yeah! Worky, worky! \o/
@movq Hahaha, that name is certainly fitting! :-D

Yeah, I should revert that and try to figure out which programs misbehaved. But that's something for future Lyse. 8-) Right now, I just redefine TERM in my Makefile when the USER happens to be me.
Well, some time ago I put this in my ~/.Xdefaults:

URxvt.keysym.Control-Up: \033[1;5A
 URxvt.keysym.Control-Down: \033[1;5B
URxvt.keysym.Control-Left: \033[1;5D
 URxvt.keysym.Control-Right: \033[1;5C

Probably to behave more like XTerm and fix a few other issues I had with other programs. But, it turns out, tcell expects the original sequence: https://github.com/gdamore/tcell/blob/main/terminfo/r/rxvt/term.go#L487

Hmm.
Hmmm, when I Ctrl+Left to jump a word left, I get 1;5D in my tt2 message text. My TERM is set to rxvt-unicode-256color. In tt, it works just fine. When I change to TERM=xterm-256color, it also works in tt2. I have to read up on that. Maybe even try to capture these sequences and rewrite them.
@david Tada, the reply context is now also shown above. It's slowly coming together and reaching a state where I can actually use this as my daily driver I think. :-)

Reply form in tt2 shows the messages to which a reply is composed
@david Thanks, yes, absolutely! ;-)

I now notice that I should also show the original message(s) to which I reply. That was super useful in the original tt. But one after the other. The mentions are now automatically filled in. \o/
Perfect!

It worked!

I now also implemented basic replying by hitting a as in answering. What's missing is automatically adding mentions in the message text template. That's gonna be a bit more tricky, though.
Righto, now with added basic subject support. Hopefully!
(Back in tt.) Well, it kinda worked. At least appending to the file. But my cache database got screwed up. I do not yet support replies, so the subject and and root hash columns have not been set at all, resulting in a message that is just not shown at all. I gotta do something about that next. The good thing is, though, after simply fixing the two columns the message appeared on screen.
(The previous message was written with tt.) Now, this is the second attempt in tt2.

Let's see!
Dang it, first attempt failed:

Composing a new message in tt2

Somehow, my local feed cannot be opened to append to. I reckon, I have to resolve the tilde first:

Opening feed file failed: no such file or directory
@kat Allegedly, there's at least a CLI for that, yarnc. I neither used nor looked at it, though.
@movq Oh for sure, I fully agree!
@eapl.me Cool!

Proposal 3 (https://git.mills.io/yarnsocial/twtxt.dev/issues/18#issuecomment-19215) has the "advantage", that you do not have to "mention" the original author if the thread slightly diverges. It seems to be a thing here that conversations are typically very flat instead of trees. Hence, and despite being a tree hugger, I voted for 3 being my favorite one, then 2, 1 and finally 4.

All proposals still need more work to clarify the details and edge cases in my opinion before they can be implemented.
@kat It's there, but yarnd's markdown library probably thinks that it's some broken HTML and swallows it, not sure.

Heart shows up fine in tt
@thecanine Yeah, nobody will ever find that setting.
@movq ]:-> Ah, just that one line scrolls horizontally, not the entire screen.
@thecanine It suits your site very well, but I find this font hard to read. In any case, keep on pixeling.
@movq Haha! Yeah, I really don't know if that's the best translation.
@xuu How's traveling the stars going? :-)
@movq :-D

In the meantime, I tried to add English subtitles, so the international audience has a chance of enjoying some of them, too. There are a bunch of puns, so translations don't work at that great.

I went to an exhibition of my fine arts teacher who passed away last year. He was a pretty cool dude and good teacher. I reckon I had him in 7th and probably also 8th grade. His Schelme (imps) were very famous here in this county and presumably well beyond.

Unfortunately, picture frame glas doesn't mix all that great with a fairly dark light and my camera. So, sorry in adavance for the poor quality. Anyway, I photographed a few funny paintings. Watch out, it may contain saucy contents: https://lyse.isobeef.org/siegfried-wagner-farrenstall-2025-03-15/.
@movq Hahaha, nice! :-D I had to check the solution to get it. It's a good one.
Ich war auf der Ausstellung meines letztes Jahr verstorbenen BK-Lehrers. Er war ein ziemlich cooler Typ und guter Lehrer. Wenn ich mich recht erinnere, müsste ich ihn in der 7. und vermutlich auch 8. Klasse gehabt haben. Seine Schelme waren hier im Landkreis und vermutlich darüber hinaus weit bekannt.

Bilderrahmenglas in Verbindung mit vergleichsweise dunkler Beleuchtung gibt leider keine gute Kombination mit meiner Kamera ab. Vorab entschuldige ich mich bereits für die zu wünschen übrig lassende Qualität. Nichtsdestotrotz habe ich ein paar witzige Bilder abfotografiert. Obacht, kann mitunter anzüglichen Inhalt enthalten: https://lyse.isobeef.org/siegfried-wagner-farrenstall-2025-03-15/

Drei Eichhörnchen und ein Kind im bunten Blätterwald
Hahaha, ein Klassiker herrlich nachgespielt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkNuWG_J544 Unglaublich, kann man sich bei uns heutzutage überhaupt nicht mehr vorstellen.
@eapl.me Yes, I believe so.
That's cool, solar eclipse on the moon: https://www.flickr.com/photos/fireflyspace/54386246629/in/album-72177720313239766/
@movq @prologic Dito. Even though I only had four day weeks and three days of weekend the last month, I feel very exhausted as well. Back to five days next week. :-(
@movq That's cool! I just can't justify the amount of space it permanently takes. But it fits nicely with the other gauges you have. And with that in mind, it actually is super tiny.

@eapl.me Interesting, I wasn't aware that other parts of the world consider them to be a German thing :-)
@arne Das ist ein recht zuverlässiger Wetterbericht. Wenn die Bauern mit ihren Güllefässern hier vorbeifahren, weiß ich sofort, dass Regen angekündigt ist. :-)

Ha, das Lied gefällt mir außerordentlich gut! \o/ Mit Abstand das beste Güllelied. Ich kenn noch ein paar schwäbische, aber die gehen lang nicht so ab wie dieses hier.
@eapl.me @bender @prologic Not including a photo was a stupid move, sorry. There you go:

Desk calendar highlighting the current date with a red "today window"

This particular one is 95mm wide and 185mm high. Fairly compact.

I can only use it figure out distances to other dates and to do some basic calendar math. I'm not able to actually schedule anything. But I grew up with a month calendar like you have there where all appointments of the entire family was recorded.

By far most of my paper use is drawing random stuff on scratch paper during meetings. :-D

Random stuff drawn in interesting meetings
@arne Ah, witzige Geschichte! Ich fürchte, der Eberhardt wird sich nun bei mir auch festsetzen. ;-)
I got a small desk calendar as advertising gift. It shows three months at once. I'm using this thing since the beginning of this year and I have to say that it turned out to be super useful. I'm happily surprised.

It sits on my desk next to my rightmost monitor. I've set it up so that I can see the last, current and next months. Each morning, I advance the "today window" or whatever its proper name is. This gives me a sense of what date we have today and which I will have forgotten half a minute later already. At most. However, it's easily at hand by turning my head just a few degrees.

With the last month still showing, I had several occasions so far where a date in the past popped up in a meeting. I could easily tell when something happened, how long ago that was. Or how many days or weeks are left until we have to deliver something, etc.

In hindsight, this is absolutely no surprise at all. But I still find it fascinating. I'm now actually wondering why I never had something like that before. How could I live without that thing? Sure, I pulled up a calendar on my computer, ncal -w3 or so. But I always hated the inverted ncal output, necessary for showing week numbers, though. Having a paper calander right next to my screen at all times is sooooo much more handy.

So, do yourself a favor and think about whether such a desk calendar might be useful to you.

The only annoying thing is that the "today window" moves too easily. It slips down by its own. I reckon it wants me to regularly interact with it, so that I memorize the current date.
@andros If something fits in a CSV file, it typically doesn't require a database. I agree with that. Depending on the application, more complicated queries might benefit from a database, though. I don't know awk very well, but I could imagine that grep, sed and cut reach their CSV processing limits rather quickly when you have to deal with escaped (multiline) fields.

I only very rarely have to deal with CSV files or databases in my day to day life. Maybe, these classic Unix tools offer some tricks I'm not aware of. When I have some more complicated CSV input, I generally reach for Python.
@eapl.me @arne @andros Thanks mates!

Hmmm, Eberhardt. Ist das eine plattdeutsche Sache? Dass ich den flinken Nagern so lang zuschauen konnte, war ein seltener Glücksfall. Normalerweise sind die nach fünf oder spätestens zehn Minuten wieder aus dem Sichtfeld verschwunden.
@movq Yeah, horizontal scrolling is an invention right from the devil himself. :-D It's awful, I can't stand it.
I watched two squirrels this morning for about half an hour: https://lyse.isobeef.org/eichhoernchen-2025-03-11/ They were super crazy fast. Also, they bit off plenty of twigs and carried them around, not sure where they put them. I've never seen them do that before. Once more I realized that I need a better zoom.

Squirrel jumping from tree to tree

Which photos would you remove?
@aelaraji I cannot tell you either. I don't know the difference. :-)
@aelaraji That's nice, enjoy it while it lasts! Rain can be something wonderful. Stay safe.
@kat @prologic When I make dev on current master, I get a proper version. Same with make server. Assuming you cloned the repo, do you have any (uncommited) changes? What does git status tell you?
Of course, @bender, anytime! <3 As our number one bug finder, your service has to be rewarded. :-)
@prologic We can't agree on this idea because that makes things even more complicated than it already is today. The beauty of twtxt is, you put one file on your server, done. One. Not five million. Granted, there might be archive feeds, so it might be already a bit more, but still faaaaaaar less than one file per message.

Also, you would need to host not your own hash files, but everybody else's as well you follow. Otherwise, what is that supposed to achieve? If people are already following my feed, they know what hashes I have, so this is to no use of them (unless they want to look up a message from an archive feed and don't process them). But the far more common scenario is that an unknown hash originates from a feed that they have not subscribed to.

Additionally, yarnd's URL schema would then also break, because https://twtxt.net/twt/<hash> now becomes https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/<hash>, https://twtxt.net/user/bender/<hash> and so on. To me, that looks like you would only get hashes if they belonged to this particular user. Of course, you could define rules that if there is a /user/ part in the path, then use a different URL, but this complicates things even more.

Sorry, I don't like that idea.
We had a very sunny day, peaking at 19°C. This not only decoyed me out, but also plenty motorcycle terrorists. Eh fuckwits, nobody wants to listen to your bloody engine and exhaust noise, keep it quiet for fuck's sake! Many of your rider collegues can manage it, too, so should you.

I had some sore muscles after yesterday's waste paper collection with the scouts. So, I only went for a short trip to my closest backyard mountain. Watching two rock climbers was interesting. That's not something I see very often.

Rock climber going up the Spielburg

https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2025-03-09/
@prologic Hahaha, I love that! :-D Something to laugh during these hard times. Hope you're doing alright.
@arne Glückwunsch, das ist in der Tat doch mal eine erfreuliche Abwechslung. :-)
Thanks, @xuu, great explanation. In another project I've structured it exactly like you wrote. The mock storage over there extends the SQLite storage and provides mechanism to return errors and such for testing purposes:

* storage/ defines the interface
* sqlite/ implements the storage interface
* mock/ extends the SQLite implementation by some mocking capabilities and assertions

Here, however, there are no storage subpackages. It's just storage, that's it. Everything is in there. The only implementation so far is an SQLite backend that resides in storage. My RAM storage is exactly that SQLite storage, but with :memory: instead a backing file on disk. I do not have a mock storage (yet).

I have to think about it a bit more, but I probably have to do exactly that in my tt rewrite, too. Sigh. I just have the feeling that in storage/sqlite/sqlite_test.go I cannot import storage/mock for the helper because storage/mock/mock.go imports and embeds the type from storage/sqlite. But I'm too tired right now to think clearly.
@arne Hals- und Beinbruch! Die Bahn hat ja nur die vier Feinde: Frühling, Sommer, Herbst und Winter. Wurdest Du heute positiv überrascht?
@prologic You just have to stay in the center. It's supposed to be calm in there I heard. Just getting there is the tricky part. Good luck!
@movq "Thermometer must not be installed near aircraft turbine exhaust."
@xuu My layout looks like this:

* storage/
* storage.go: defines a Storage interface
* sqlite.go: implements the Storage interface
* sqlite_test.go: originally had a function to set up a test storage to test the SQLite storage implementation itself: newRAMStorage(testing.T, $initialData) *Storage
* controller/
* feeds.go: uses a Storage
* feeds_test.go: here I wanted to reuse the newRAMStorage(…) function

I then tried to relocate the newRAMStorage(…) into a

* teststorage/
* storage.go: moved here as NewRAMStorage(…)

so that I could just reuse it from both

* storage/
* sqlite_test.go: uses testutils.NewRAMStorage(…)
* controller/
* feeds_test.go: uses testutils.NewRamStorage(…)

But that results into an import cycle, because the teststorage package imports storage for storage.Storage and the storage package imports testutils for testutils.NewRAMStorage(…) in its test. I'm just screwed. For now, I duplicated it as newRAMStorage(…) in controller/feeds_test.go.

I could put NewRAMStorage(…) in storage/testutils.go, which could be guarded with //go:build testutils. With go test -tags testutils …, in storage/sqlite_test.go could just use NewRAMStorage(…) directly and similarly in controller/feeds_test.go I could call storage.NewRamStorage(…). But I don't know if I would consider this really elegant.

The more I think about it, the more appealing it sounds. Because I could then also use other test-related stuff across packages without introducing other dedicated test packages. Build some assertions, converters, types etc. directly into the same package, maybe even make them methods of types.

If I went that route, I might do the opposite with the build tag and make it something like !prod instead of testing. Only when building the final binary, I would have to specify the tag to exclude all the non-prod stuff. Hmmm.
Dang it! I ran into import cycles with shared test utilities again. :-( Either I have to copy this function to set up an in-memory test storage across packages or I have to put it in the storage package itself and guard it with a build tag that is only used in tests (otherwise I end up with this function in my production binary as well). I don't like any of the alternatives. :-(
Thank you, @eapl.me, this is awesome! I'm curious to see if we find some more advantages with the current approach. It seems there should be some more, but I can only think disadvantages right now. :-)