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because Trump has floppy hair it sets people off because 'their' hair never moves
My neighbour is always either coming in or going out
It ended in a crash but I dreamt it thank God @lyse
Note to self, don't park on a hill in neutral with handbrake off
I would say gopher has a decade left
I would say gopher has a decade left
Englisch sprechen
Englisch sprechen
That was legible when I typed it. There were extra spaces between the words
That was legible when I typed it. There were extra spaces between the words
M a y b e p u t s p a c e s b e t w e e n t h e l e t t e r s t o t h w a r t t h e c r a w l e r s l i k e t h i s s o t h e y j u s t s e e i n d i v i d u a l l e t t e r s
M a y b e p u t s p a c e s b e t w e e n t h e l e t t e r s t o t h w a r t t h e c r a w l e r s l i k e t h i s s o t h e y j u s t s e e i n d i v i d u a l l e t t e r s
need a beer
need a beer
Keeping a low profile today
Keeping a low profile today
I'm not a software guy
I'm not a software guy
Enjoying the dreary downtempo sounds
Enjoying the dreary downtempo sounds
Anyone else look at YT and see ad where a scumbag comes out of the toiet and sprays frebreze all over his repulsive home
Anyone else look at YT and see ad where a scumbag comes out of the toiet and sprays frebreze all over his repulsive home
This is how I play music. Find what I want on YT, download it to my dektop as an mp3 then I transfer it to a small mp3 player then I can plug that into a small speaker or a big one using a short audio lead
This is how I play music. Find what I want on YT, download it to my dektop as an mp3 then I transfer it to a small mp3 player then I can plug that into a small speaker or a big one using a short audio lead
The rain washes the air so the rain can be crusty as it filters the dirt away
The rain washes the air so the rain can be crusty as it filters the dirt away
Does everyone who posts from ciberlandia live in the same house in Portugal ?
Does everyone who posts from ciberlandia live in the same house in Portugal ?
Does everyone who posts from ciberlandia pt live in the same house in Portugal ?
adventures in feed
adventures in feed
an adventures in food and drink might be an idea for a twtxt feed
an adventures in food and drink might be an idea for a twtxt feed
Innkeeper, long island iced tea please
Innkeeper, long island iced tea please
céad míle fáilte agus sláinte and the top of the mornin' to ya
céad míle fáilte agus sláinte and the top of the mornin' to ya
The NZ accent can strip paint @movq
The NZ accent can strip paint @movq
I ate a kiwi
I ate a kiwi
Calmest day ever
Calmest day ever
A cold beer and hanging out on twtxt, it doesn't get much better
A cold beer and hanging out on twtxt, it doesn't get much better
You know how there is always someone driving with a single headlamp. Well this morning I was that guy
You know how there is always someone driving with a single headlamp. Well this morning I was that guy
imagine if someone woke at 5pm and it was dark out and he thinks it's 5am
imagine if someone woke at 5pm and it was dark out and he thinks it's 5am
I just doubled the value of my car by putting fuel in the tank
I just doubled the value of my car by putting fuel in the tank
seems to be a gentle winter morning here, well over an hour before sunrise
seems to be a gentle winter morning here, well over an hour before sunrise
Ideal New Year resolution would be not to swear but I would only keep it for 30 seconds
Ideal New Year resolution would be not to swear but I would only keep it for 30 seconds
A new dawn starting here, I am heading to the forest with the dogs
A new dawn starting here, I am heading to the forest with the dogs
2023 you are withdrawing from the world but before you go I want to thank you for being the year that went between 2022 and 2024
2023 you are withdrawing from the world but before you go I want to thank you for being the year that went between 2022 and 2024
Love Christmas / New Year break
Love Christmas / New Year break
enjoying Christmas Eve and Christmas day so far. Every minute of it
enjoying Christmas Eve and Christmas day so far. Every minute of it
hark at this dog https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/7c/f7/be7cf79d9ab0788f2206b0edb6c9a9ca.jpg
hark at this dog https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/7c/f7/be7cf79d9ab0788f2206b0edb6c9a9ca.jpg
my dog getting ready for Christmas https://tilde.club/~iolfree/vividcool.jpg
my dog getting ready for Christmas https://tilde.club/~iolfree/vividcool.jpg
might wash my hair
might wash my hair
@prologic I have now done so
@prologic I have now done so
I will go for a walk to clear my head
I will go for a walk to clear my head
youtube ads, back button and forwards quickly seems to help (use keyboard shortcuts)
youtube ads, back button and forwards quickly seems to help (use keyboard shortcuts)
@prologic #k25mwaq why must you question everything
@prologic #k25mwaq why must you question everything
no end in sight
no end in sight
lovely autumn evening here on twtxt
lovely autumn evening here on twtxt
I hope autumn leaves
I hope autumn leaves
I hope autumn will LEAVE soon
I hope autumn will LEAVE soon
I hope autumn will LEAVE soon
my neighbour's dog sitting in my home earlier https://tilde.club/~iolfree/blackpoint.jpeg
my neighbour's dog sitting in my home earlier https://tilde.club/~iolfree/blackpoint.jpeg
pick up autumn leaves by hand
pick up autumn leaves by hand
time to tackle all that clutter
time to tackle all that clutter
a day to get a few random things done
a day to get a few random things done
a week away from now
a week away from now
I hope this weekend I get my life back on track
I hope this weekend I get my life back on track
I hope today will be the weekend I get my life back on track
I hope today will be the weekend I get my life back on track