# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 249
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt&offset=249
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt&offset=149
im back after 6 months lol
I'm leaving.
twtxt is just kinda isolated.
its just too small.
I'm migrating back to mastodon.
Twtxt has become just, kinda stale.
I will miss you all. I will still keep my account. I'll come back every once in a while. But i won't use it actively anymore.
Goodbye, friends.
~birb 3/22/2021~
I'm leaving.\ntwtxt is just kinda isolated.\nits just too small.\nI'm migrating back to mastodon.\nTwtxt has become just, kinda stale.\nI will miss you all. I will still keep my account. I'll come back every once in a while. But i won't use it actively anymore.\nGoodbye, friends.\n~birb 3/22/2021~
@lyxal @stats no one knows.
we don't get user numbers. (we prolly should lol)
@lyxal @stats no one knows.\nwe don't get user numbers. (we prolly should lol)
@prologic @jlj I use inverted colors because I need the dark mode lol (even tho I could enable it here lol)
hey I am back.\nWhat User Number am I?
hey I am back.
What User Number am I?
@birb-friend Sorry I was gone... But now I am back.
As vice king, you must patrol the site, making sure the people here are civil.
@birb-friend Sorry I was gone... But now I am back.\nAs vice king, you must patrol the site, making sure the people here are civil.
testing hashtags to find posts.
There should be a search engine for hashtags.
#cats #memes
testing hashtags to find posts.\nThere should be a search engine for hashtags.\n#cats #memes
we need to add polls.
Should I change my name?
Bird
birb
sparrow
raven
parakeet
we need to add polls.\n\nShould I change my name?\nBird\nbirb\nsparrow\nraven\nparakeet
The Return Of The King...
WOAH!! WHEN DID WE GET 60 NEW USERS?
FROM 180 TO 244?!
WOAH!! WHEN DID WE GET 60 NEW USERS?\nFROM 180 TO 244?!
I DEFINITELY WOULD!
*idea light bulb sound*
PROLOGIC, DO THIS.
Join your social network with the fediverse!
They are a league of federated social networks!
We might be able to attract a few more users if twtxt lands on the front page!
See what I mean?
https://fediverse.party
I DEFINITELY WOULD!\n*idea light bulb sound*\nPROLOGIC, DO THIS.\nJoin your social network with the fediverse!\nThey are a league of federated social networks!\nWe might be able to attract a few more users if twtxt lands on the front page!\nSee what I mean?\nhttps://fediverse.party
4 THOUSAND people a day?!\nno, that can't be right, the months active says 3.5k\n3,500 / 30. \n\n116...\n\n\nSo you have *approximately* around 100 daily active users.\nhey thats pretty good. :)
4 THOUSAND people a day?!
no, that can't be right, the months active says 3.5k
3,500 / 30.
116...
So you have *approximately* around 100 daily active users.
hey thats pretty good. :)
ok.
can I make an animation for it?
ok.\ncan I make an animation for it?
whats my following and followers rank?
number 5? because I have 10 followers and following 22 people
whats my following and followers rank?\nnumber 5? because I have 10 followers and following 22 people
happy thanksgiving gamers
@antonio whats that box thing?\ndoes it do anything?
@antonio whats that box thing?
does it do anything?
ok. ill make a reddit post about it lol
I hope it gets lots of upvotes and new users
ok. ill make a reddit post about it lol\nI hope it gets lots of upvotes and new users
@prologic I would like to help but I don't know much about javascript (yet)\nI guess I don't want to code, I'm more into visual things. \nplus, its really hard! :O
@prologic I would like to help but I don't know much about javascript (yet)
I guess I don't want to code, I'm more into visual things.
plus, its really hard! :O
hey guys its Twtxt Election Day.
It's officially been one month since I joined,
meaning we vote on people to be my representative.
now we will count the votes and the person with the most votes wins and immidialaty gets inaugurated into Office.
I've chosen the first 2 campaigners
off_grid_living and birb-friend.
now vote! :D
hey guys its Twtxt Election Day.\nIt's officially been one month since I joined,\nmeaning we vote on people to be my representative.\nnow we will count the votes and the person with the most votes wins and immidialaty gets inaugurated into Office. \n\nI've chosen the first 2 campaigners\noff_grid_living and birb-friend.\n\nnow vote! :D
ok its been a week\ncan you show the dm'ing please\nI am king birb
ok its been a week
can you show the dm'ing please
I am king birb
@off_grid_living it takes minutes to upload a kilobytes file,
is your internet super slow?
for contrast, my internet speed is 122 mb and 33 mb,
are you running a massive server thats taking bandwidth?
@off_grid_living it takes minutes to upload a kilobytes file, \nis your internet super slow?\nfor contrast, my internet speed is 122 mb and 33 mb,\nare you running a massive server thats taking bandwidth?
Today is my one month anniversary!\nI can't believe I'm been here for a month!\nTime flies!
Today is my one month anniversary!
I can't believe I'm been here for a month!
Time flies!
I love this site\n\nso tiny
@prologic how is this possibl- Oh I get it.\nhis posts are timed to a certain hour, thats why it says 8 hours from now
@prologic how is this possibl- Oh I get it.
his posts are timed to a certain hour, thats why it says 8 hours from now
@deadguy @prologic I think theres a japanese person here now\nhe/she is our first foreigner
@deadguy @prologic I think theres a japanese person here now
he/she is our first foreigner
First foreigner. Time to start foreign relations?
hey guys I am back for some reason.\n\nwhat are we doing\nhow many prisoners of war did we get
hey guys I am back for some reason.
what are we doing
how many prisoners of war did we get
Hey King Birb Here.\nIf Twtxt ever hits 10,500 users, (which will probably take years)\ncompared to the world population.\n\nits *ONLY* 0.000127%!!
Hey King Birb Here.
If Twtxt ever hits 10,500 users, (which will probably take years)
compared to the world population.
its *ONLY* 0.000127%!!
What d'ya mean by "rebranding" a site overhaul?!
Also, everyone who joins twtxt is automatically my subject for my kingdom.
prologic, you are trying to increase the society, and I, my Kingdom.
What d'ya mean by "rebranding" a site overhaul?!\nAlso, everyone who joins twtxt is automatically my subject for my kingdom.\nprologic, you are trying to increase the society, and I, my Kingdom.
hey im back now lol\n\nso can you show me a prototype of the direct messaging thing?\n\nI AM KING BIRB
hey im back now lol
so can you show me a prototype of the direct messaging thing?
I AM KING BIRB
my screech \n\n*in birb noise* AAAAAAAAA
my screech
*in birb noise* AAAAAAAAA
@prologic I guess so, lol\nI just browse comics there anyway, I repost them
@prologic I guess so, lol
I just browse comics there anyway, I repost them
for some reason i have a Tumblr now
so how many prisoners of war did we get
get started.
tomorrow.
prepare, and bring as much people as you can here.
NO EXCEPTIONS
get started.\ntomorrow.\nprepare, and bring as much people as you can here.\nNO EXCEPTIONS
make sure to guard my palace of barbarians,
oh and make sure to conquer other foreign lands, such as the fediverse.
I guess form an army and invade them.
then bring them here, and ill decide what to do with prisoners of war
make sure to guard my palace of barbarians,\noh and make sure to conquer other foreign lands, such as the fediverse. \nI guess form an army and invade them.\nthen bring them here, and ill decide what to do with prisoners of war
@prologic I don't know, just guard this place,\nand maybe conquer some other villages (social networks)\nand bring them here, as a prisoner of war, and ill decide what to do with 'em
@prologic I don't know, just guard this place,
and maybe conquer some other villages (social networks)
and bring them here, as a prisoner of war, and ill decide what to do with 'em
@birb-friend yes me, king birb\nhas finally got my haircut after 1,000 years,\nyee!
@birb-friend yes me, king birb
has finally got my haircut after 1,000 years,
yee!
Make a giant twtxt poster, so that will attract more people here lol
hey guys Imma learn how to draw art instead of coding because I love art, and bc it is VisUal.
I love the comics people make online :D
hey guys Imma learn how to draw art instead of coding because I love art, and bc it is VisUal.\nI love the comics people make online :D