# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 26
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/birb-friend/twtxt.txt&offset=26
@prologic @off_grid_living @birb you appointed me vice king! is this betrayl???
@prologic @off_grid_living @birb but King Birb, I thought I was already vice king?
@prologic probably 7. I like it - it's more intuitive than Twitter in my opinion but because you append tweets to a text file I can't edit or delete past posts out of order.
@prologic @birb king birb! you must recommend it so we can grow your kingdom!
@birb write your victory speech
@birb what are my duties as vice king, King Birb?
@prologic I haven't but I think I look very handsome anyway 😎
@birb I like your profile pic. very handsome king birb πŸ‘πŸ»
@prologic @polalis δ»€δΉˆζ„ζ€?
@birb SCREAM It would be an honor King Birb
@birb *scream*\nALL HAIL KING BIRB
@polalis (#xjatvca) @prologic 不ηŸ₯道。你呒? δ½ εœ¨δΈ­ε›½ε—?
@prologic @birb king birb is immortal
I don't wanna be an early birb. 😴
@birb Thank you!\n*scream*
@dooven I didn't say eat.
I have beef
@birb *scream*
@birb birb cool
@prologic I am now!
@birb ALL HAIL KING BIRB
@birb I like birb and screaming
@birb *scream*
@prologic thank you!
I am a fan of king @birb
*scream*