# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 181
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/dilbert/twtxt.txt&offset=181
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/dilbert/twtxt.txt&offset=81
Internal Audit ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-15
Industry Trends ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-14
Asok Isolates Too Well ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-13
Gaming The System ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-12
Elbonian Virus ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-11
Virus From Where ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-10
Disagree With Experts ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-09
Fraud Presenter ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-08
Dogbert Is Doctor Of Impossible ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-07
The Boss Has An Idea ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-06
Boss Gets Vaccinated ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-05
Wally's Success ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-04
Cake For Ted ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-03
General Incompetence ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-02
Blaming The Last Manager ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-01
Lazy People Are Efficient ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-31
Dogbert The Bitcoin Billionaire ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-30
Alice Needs A Snack ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-29
Ted The First Gay And Disabled Person ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-28
Doing Nothing Is A Decision ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-27
Teamwork But ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-26
Customers Are Dead People ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-25
Bad Qualities Cancel Out ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-24
Robot Calls ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-23
High Morale ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-22
Everyone Is An Idiot ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-21
Still Get Paid ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-20
Boss Traveling Through Hot Spots ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-19
Captcha ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-18
Vaccine ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-17
I'm A Loseer ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-16
Every Expert Says ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-15
Understanding Science ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-14
Make Or Break Project ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-13
The Moron Option ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-12
Keyboard Upgrades ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-11
Recurring Charges ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-10
Bribe One Judge ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-09
Sales To Elbonia ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-08
Incoming Message ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-07
They Said You'd Say That ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-06
Dna Says Wally Will Steal ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-05
Loser Dna ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-04
Increasing Training Budget ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-03
Audit Blackmail ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-02
Cock Fights ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-01
Dogbert The Auditor ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-31
Important Context ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-30
Microwaving Fish ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-29
Stapler Training ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-28
Scheduling A Call ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-27
Dogbert The Watcher ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-26
Can't Tell When He Is Joking ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-25
Wally Does Three Jobs ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-24
No Makeup On Zoom ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-23
Ethics Class ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-22
Tweets Do Not Represent Employer ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-21
Wally Makes A Suggestion ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-20
Alice Is Honest ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-19
Bad Attitude ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-18
Motivosity Bucks ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-17
Ted And His Laptop ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-16
Ted Reimagined More ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-15
Reimagine Ted's Job ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-14
Assigning Dilbert To Project ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-13
Read The Article ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-12
Trust Coworkers ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-11
Pick Midpoint ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-10
Dogbert 5 G Testing ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-09
5 G Is 4 G ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-08
5 G Format ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-07
Wally Answers Texts Later ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-06
Married Zoomers ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-05
Thought Leader ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-04
Wally Leaves Camera On ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-03
Buying Tee Shirts ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-02
Ai For Management Decisoins ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-01
Dilbert Has To Be Right ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-30
Dogbert Does Telemedicine ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-29
Zoom Happy Hour ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-28
Boss Hires Stalker ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-27
Online Class Muted ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-26
Protestors Destroy Our Stores ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-25
Working At Home Benefits ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-24
Share Your Screen ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-23
Satellite Launch ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-22
Smells Like A Trap ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-21
Ghost Writer ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-20
Dilbert Not On Mute ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-19
Information From Carl ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-18
Rewriting Shakespeare ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-17
Real Men Multitask ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-16
Cushion In Schedule ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-15
Angry Techn Writers ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-14
Climate Change And Wally ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-13
Homepage | Dilbert by Scott Adams ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-12
Homepage | Dilbert by Scott Adams ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-11
Ted Liked A Tweet ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-10
No Performance Reviews ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-09
Banana Is Not An Apple ‣ https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-11-08