# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
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# offset Start index for quey.
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# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=7127
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=7027
Band name of the day: the new art for cancelling fear
Band name of the day: unknown to prometheus
Band name of the day: faith without smile
Bad idea of the day: do your bibliomancy with Green's Dictionary of Slang -- fate will tell you what it really thinks of you, for once.
Band name of the day: the perfect despisers
Band name of the day: the sacred yes
Band name of the day: danger our vocation
Band name of the day: new wonders on the moon
actually tbh every performance feels epic when it's backed with 10 jazz-funk greats
who said sonny chiba can't act imma punch him in the neck
kolchak > koljack fite me
Band name of the day: tiger vengance
Dear lazyweb: what kind of electrical plugs would a house built in japan in 1939 have, assuming it was built out in the sticks? Would newly-built houses in the country generally be electrified at that time?
Triple feature: The Hunger, Daughters of Darkness, & The Blood-Spattered Bride
Something you gotta remember about the alt-right is that they're a temporary alliance of warring groups with conflicting ideologies, most of which are planning on killing all the others & are putting it off in favor of killing the rest of us first.
The rasterman filter is the only one in netfilters that tries to cache all of stdin, & I don't know enough perl to fix it.
Are the people who think 'problematic' means 'cancelled' the same ones who think 'there is no ethical consumption under late capitalism' means 'never buy anything'? Glad I don't know any of them.
One can construct a bingo sheet to group together anybody. A bingo sheet constructed to group together people who don't act or think similarly will not reliably predict those people's thoughts or actions.
Hot take: gopher is not a failed attempt to invent the WWW, but its own crystallization of a coherent philosophy -- to present jump links between text files, without all the other bollocks. That makes it as valuable today as it was 25 years ago.
Something being 'natural' might make fixing it more difficult, but it is not an excuse not to fix it. If inequity & injustice are 'natural' -- i.e., happen without conspiracy -- that just makes it *more* important to fight them.
twitch plays ophelia in a new production of hamlet where every actor is actually a complete online community collectively voting on small muscle movements
twitch plays mornington crescent
Band name of the day: alternative meats
Are there any free AS/400 emulators floating around that would give a feel for what it's like to use the system? (Support for running arbitrary IBM binaries optional)
Band name of the day: VULPECULATED
Band name of the day: modern mode of desiring
Band name of the day: hot planetary gravity
it's really weird that my most popular medium post thus far this year is a rant about extensions to the gopher protocol
Band name of the day: wandering fartscape
when i grow up i want to be the kind of person who can pull off a cape as casual-wear
If there's ever a Nine Inch Nails biopic, Keanu Reeves should play Trent Reznor.
Band name of the day: pathological tourism
Band name of the day: central city brain dump & recycling center
Band name of the day: skeleton astride a skull