# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 14
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz/user/gretahayes/twtxt.txt&offset=14
Sorry Malala I hate this fucking class
athena was NOT making that night longer for ODYSSEUS to enjoy the sex get serious. she made that man see the gods above so clearly that he almost had a panic attack
greek myth is crazy bc there's the misogny but also yeah she IS getting that man pregnant. penelope and odysseus obviously (he literally WAS the one that carried telemachus) and ofc andromeda and perseus & hektor and andromache but also like. you cannot tell me helen didn't get menelaos pregnant bffr
I'm clearly doing so well
call me andromeda the way i want to get that man PREGNANT ‼️
perseus and andromeda DEFINITELY have insane wild sex i just KNOWWW she gets him pregnant & she has him screaming the entire time. their servants have to cover their ears and steer clear of their room every night they're together their kid's nursemaid makes sure the kid has an early bedtime just so they don't hear this shit i just KNOW she makes him see stars i know she
May be no joke chronically ill...fascinating
Also guys if u ever need a new life philosophy. Connor Hawke from green arrow comics is your guy
Lowkey planning out a book (anthology. Maybe) of just playscripts in my Greek myth yuriverse. Thank u lord
Everyone should watch danger force cause why’s it lowkey sooo good
I'm so good at this. I'm so good at this. I can even reply to people successfully at times
Woah....it's so pretty & pink on here...