# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/dbbh2ea
Stripmining a gas giant for its hydrogen, dumping the rest of its atmosphere in neomoons: Helium moon, oxygen moon, silicon moon (wafer quality\n2017-11-07T02:03:42+01:00\tThe player isn't all that interested in us, she's somewhere underground carving out beautiful caverns and building arcologies for nobody\n2017-11-07T01:28:31+01:00\tHuman skulls have five orbits: L4 and L5 contain the eyes, L1 occasionally a spare, the rest are empty but can hold crystals, birds, drones\n2017-11-07T01:05:52+01:00\tIn 10000 days, or roughly 27 years, you have time to get really good at 24 things, 8 of which are sleep\n2017-11-07T00:44:15+01:00\tGrounding problems are absurd to Jovian philosophers - everything's in flux, turning, boiling, the only constants are the eyes of storms\n2017-11-07T00:20:24+01:00\tSlowly eggs and sperm grow inside them and they meet the jungles, hungry maws tear them apart, release the clouds and the cycle begins anew\n2017-11-07T00:14:17+01:00\tAs they grow older and larger, they sink again, undergo several metamorphoses, accrete and shed symbionts to adapt to ever-deeper layers\n2017-11-07T00:08:10+01:00\tVast clouds of buoyant eggs emerge from Jupiter's floating jungles, to hatch far from the predators of the deep and grow fat on algal blooms\n2017-11-06T02:22:11+01:00\tA world where far-away things become transparent instead of indistinct, caves visible inside mountains and clouds, a hollow in the sun\n2017-11-04T03:27:03+01:00\tFrom hiding, you install a safety net over the abyss, defuse paradoxes and lure away monsters, all to make their dreams last a little longer\n2017-11-04T03:07:55+01:00\tYou greet the other, they startle and the dream ends - again. You begin to wonder whose dreams these are, it's never you in that abyss\n2017-11-03T13:34:43+01:00\tDeep in the royal archives is a dorian map. The kingdom's long been existing outside of time, history advances only on this parchment\n2017-11-03T04:30:03+01:00\tThe air is heavy with exhaust and shop smell. Subway trains peek out from between the roots, curl lazily around the trunks\n2017-11-03T04:27:57+01:00\tCars spread new wings and soar, others grow paws and prehensile tails and climb into the canopy, honking loudly at each other as they do so\n2017-11-03T04:09:03+01:00\tThe skyscrapers mutate under the athaumic fallout and for the first time, the urban jungle sprouts concrete branches, nonsense ads blossom\n2017-11-02T02:38:36+01:00\tshe's wearing a lightning crown, her hair's a tangle of field lines, aurorae play over her eyeballs\n2017-11-01T03:19:14+01:00\ttouch a column and gray circles briefly expand over its surface↵sing and an occasional flash of color reveals part of the palace\n2017-11-01T03:16:11+01:00\ton an otherwise featureless plain, a wave ripples through the air, turns transparent columns and arches opaque for an instant\n2017-10-31T03:52:32+01:00\tyou aimlessly twiddle the knobs of the artifact, one switches on your heart's and veins' debug mesh and you see it pulsing through your skin\n2017-10-28T17:11:37+02:00\tmail from the taxonomists - names are in!↵kelp cloud: serpens↵anemone cloud: atomnemone↵mushroom cloud: fungocumulus↵tree cloud: apocalyptus\n2017-10-28T03:22:18+02:00\tQ: what do you call a way of organizing punctuation?↵A: a periodic system\n2017-10-28T03:21:59+02:00\tAmong the molecules of style, one finds the common ellipsis (…) but also the rare double-stop (..), triatomic comma (,,, - very reactive),