# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/itcysra
did you know that everything you drink wine out of also produces music? wineskins (bagpipes), glasses (glass harps), your enemies' skulls (\n2016-03-24T22:22:35+01:00\tViolins nurse their young with a special milky song. To hear it, steal their mewling children and place surrogates in their stead.\n2016-03-24T00:14:04+01:00\tThe knife sings jubilantly as it slashes through reality and leaves ribbons that float... down? I've never seen that direction before\n2016-03-24T00:13:42+01:00\tTurned out there were many equivalent theories of everything, but each appealed to a different audience and required another consciousness.\n2016-03-24T00:04:33+01:00\tPicture of paper tiger↵in the wild (it's hiding in the gaps)