# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
#
# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 238492
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=238492
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?offset=238392
[47°09′33″S, 126°43′43″W] Raw reading: 0x687D3CB2, offset +/-3
[47°09′09″S, 126°43′14″W] Reading: 0.13000 PPM
@movq omg YAML is so demonic like it pretends to be readable and then THE SPACING. THE FUCKING SPACING
I wore a Kubernetes shirt, in public, by accident, and now I feel dirty and ashamed. 😢
@kat I kind of like XML because it’s mostly well-defined and easy for humans to read (unlike YAML, which is a complete mess, imho) … and at the same time, it can get complicated really fast. 🫤 But at least it’s plain-text – that’s the important part in this case. 😅
[47°09′50″S, 126°43′31″W] --no signal--
[47°09′08″S, 126°43′36″W] Reading: 1.88 Sv
[47°09′25″S, 126°43′01″W] Raw reading: 0x687C77D1, offset +/-3
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1407 ARCHIVED:88509 CACHE:2521 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
[47°09′48″S, 126°43′05″W] Reading: 0.30 Sv
@movq XML is so terrifying but kinda underrated tbh
@kat i wanna catch up on the twts!!!
Xfce does one thing very right: It stores its settings in plain-text XML files. This allows me to easily read, track, and maybe even distribute these settings to other machines.
(Unlike GNOME’s dconf, which uses some binary file format. Fun fact: The older and now deprecated gconf also used XML files.)
ugh my TL's once again doing the thing where it only shows like 5 twts
hi yarn friends omg i've missed yall 😭😭😭 i've been so depressed....
[47°09′49″S, 126°43′04″W] --white noise--
[47°09′00″S, 126°43′16″W] Transponder fixed
[47°09′22″S, 126°43′17″W] Raw reading: 0x687B4271, offset +/-1
[47°09′49″S, 126°43′27″W] Reading: 1.87 Sv
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1406 ARCHIVED:88503 CACHE:2547 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
[47°09′19″S, 126°43′49″W] Re-taking samples
[47°09′59″S, 126°43′09″W] Non-significative results -- sampling finished
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the doctors have started using AI voice agents and they understand jack shit. 😭😭😭
@andros U2FsdGVkX19ezPBrazFO2nWp1MQa8ql8GW+89ju6Sq1ZyASHchirjedzXxIVW0LwCx88EOyLMmr5k1ZVdoIBcw
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′49″W] Analyzing samples
[47°09′11″S, 126°43′57″W] Reading: 0.34 Sv
@andros U2FsdGVkX1+rKuY70YPpnbK7bIKPCwOnaPZ2sLsePz+2xgIpoVWVhnkA1sxtvBfyE+1uaR+zcG3oMIzhGAo0uA
[47°09′20″S, 126°43′19″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1405 ARCHIVED:88497 CACHE:2550 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
@lyse Hm, I don’t think so, the requested page was a Linux-specific post. 🤔 I sometimes wonder if privacy-oriented browsers might do this on purpose, to create garbage data? 🤔 No idea.
@lyse I honestly wish I could do more than just sit here and wait. It’s just a matter of time until they remove X.Org from the repos. 🫤 But I really can’t dedicate so much time to this …
[47°09′12″S, 126°43′50″W] Transfer aborted
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′37″W] Transfer 75% complete...
I give up.
Let’s try again next year. I don’t have the stamina. Death by a thousand paper cuts.
Can’t set up a meaningful taskbar: https://github.com/labwc/labwc/discussions/2924 (This is not a labwc issue, it’s a generic issue in the broader Wayland ecosystem.)
@bender Even I don’t believe in that anymore. :'(
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′26″W] Transfer 50% complete...
@lyse Don’t remind me about Morse. I really wanted to learn that and tried so for quite a while, but no success. 😢
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′15″W] Transfer 25% complete...
@lyse Ja, eine kleine Inventur vorab kann auch nicht schaden. Der Bestand an Erdankern, Heringen und Gaskartuschen ist durch mich die Tage schon wieder aufgestockt worden.
Wo das Gas bleibt weiß ich. Warum die Befestigungen immer weniger werden, obwohl wir durchzählen (!), ist mir unbekannt. Vielleicht sind wir im Zahlenraum von 1 bis 20 einfach nur noch sehr unsicher. 🤓
[47°09′45″S, 126°43′52″W] Transponder still failing -- switching to analog communication
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1404 ARCHIVED:88485 CACHE:2544 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
"As pessoas só estão a dormir na rua porque querem" - João Soares (PS), 2025
#semcomentarios
[47°09′28″S, 126°43′00″W] Transponder malfunction
[47°09′13″S, 126°43′43″W] --interrupted--
Dois vencedores portugueses no Wiki Loves Folklore 2025, na categoria dos prémios regionais "Northern & Western Europe"!
Os #Caretos de Lazarim e o Carnaval de #Lazarim, em #Lamego, foram premiados nesta competição, pela qualidade e originalidade de 2 fantásticas imagens. Muitos parabéns aos autores Filipe Salgado e António Alves Tendim!
Vê todas as fotos vencedoras: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Wiki_Loves_Folklore_2025/Winners
#wikilovesfolklore2025 
The Lazarim Carnival in Lamego’s village of Lazarim, Douro, is famed for its striking wooden masks and costumes by António Alves Tedim 
The Caretos de Lazarim carnival in Lamego, northern Portugal, is famous for its hand-carved wooden masks by Afsalgado
[47°09′00″S, 126°43′06″W] Not enough data -- sampling finished
Bald geht's in den Urlaub. Nach Dänemark und auf die Insel Fehmarn. Alles mit dem neuen Zelt, welches wir dringen mal zum Probieren aufbauen sollten. 🤔
[47°09′55″S, 126°43′03″W] Taking samples
[47°09′19″S, 126°43′36″W] Wind speed: 72kph -- batteries low
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1403 ARCHIVED:88482 CACHE:2542 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
#liberdade 
Foto de um cartaz numa manifestação, que diz "A falta de Liberdade de quem não pode estar aqui incomoda-me"
#MaradoWeekly #WeeklyPlant Week 28 
The first apples of 2025
[47°09′34″S, 126°43′17″W] Wind speed: 102kph -- batteries low
[47°09′23″S, 126°43′47″W] Working impossible due to heavy rain
Gente amiga, que provider europeu recomendam para registo de domínios?
O Gandi subiu imenso os preços, e estou a olhar para o OVH, mas antes de mergulhar queria saber o que se usa por aí
@aelaraji And I read the following funny response to that:
> Bluesky: Users verify their age by adding a payment method or uploading a photo ID.
>
> Mastodon: Users verify their age by posting pictures of the vintage computer equipment in their homes.
https://beige.party/@maxleibman/114848276288629121
😏
[47°09′10″S, 126°43′11″W] Working impossible due to blizzard
AI this, AI that.
Tech is no longer interesting. I need to find a new field.
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′50″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to thunderstorm
[47°09′59″S, 126°43′26″W] Wind speed: 64kph -- batteries low
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1402 ARCHIVED:88477 CACHE:2562 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
[47°09′52″S, 126°43′01″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from S
(… maybe followed by “tmux Thursday” to cool down …)
Thinking about doing “Wayland Wednesday”. Only use Wayland every Wednesday. Collect bugs, report bugs, fix bugs.
@lyse 06.jpg is quite funny. Block the road for 30 minutes! %)
[47°09′14″S, 126°43′59″W] Raw reading: 0x68752981, offset +/-3
@bender Hm, it is now. 🤔 I should have made a screenshot when I first saw it.
[47°09′06″S, 126°43′17″W] Wind speed: 105kph -- batteries low
[47°09′50″S, 126°43′27″W] Wind speed: 94kph
[47°09′09″S, 126°43′30″W] Reading: 0.61 Sv
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1401 ARCHIVED:88472 CACHE:2558 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
Ou, como diz quem escreve melhor que eu... 
Recorte jornal. Diz: "Num contexto assim, pode-se, sim, falar de 《imigração desregulada》, mas apenas no sentido em que o Estado não consegue dar resposta aos direitos de quem está cá, de quem é mais explorado que os locais, trabalha, desconta, paga impostos, faz compras. A 《desregulação》 é do Estado, não das pessoas que migram."
[47°09′35″S, 126°43′36″W] Reading: 1.44000 PPM
[47°09′37″S, 126°43′22″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
@andros U2FsdGVkX18qD1YR6+RZLqq4rU5g6KnvLXL6Cj4y9M5cDgV/pHGr8TFeVK+D4PqY1zlqw7LqhuUKnjlUsHuJQg==
[47°09′31″S, 126°43′35″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from NE
[47°09′10″S, 126°43′34″W] --no signal--
[47°09′59″S, 126°43′11″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:1400 ARCHIVED:88470 CACHE:2557 FOLLOWERS:22 FOLLOWING:14
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