# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 305
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/kt84/twtxt.txt&offset=105
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/kt84/twtxt.txt&offset=205
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/kt84/twtxt.txt&offset=5
@lyxal hi there! Welcome to twt! Glad to have you in our little community ๐ŸŽ‰
@lyxal glad you finally got it sorted!! And Welcome! ๐Ÿฅณ
@antonio and three months later we went to this!!
@antonio @prologic (re moar show) thatโ€™s London in 2018.
@dooven love the duck!!!
@becrobinson86 @prologic (re good morning ) we get the compostable pods from coles.
@wmoh Hi! Welcome to our little community@its great to have you!
@prologic Crikey!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Wow this pod is getting busy!! ๐Ÿฅณ I wonโ€™t have time to work anymore. I need to check my twts!!
@stats hooray 100!!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
@hellson let there be.... water?
@hellson knowing you.. that would not have been straight coffee ๐Ÿคฃ
@dev team.. pull refresh please ๐Ÿ™‚
@becrobinson86 yum!!! Any sauce? Iโ€™m obsessed with sauce ... ๐Ÿ˜‹
@hjertnes omg havenโ€™t thought about that movie in years!!
@off_grid_living that looks delicious!!! Whatโ€™s the sauce?
@prologic oh yeah sorry no idea how to fix it. Not my forte ๐Ÿคฃ
@prologic I love how @dooven made that video of the bug. How did you do that???
@prologic oh yeah totally! I think our frozen chips are safe!
Now to do some serious marketing!! ๐Ÿคฉ
OMG my pod is up and running!!! https://4069.twt.social/ Check it out!! ๐Ÿฅณ
@prologic how do you know itโ€™s morning if you never slept?!?
@tknz @prologic Ohhh I want a pod too!! ๐Ÿคฉ
@felixp7 hey there! We sure do have room! Welcome to our little community! ๐Ÿฅณ
@prologic @lukem (Surface Duo) your post brought back memories of people stabbing their little windows phones with those weird styluses!! ๐Ÿ˜†
Hooray for the long weekend!!
@off_grid_living companion planting at kids school!
@tim hi !!! Welcome to our little community! Great to have you on board!! ๐Ÿฅณ
@lukem (dinner) errr have you see the recipe feed?!? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ we invite people for take out ๐Ÿคฃ
Dinner plans?
@prologic is that a local wonder?!?
@everyone. Apologies Iโ€™ve just been informed twtxt will NEVER be sold to twitter. Not even for 60 billion. ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ
@jack @prologic where the F*** is it then???? Not like they canโ€™t afford to fund their โ€˜special projectโ€™. FFS twtxt has 4 Open source engineers and a budget of exactly... $0. ๐Ÿ˜ณ***
@jack @prologic please feel free to make us an offer of 60 billion dollars. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค‘
@prologic (re brewing company name's beer) no!! Thank goodness!!
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/beer-company-accidentally-names-ale-maori-word-for-pubic-hair/news-story/65b9299923b7498c7bba3eb26cd20c5f ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@stats come on 100 users!!!!! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€๏ธ
Love the new logo!! I like the quill too on the app? Can we keep that?
TestFlight!!! Woohoo!!! Love it!!
@prologic what a beautiful dog!! I bet heโ€™s never in trouble!! ๐Ÿถ
@dooven that is truly horrendous!!!
@off_grid_living took your advice and filled my new garden beds up with fallen paperbark trees! Also ordered 9cubic metres of green mulch! ๐Ÿ˜…
@rob great avatar!!! Glad to you managed to get your old mate in... blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
@evd3v good day to you! Welcome to our community!! Great to have you here! ๐ŸŽ‰
@yhchan hey! Great to see you join our little community!
@annekemp Cant wait to hear more about the endangered Australian Lungfish!
@antonio I think @prologic is actually a robot. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@becrobinson86 the traffic around the city was horrendous today! WTF was everyone doing?!?! (For those thinking โ€˜hypocriteโ€™ I was WORKING!!) ๐Ÿ˜‚
@antonio OMG that looks amazing!! Iโ€™ve already got my first POD idea set!!
@evgeny_kalinin hi!! Welcome to twtxt! If you need any help you can reach out to @support or @prologic or even @antonio. Canโ€™t wait for your next twt!
@prologic @hjertnes well I donโ€™t have a twtxt file on my computer so I am thankful to the hardworking developers who have made twtxt inclusive to all, regardless of technological know-how. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜Š
Oh wow soo excited about the atom syndication format!!! My life is now complete ๐Ÿค“
@prologic @rell (re Launch!) yes! Itโ€™s a king parrot, we have a pair that regularly visit our garden
@prologic @rell (re Launch!) hi !! Welcome to our little community! Love your avatar!!
@prologic Hooray for Friday!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿคช
@prologic Update I think twitter have reinstated his account. He had to remove a video saying kids are immune to COVID. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
@prologic thatโ€™s his pooping lane ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@ocdtrekkie welcome to twtxt! Great to see another new member of our little community! (Pod)
@hellson does being at work and having nothing to do count?!?
@becrobinson86 thatโ€™s a good one.. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@ Everyone, apologies for my twt silence today. A very bad thing happened... I had to go to work. ๐Ÿ˜ž (like a real job).
@prologic @dooven (re community manager) is that the same as โ€˜Brand Ambassadorโ€™???? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
@becrobinson86 yummm!!! Want some ๐Ÿ˜‹
@prologic @lukem nah youโ€™re one of the family mate!!
@prologic thatโ€™s a truly beautiful photo. Do you do photography as well as tech? ๐Ÿง
@lukem thank goodness my Monday is nearly finished!!
@goofmint hey there! Welcome to twtxt! Great to have you in our community! ๐Ÿค— if you need help shout out to support and check out the feeds section!
@prologic @shahzeb thanks for making twtxt great!!!!
@everyone.. apologies Iโ€™ve just been informed the โ€˜monstrosityโ€™ is what runs my Netflix ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
@prologic what is that monstrosity???? Wouldnโ€™t want it in my house ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ
For anyone interested my new avatar is an Australian King Parrot who recently visited our garden
@eli_oat I recently did some weeding! ๐Ÿ˜‚
Oh ๐Ÿ’ฉ! Back to the whiteboard! (Literally). ๐Ÿง
@dooven woohoo!!! Plans???
@hellson Driving around Brisbane today and noticing quite a few NSW number plates... ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ
@prologic If there are any lurkers out there... sign up and join in the fun!! ๐Ÿคช
@hjertnes the only way to flush the turd is for all Americans to vote. Less than 60% of Americans exercise their democratic right to vote in elections. https://usafacts.org/articles/how-many-americans-vote-and-how-do-voting-rates-vary-state/
@dooven thanks for the twtxt updates!!
@hellson you are the original twtxt influenzer. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@off_grid_living I know what you mean, I moved a paver 2 days ago and am still recovering. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
@hjertnes To do that: VOTE.
@lukem I donโ€™t get it. Does perseverance poop the names out as it goes along? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ #shitposting
@mikerob82 good one!!
Best not to ask me for help... Iโ€™m just here to get all the free gifts. #breakingnews https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/influencer-slammed-for-asking-pr-companies-for-birthday-gifts/news-story/20903c6331c347563f71b1a084318a91
Tube.mills.io Who built this fabulous thing; I wonder. ๐Ÿง
On a personal note: a big shoutout to the work experience girl at our local coffee spot. Good job!! โ˜•๏ธ
@eli_oat Learning to re socialise- the new adulting. Is there an app for that?!?
@lukem geez maciej, get it together. #Prologic built this in a day.
@prologic but Iโ€™ve only got 4 packs of toilet paper left !!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Two people 50kms from me have been diagnosed with Covid... time to start PANIC BUYING!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Watch out for the exploding ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿคญhttps://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/ballistic-beer-company-exploding-twang-brambleberry-sour-cans-recalled/news-story/7d16747b6a81330910b572e8ebbd5948
@prologic will twtxt become a combination of twitter and instagram?!?! ๐Ÿคž
Test #2
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@prologic ๐Ÿ› alert !!!!
A big hi and welcome to all the new twtxt peeps!!!!
A big hi and welcome to all the new twtxt peeps!!!!
@rob that sounds slow... ???
@prologic say whaaaaat now?? Thereโ€™s gonna be a twtxt app!!!!!! ๐Ÿฅณ
@prologic Thatโ€™s awesome!!! Get your marketing team on to it!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚