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fakest job: headmaster of pranks at Joof Institute
routinely cycling between caffeine stomachache <--> hangover stomachache <--> ice cream stomachache 🤕
routinely cycling between caffeine stomachache <--> hangover stomachache <--> ice cream stomachache 🤕\r
Me in the line for security at sfo frantically going through the list of all my controlled substances in my head hoping I didnt accidentally bring any with me\r
Me in the line for security at sfo frantically going through the list of all my controlled substances in my head hoping I didnt accidentally bring any with me
martin, i work at a political consulting firm where i design propaganda for clients on the scale of moderate Dem to leftist
martin, i work at a political consulting firm where i design propaganda for clients on the scale of moderate Dem to leftist\r
Antonio loves LA but I think I hate it now
Antonio loves LA but I think I hate it now\r
yo zach that video is a whole ass trip. I imagine that guy as just you in the future... anyway gimme summa that silk tassel to chew on\r
yo zach that video is a whole ass trip. I imagine that guy as just you in the future... anyway gimme summa that silk tassel to chew on
we watched a how its made on aquarium fish and they force mated them by holding them together with their hands\r
we watched a how its made on aquarium fish and they force mated them by holding them together with their hands
Peep show is so fucking funny
Peep show is so fucking funny\r
im all about basement jaxx\r
im all about basement jaxx
that reminds me of the video of you guys drunk dancing in the mall in ktown @chris
that reminds me of the video of you guys drunk dancing in the mall in ktown @chris\r
Sig chis are just patrician alpha delts - chris\r
Sig chis are just patrician alpha delts - chris
next time we're in Elko we have to have Basque food, and a Picon punch
next time we're in Elko we have to have Basque food, and a Picon punch\r
Putting here so i dont forget, i want to make a drawstring linen laundry bag\r
Putting here so i dont forget, i want to make a drawstring linen laundry bag
i respond to my name and my name only. but i'd never heard of phil, i skimmed the vulture profile - weird guy. i'll check out the album
i respond to my name and my name only. but i'd never heard of phil, i skimmed the vulture profile - weird guy. i'll check out the album\r
i wonder how chris does it
i wonder how chris does it\r
zach- never heard of Joseph stella! but im digging tree of life, apotheosis of a rose, and Dance of Spring (Song of the Birds). what do you like about him?\r
zach- never heard of Joseph stella! but im digging tree of life, apotheosis of a rose, and Dance of Spring (Song of the Birds). what do you like about him?
there's something to the references/endlessly or chaotically referential...indicative of the amount of info we process today? seems unique to our time... something something what would the beats look like today\r
there's something to the references/endlessly or chaotically referential...indicative of the amount of info we process today? seems unique to our time... something something what would the beats look like today
guys we should make a calendar
guys we should make a calendar\r
Zide Door Church of Entheogenic Plants, an Oakland-based mushroom and cannabis church
Zide Door Church of Entheogenic Plants, an Oakland-based mushroom and cannabis church\r
lol I learned that it rained today from zach's log
lol I learned that it rained today from zach's log\r
omg zach I LOLed at that on my zoom call haha. btw can you add a line after this? >machine learning is an inherently authoritarian ideology... to explain further? thanks!
omg zach I LOLed at that on my zoom call haha. btw can you add a line after this? >machine learning is an inherently authoritarian ideology... to explain further? thanks!\r
cool article from cheapskateguide zach, thanks for sharing. this is super cursory but reminds me of masters tools by audre Lorde, which everyone likes to apply to everything... but I somehow find it really easy to not interrogate computers in the same way.
cool article from cheapskateguide zach, thanks for sharing. this is super cursory but reminds me of masters tools by audre Lorde, which everyone likes to apply to everything... but I somehow find it really easy to not interrogate computers in the same way. \r
Can we make it under the sea but also marijuana
Can we make it under the sea but also marijuana\r
zach it was so nice to see your pics from WV! your hair is so long lol. what shoes are you wearing in the pic shaking the tent? did you get crocs? looks like such a fun time <3 I love this blog format
zach it was so nice to see your pics from WV! your hair is so long lol. what shoes are you wearing in the pic shaking the tent? did you get crocs? looks like such a fun time <3 I love this blog format\r
WHY ARE ALL YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLES LIKE THIS??!?!!??!?!\r
WHY ARE ALL YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLES LIKE THIS??!?!!??!?!
zach u really schooled me, much love\r
zach u really schooled me, much love
whats their overall pitch? j feel like the curation is good\r
whats their overall pitch? j feel like the curation is good
thinking I need a tldr for any article longer than 150 words :S or adder all
thinking I need a tldr for any article longer than 150 words :S or adder all\r
thinking about haim but also about how white people are over :/
thinking about haim but also about how white people are over :/\r
zach and I are talking about computer rooms and how they are funny... something something devices affecting design of homes/rooms/family interaction... zach says mine was like Internet cafe\r
zach and I are talking about computer rooms and how they are funny... something something devices affecting design of homes/rooms/family interaction... zach says mine was like Internet cafe
I like how no one can like my status update: its just me typing into the void