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When I fix it directly in production ⌘ Read more
When all the unit tests are passing ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me if I can make a small change the day before the release ⌘ Read more
When the client hasn’t noticed any bugs and tells me the app is very well designed ⌘ Read more
When all the new projects I’ll have to work on are presented to me ⌘ Read more
When I try to keep up with the senior developer’s technical explanations ⌘ Read more
When I discover that I’ve been assigned dozens of tickets for my comeback ⌘ Read more
When I assign a complex ticket to the lead developer ⌘ Read more
When the client tries to pass off an enhancement as a bug fix ⌘ Read more
When I have a lot of warnings but my code works ⌘ Read more
When I start my demo and realize I forgot to remove my test popups ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin types the root password in front of me ⌘ Read more
When my error handler works perfectly ⌘ Read more
When I ask for the specs and the salesperson hands me a simple post-it note ⌘ Read more
When I run my code and realize I forgot a breakpoint ⌘ Read more
When I present my Proof of Concept to the boss ⌘ Read more
When I’m praised for my work even though all the credit goes to ChatGPT ⌘ Read more
When the intern asks me if I can test what they’ve just coded ⌘ Read more
When I’ve just broken production and I see the boss coming out of their office ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to make a small change in legacy code ⌘ Read more
When the library returns “Error: null”** ⌘ Read more
When my phone rings on Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more
When my teammate asks me for help with a regex ⌘ Read more
When the boss tries to reassure the client about a production incident ⌘ Read more
When I search for my print(‘hello’) in the logs ⌘ Read more
When someone asks where all the production users have gone after my delete on the users table in the staging environment ⌘ Read more
When I start a major debugging session ⌘ Read more
When a user shows me their screen and I see a bunch of virus pop-ups ⌘ Read more
When I wasn’t prepared and they announce that the deadline has been extended by several weeks ⌘ Read more
When I try to copy a line in the log console ⌘ Read more
When I’m thrown into a new project without all the information ⌘ Read more
When someone starts telling their life story during the daily standup ⌘ Read more
When I find a messy solution that fixes my bug ⌘ Read more
When I’ve forked my thread incorrectly ⌘ Read more
When I receive a 4-page meeting summary ⌘ Read more
When a colleague has cleared the table I had prepared for my tests ⌘ Read more
When the boss calls me as soon as I’m back from vacation to tell me everything I need to deliver urgently ⌘ Read more
When there’s a heatwave and there’s no air conditioning at the office ⌘ Read more
When my unit tests fail one after another ⌘ Read more
When the director walks through the open space and I pretend to be working ⌘ Read more
When I deploy a small change to production ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson tries to talk technical with me ⌘ Read more
When I come across my bug while debugging step by step ⌘ Read more
When a colleague forwards me a ticket they’re too lazy to handle ⌘ Read more
When my script works as expected on the first try ⌘ Read more
When I have no choice but to dive into legacy code ⌘ Read more
When I go on vacation right before the delivery of a major project ⌘ Read more
When I fix one bug and get 10 new ones ⌘ Read more
When I take my coffee and suddenly know how to fix my current bug ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked if I can write the user documentation ⌘ Read more
When someone starts typing their password in front of me ⌘ Read more
When I send an email and forget the attachment ⌘ Read more
When I receive an email from the sales guy with the subject “URGENT”** ⌘ Read more
When the boss catches me making live corrections on the production ⌘ Read more
When we finally deliver the project I’ve been working on for 3 years ⌘ Read more
When I’m called into a meeting “just in case there’s a technical question”** ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer discovers the state of the project upon returning from vacation ⌘ Read more
When I demo the prototype with my colleague and the rest of the team is on vacation ⌘ Read more
When I add my personal touch to the intern’s code ⌘ Read more
When I open the ticket manager to see if it’s calm during the holidays (it’s not) ⌘ Read more
When someone comes to me asking for help with a regex ⌘ Read more
When I go back to my old hard drive to find old configuration files ⌘ Read more
When I’m back from vacation and I open my code right where I left off before leaving ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to go on vacation, and the boss asks for “one last tiny change”** ⌘ Read more
When I have the choice between reading the doc and mindlessly copying and pasting the weird code generated by ChatGPT ⌘ Read more
When I see that my teammate doesn’t follow our naming convention ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been debugging for 3 hours and it still doesn’t work ⌘ Read more
When I realize that I forgot the “WHERE” clause in my update ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand a support ticket full of spelling mistakes ⌘ Read more
When we deliver without conducting load tests ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer, who is on vacation, connects remotely to help us fix a major bug ⌘ Read more
When I’m working from home and my 8:59 alarm goes off ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer asks if I’ve been able to make progress on the project in their absence ⌘ Read more
When we deliver the solution to the client without providing any documentation ⌘ Read more
When I deploy a new feature without considering the side effects ⌘ Read more
When I realize that a colleague broke the entire project before going on vacation ⌘ Read more
When I visit the sysadmins and get caught up in a debate about the technical architecture of the project ⌘ Read more
When I was asked to do a code review ⌘ Read more
When the boss congratulates the team for fixing the bug that I am responsible for ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson starts deviating from the established script during our demo ⌘ Read more
When an angry client insists on showing me a bug that I’ve just fixed ⌘ Read more
When I’m on a break and suddenly remember that I forgot to log out of my session ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand a data model with over 500 tables ⌘ Read more
When someone from accounting comes to my desk for a printer problem ⌘ Read more
When I start my deployment and realize that I forgot to include the configuration ⌘ Read more
When I’ve pulled an all-nighter and attend the daily meeting ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to take care of the user documentation ⌘ Read more
When I return to my code after vacation ⌘ Read more
When I open legacy code to fix a minor bug ⌘ Read more
When the production just crashed and there are only two of us in the office ⌘ Read more
When the app I’m using asks me to contact support, and I am the support ⌘ Read more
When I have lots of warnings and my code still works correctly ⌘ Read more
When I take over a project that I haven’t opened in over a year ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me when I think I’ll finish my current task ⌘ Read more
When I’m the first one to find the solution to a bug ⌘ Read more
When the newcomer asks me where they can find the documentation ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer shows up to lend us a hand ⌘ Read more
When I run my tests on a new module ⌘ Read more