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When we manage to deliver a project on time ⌘ Read more
When the boss managed to raise the rate of our service, but not my salary ⌘ Read more
When the lead dev presents my code to the team and calls it “elegant”** ⌘ Read more
When I’m sure of my query but it returns nothing ⌘ Read more
When I use Artisan to automatically generate code for my Laravel project ⌘ Read more
To avoid neck strain, Apple is already working on a lighter VR headset
Announced this summer, the Apple Vision Pro VR headset will not be released until 2024. While it struggles to attract the masses due to its function and especially its exorbitant price ($3,499), beta users have already started complaining about neck pain from its use. Apple, known for refining its products after their first generation, is […] ⌘ Read more
When I start on a big refactoring ⌘ Read more
Ubuntu 23.10 Mantic Minotaur is now available
The most popular Linux distribution has just launched its latest version, Ubuntu 23.10 “Mantic Minotaur.” At first glance, this update may seem light on notable features, but it paves the way for the future of the distribution, especially its next LTS version expected in spring 2024. New kernel and desktop optimizations First and foremost, the […] ⌘ Read more
When I join my colleague for a pair programming session ⌘ Read more
When I read the 300 pages of specifications that the projet owner took 6 months to produce ⌘ Read more
When I realize I updated the wrong database environment ⌘ Read more
When I learn that the client is requesting a one-month extension for the delivery ⌘ Read more
When I present the new project that has been assigned to us to the intern ⌘ Read more
When I ask the boss if year-end bonuses are planned ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson has oversold the team a bit to win a project ⌘ Read more
When I realize that my bug comes from a piece of code I absolutely didn’t suspect ⌘ Read more
When the boss interrupts my presentation to say something completely off-topic ⌘ Read more
When I’m the first one to successfully fix a bug ⌘ Read more
When I bring the intern onboard for my new project ⌘ Read more
When someone asks me how I managed to fix a critical bug ⌘ Read more
When I managed to fix a bug just before it went into production ⌘ Read more
When a client calls me to request updates for their application from the 2000s ⌘ Read more
When I can’t fix a minor bug on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When I leave the office on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked for my opinion on a technical solution and I’m not very knowledgeable about it ⌘ Read more
When the meeting I’m in has overrun by half an hour ⌘ Read more
When my tenth attempt to fix a bug is still a failure ⌘ Read more
When I go to the boss to relay a dissatisfied client’s complaint about him committing to unrealistic deadlines ⌘ Read more
When a colleague asks for my help with a bug ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson asks me if I have the correct phone number to make API calls to ⌘ Read more
When I realize that I used the wrong database for all my deletes ⌘ Read more
When I tell the lead dev that I’ve tested absolutely everything in my code ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked how I managed to deliver my new development so quickly ⌘ Read more
When the two senior developers disagree on a technical matter ⌘ Read more
When the client opens an urgent ticket to move a div by one pixel ⌘ Read more
When my demo crashes miserably right at the beginning ⌘ Read more
When I see the backlog of the project we’re supposed to deliver in less than a month ⌘ Read more
When the client describes everything they want in their app after bargaining down my costs ⌘ Read more
When I’m the only one to notice a bug during the presentation to the director ⌘ Read more
When I coded all night to submit my first study project on time ⌘ Read more
When I see the messy code that my teammate just pushed to the project ⌘ Read more
When I manage to finish my development just before the deadline ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson cuts me off to answer a technical question from the client ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks us to behave well in front of the client ⌘ Read more
When I’m dealing with multiple tickets at the same time ⌘ Read more
When I come across a bug that I was happy to have fixed several days ago ⌘ Read more
When I ask the boss why he committed to a delivery date without consulting us ⌘ Read more
When the C teacher introduces pointers for the first time ⌘ Read more
When the client tells me their entire database is in Excel ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been coding late into the night and can’t make sense of what I’m doing anymore ⌘ Read more
When the boss presents an untested feature during the demo ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked if I can make a small CSS update in the absence of the front-end developer ⌘ Read more
When I realize that the company’s proxy isn’t installed on my new workstation ⌘ Read more
When I open the code of the project I’m going to have to maintain ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me if I can make myself available for a small deployment on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson tries to understand what’s being said in a technical meeting ⌘ Read more
When the PO insists on having me work on a US that wasn’t originally planned for the sprint ⌘ Read more
When the boss mentions my name in a team meeting and it’s to discuss my most recent bug ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked for my opinion on a piece of code and I have no idea what’s going on ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been struggling with a bug for hours and I still see the same error message ⌘ Read more
When I tell the salesperson that we won’t be able to meet the deadlines ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the results of my unit tests ⌘ Read more
When I leave the office on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I go to check something in the server room ⌘ Read more
When the tester goes off-script to push my development to its limits ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer disagrees with our technical solution ⌘ Read more
When I follow a tutorial without thinking ⌘ Read more
When the client demands a demo while nothing is presentable on our end ⌘ Read more
When I managed to write my regex correctly on the first try ⌘ Read more
When I push all my changes without notifying anyone ⌘ Read more
When I’m pair programming with my buddy ⌘ Read more
When I’m stuck in traffic, heading back to work on the bug from yesterday ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been stuck on the same bug for 2 hours ⌘ Read more
When I deploy and realize I forgot to update my configuration file ⌘ Read more
When someone starts talking about work during my lunch break ⌘ Read more
When I approve a pull request without thoroughly reviewing its contents ⌘ Read more
When I initiate my bulk deletions ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson comes to me for “a small change, nothing major”** ⌘ Read more
When a new feature is delivered to users without providing documentation ⌘ Read more
When the boss designates me for a client visit without asking ⌘ Read more
When I realize I’m late to join the daily meeting ⌘ Read more
When the marketing team tells me there’s a typo to fix while I’m trying to restore production ⌘ Read more
When my fix causes more issues than the original bug ⌘ Read more
When I try to use an API that has no documentation ⌘ Read more
When an unhappy client calls me on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When my code crashes right before I leave on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I take over the code from the intern ⌘ Read more
When I briefly attend a meeting discussing new features ⌘ Read more
When a colleague asks me if I can take a look at their code ⌘ Read more
“The users are still here in dev, you didn’t delete them in prod, right?! Haha!”** ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson shows me their mockups made in PowerPoint ⌘ Read more
When a colleague tells me they’re going to do a git blame to check something ⌘ Read more
When I’m lost in a conversation that’s too technical for me ⌘ Read more
When I’m on user support duty for the week ⌘ Read more
When I search for a name for my new variable ⌘ Read more
When I dive into a major debugging session ⌘ Read more
When I see that my partner is not following our naming conventions ⌘ Read more