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When we manage to deliver a project on timeRead more
When the boss managed to raise the rate of our service, but not my salaryRead more
When the lead dev presents my code to the team and calls it “elegant”** ⌘ Read more
When I’m sure of my query but it returns nothingRead more
When I use Artisan to automatically generate code for my Laravel projectRead more
To avoid neck strain, Apple is already working on a lighter VR headset
Announced this summer, the Apple Vision Pro VR headset will not be released until 2024. While it struggles to attract the masses due to its function and especially its exorbitant price ($3,499), beta users have already started complaining about neck pain from its use. Apple, known for refining its products after their first generation, is […] ⌘ Read more
When I start on a big refactoringRead more
Ubuntu 23.10 Mantic Minotaur is now available
The most popular Linux distribution has just launched its latest version, Ubuntu 23.10 “Mantic Minotaur.” At first glance, this update may seem light on notable features, but it paves the way for the future of the distribution, especially its next LTS version expected in spring 2024. New kernel and desktop optimizations First and foremost, the […] ⌘ Read more
When I see the intern’s codeRead more
When I join my colleague for a pair programming sessionRead more
When I read the 300 pages of specifications that the projet owner took 6 months to produceRead more
When I realize I updated the wrong database environmentRead more
When I learn that the client is requesting a one-month extension for the deliveryRead more
When I present the new project that has been assigned to us to the internRead more
When I ask the boss if year-end bonuses are plannedRead more
When the salesperson has oversold the team a bit to win a projectRead more
When I realize that my bug comes from a piece of code I absolutely didn’t suspectRead more
When the boss interrupts my presentation to say something completely off-topicRead more
When I’m the first one to successfully fix a bugRead more
When I bring the intern onboard for my new projectRead more
When someone asks me how I managed to fix a critical bugRead more
When I managed to fix a bug just before it went into productionRead more
When a client calls me to request updates for their application from the 2000sRead more
When I can’t fix a minor bug on Monday morningRead more
When I leave the office on Friday eveningRead more
When I’m asked for my opinion on a technical solution and I’m not very knowledgeable about itRead more
When the meeting I’m in has overrun by half an hourRead more
When my tenth attempt to fix a bug is still a failureRead more
When I go to the boss to relay a dissatisfied client’s complaint about him committing to unrealistic deadlinesRead more
When a colleague asks for my help with a bugRead more
When the salesperson asks me if I have the correct phone number to make API calls toRead more
When I realize that I used the wrong database for all my deletesRead more
When I tell the lead dev that I’ve tested absolutely everything in my codeRead more
When I’m asked how I managed to deliver my new development so quicklyRead more
When the two senior developers disagree on a technical matterRead more
When the client opens an urgent ticket to move a div by one pixelRead more
When my demo crashes miserably right at the beginningRead more
When I start working on a regexRead more
When I see the backlog of the project we’re supposed to deliver in less than a monthRead more
When the client describes everything they want in their app after bargaining down my costsRead more
When I’m the only one to notice a bug during the presentation to the directorRead more
When I coded all night to submit my first study project on timeRead more
When I see the messy code that my teammate just pushed to the projectRead more
When I manage to finish my development just before the deadlineRead more
When the salesperson cuts me off to answer a technical question from the clientRead more
When the boss asks us to behave well in front of the clientRead more
When I’m dealing with multiple tickets at the same timeRead more
When I become a senior developerRead more
When I come across a bug that I was happy to have fixed several days agoRead more
When I ask the boss why he committed to a delivery date without consulting usRead more
When the C teacher introduces pointers for the first timeRead more
When the client tells me their entire database is in ExcelRead more
When I’ve been coding late into the night and can’t make sense of what I’m doing anymoreRead more
When the boss presents an untested feature during the demoRead more
When I’m asked if I can make a small CSS update in the absence of the front-end developerRead more
When I realize that the company’s proxy isn’t installed on my new workstationRead more
When I open the code of the project I’m going to have to maintainRead more
When the boss asks me if I can make myself available for a small deployment on Friday eveningRead more
When the salesperson tries to understand what’s being said in a technical meetingRead more
When the PO insists on having me work on a US that wasn’t originally planned for the sprintRead more
When the boss mentions my name in a team meeting and it’s to discuss my most recent bugRead more
When I’m asked for my opinion on a piece of code and I have no idea what’s going onRead more
When I’ve been struggling with a bug for hours and I still see the same error messageRead more
When I tell the salesperson that we won’t be able to meet the deadlinesRead more
When I take a look at the results of my unit testsRead more
When I leave the office on Friday eveningRead more
When I go to check something in the server roomRead more
When the tester goes off-script to push my development to its limitsRead more
When the senior developer disagrees with our technical solutionRead more
When I follow a tutorial without thinkingRead more
When the client demands a demo while nothing is presentable on our endRead more
When I managed to write my regex correctly on the first tryRead more
When I push all my changes without notifying anyoneRead more
When I’m pair programming with my buddyRead more
When I’m stuck in traffic, heading back to work on the bug from yesterdayRead more
When I’ve been stuck on the same bug for 2 hoursRead more
When I deploy and realize I forgot to update my configuration fileRead more
When someone starts talking about work during my lunch breakRead more
When I approve a pull request without thoroughly reviewing its contentsRead more
When I initiate my bulk deletionsRead more
When the salesperson comes to me for “a small change, nothing major”** ⌘ Read more
When a new feature is delivered to users without providing documentationRead more
When the boss designates me for a client visit without askingRead more
When I realize I’m late to join the daily meetingRead more
When the marketing team tells me there’s a typo to fix while I’m trying to restore productionRead more
When my fix causes more issues than the original bugRead more
When I try to use an API that has no documentationRead more
When an unhappy client calls me on Monday morningRead more
When my code crashes right before I leave on Friday eveningRead more
When I take over the code from the internRead more
When I briefly attend a meeting discussing new featuresRead more
When a colleague asks me if I can take a look at their codeRead more
“The users are still here in dev, you didn’t delete them in prod, right?! Haha!”** ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson shows me their mockups made in PowerPointRead more
When a colleague tells me they’re going to do a git blame to check somethingRead more
When I’m lost in a conversation that’s too technical for meRead more
When I’m on user support duty for the weekRead more
When I search for a name for my new variableRead more
When I dive into a major debugging sessionRead more
When I see that my partner is not following our naming conventionsRead more