# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 12894
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://feeds.twtxt.net/cats/twtxt.txt&offset=11994
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://feeds.twtxt.net/cats/twtxt.txt&offset=12094
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If only he knew how important he is β Read more
My friend just gave me a cat, I'm at the vet not knowing what to do, please help. β Read more
This cutie is the last thing you touched π€£** β Read more
Anyone have any idea why my cat is losing it over this ordinary carrot bag from Woolworths?** β Read more
How many cats is too many cats?** β Read more
Just took in an abandoned kitten and could use some advice β Read more
My cat is a current suspect in the new volcanic eruption in Iceland. β Read more
My girlfriends cat has accepted me β Read more
Seriously, what is in this stuff?** β Read more
getting a second cat was the best decision ever β Read more
Cats are not safe on balconies. Don't make my mistake. β Read more
Wanted to share this handsome boy who adopted our family π** β Read more
βFound the perfect spot for my afternoon nap. Sinkβs all mine now. If you need me, Iβm in the βVIPβ section.β** β Read more
This Oriental we watched loved butt patting β Read more
My roommates new cat. Should I be worried?** β Read more
my cat died in my arms last night β Read more
Recently put both my childhood cats down of 23 years. Not even a week past and this little love pops into my life! β Read more
Whatβs your favourite photo of your cat?** β Read more
What does this tail shake say?** β Read more
no, I'm really wondering why my cat loves boxes so much? Is there any scientific explanation?** β Read more
Found a stray kitten .. advice?** β Read more
Meanwhile in Turkey, cat napping on books β Read more
I need the world to know that Tula existed. She was weird and sweet and well miss her until our last day. β Read more
We lost our baby very suddenly. R.I.P Leia πΎπ€π©Άπͺ½** β Read more
Why does he look more tired than me? π** β Read more
Tell me how you train your cats. 500 years ago they went wherever they wanted. Nothing's changed. β Read more
This guy knows how to game the system. He'll get adopted on no time. β Read more
I hear we like pics of cats on their own little couches β Read more
See you on the other side, Lieutenant Frannington. You served your family well for 22 years. β Read more
She sleeps like this πβ€οΈ** β Read more
our sweet boy! turning six π«Ά** β Read more
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury the state will prove that the defendent, Mr. Pip, escaped his designated living area to race into the garage (a restricted area) in order to roll around on the floor on multiple occasions β Read more
my best friend's cat is so clean and well kept i love it and she's so soft!! β Read more
I love the perfect range of colors on my cat's face! Isn't it beautiful? π»** β Read more
Forget normal, this is how you drink water β Read more
update: took in stray catβ¦found out she has an owner β Read more
Grieving right now. I just want to share pics of my cat who died. β Read more
my boyfriend's cat and mine, they are obviously more in love lol β Read more
friend and I got drunk, found a cat outside, befriended it then left the door open. cat proceeded to give birth to a family on the couch β Read more
Is she long haired or medium haired?** β Read more
Had this lil girl for a month and still canβt think of a name β Read more
Olympic legend and cat lover Yusuf DikeΓ§ with his cat. β Read more
Please help me find this guy so I can report him to the police β Read more
Your bowl is already full you DO NOT give me that look. β Read more
my mom's cat wondering why I stopped playing with him hahahaha β Read more
I adopted my first kitten - look at his paws πΎβ€οΈ** β Read more
Miles is 4 months old, both parents were shorthaired cats, vet says heβs a big boy for his age β Read more
Cat bites me when I sing. Why?** β Read more
Charlie is 17 today πππ** β Read more
SHE GAVE BIRTH TO THREE BLACK CUBS FOR ME β Read more
Show your adorable cat sleeping π΄** β Read more
Today is my boys 10th Birthday! Wish him a Happy Birthday!!! ππππ** β Read more
Teaching her to drive. They grow up so fast. π** β Read more
My Cat looks like the litter package picture. β Read more
Whyβs he lifting his paw up like this?** β Read more
Spent $300 today to find out my cat has anxiety farts β Read more
I'm heartbroken because my cat has passed away. β Read more
Came home to find this gentleman laying in a perfectly straight line β Read more
Are they playing or fighting? New kitten.... β Read more
Broke up with my boyfriend who later took my cat from me. β Read more
Last braincell drowned in the tub β Read more