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EXPLAIN GAUSSIAN PROCESSES TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU I'LL WHY THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK CAN IT BE A DISTRIBUTION OVER FUNCTIONS SO THAT THE JOINT DISTRIBUTION FOR OUTPUTS IS GAUSSIAN
The Computing Amish vs. Computing Scientology: The Final Showdown
petasus, petasī: not a type of horse
disappointed beyond measure that payer doesn't mean “to country” in french
the hindley-milner algorithm
the cocke-younger-kasami algorithm
the bron-kerbosch algorithm
schein mir in die augen, kleines
if something is strictly more intelligent than you, you can't predict how much more intelligent it could be
A: “i should be stealing twin babies and giving them up for adoption to advance social science.” B: “fraternal or identical twins?”
heterotic string theory pun, knock yourself out
(after receiving lessons for ~14 years, but that's not important right now)~
i am awesome because i can play the Piano
cities lack places where you can go and scream very loudly
for the love of god i really hope that insects can't suffer
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
my kink is people calling me “anon” during sex
You have no chance to update make your time.
all your bayes are belong to us
the awareness will continue to expand until the morale improves
contemplating what i must have done right to end up in this moment
my problem with animism is that it's too anthropocentric
i wonder whether this is to teach us about the r-wordedness of data in the real world.
professor gives us data in a dxn ndarray, where d is the number of features and n is the num of datapoints. r-worded
[coherent & sensible screaming]
non-linked & linked back footnotes in pdfs are annoying
non-linked & linked back footnotes in pdfs are annoying
this holds for mathematics as well
this holds for mathematics as well
i think that every language should have a unary - and + operator, and that those should be idempotent. sign flipping should be done by multiplication with -1.
i think that every language should have a unary - and + operator, and that those should be idempotent. sign flipping should be done by multiplication with -1.
kuracisto estas racisto kiu kuras
kuracisto estas racisto kiu kuras
my nervous system is as smooth as a baby
my nervous system is as smooth as a baby
the repugnant conclusion turns around: “It's too full here, let's go home.”
the repugnant conclusion turns around: “It's too full here, let's go home.”
a hedonium shockwave, a utility monster and the repugnant conclusion go into a bar.
a hedonium shockwave, a utility monster and the repugnant conclusion go into a bar.
synthesis: the reason why african americans commit more crimes _is_ genetic, but responsible are the genes from the white slavers in their ancestry
synthesis: the reason why african americans commit more crimes _is_ genetic, but responsible are the genes from the white slavers in their ancestry
reminder to self: clanishness vs. tribalism
reminder to self: clanishness vs. tribalism
also no simple latex macro for the symbol for conditional independence ⫫
also no simple latex macro for the symbol for conditional independence ⫫
doesn't evoke the image of being wrong to me, much rather some equanimous exploration
doesn't evoke the image of being wrong to me, much rather some equanimous exploration
beautiful though is that errare meant “to wander, to stray” originally
beautiful though is that errare meant “to wander, to stray” originally
“ut: like, as” fsdjkljiasdasdf
“ut: like, as” fsdjkljiasdasdf
the IPA for tous bas (“very small/silent”) is /tu ba/ :-D
the IPA for tous bas (“very small/silent”) is /tu ba/ :-D
“ainsi: thus, so as.” yeah. hm. i will definitely remember _that_
“ainsi: thus, so as.” yeah. hm. i will definitely remember _that_
every romance language has like three different words for “as”, “like” and “how”, and i can't tell them apart FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
every romance language has like three different words for “as”, “like” and “how”, and i can't tell them apart FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
ĉiu volas vojaĝi al la aja, neniu ŝatas la mala versiono :-/
ĉiu volas vojaĝi al la aja, neniu ŝatas la mala versiono :-/
i also want to remember 𖤶
i also want to remember 𖤶
from now on, i will use whenever abbreviating the Fast Fourier Transform
from now on, i will use whenever abbreviating the Fast Fourier Transform
help i'm under distributional shift
help i'm under distributional shift
i'm a self-professed sexist, but i am not a sexist
i'm a self-professed sexist, but i am not a sexist
multimodal languages (subjects are spoken, verbs are gesticulated, adjectives & adverbs are grimaced)
multimodal languages (subjects are spoken, verbs are gesticulated, adjectives & adverbs are grimaced)
enjoy the once-in-a-while outages of schelling.pt, gives my brain room to think :-D
enjoy the once-in-a-while outages of schelling.pt, gives my brain room to think :-D
antinatalists: another victim of the replication crisis
antinatalists: another victim of the replication crisis
well, what if my values include a constraint that my values shouldn't be optimized by an outside optimizer?
well, what if my values include a constraint that my values shouldn't be optimized by an outside optimizer?
valley of bad rationality girl
your incentives are bad, and so are you
“spiritual but not religious” <=> “consequentialist but not utilitarian”=
cats are better than dogs because, well, have you ever stepped in catshit?
walking through carefully calculated rivers of blood
otoh i don't trust gov to do pigovian taxes well either
everybody is an egg for buddha nature
wagmi (or, unfortunately, nigmi)
we have the fermat polygonal theorem and pollock's polyhedral numbers conjecture. can we generalise this into the n-polytopal conjecture?
how _do_ you prove that n=Δ+Δ'+Δ''?=
“you guys are getting added to groupchats?”