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When I walk into the open space just as the boss is talking about unit testing ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just rebooted the wrong server ⌘ Read more
When the Scrum Master has been waiting for 10 minutes for the daily stand-up ⌘ Read more
When we tell the salesperson that we technically can’t deliver within the deadline they promised ⌘ Read more
When I realize I’ll have to properly reformat the entire CSV sent by the client ⌘ Read more
When I deliver an untested fix in a hurry ⌘ Read more
When I discover the almost non-existent documentation of the legacy project I have to maintain ⌘ Read more
When I’ve spent my day looking for a solution to a bug and I come across a Stack Overflow page with 0 responses ⌘ Read more
When I realize I forgot to remove my “shit” test popup and the salesperson has already started the demo ⌘ Read more
When our somewhat lazy integrator shows us his idea of minimalist design for the website ⌘ Read more
When the tenth person comes to tell me the app is down ⌘ Read more
When I run the same script several times in a row hoping it will eventually work correctly ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson describes everything they just sold to the client ⌘ Read more
When a colleague asks me for advice on optimizing a complex SQL query on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When I learn that the external contractor is charging a week of work for a minor change ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the rendering of my page ⌘ Read more
When I wait for my compilation to finish just to change a parameter ⌘ Read more
When ChatGPT generates perfect code for me ⌘ Read more
When I go back to code I wrote two years ago ⌘ Read more
When the director congratulates us after a project with tight deadlines ⌘ Read more
When all my tests run as expected ⌘ Read more
When the client uses their app without reading the documentation ⌘ Read more
When we’re in a video call and a colleague forgets to turn on their microphone to speak ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to perform a sensitive update in production ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to integrate the new API developed by the intern ⌘ Read more
When I hear someone talking about my favorite technology ⌘ Read more
When I forgot to add an exit condition to my loop ⌘ Read more
When my solution is ugly but it works ⌘ Read more
When the boss congratulates me on my production deployment and I remember a bug I forgot to fix ⌘ Read more
When I see the list of all the features I need to deliver by the end of the month ⌘ Read more
When the whole team is behind the Product Owner for their client demo ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the dependencies of the project I just took over ⌘ Read more
When I return to my desk after my coffee break and I pass the salesperson on the phone with a client ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand a regular expression ⌘ Read more
When I’m alone in the office between Christmas and New Year’s Day with no meetings to interrupt me ⌘ Read more
When someone asks me how the fix for my bug is progressing ⌘ Read more
When someone asks me if I remembered to update the documentation ⌘ Read more
When my demo starts in 5 minutes and nothing is working anymore ⌘ Read more
When my partner fixes in 5 minutes the bug I’ve been working on for 3 hours ⌘ Read more
When I see that my code works on the first try ⌘ Read more
When a colleague hands me the fix for a critical bug without any context ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson asks in the open space if someone can join them for a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When we challenge the boss to find a bug and he ends up breaking production ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been trying to fix the same bug for several hours without success ⌘ Read more
When I discover the inconsistent naming convention of the project I’m joining ⌘ Read more
When my fix is dirty but I deliver it quickly ⌘ Read more
When the boss gives me a sideways glance to see if it’s safe to click a button during his demo ⌘ Read more
When I was planning to leave early and there’s a production incident ⌘ Read more
When my code causes a bug and it ends up affecting many different areas ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the logs that came in over the weekend ⌘ Read more
When the client asks me if they can have admin rights on the backend of our app ⌘ Read more
When my partner tells me that if there’s no test, there’s no error ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson promises me a raise for my next annual review ⌘ Read more
When I realize the bug that’s making me laugh on my local machine is actually present in production too ⌘ Read more
When the manager calls me to his office and it’s just to help him print a document ⌘ Read more
When a colleague keeps touching my screen while explaining something to me ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin caught us messing around in production ⌘ Read more
When I hear that someone brought pastries ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin asks me if I understood the project’s architecture after explaining it to me for an hour ⌘ Read more
When the newcomer discovers the legacy project they have to maintain ⌘ Read more
When my somewhat edgy easter egg suddenly appears fullscreen during the client demo ⌘ Read more
When I check if my quickfix in production has the expected result ⌘ Read more
When the console finally gives me a new error message ⌘ Read more
When a colleague asks me for help with a regex ⌘ Read more
When I’m in the middle of a deployment, and suddenly the server stops responding ⌘ Read more
When the boss is looking for a volunteer to handle a critical bug fix urgently ⌘ Read more
When I see my colleagues getting up to grab a coffee ⌘ Read more
When I settle into my desk on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When the boss comes to my desk on Friday evening for ‘one last update’** ⌘ Read more
When my pair has gone on a break and left their session open ⌘ Read more
When I have carte blanche to choose the technology for a project ⌘ Read more
When the intern I trained codes better than half of the team ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson starts telling the client that we should be able to deliver more quickly ⌘ Read more
When the security audit concludes that it’s possible to log in to our application without a password ⌘ Read more
When I find out that the production deployment is postponed by 2 weeks ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson of a project nobody wants to work on finds out that I’m going on the bench ⌘ Read more
When the user shows me how they use our latest feature ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked if I can write a piece of documentation ⌘ Read more
When my custom script saves me 3 hours of work ⌘ Read more
When I run my code and there are no errors ⌘ Read more
When the Product Owner and the designer debate over a layout ⌘ Read more
When I finally manage to fix a bug after working on it all night ⌘ Read more
When a bug is reported to me without any specific information ⌘ Read more
When I see my name on the end-of-year on-call schedule ⌘ Read more
When they start explaining the specifics of the ticket I’ve been working on for a month ⌘ Read more
When the client sends their technical expert to our office ⌘ Read more
When I merge two pieces of code found online ⌘ Read more
When the client requests to talk to the boss after a botched deployment ⌘ Read more
When my code works on the first try ⌘ Read more
When code works even though it shouldn’t** ⌘ Read more
When I’m working on a new algorithm ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked for my opinion on a reorganization for the project ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson comes to talk to me about new features ⌘ Read more
When I get up knowing I’ll start my day with debugging ⌘ Read more
When I get home and realize I forgot to deploy the fix I finished my day with ⌘ Read more
When I try to integrate a complex framework by following its documentation ⌘ Read more
When the network goes down and we all show up at the network manager’s office ⌘ Read more
When I join the daily meeting from my smartphone and turn on my camera ⌘ Read more
When I sign a contract with a Service Company ⌘ Read more