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When the intern wants to show me how he would write my SQL query ⌘ Read more
When I have to explain to my friends that I can’t go out with them because there’s a production incident ⌘ Read more
When I see the boss at my desk when I return from a break ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to correct a typo when I’m at the end of a sprint ⌘ Read more
When I spend more time searching for the perfect coding music than actually coding ⌘ Read more
When I launch my build and watch the messages in the console ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand how to fix my bug ⌘ Read more
When the same client opens ten tickets in less than an hour ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer deploys their quick fix to production ⌘ Read more
When the Product Owner removes a User Story that I hadn’t even started working on ⌘ Read more
When I manage to fix a bug on my first attempt ⌘ Read more
When a production incident occurs, and I have to fetch the rest of the team who are in a meeting ⌘ Read more
When I’m just waiting for the meeting to end so I can go to lunch ⌘ Read more
When I try to implement an API that has no documentation ⌘ Read more
When we receive new client requests, and there are 3 errors per sentence in their email ⌘ Read more
When I discover the sysadmins’ setup ⌘ Read more
When the client requests new features from the salesperson during our follow-up meeting ⌘ Read more
When a colleague presents their code, and their IDE is in light mode ⌘ Read more
When the boss comes to ask me if I can take on an additional task ⌘ Read more
When I’ve fixed absolutely all the bugs reported by the client ⌘ Read more
When the execution of my code crashes right from the first line ⌘ Read more
When I start coding without having my first coffee at the office ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been coding non-stop for 3 hours and my partner asks if I want coffee ⌘ Read more
When suddenly my code works, and I have no idea why ⌘ Read more
When I successfully fully automate a weekly task ⌘ Read more
When I realize that a new person has joined the open space ⌘ Read more
When a colleague promises to help me with a regex ⌘ Read more
When I start working on a ticket for a minor bug and it turns out to be a major and highly critical bug ⌘ Read more
When I go to the boss to explain myself about an angry email from a client ⌘ Read more
When my partner asks me if I think it’s really their fault that our code crashed ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been explaining the logic behind my code to my partner for an hour, and they still don’t understand ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just sent a test notification to all users ⌘ Read more
When my vacation prevents me from being involved in the delivery of a critical project ⌘ Read more
When I successfully include a ternary if statement in my code ⌘ Read more
When I discover a library that will save me several days of development ⌘ Read more
When someone from accounting asks if I can help them make their VBA macro work in Excel ⌘ Read more
When I inform the salesperson that we can’t meet the deadlines they promised to our biggest client ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been coding for hours and realize I’m on the wrong branch ⌘ Read more
When the client asks for the 5th time to change the font size on their website ⌘ Read more
When I return to my desk after a break and nothing works anymore ⌘ Read more
When I complete my project 5 days ahead of schedule ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked for my opinion during a highly technical meeting that I didn’t understand at all ⌘ Read more
When I come across code I authored and have no idea what it does ⌘ Read more
When I have to maintain projects with different technologies in the same day ⌘ Read more
When I go to the sysadmin to ask for a small favor ⌘ Read more
When we have to unplug an old machine that no one remembers the purpose of ⌘ Read more
When I haven’t slept all night and participate in the daily stand-up ⌘ Read more
When I exit Vim and forget to save my file ⌘ Read more
When I inherit a PHP project, but it’s written in PHP 5 ⌘ Read more
When I learn that the client prefers to postpone the delivery by a month ⌘ Read more
When the boss tells me they’re proud of my work ⌘ Read more
When there’s a power outage just as I started my deployment ⌘ Read more
When ChatGPT gives me the perfect solution to my problem, which turns out to be very basic ⌘ Read more
When the director gives clients a tour of our offices ⌘ Read more
When the production environment puts pressure on me by not responding for a few seconds on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When the intern starts arguing with the salesperson in a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When I try to do some CSS to see if I still have some skills ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson says “adding this feature will require additional time”** ⌘ Read more
When I explain to the marketing director how I fixed the bug he reported ⌘ Read more
When I’ve tried all the answers from Stack Overflow and ChatGPT, and my bug is still there ⌘ Read more
When the senior dev tells me where to find the documentation and I discover just a 10 KB file ⌘ Read more
When I go to retrieve the pen I forgot in the meeting room during a meeting ⌘ Read more
When the agile coach walks through the open space ⌘ Read more
When I realize my mistake was just a typo ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me if I’ve tested absolutely everything ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to launch a big compilation ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer approves my pull request ⌘ Read more
When I’m on customer support duty for the day ⌘ Read more
When my partner is about to trigger my easter egg ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson announces that we’re finally ending support for a legacy app ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to take care of writing the unit tests ⌘ Read more
When I wake up with the solution to the bug I’ve been stuck on for several days ⌘ Read more
When my debugging leads me to open the configuration files created at the very beginning of the project ⌘ Read more
When the boss starts mentioning an on-call duty for this weekend ⌘ Read more
When I join the team for the demo of my part ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson asks me to estimate a feature without any information ⌘ Read more
When I realize just before leaving on Friday that one of our production servers is unresponsive ⌘ Read more
When a colleague used my keyboard to help me with a bug, and I hear them coughing ⌘ Read more
When I fix a bug without using ChatGPT ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson starts talking to me about a VBA task ⌘ Read more
When I try to find inspiration for the names of my test users ⌘ Read more
When a colleague starts explaining to me what a piece of code does, and I’m the author ⌘ Read more
When the product owner tells me my feature is great but we won’t deploy it to production ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to fix a bug in a project I’ve never worked on ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me to take the intern with me to a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When my partner fixes my bug by changing an environment variable ⌘ Read more
When I fix the bug that was blocking everyone for several days ⌘ Read more
When my build has been running for more than 5 minutes ⌘ Read more
When the client’s test feedback arrives ⌘ Read more
When I’ve only started my deployment for 5 minutes and there are 10 issues per minute ⌘ Read more
When the intern brings me coffee without me asking ⌘ Read more
When I’m doing my demo and one module of the project stops responding ⌘ Read more
When my feature perfectly meets the client’s request ⌘ Read more
When the boss assigns me the refactoring ticket for the code I proposed two months ago ⌘ Read more
When I desperately try to find a piece of code in my internet history ⌘ Read more
When my partner thanks me for helping to fix their bug ⌘ Read more
When I forgot a use case in my tests ⌘ Read more
When the boss tells me the client is giving up on a feature that required a huge refactoring ⌘ Read more
When I know my bug is fixed and I’m waiting for it to refresh ⌘ Read more
When all the senior devs are urgently mobilized on a critical project ⌘ Read more