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When the salesperson compliments me on the quality of my code ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to take charge of unit testing ⌘ Read more
When I try to follow a tutorial to set up my new project ⌘ Read more
When I push my refactoring on Friday evening before leaving ⌘ Read more
When someone mentions that my job might soon disappear with the AI revolution ⌘ Read more
When I realize my bug is just a simple typo ⌘ Read more
When the boss announces that we’re behind schedule after committing to the deadline without consulting us ⌘ Read more
When someone explains a highly technical topic to me that doesn’t concern me ⌘ Read more
When the meeting I’m in drags on and I force myself to keep my eyes open ⌘ Read more
When I’m looking for a catchy name for my new variable ⌘ Read more
When someone comes to me for help with an Excel macro ⌘ Read more
When I find the solution to my problem in the first Google search result ⌘ Read more
When I can’t set up my own project on the new guy’s computer ⌘ Read more
When the boss starts mentioning the idea of a Friday deployment ⌘ Read more
When I’m late to the plenary meeting and I’m searching for a seat before the CEO’s speech ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer asks me to comment my code well ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson triggers my easter egg during a demo ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been stuck on the same bug for over 3 hours ⌘ Read more
When I start the compilation and wait to see if it passes ⌘ Read more
When the boss is applauded at the end of his demo of my development ⌘ Read more
When the junior developer tells the senior developer that he shouldn’t be testing in production ⌘ Read more
When I’m searching for a library that can save me several days of development for my project ⌘ Read more
When I pass on a messed up ticket to the intern ⌘ Read more
When I’m sent to a bullshit seminar for team building ⌘ Read more
When it’s only 10 AM and I’ve already had too much coffee for the day ⌘ Read more
When the boss wants to give me one last thing to do just before the weekend ⌘ Read more
When I look at the intern who thought he could code his feature in just two hours the day before yesterday ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me to present my Proof of Concept ⌘ Read more
When everything is on fire with all the projects and I hand in my resignation ⌘ Read more
When I use the wrong library for my project ⌘ Read more
When it’s been several hours since I last ran the build and now is the time ⌘ Read more
When we find out that several applications have crashed due to a system update ⌘ Read more
When an expert from a big consulting company is sent to help us unblock the project that’s falling behind schedule ⌘ Read more
When a recruiter wants to add me to their contacts on LinkedIn ⌘ Read more
When all the tests turn red after my commit ⌘ Read more
When we do a client demo even though the project is far from finished ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked if I’ve tested all the use cases ⌘ Read more
When we realize that the clients haven’t been using the latest version of the app for several weeks ⌘ Read more
When I figure out the error in my code just as I was about to fall asleep ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer goes on vacation and I still need clarification from him ⌘ Read more
When I receive the clients’ new requests in real-time ⌘ Read more
When the boss tries to make a dev joke ⌘ Read more
When I take over the maintenance of an externally developed app ⌘ Read more
When a user sends me a photo of their screen so I can see their bug ⌘ Read more
When I finally find the origin of the bug I’ve been struggling with for over two hours ⌘ Read more
When the script I just coded will save me 2 hours of work per week ⌘ Read more
When my partner announces that they’ve broken our entire repository ⌘ Read more
When the CEO passes by me in the cafeteria, and I try to make a good impression ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson insists on presenting a feature that I haven’t finished yet ⌘ Read more
When I receive specifications and everything is crystal clear ⌘ Read more
When it was my last attempt to fix a bug, and it’s still there ⌘ Read more
When I realize that the absurd requests from the director are not a joke ⌘ Read more
When the boss tells me he needs me to attend the 2-hour meeting he’s going to ⌘ Read more
When I tell the senior developer that he won’t be able to fix my bug on purpose so he works on it ⌘ Read more
When I receive a call from the client right after deploying their new website ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson asks if I can easily turn their PowerPoint mockups into screens in the app ⌘ Read more
When I completely lose track of what someone is explaining to me in a meeting ⌘ Read more
When I’m congratulated for fixing a bug and I don’t even know how I did it ⌘ Read more
When I finally leave my maintenance activity for a brand new project ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmins disagree on the architecture to implement ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson starts committing to delivery deadlines during a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When the boss reacts after I told the client that their new request is rather simple ⌘ Read more
When I let the intern test the solution he came up with ⌘ Read more
When the compilation I started before going to lunch succeeds ⌘ Read more
When the team is about to start the overhaul of a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When I open our ticket management software upon returning from vacation ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked for help on a Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When, against all odds, I nail my demo perfectly ⌘ Read more
When I test the execution of my bulk deletion script in its own directory ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked if the update is likely to introduce regressions ⌘ Read more
When we desperately try to restart the production server of our biggest client ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin catches me connecting to our production server ⌘ Read more
When the boss congratulates me for delivering on time even though he committed to an overly short deadline ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson overestimated the number of days for developing a feature in their estimate ⌘ Read more
When I learn that the delivery has been moved up by a week ⌘ Read more
When I hand over a new project to the intern ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to take the lead on CSS ⌘ Read more
When I see in the logs that the user is lying and what they describe isn’t a bug. ⌘ Read more
When I’m the only developer in a meeting full of salespeople ⌘ Read more
When I learn that a function I used to rely on is becoming deprecated ⌘ Read more
When my partner is about to present the last-minute feature I coded ⌘ Read more
When I start inspecting the code of a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When a colleague asks me for help with debugging at the end of the day ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin explains how he configured our server ⌘ Read more
When my migration script works perfectly on the first try ⌘ Read more
When the boss walks through the open space and takes a look at what I’m doing ⌘ Read more
When my partner just fixed the bug I’ve been stuck on for 2 hours ⌘ Read more
When I complete a User Story estimated for several days of development in just a few hours ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to deliver a fix directly to production ⌘ Read more
When the boss gives me his final recommendations before my demo ⌘ Read more
When I’m on break and a notification tells me the server is down ⌘ Read more
When I realize 3 hours later that I deployed to the wrong environment ⌘ Read more
When I review the last-minute enhancement requests we just received ⌘ Read more
When I hear a colleague say they’re going to assign me a support ticket because I’m the expert ⌘ Read more
When I realize my test just permanently deleted production data ⌘ Read more
When I’m swamped with bug fixes upon returning from vacation ⌘ Read more
When I follow ChatGPT’s instructions to the letter to get my project running ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin catches me running chmod 777 *** ⌘ Read more***
When my partner fixes my bug in 2 minutes ⌘ Read more