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When the salesperson compliments me on the quality of my codeRead more
When I’m asked to take charge of unit testingRead more
When I try to follow a tutorial to set up my new projectRead more
When I push my refactoring on Friday evening before leavingRead more
When someone mentions that my job might soon disappear with the AI revolutionRead more
When I realize my bug is just a simple typoRead more
When the boss announces that we’re behind schedule after committing to the deadline without consulting usRead more
When someone explains a highly technical topic to me that doesn’t concern meRead more
When the meeting I’m in drags on and I force myself to keep my eyes openRead more
When I’m looking for a catchy name for my new variableRead more
When someone comes to me for help with an Excel macroRead more
When I find the solution to my problem in the first Google search resultRead more
When I can’t set up my own project on the new guy’s computerRead more
When the boss starts mentioning the idea of a Friday deploymentRead more
When I’m late to the plenary meeting and I’m searching for a seat before the CEO’s speechRead more
When the lead developer asks me to comment my code wellRead more
When the salesperson triggers my easter egg during a demoRead more
When I’ve been stuck on the same bug for over 3 hoursRead more
When I start the compilation and wait to see if it passesRead more
When the boss is applauded at the end of his demo of my developmentRead more
When the junior developer tells the senior developer that he shouldn’t be testing in productionRead more
When I’m searching for a library that can save me several days of development for my projectRead more
When I pass on a messed up ticket to the internRead more
When I’m sent to a bullshit seminar for team buildingRead more
When it’s only 10 AM and I’ve already had too much coffee for the dayRead more
When the boss wants to give me one last thing to do just before the weekendRead more
When I look at the intern who thought he could code his feature in just two hours the day before yesterdayRead more
When I open a legacy projectRead more
When the boss asks me to present my Proof of ConceptRead more
When everything is on fire with all the projects and I hand in my resignationRead more
When I use the wrong library for my projectRead more
When it’s been several hours since I last ran the build and now is the timeRead more
When we find out that several applications have crashed due to a system updateRead more
When an expert from a big consulting company is sent to help us unblock the project that’s falling behind scheduleRead more
When a recruiter wants to add me to their contacts on LinkedInRead more
When all the tests turn red after my commitRead more
When we do a client demo even though the project is far from finishedRead more
When I’m asked if I’ve tested all the use casesRead more
When we realize that the clients haven’t been using the latest version of the app for several weeksRead more
When I figure out the error in my code just as I was about to fall asleepRead more
When the lead developer goes on vacation and I still need clarification from himRead more
When I receive the clients’ new requests in real-timeRead more
When the boss tries to make a dev jokeRead more
When I take over the maintenance of an externally developed appRead more
When a user sends me a photo of their screen so I can see their bugRead more
When I finally find the origin of the bug I’ve been struggling with for over two hoursRead more
When the script I just coded will save me 2 hours of work per weekRead more
When my partner announces that they’ve broken our entire repositoryRead more
When the CEO passes by me in the cafeteria, and I try to make a good impressionRead more
When the salesperson insists on presenting a feature that I haven’t finished yetRead more
When I receive specifications and everything is crystal clearRead more
When it was my last attempt to fix a bug, and it’s still thereRead more
When I realize that the absurd requests from the director are not a jokeRead more
When the boss tells me he needs me to attend the 2-hour meeting he’s going toRead more
When I tell the senior developer that he won’t be able to fix my bug on purpose so he works on itRead more
When I receive a call from the client right after deploying their new websiteRead more
When the salesperson asks if I can easily turn their PowerPoint mockups into screens in the appRead more
When I completely lose track of what someone is explaining to me in a meetingRead more
When I’m congratulated for fixing a bug and I don’t even know how I did itRead more
When I finally leave my maintenance activity for a brand new projectRead more
When the sysadmins disagree on the architecture to implementRead more
When the salesperson starts committing to delivery deadlines during a client meetingRead more
When the boss reacts after I told the client that their new request is rather simpleRead more
When I let the intern test the solution he came up withRead more
When the compilation I started before going to lunch succeedsRead more
When the team is about to start the overhaul of a legacy projectRead more
When I open our ticket management software upon returning from vacationRead more
When I’m asked for help on a Friday eveningRead more
When, against all odds, I nail my demo perfectlyRead more
When I test the execution of my bulk deletion script in its own directoryRead more
When I’m asked if the update is likely to introduce regressionsRead more
When we desperately try to restart the production server of our biggest clientRead more
When the sysadmin catches me connecting to our production serverRead more
When the boss congratulates me for delivering on time even though he committed to an overly short deadlineRead more
When the salesperson overestimated the number of days for developing a feature in their estimateRead more
When I learn that the delivery has been moved up by a weekRead more
When I hand over a new project to the internRead more
When I’m asked to take the lead on CSSRead more
When I see in the logs that the user is lying and what they describe isn’t a bug.Read more
When I’m the only developer in a meeting full of salespeopleRead more
When I learn that a function I used to rely on is becoming deprecatedRead more
When my partner is about to present the last-minute feature I codedRead more
When I start inspecting the code of a legacy projectRead more
When a colleague asks me for help with debugging at the end of the dayRead more
When the sysadmin explains how he configured our serverRead more
When my migration script works perfectly on the first tryRead more
When the boss walks through the open space and takes a look at what I’m doingRead more
When my partner just fixed the bug I’ve been stuck on for 2 hoursRead more
When I complete a User Story estimated for several days of development in just a few hoursRead more
When I’m about to deliver a fix directly to productionRead more
When the boss gives me his final recommendations before my demoRead more
When I’m on break and a notification tells me the server is downRead more
When I realize 3 hours later that I deployed to the wrong environmentRead more
When I review the last-minute enhancement requests we just receivedRead more
When I hear a colleague say they’re going to assign me a support ticket because I’m the expertRead more
When I realize my test just permanently deleted production dataRead more
When I’m swamped with bug fixes upon returning from vacationRead more
When I follow ChatGPT’s instructions to the letter to get my project runningRead more
When the sysadmin catches me running chmod 777 *** ⌘ Read more***
When my partner fixes my bug in 2 minutesRead more