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When my script works on the first try ⌘ Read more
When I check if the sysadmin is at their desk before sneaking onto the production server ⌘ Read more
When I notice a missing semicolon in my partner’s code ⌘ Read more
When I realize I’ve been pushing my code to the wrong branch for over 2 hours ⌘ Read more
When I receive a ticket that simply says “it doesn’t work”** ⌘ Read more
When the boss says: “this will be quick to code, right?”** ⌘ Read more
When I open Slack in the morning and see 50 unread messages ⌘ Read more
When I start reviewing the intern’s code and can’t understand anything from the first lines ⌘ Read more
When I find a useful function and see that I wrote it six months ago ⌘ Read more
When I go through legacy code and find a comment saying, “TODO: improve someday”** ⌘ Read more
When I explain my problem to a colleague and suddenly the solution comes to me ⌘ Read more
When the architect explains everything they’ve set up for our new project ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to estimate the development time and I pad my estimate a bit ⌘ Read more
When I’m told that the project deadline has been moved up by a month ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to start my production deployment ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand and modify uncommented code ⌘ Read more
The salesperson when the client asks if they can have a quick demo of our prototype ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me if I’ve read all the emails he sent me ⌘ Read more
When someone notices that I’ve used a ternary if statement in my code ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer shows me their techniques for fixing a critical bug ⌘ Read more
When it’s the daily and a colleague has been monopolizing the conversation for 15 minutes ⌘ Read more
When I run my code to see how it behaves ⌘ Read more
When a colleague keeps talking to me about politics and economics at every break ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks if I’m up for working on a big VB project ⌘ Read more
When I reopen my code from the previous day and try to remember what I had in mind when I wrote it ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked a question in a meeting but I haven’t been listening for the past 15 minutes ⌘ Read more
When my workaround is dirty but it works ⌘ Read more
When I take over a project and receive no context whatsoever ⌘ Read more
When I arrive late to the office and try to keep a low profile ⌘ Read more
When we’ve given the client a bit too much admin rights ⌘ Read more
When we have a crazy delay on the project and still present our prototype to the client ⌘ Read more
When I realize we let a nasty bug slip into production ⌘ Read more
When we deploy without there having been any integration tests ⌘ Read more
When I’m on vacation and see in my emails that the deployment I avoided is going wrong ⌘ Read more
When I mess up my queries and have to do a rollback ⌘ Read more
When I see that the sysadmin has just logged into my development environment ⌘ Read more
When I encounter an unknown bug in legacy code ⌘ Read more
When the boss receives praise from the client for the project I coded all by myself ⌘ Read more
When I discover that someone has tampered with my code while I was away ⌘ Read more
When we realize that several of us are working on the same file ⌘ Read more
When I observe a user using our app for the first time ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson tries to convey to me what the client expects in terms of functionality ⌘ Read more
When the boss is looking for someone to handle a complex ticket ⌘ Read more
When I manage to deliver my code just before the deadline ⌘ Read more
When I start using sudo for all my commands ⌘ Read more
When I managed to fix my code without using Copilot ⌘ Read more
My brain when I’ve already used i, j and k for my increment variables and I need to create another one ⌘ Read more
When I see all the error messages pouring into the prod server logs ⌘ Read more
When our demo doesn’t go exactly as planned ⌘ Read more
The console when I rerun my build without fixing any errors ⌘ Read more
When I ask the front-end dev what they think of the design of my personal website ⌘ Read more
When I think I’m removing some unnecessary code ⌘ Read more
When one of us has to tell the boss that the deployment went really wrong ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked how my code review went ⌘ Read more
When my code works perfectly without me understanding why ⌘ Read more
When the client tells us they’d like to revise several things even though we’re delivering next week ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer rejects my pull request ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just wasted 2 hours because I was using the wrong version of the library ⌘ Read more
When it’s Friday afternoon and the salesperson wants me to join one of their meetings ⌘ Read more
When I debug my code step by step ⌘ Read more
When I place my breakpoint in the wrong place ⌘ Read more
When I’m congratulated for fixing a bug that I accidentally created ⌘ Read more
When we assist the client in testing a new feature ⌘ Read more
When a colleague forwards me a bunch of tickets while I’m in the middle of coding ⌘ Read more
When we try to clean up some legacy code ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to document my code well so that everyone can understand it ⌘ Read more
When the boss discovers my easter egg with questionable humor during our demo ⌘ Read more
When the client requests a feature that would require us to overhaul the entire project structure ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to explain to the lead developer that I just broke production ⌘ Read more
When I try to follow the instructions of the senior developer ⌘ Read more
When I manage to fix a bug with just one line of code ⌘ Read more
When it’s time for the daily standup and I’m all alone in the office ⌘ Read more
When the teammate tells me they made “a few changes” to my code ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been coding for an hour and still haven’t encountered any errors ⌘ Read more
When the bug I started fixing disappears before I’ve even pushed my code ⌘ Read more
When the boss sees me on a break when I’m supposed to be fixing a critical bug ⌘ Read more
When ChatGPT finally gives me the solution to my problem ⌘ Read more
When I have to choose between reading the documentation and copying some obscure code I found online ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to leave and a colleague asks for help with a regex ⌘ Read more
When I try to follow a meeting where everyone is throwing around tons of acronyms ⌘ Read more
When I send an email but forget the attachment ⌘ Read more
When I realize I’ve selected the wrong database for my bulk updates ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson oversold me to the client and I show up for my first day ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to leave the open space and my phone rings on a Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I hear the salesperson perfectly using technical terms ⌘ Read more
When a colleague thanks me for helping him fix his blocking bug ⌘ Read more
When the manager wants to present a feature not planned in our demo scenario ⌘ Read more
When my complex SQL query runs smoothly on the first try ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just accessed the wrong server ⌘ Read more
When the project deadline is far overdue and I go on a break ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer takes a look at my code ⌘ Read more
When I inform the boss and the salesperson that I’ll never be able to deliver on time ⌘ Read more
When I have to migrate code from PHP 5 to PHP 8 ⌘ Read more
When the Product Owner is asked if he still wants to integrate a lot of user stories in this sprint ⌘ Read more
When I hear a colleague ranting in the open space and I know he’s reviewing my code ⌘ Read more
When I join a project using a technology I know nothing about ⌘ Read more
When my estimate of several days of development for a feature is approved even though it will take me less than an hour ⌘ Read more
When I try to work on my code and the intern wants to shadow me ⌘ Read more