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When ChatGPT generates a huge block of code that matches exactly what I need ⌘ Read more
When the intern tells me it works on his machine ⌘ Read more
When I find a dubious but effective workaround ⌘ Read more
When I discover a ready-made function that will save me a ton of development time ⌘ Read more
The sysadmin when he realizes I just accessed the production database ⌘ Read more
When I’ve run the build for the 10th time after trying to fix a bug and it still doesn’t work ⌘ Read more
When I go back to the code of a project I haven’t touched in months ⌘ Read more
When I run a script without knowing exactly what it does ⌘ Read more
When I use a piece of code I found online ⌘ Read more
When I discover the salesperson’s estimate ⌘ Read more
When I add a JavaScript library and my project doubles in size ⌘ Read more
When I realize the bug I thought I fixed at the beginning of the week is now in production ⌘ Read more
When I search for the difference between two files ⌘ Read more
When the lead dev asks me to refactor my code ⌘ Read more
When we change a single line of code and all our error messages suddenly disappear ⌘ Read more
When production just went down and I’m doing everything to deliver my hotfix as quickly as possible ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks for my opinion on what the salesperson just sold ⌘ Read more
When my code works without me really understanding why ⌘ Read more
When I encounter a bug that doesn’t prevent my program from running ⌘ Read more
When I crack a dev joke in a meeting with the sales team ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand uncommented code ⌘ Read more
When I tell the sysadmin that I’d like to quickly test something in production ⌘ Read more
When I’m in a meeting and quickly explain to a colleague how to fix their bug ⌘ Read more
When I’m assigned a PR with more than 5000 lines of changes ⌘ Read more
When the client shows us their design ideas generated by a terrible AI ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked for my opinion in a technical meeting and I haven’t been listening at all ⌘ Read more
When I receive a ticket that just says “it doesn’t work”** ⌘ Read more
When I spent all day on a bug and realize it was just due to a typo ⌘ Read more
When it’s the 5th time I’ve fixed my code and I still get the same error ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me for the 4th time if I can change the color of a button ⌘ Read more
When I discover the legacy project I’ll be working on for the next few months ⌘ Read more
When a colleague says in the team meeting that I’m responsible for the critical production bug ⌘ Read more
When I listen to the feedback from the intern who did my code review ⌘ Read more
When I see a branch named final-realfinal-v22-ok ⌘ Read more
When the client asks if it would take long to redo the entire interface ⌘ Read more
When I’m stuck in a meeting that could have been an email ⌘ Read more
When I see the backlog for our next sprint ⌘ Read more
When I waste 2 hours debugging my script only to find I had the wrong path ⌘ Read more
When I’m explaining my problem to my partner and he fixes my bug in 30 seconds ⌘ Read more
When I get to the bathroom and remember I forgot to lock my session ⌘ Read more
When I ask the senior dev if he has started my code review ⌘ Read more
When I press Ctrl-C in my terminal ⌘ Read more
When I manage to fix a critical bug 5 minutes before the end of the day ⌘ Read more
When the boss tells me I have to do a production deployment on Friday ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin asks if someone gave me access to the production server ⌘ Read more
When I hear the boss tell the client that he also did some coding on the project ⌘ Read more
When I try to remember what I was doing with my code that I left unfinished the day before ⌘ Read more
When I’m learning a new programming language ⌘ Read more
When we don’t have time to test and deploy straight to production ⌘ Read more
When I realize we have an error because of a typo in our config file ⌘ Read more
When it’s my turn at the daily and I’m at the same point as yesterday ⌘ Read more
When the lead dev hears someone say we don’t need unit tests ⌘ Read more
When I don’t understand the APIs I need to implement ⌘ Read more
When the director announces that starting today we are becoming DevOps ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand how a regular expression works ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to log my time on a project line that’s been at 100% for 3 months ⌘ Read more
When I realize the project documentation is completely outdated ⌘ Read more
When I volunteer to optimize a SQL query and see it has 50 joins ⌘ Read more
When the client proudly shows us their mockups made in PowerPoint ⌘ Read more
When I’m waiting for the compilation to finish and wondering if I’d be better off raising goats in the countryside ⌘ Read more
When I go to bed thinking about the bug I couldn’t fix at the end of the day ⌘ Read more
When I’m in a meeting but all I can think about is my current bug ⌘ Read more
When I follow all the steps to reproduce a bug and nothing happens ⌘ Read more
When I try to explain to a non-developer why my code is awesome ⌘ Read more
The DPO after sending a fake phishing campaign to raise awareness across the company ⌘ Read more
When I finish setting up my development environment ⌘ Read more
When I manage to fix a bug 10 minutes before the demo ⌘ Read more
When I’m looking for inspiration for my next test print ⌘ Read more
When the director who makes three times my salary asks for my help to convert his Word document to PDF ⌘ Read more
When I’m on a coffee break and the boss asks if I’ve finished coding what he asked for last night ⌘ Read more
When we finally deploy a massive multi-year project to production ⌘ Read more
When I test my recursive file deletion script… in its own directory ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin restarts the machine we were working on without warning ⌘ Read more
When I get a production alert notification at 3 AM ⌘ Read more
When I’m waiting for the unit tests to pass ⌘ Read more
When I realize the intern’s code is much cleaner than mine ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand uncommented code ⌘ Read more
When I see the stack of tickets waiting for me on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When I receive a ticket at 5 PM on a Friday ⌘ Read more
When I just fixed a bug and a new one appears ⌘ Read more
When I write in a comment “never ever touch this” for my future self ⌘ Read more
When my code works on the first try and I remember I haven’t tested anything yet ⌘ Read more
When my code passes the review without any comments ⌘ Read more
When I realize I’ve been working on the wrong branch all day ⌘ Read more
When I explain to the salesperson why the deadline they promised is unachievable ⌘ Read more
When I fixed a bug and have no idea how I did it ⌘ Read more
When the Product Owner does a demo and the project is still far from finished ⌘ Read more
When the client wants to review the specs for the 4th time ⌘ Read more
When I get merge conflicts after an intense day of work ⌘ Read more
When I tell the boss that it works on my machine ⌘ Read more
When I tell the boss I need more time to “optimize”** ⌘ Read more
When I have to deploy an urgent hotfix ⌘ Read more
When I discover a bug an hour before the production deployment ⌘ Read more
When I realize too late that I forgot to save all the files I edited on the server ⌘ Read more
When I see the state of the code I have to refactor ⌘ Read more
When I’m deep into my code and my partner says “hey I have a quick question”** ⌘ Read more
When a client requests changes on a Friday at 5pm ⌘ Read more
When I’ve spent 2 hours optimizing a SQL query and gain only a few milliseconds ⌘ Read more