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i'd cuddle the fuck out of opposite-gender niplav
*pointing at an apartment building* “behold! a galaxy!”
standing on a wobbly chair, I proclaim: “This cheese sandwich is worth 10⁶ lives! we are the killers of trillions!”, while everyone else at the starbucks is trying their best to ignore me
order these three things by difficulty: eradicating malaria, eradicating polio, solving world hunger
looks at pretzel “Instead of buying you, I could have solved world hunger, like, 1½ times, but I chose you :heart_eyes:”
pee zombie might own schelling, but i squat here
I left my heart out in the streets—so many many many many many many many many times
Der omnipräsente Boymoder hing in der Luft wie ein schwerer Rock.
it's weird that large amounts of meditation don't make you more autistic
guy who meets his spouse in the metaculus comments
fair enough, I forgot to remember that something being a hatecrime is considered a good thing around these regions let me pull my dick out alright
fair enough, I forgot to remember that something being a hatecrime is considered a good thing around these regions let me pull my dick out alright
i begrudgingly admit that i have learned some things in my courses at university
i begrudgingly admit that i have learned some things in my courses at university
a peaceful world, with moral patients peacefully grazing in the valleys
a peaceful world, with moral patients peacefully grazing in the valleys
they didn't understand my posting at twitter, they won't understand it once they come here
they didn't understand my posting at twitter, they won't understand it once they come here
We can't guarantee success, but we can deserve it.
We can't guarantee success, but we can deserve it.
no, niplav, you won't get sucked into reading the heraldry wikipedia articles, even though “escutcheon” looks like a really good word to drop in a conversation.
no, niplav, you won't get sucked into reading the heraldry wikipedia articles, even though “escutcheon” looks like a really good word to drop in a conversation.
list of countries whose emblems contain overhead power lines:
list of countries whose emblems contain overhead power lines:
one then checks that the following diagrams commute \n
one then checks that the following diagrams commute [devil god diagram]
one then checks that the following diagrams commute [devil god diagram]
three aspects of feedback loops: 1. speed (how quickly do you get feedback); 2. thickness (how much information do you get about your performance); 3. signal (how related is that feedback to your performance)
three aspects of feedback loops: 1. speed (how quickly do you get feedback); 2. thickness (how much information do you get about your performance); 3. signal (how related is that feedback to your performance)
the famous unix command ʪ
the famous unix command ʪ
on the overwhelming irrelevance of plant epistemology
on the overwhelming irrelevance of plant epistemology
“We don't come with guarantees, that's absolutely for sure.”
“We don't come with guarantees, that's absolutely for sure.”
[snowpiercer] fan theory: they're all actually patients in a mental asylum, dreaming this up as a collective delusion
[snowpiercer] fan theory: they're all actually patients in a mental asylum, dreaming this up as a collective delusion
\n fan theory: they're all actually patients in a mental asylum, dreaming this up as a collective delusion
[SPOILERS SPOILERS] [snowpiercer spoilers] the osweiller guy is learning one important lesson the hard way: don't stick your dick in crazy
[SPOILERS SPOILERS] [snowpiercer spoilers] the osweiller guy is learning one important lesson the hard way: don't stick your dick in crazy
\n \n the osweiller guy is learning one important lesson the hard way: don't stick your dick in crazy
\n \n you know, i wouldn't have been angry if all the new-eden people hadn't found anything at the horn, fallen off the bridge and died—*looks straight into camera* because sometimes in real life, you make a fatal thinking error and everyone dies*
[SPOILERS SPOILERS] [snowpiercer spoilers] you know, i wouldn't have been angry if all the new-eden people hadn't found anything at the horn, fallen off the bridge and died—*looks straight into camera* because sometimes in real life, you make a fatal thinking error and everyone dies*
[SPOILERS SPOILERS] [snowpiercer spoilers] you know, i wouldn't have been angry if all the new-eden people hadn't found anything at the horn, fallen off the bridge and died—*looks straight into camera* because sometimes in real life, you make a fatal thinking error and everyone dies*
power is wasted without science
power is wasted without science
When the last superforecaster has given up, when the last bet has been resolved, you will discover that you can't eat living by the sword
When the last superforecaster has given up, when the last bet has been resolved, you will discover that you can't eat living by the sword
When the last superforecaster has given up, when the last bet has been resolved, you will discover that you can't eat asymmetric weapons
some people are better at some things than others. also, some people are better at nearly all things than others. maybe there are also people that are better at all things than some others.
some people are better at some things than others. also, some people are better at nearly all things than others. maybe there are also people that are better at all things than some others.
*stands up from the battlefield* “I am TetraspaceWest” *gets shot immediately*
*stands up from the battlefield* “I am TetraspaceWest” *gets shot immediately*
tried to figure out how to use university springer access to download a textbook, gave up after two minutes and just used libgen. lmao
tried to figure out how to use university springer access to download a textbook, gave up after two minutes and just used libgen. lmao
at the moment, all medicine merely delays the moment of death
at the moment, all medicine merely delays the moment of death
so, would people in 1920 have been irrational in worrying about the development of nuclear weapons? would they have been irrational thinking about the resulting dynamics between countries, the safety of those weapons?
so, would people in 1920 have been irrational in worrying about the development of nuclear weapons? would they have been irrational thinking about the resulting dynamics between countries, the safety of those weapons?
the joy of having written down a possible improvement for a wikipedia article, only to go & find out somebody else has already done it. glorious
the joy of having written down a possible improvement for a wikipedia article, only to go & find out somebody else has already done it. glorious
vipassana is all about the vibes (the fundamental vibrations that make up all experience)
vipassana is all about the vibes (the fundamental vibrations that make up all experience)
while we're on the topic; what's the gender-neutral term for fuckboy?
while we're on the topic; what's the gender-neutral term for fuckboy?
you can only call someone a pickup artist if they don't sleep with the people they seduce, otherwise they're just sparkly fuckboys/gals.
you can only call someone a pickup artist if they don't sleep with the people they seduce, otherwise they're just sparkly fuckboys/gals.
who has experienced at least one jhana?
who has experienced at least one jhana?
is there at least one billionaire who is also a stream-enterer?
is there at least one billionaire who is also a stream-enterer?
the anti-“hairy ball theorem” of decision theory: it's always newcombeable
the anti-“hairy ball theorem” of decision theory: it's always newcombeable
open your textbooks on page one.
open your textbooks on page one.
fun fact: there's around 10 mio. times more bacteria on this planet than neurons