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When the client tells us they prefer to postpone the launch until the fall ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked my opinion on a technology I hate ⌘ Read more
When two sysadmins meet to discuss the project’s architecture ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me who is responsible for a production error ⌘ Read more
When I’m not paying attention in a meeting and suddenly hear my name ⌘ Read more
When I’ve started a bulk update and the database hasn’t responded for 3 minutes ⌘ Read more
When it’s a heatwave and we don’t have air conditioning ⌘ Read more
When I’m back in the office and people ask if my vacation went well ⌘ Read more
When my fix is messy but it works ⌘ Read more
When I do a demo on the beta version of the app ⌘ Read more
When I go on vacation while there are still plenty of bugs in the project ⌘ Read more
When the freelancer who’s done nothing for 2 years learns that his contract won’t be renewed ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson asks me the difference between Java and JavaScript ⌘ Read more
When the client lists their feature requests to me ⌘ Read more
When I search for the difference between two similar files ⌘ Read more
When I deliver something hastily and it works ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson asks me which phone number to use for API calls ⌘ Read more
When I’m told I have to prove myself to earn a day of remote work ⌘ Read more
When I try to run another dev’s code ⌘ Read more
When an annoying colleague still calls me “the intern” after I’ve been full-time for months ⌘ Read more
When my vacation saves me from a likely disastrous production deployment ⌘ Read more
When I just spilled my coffee on the keyboard ⌘ Read more
When I’m following the logs live and trying to copy a line ⌘ Read more
When the sales team organizes an on-site day and I’m the only developer around ⌘ Read more
When I return to the office after finding the solution to my bug in my sleep ⌘ Read more
When I’m on vacation and get contacted to work on production issues ⌘ Read more
When I discreetly push a file to production ⌘ Read more
When I don’t understand anything about the salesperson’s new request ⌘ Read more
When the boss visits us after the client said they encountered a “poop” popup in production ⌘ Read more
When a bug occurs at the end of the day ⌘ Read more
When I’m alone in the office during the holidays ⌘ Read more
When I forward our technical specs to the salesperson ⌘ Read more
When I ask the salesperson if the assignment he’s sending me on isn’t too complicated ⌘ Read more
When the auditor approves my project without any reservations ⌘ Read more
When my colleague tries to make a joke but actually deletes the code I wrote all morning ⌘ Read more
When I discover recursive functions ⌘ Read more
When I try to get production back up and running while everyone else is out of the office ⌘ Read more
When the client tells me they want their site to be compatible with Apple ⌘ Read more
When I discover how much I’m billed to clients in a random file ⌘ Read more
When I return to my project after 2 weeks of vacation ⌘ Read more
When someone jumps on me first thing Monday morning to talk tech ⌘ Read more
When I go on vacation and hand off my crappy project to colleagues ⌘ Read more
When a bug is mentioned in a meeting and someone says my name ⌘ Read more
When I edit a file directly in production ⌘ Read more
When the console reports dozens of errors ⌘ Read more
When my merge request is rejected without any explanation ⌘ Read more
When I realize I’ve updated the wrong database for my bulk updates ⌘ Read more
When we present our estimates to the bosses ⌘ Read more
When I use lorem ipsum extensively for my demo ⌘ Read more
When I realize that 90% of users have kept their default password in the app ⌘ Read more
When all my tests pass on the first run ⌘ Read more
When a library used in most of our projects becomes deprecated ⌘ Read more
When the junior dev successfully completes their first production deployment ⌘ Read more
When the boss successfully obtains a delivery extension from the client ⌘ Read more
When I have to maintain a colleague’s project while they’re on vacation ⌘ Read more
How the salesperson sells our team of “experts” to the client ⌘ Read more
When my trip to the client’s office gets canceled ⌘ Read more
When the ticket I picked up turns out to be much more complex than it seemed ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to start a long debugging session ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me to quickly get the new hire up to speed ⌘ Read more
When I refactor code and encounter a new error every 5 minutes ⌘ Read more
When the project manager pulls out specs from 3 years ago to prove the client wrong ⌘ Read more
When I get a RAM upgrade for my workstation ⌘ Read more
When I fixed a colleague’s critical bug ⌘ Read more
When I go on vacation and avoid all questions while leaving the office ⌘ Read more
When I fix a bug by changing just one line of code ⌘ Read more
When I participate in a meeting where I have absolutely nothing to do ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks if I’ve finished coding the feature he requested just 2 hours ago ⌘ Read more
When I update a dependency and nothing works anymore ⌘ Read more
When I spend my whole day working on merge conflicts ⌘ Read more
When I’m searching for the missing brace in my code ⌘ Read more
When I realize my deployment script that’s running has errors ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson, who hasn’t followed the project at all, wraps up his presentation of the app ⌘ Read more
When I explain to the boss that the deadlines he committed to are not achievable ⌘ Read more
When the client completely changes their mind after I’ve finished my development ⌘ Read more
When my test popup “poo poo” that I forgot to remove appears during the demo ⌘ Read more
When I add a console.log and the bug disappears ⌘ Read more
When the intern suggests a complete rewrite of a module in the app ⌘ Read more
When I open our monitoring tool right after the production deployment ⌘ Read more
When I just wasted several hours on a silly bug ⌘ Read more
When the “small change” requested by the client turns into a big project ⌘ Read more
When I spend hours optimizing an SQL query and it’s still slow ⌘ Read more
When I do a code review and come across variables named ‘x’, ‘y’, and ‘z’** ⌘ Read more
When I manage to fix the critical bug that the whole team was stuck on ⌘ Read more
When new senior devs join the project ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer is reviewing my code and I hear him grumbling in the open space ⌘ Read more
When it’s Monday morning and I have to go back to my buggy code from Friday night ⌘ Read more
When I find a bug in the open-source library I’m using ⌘ Read more
When I try to explain to the salesperson what an API is ⌘ Read more
When I discover the new guy coded directly on the main branch ⌘ Read more
When a client opens an urgent ticket for a simple typo ⌘ Read more
When I spent the whole night coding on my side project ⌘ Read more
When the client says, “I just need a small change”** ⌘ Read more
When the front-end developer sees all the “@important” I’ve stuffed into my CSS ⌘ Read more
When I try to fix a bug 5 minutes before our demo ⌘ Read more
When I start rewriting legacy code ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked to deliver urgently when I thought I had another week ⌘ Read more
When, for once, I just try to understand why my code works ⌘ Read more