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When I’m the only available developer and we open the app access to our end users ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just lost 2 hours because I was using the API key from the documentation ⌘ Read more
When the bug I have to fix seems to be caused by a block of code with a “do not touch” comment ⌘ Read more
When the client asks me to code a new feature and I know it already exists ⌘ Read more
When I start my demo but my feature is broken ⌘ Read more
When I want to edit a file and I don’t have the write permission in the repo ⌘ Read more
When I rewrite in only 10 lines of code my coworker’s 150 lines long function ⌘ Read more
When I push a fix to production discreetly ⌘ Read more
When I try to explain to the sales team that their idea isn’t technically feasible ⌘ Read more
When I created more bugs in my coworker’s code while trying to help him ⌘ Read more
When my manager asks me if I tested my code correctly ⌘ Read more
When I run my build and see all the error messages popping in the console ⌘ Read more
When I see for how much the project was sold ⌘ Read more
When I use a random pixel value in my CSS and it ends up being perfect ⌘ Read more
When I receive an email from the PO ⌘ Read more
When I show my prototype to my manager ⌘ Read more
When I see the sales team at the coffee machine ⌘ Read more
When the new guy asks me where he can find the project’s technical documentation ⌘ Read more
When I delete the old website’s version ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to create a SQL user for the intern ⌘ Read more
When I type git ass instead of git add ⌘ Read more
When we all realize way too late that we shipped in the wrong environment ⌘ Read more
When they send me on a mission without any details ⌘ Read more
When I’m done with my demo and I had zero bug ⌘ Read more
When I start refactoring the code of a big legacy project ⌘ Read more
When a client asks me if the website is optimized for Internet Explorer ⌘ Read more
When my coworker gave me the solution to fix my bug ⌘ Read more
When I finally fix the bug I’ve been working on for the last 2 days ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand a piece of code I didn’t write ⌘ Read more
When our manager tells us the client wants to bring forward the deadline by one month ⌘ Read more
When the CEO congratulates me in front of the entire company ⌘ Read more
When we’re looking after a volunteer for writing the documentation ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand where my bug comes from ⌘ Read more
When I leave the office after I broke our production environment ⌘ Read more
When we receive an evolution request a few hours before our production deploy ⌘ Read more
When I notice the new guy doesn’t follow our naming convention ⌘ Read more
When I realize my Google search starts with “select *”** ⌘ Read more*
When the project manager gives me more details about my new project ⌘ Read more
When I open a legacy project and the code doesn’t have any comment ⌘ Read more
When I work on two production environments at the same time ⌘ Read more
When my phone starts ringing on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When the piece of code I wrote in a hurry works on first try ⌘ Read more
When I’m still logged in the production server which is actually going down ⌘ Read more
When I receive the new client’s requests ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to assist a 3 hours meeting “just in case I have a technical question”** ⌘ Read more
When I successfully run an SQL injection on an old website ⌘ Read more
When my coworker tells me the admin password is “The password is stored in KeePass”** ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy tells me the project for which he didn’t charged tests is full of bugs ⌘ Read more
When I achieve bugfix after bugfix and they ask me how things are doing ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy triggers our easter egg with dubious taste during his demo ⌘ Read more
When the client wants us to use a deprecated technology for his new project ⌘ Read more
When I come back on my project after my 2-weeks vacation ⌘ Read more
When I see the initial deadline in a document of the project I’ve been working on for the last 5 years ⌘ Read more
When my manager commits to deadlines without asking for my opinion ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy starts telling me he has a great challenge for me ⌘ Read more
When a client makes a scene for a single typo mistake on his website ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been stuck on the same bug for 3 hours ⌘ Read more
When my boss asks me to launch the new guy on his tasks fast ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the intern’s code ⌘ Read more
When my boss comes to see me to talk about a Friday production deploy ⌘ Read more
When the client sends me his new feature requests ⌘ Read more
When my coworker tells me he found a critical flaw in my code ⌘ Read more
When I finally find where is the missing parenthesis in my code ⌘ Read more
When we start our demo and our app doesn’t act as expected ⌘ Read more
When my unit test works on first try ⌘ Read more
When I try to catch all the exceptions ⌘ Read more
When I start touching a single line of CSS ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to work on a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When I’m the only available senior developer and they ask me to fix all the critical bugs ⌘ Read more
When I click on the wrong button during my demo ⌘ Read more
When the product owner shows all the features required by the end of the week ⌘ Read more
When I conduct a demo of my last feature ⌘ Read more
When I find out that my coworker didn’t indent his code ⌘ Read more
When I ran a drop table in the wrong database ⌘ Read more
When I lost an hour because of a simple configuration error in my project ⌘ Read more
When the entire project is on fire and they ask me to make a good impression in front of the client ⌘ Read more
When I receive a ticket which just tells me “it doesn’t work”** ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy is getting ready to start his presentation ⌘ Read more
When the sales team is looking after a developer for their client demonstration ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to ship as fast as possible a temporary fix ⌘ Read more
When I see in the logs that the client never signed in his app which was shipped 2 years ago ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer leaves my desk after he fixed my bug in 2 minutes only ⌘ Read more
When I finally leave a never ending project ⌘ Read more
When I keep getting the same errors again and again ⌘ Read more
When I thought I was done coding and a new bug suddenly shows up ⌘ Read more
When I take my coffee before a big release ⌘ Read more
When they put me on a new project and tell me I’m free to choose its technologies ⌘ Read more
When they ask me if I tested my whole code ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the code of one of my old projects ⌘ Read more
When I piece of code I found online works on the first try ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to start coding while the project isn’t yet completely defined ⌘ Read more
When I receive a cancellation email 5 minutes before a meeting ⌘ Read more
When I come back on the code I wrote the day before ⌘ Read more
When I receive a PR with dozens of commits ⌘ Read more
When I hear the sales guy commit to impossible deadlines in a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When I open the log file in front of the client ⌘ Read more
When I’m still waiting after the sysadmin’s reply for a small configuration change ⌘ Read more
When the previous developer on the project explains to me how to fix a complex bug ⌘ Read more