# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 401
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt&offset=201
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt&offset=301
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt&offset=101
@prologic now all you need to do is try and get in the first 100 for each day
@adi @prologic just go pick it up lol. Nothing beats a nice large fries.
@prologic I was ordering MacDonald's on the app and this came up
Mmmmm yes, I love the taste of TextView objects! Makes the meal taste even better :p
Mmmmm yes, I love the taste of TextView objects! Makes the meal taste even better :p\n\n
Just a little something I did at my local Bunnings
\n\nJust a little something I did at my local Bunnings
@prologic okay second question: what's a git submodule?
@stats @prologic out of curiosity: what inspired the creation of twtxt.net and the twt.social project?
@prologic I mean, it pretty much assumes you'll be doing it on computer, seeing as how it requires problems to be solved with extremely long inputs. I don't think you'd be solving the daily challenges on mobile anyway.
@prologic oh wait you mean responsive as in "fits the mobile screen" rather than "didn't load and froze"
@prologic uh, but it loads perfectly fine on my phone. Note that there's only been one day so far, and that it unlocks one day at a time.\n\nIs there a timer next to the second day? That shows how long until it unlocks
@prologic uh, but it loads perfectly fine on my phone. Note that there's only been one day so far, and that it unlocks one day at a time.
Is there a timer next to the second day? That shows how long until it unlocks
@prologic :o you mean this sentence is in that box?
@prologic bruh come down the Hunter region way. We've currently got rain, lighting and thunder, not to mention wind.
@prologic oh so it's still hot where you are?
@prologic how's the weather in Brisbane right now?
@prologic I say once upon a time because they patched it
@prologic having said that, once upon a time, if you went to google translate, set detect language, took the result of that and translated it again using detect language, the result would be "to solve". That's kinda ironic seeing as how my main hobby is solving challenges at codegolf.stackexchange.com
@prologic even my username is uncreatively named...I sat at my keyboard randomly typing combinations of l's, y's, x's and other letters until I found something that looked "cool". Therefore, my username means absolutely nothing.
@prologic a crigney golfing language called Keg. Nothing to do with alcohol, as its name is an acronym for Keyboard Golfed. I'm very bad at naming things okay.
Sometimes I wonder how I managed to get 94 github followers.
I guess Mariah Carey is gonna see a massive spike in sales/relevance today lol #25-days
I've got more twt followers than all the world's leaders (I think).
@prologic when I try to click on my repositories tab on github, I get a server error 500
These twts may seem rapidfire, but github's being special again not letting me see my repositories. "Server Error 500". Not the first time. :( #github-problems
It's now that time of year where I no longer hold a grudge against Christmas decorations at retail stores. But frick I ain't looking forward to two months of carols and stuff. #26-days
@prologic that explains the 162 new entries on the RSS feed lol. I saw the notification for my reader and it said 162 new entries and I assumed there must have been raging conversation happening.
@stats I would have edited the original twt but I can't do that on mobile yet. And I don't know if that's a planned feature that's coming and I just need to wait.
@stats frick, I meant archived twts
@stats 271k cached twts? Wow, that sure is quite a lot!
@prologic what was the inspiration for calling the twtxt.net mobile app Goryon?
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@prologic how hot is it for you in Queensland today? It reached over 40 down here in the Hunter region.
@prologic "please be patient with us". While I know it means "cut us some slack we're people too", I can't help but think of the more literal meaning "please come and make this surgery your usual one"!
@prologic what no I was saying "congratulations on getting through the root canal" š
@prologic um it's probably just me but I can't see it
Wait which repo do I create an issue for the Web version?
@prologic š² I finally get to use the github app for what they intended!
@dooven @prologic ah, I was simply looking for a solution which required y'all to do as little as possible. I don't want to cause unnecessary work for anyone! Using RSS would be simple for all involved. And I have other feeds on it anyway, so using two apps wouldn't be a problem for me. Why put in a lot of effort for a feature probably only one person wants?
@dooven @prologic that'd definitely be a helpful alternative. I'd be interested!
@prologic I recall reading that. I personally just want a way to know when someone has said something.
@prologic well I would say a link at the bottom of the home page would be more accessible. Once I have the feed, I'll place it in the rss reader on my phone.
@prologic do you mean the HTML head element? If so, I'll have to wait until I'm back at my computer.
@prologic I'd say a root canal is pretty serious. š¤
@prologic yeah, that feed. Can I make a rss? Because then that'd be a form of push notifications
@prologic well if it's any consolation, my thoughts and prayers are with you while you go through the operation!
Also, is there a way to get an rss feed of the global twtxt timeline?
@prologic has the root canal been performed yet?
and I'm tempted to say that it _was_ a helpful recommendation
That's the picture
\n\nThat's the picture
and the award for loading my embedded image goes to _not that post_
Dang, YouTube low-key trynna be dark and edgy while making you feel bad for not saying it's a good video recommendation. !\n\n
Dang, YouTube low-key trynna be dark and edgy while making you feel bad for not saying it's a good video recommendation. !
@prologic and before you comment saying "ah, that's a spelling typo", yes, I did know.
Still, the wait/build up to the operation is probably worse than the actual operation. I hope it'll be as painless as possible for you!
@prologic and before you comment saying "ah, that's a spelling typo", yes, I did know.\n\nStill, the wait/build up to the operation is probably worse than the actual operation. I hope it'll be as painless as possible for you!
@prologic a root cancel? Gosh, your teeth must be really unpopular or have done something controversial to be cancelled by social media š¤£
for context, imagine there's no covid and society is back to normal
Okay so if I'm avoiding you in public, it ain't because I don't like you but because I'm terrible at interacting with other humans on a unpredictable basis.
It's November but it feels like it's actually late December smh
@prologic timeline tab no show every twt. Discover tab do.
Exhibit A:\n\n
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Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
@prologic but it definitely does hide _some_ twts
Okay so the timeline tab on mobile only shows @prologic's twts but discover shows everyone's. Feature or a bug?
Also, why comic sans on the registers?\n\n 
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Also, why comic sans on the registers?
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@prologic I use the mentions tab on mobile now.
@prologic I remember to keep checking to see if I'm mentioned. Not much planned for today.
