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When I run a git merge without checking anything ⌘ Read more
When I realize the new guy isn’t following our coding convention ⌘ Read more
When someone starts criticizing the code I’ve been struggling with for two days ⌘ Read more
When I try to modify a CSS stylesheet ⌘ Read more
When I leave the office after breaking the entire project ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson insists on presenting the feature I just developed ⌘ Read more
When I just deployed to production and see all the error logs scrolling on the server ⌘ Read more
When I discover the agile methodology in place on my new project ⌘ Read more
When I’m told I’m taking over the maintenance of the legacy project nobody wants ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked if I’m ready to do a code review ⌘ Read more
When I get an error on line 1728 even though my code only has 60 lines ⌘ Read more
When I realize the join in my SQL query doubled all the results ⌘ Read more
When I realize that my test is failing simply because it’s poorly written ⌘ Read more
When I write comments in my code knowing they’ll probably never be read ⌘ Read more
When my bug disappears even though I didn’t touch anything ⌘ Read more
When I try to learn a new technology but have zero motivation for it ⌘ Read more
When I return to my desk after getting sysadmin access to save production ⌘ Read more
When I discover pointers in C for the first time ⌘ Read more
When I start an email with “unless I’m mistaken” knowing full well that I’m right ⌘ Read more
When I return to a project I haven’t touched in several months ⌘ Read more
When I find the solution to my bug after starting to explain it to my partner ⌘ Read more
When our production deployment goes off without a hitch ⌘ Read more
When I find out I’ve been assigned weekend on-call duty ⌘ Read more
When the senior dev has his trick for connecting to the production server ⌘ Read more
When I have to explain for the umpteenth time why we won’t be able to deliver on time ⌘ Read more
When I implement lazy loading on my site and everything gets even slower ⌘ Read more
When the junior developer manages to code an entire feature without coming to see me ⌘ Read more
When I look at one of my old projects and wonder why I chose that approach ⌘ Read more
When I try to debug a race condition and the results change with every execution ⌘ Read more
When we present a super useful feature to the client, and they couldn’t care less ⌘ Read more
When I forget a tiny step that forces us to completely redo the production deployment ⌘ Read more
When the boss shows up with a list of “small changes” two hours before delivery ⌘ Read more
When I arrive late on Monday morning and find out the whole team is in a crisis meeting ⌘ Read more
When a client asks if they can have my direct line ⌘ Read more
When I stumble upon a “to improve later” comment from 2017 ⌘ Read more
When a colleague tells me they found a similar project online ⌘ Read more
When I put a test print in my code but it never shows up ⌘ Read more
When I see a colleague carrying a Delphi bag ⌘ Read more
When I step outside to clear my head about a bug and come back with no solution in mind ⌘ Read more
When I realize I could have used a simpler method after spending 2 hours on it ⌘ Read more
When the boss mentions a production deployment on Friday and I realize he’s not joking ⌘ Read more
When I deliver exactly what the client asked for ⌘ Read more
When I go to bed without having fixed a bug ⌘ Read more
When I start fixing a bug and discover new ones ⌘ Read more
When I realize my function isn’t returning what it’s supposed to ⌘ Read more
When I explain to the new hire how to use our custom-made library ⌘ Read more
When I’m laughing at a colleague’s desk and the boss walks into the open space ⌘ Read more
When the intern jumps in during my demo and messes up technically ⌘ Read more
When I’m handling two remote sessions at the same time ⌘ Read more
When I found a bug but can’t reproduce it ⌘ Read more
When the main branch breaks right after the merge ⌘ Read more
When the boss jokes about the stability of my development during a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When someone forwards me a support ticket ⌘ Read more
When the client starts listing all the bugs in the middle of a meeting ⌘ Read more
When I’m asked what I think of a technical solution, but I barely listened ⌘ Read more
When I do a code review on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When I receive a critical ticket at 5 PM on a Friday ⌘ Read more
When I realize I coded a complex solution for something that wasn’t complex ⌘ Read more
When I enable all the console.log statements in my code ⌘ Read more
When I arrive late to the meeting and the salesperson has already started their presentation ⌘ Read more
When the sales team starts talking about their feature ideas in front of me ⌘ Read more
When I try to find the differences between two files ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just deleted sensitive data in production ⌘ Read more
When the director walks through the office with clients and I pretend to be working ⌘ Read more
When I find a function that will save me several hours of development ⌘ Read more
When I’m stuck in a sales meeting ⌘ Read more
When the intern shows me the progress of his project ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just deployed an old version instead of the new one ⌘ Read more
When I come across a bug I thought I had fixed a long time ago ⌘ Read more
When I try to copy a line from logs that are continuously scrolling ⌘ Read more
When I broke everything and am restoring yesterday’s backup ⌘ Read more
When I’m struggling with a merge conflict ⌘ Read more
When I stumble upon a questionable console.log I left in production ⌘ Read more
When I finish my development and the client says, “Actually, this no longer matches what we want”** ⌘ Read more
When I’m doing a code review and completely lose track of what the code is supposed to do ⌘ Read more
When a colleague catches me copying code from ChatGPT ⌘ Read more
When I update a dependency in my project ⌘ Read more
When I’m in a meeting thinking about the bug I haven’t fixed yet ⌘ Read more
When I realize the code I can’t understand was written by me ⌘ Read more
When I’m on call and my phone starts ringing ⌘ Read more
When the meeting I’m in has already run 10 minutes over ⌘ Read more
When I realize half the project relies on unmaintained libraries ⌘ Read more
When I discover an unhandled exception in the production logs ⌘ Read more
When a colleague explains how their code works after returning from their smoke break ⌘ Read more
When I run a git pull and see a mountain of conflicts ⌘ Read more
When I finish a feature and it passes all the tests on the first try ⌘ Read more
When I find out the intern messed with production without telling us ⌘ Read more
When I forgot the WHERE clause in my SELECT statement ⌘ Read more
When the client requests a small change that turns out to be a whole new project ⌘ Read more
When there’s a debate about my favorite technology in the open space ⌘ Read more
When we’ve been preparing a deployment for weeks and everything goes perfectly as planned ⌘ Read more
When I don’t understand why my script won’t run, and it turns out I just used the wrong path ⌘ Read more
When I have to recompile the entire project for a small fix ⌘ Read more
When I realize I’ve been coding all day in the wrong branch ⌘ Read more
When I just deployed to production and immediately see an error notification ⌘ Read more
When I try to explain to the boss how a complex SQL query works ⌘ Read more
When I get several urgent emails late on a Friday ⌘ Read more
When I review my partner’s code and find variables named “foo” and “bar”** ⌘ Read more
When I receive an incident ticket as soon as I sit down at my desk ⌘ Read more