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NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Waratahs hold narrow lead in Allianz arm-wrestle
The Waratahs are leading 16-13 at halftime against the Highlanders in Sydney. They’re chasing back-to-back wins over Kiwi teams. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
‘Heartbreaking’: Woman dies after bus hits busy CBD footpath
A Brisbane bus driver is believed to have suffered a medical episode before mounting the kerb at peak hour. Some pedestrians were unable to get out of the way. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Waratahs leading by three at halftime
The Waratahs pulled off one of their most famous wins in recent times last week and will fancy their chances of repeating the dose on the Dunedin outfit at home. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Highlanders take an early lead
The Waratahs pulled off one of their most famous wins in recent times last week and will fancy their chances of repeating the dose on the Dunedin outfit at home. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
United States warns of ‘imminent’ terrorist attack in Moscow
The US embassy in Moscow said people should avoid concerts and crowds and be aware of their surroundings. ⌘ Read more
Like chasing Tasmanian tigers: What’s behind the Coalition’s nuclear push
Australia’s climate wars are cranking back up to full power, as Opposition Leader Peter Dutton mounts a challenge to Labor’s ambitious renewable energy agenda. ⌘ Read more
ABC boss raised concerns on first day of Lattouf radio stint
Managing director David Anderson emailed the ABC’s chief content officer to say complaints had been made about Antoinette Lattouf, the Fair Work Commission has heard. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Warriors v Sharks - Round 1
New Zealand Warriors take on the Cronulla Sharks in Round 1 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Go Media Stadium, Auckland. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Highlanders take an early lead
The Waratahs pulled off one of their most famous wins in recent times last week and will fancy their chances of repeating the dose on the Dunedin outfit at home. ⌘ Read more
ABC boss raised concerns on first day of Lattouf radio stint
Managing director David Anderson emailed the ABC’s chief content officer to say complaints had been made about Antoinette Lattouf, the Fair Work Commission has heard. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs burnt by classy Highlanders
The Waratahs are burnt by a classy Highlanders try to No.10 Rhys Patchell in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Lions jump Blues in role-reversal from last year’s final; Docherty injured
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Aviation trailblazer celebrated for International Women’s Day
Australia's first female commercial pilot Deborah Lawrie flew into Brisbane with an all-woman crew to mark International Women’s Day. ⌘ Read more
The unanswered questions in the Sam Kerr ‘racism’ scandal
Here’s everything we know - and everything we don’t - about the case that has gripped the nation. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Highlanders take an early lead
The Waratahs pulled off one of their most famous wins in recent times last week and will fancy their chances of repeating the dose on the Dunedin outfit at home. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Hazlewood blows away Black Caps
Australia is in control of proceedings after day one of the second Test against the Black Caps in Christchurch. Josh Hazlewood took the 12th five-wicket haul of his career. ⌘ Read more
Savea breaks Folau's try scoring record
Julian Savea scores his 61st Super Rugby try, surpassing previous record holder Israel Folau. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
‘Breaks my heart’: Lauren Jackson wants support for kids’ travel to Paris in shock Olympic comeback bid
Australia’s greatest basketballer, a single mum, is asking for practical and financial support to travel with her young sons as she considers reversing her recent decision to retire. ⌘ Read more
‘Every run is for Sam’: Women to ‘finish’ the jog Samantha Murphy never could
Runners have taken to social media to honour Samantha Murphy and show solidarity with other women runners, vowing to “complete” the run she never could. ⌘ Read more
Fonua-Blake scores against future club
Addin Fonua-Blake could not be stopped as he muscled his way over to open the scoring for the Warriors against the Sharks. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Elderly man attacked outside Brisbane shopping centre
Horrifying vision has emerged of a violent attack on an elderly man outside a Brisbane shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Bus ploughs into building in Brisbane’s CBD
A bus has ploughed into a building in Brisbane's CBD. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Cronulla comeback
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Waratahs host Highlanders after Crusaders upset
The Waratahs pulled off one of their most famous wins in recent times last week and will fancy their chances of repeating the dose on the Dunedin outfit at home. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, March 9, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
South Australians warned to brace for extreme fire conditions
South Australians are being warned to brace for extreme fire conditions this long weekend as temperatures are expected to soar into the 40s. ⌘ Read more
Ramping was a ‘major contributing factor' in man's death, report finds
Hospital ramping was a 'major contributing factor’ in the death of 54-year-old Eddie, a top level review has found. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after woman's body found in car boot in coastal NSW town
A man has been arrested after a woman's body was found inside a car at Evans Head in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
No time to talk: How screens limit language development in toddlers
A new study found that more screen time means less parent-child talk. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over pursuit spanning from Queensland to NSW
A 24-year-old man has been charged over a bizarre pursuit spanning from Queensland into NSW in an allegedly stolen truck. ⌘ Read more
Headmaster of elite Sydney school resigns
The headmaster of a prestigious Sydney boys school has resigned after a damning ABC report alleged the misconduct of staff was ignored by the school's leadership. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
The night before Samantha Murphy’s disappearance, her accused killer partied
Police have approached venues in Ballarat’s CBD asking for footage of Patrick Stephenson on a night out before they believe missing mum Samantha Murphy was murdered. ⌘ Read more
Biden orders emergency military mission
US President Joe Biden has ordered an emergency military mission to build a port in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Rupert Murdoch engaged once again
Rupert Murdoch is engaged once again – the sixth time it's happened for what will be his fifth marriage. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors dominate early before Sharks late first-half rally
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: RTS returns for Warriors against Sharks in front of a sellout crowd
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Biden fires up to take Republican hecklers and Trump head on
The 81-year-old US president did a convincing enough job, in a loud and lively State of the Union address that warned that basic freedoms are under attack. ⌘ Read more
The words that should haunt America and serve as a warning to Australians
A scholar’s decades’ old observation about the conditions in which dictators thrive could be describing the US today. ⌘ Read more
Two 20-year-olds dead after car hits tree in inner Melbourne suburb
A man and a woman have been killed after their car exploded into flames after hitting a tree in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Accountant stole $2m from Gotye, Peking Duk and others
Damien Luscombe has admitted to stealing more than $2 million from some of Australia’s best known musicians. ⌘ Read more
Move over David Williamson, we have a new five-star footy play
This wrap of shows around Melbourne includes a thrilling play about footy and racism; Fred again..’s instant arena tour; and two comedies: one about two super-Karens meeting for their weekly lunch, and another about two young men who have to deal with a sick cow. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: RTS returns for Warriors against Sharks in front of a sellout crowd
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Suppression order lifted for Samantha Murphy's alleged killer
The son of a former AFL player has been identified as the man charged with the murder of Samantha Murphy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, Carlton Blues kickoff premiership chase with Gabba clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds gather for memorial for Samantha Murphy
Community members have begun gathering at a vigil that will honour the life of Samantha Murphy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: RTS returns for Warriors against Sharks in front of a sellout crowd
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Cranbrook School under investigation by federal government
The probe follows the dramatic resignation of headmaster Nicholas Sampson after disturbing new claims about a teacher’s graphic emails. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: RTS returns for Warriors against Sharks in front of a sellout crowd
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: RTS returns for Warriors against Sharks in front of a sellout crowd
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Kerr’s alleged comments have serious consequences in Britain
In a country where there are dob-in-a-racist hotlines, there are serious penalties for allegedly saying something many Australians find inoffensive. ⌘ Read more
Celebrities open up about ADHD
Comedian Trevor Noah, reality show stars Abbie Chatfield and Paris Hilton, singer Robbie Williams, media personality Mia Freedman, actor Chloe Hayden and US Olympic gymnast Simone Biles have shared their experiences with ADHD. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: RTS returns for Warriors against Sharks in front of a sellout crowd
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Swashbuckling Indian star brings up ton
Shubman Gill continued his stunning rise by scoring a century against England in the fifth Test. ⌘ Read more
Kellaway continues hot Rebels form
Andrew Kellaway has continued his hot form with the opening try of the night for the Rebels. ⌘ Read more
The accidental trainer: How Joe Pride went from racing rookie to conquering Everest
Joe Pride has never stopped learning since he dropped out of university 30 years ago, and the sky is the limit as he heads to Randwick on Saturday with Think About It leading a host of chances. ⌘ Read more
Eight new books: A literary mystery and an epic sea voyage
Our reviewers cast their eyes over recent fiction and non-fiction releases. ⌘ Read more
CBA breaks $200b valuation as ASX hits record high
Commonwealth Bank’s market valuation has broken through $200 billion for the first time, as investor hopes of interest rate cuts sparked a rally in bank shares and lifted the market to a record high. ⌘ Read more
Tech-futuristic thriller imagines a world without the internet
The debut novel from Sharlene Allsopp explores ideas of history, truth-telling and identity in a post-apocalyptic Australia. ⌘ Read more
Helen McCabe on International Women's Day
FW founder and managing director Helen McCabe on International Women's Day. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: RTS returns for Warriors against Sharks in front of a sellout crowd
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
King River sets sights on Top End copper-gold trail
King River Resources has revealed promising geochemical anomalism in assay results from phase-one drilling of its Providence target in the Northern Territory. ⌘ Read more
Perth restaurant owner Alberto Nicoletti fiercely denies rape allegations
The owner of a popular Italian restaurant is on trial over claims including he raped one woman in a public toilet and posed as an Uber driver to assault another. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Finance minister warns businesses to do better on equality or lose government work; Ten years since flight MH370 disappeared
The finance minister warns businesses to do better on equality or lose government contracts, it is ten years since flight MH370 disappears and states sign up for new competition agenda on w ... ⌘ Read more
Mam rejects Leniu peace offering as Broncos players provide evidence to judiciary
Despite not having to appear in person, Mam has told the NRL his version of events. But he won’t be meeting with Leniu. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors v Sharks, Storm v Panthers
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Macro share price surges on winds of change
This week’s Bulls N’ Bears top ASX runner is… Macro Metals. Its share price rose more than 166 per cent to join Immuron, Sultan Resources and Dynamic Metals. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Warriors v Sharks, Storm v Panthers
It’s a sellout across the ditch as the Warriors look to double down on a breakout 2023 campaign before two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Eight of Melbourne’s new wave bakeries to try this weekend
The city’s baking scene is rising across the suburbs, as chefs create ‘affordable luxuries’ for budget-conscious times. ⌘ Read more
US to build temporary Gaza aid port as Palestinians grow hungrier
The port would increase the amount of humanitarian assistance to Palestinians in the war-battered enclave by “hundreds of additional truckloads” per day. ⌘ Read more