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Mob of hopping kangaroos invade Victorian golf course
Golfer Stephen Roche must have thought he'd gone hopping mad when he saw the stream of 'roos approaching him while he was at Heritage Golf & Country Club. ⌘ Read more
Despite the spin, the NRL faces a long road to win over the Yanks
The NRL has said the success of the Las Vegas matches will be judged in five years, but year one shows it won’t be achieved easily. ⌘ Read more
No grand final awaits Victoria’s pitiful Liberal team
At the very time the Labor government ought to be vulnerable, the Liberal Party of Victoria is mired in its own wasteland. ⌘ Read more
This artist made Archibald history. Her secret? A trusty sewing machine
Julia Gutman’s embroidered portraits are busting art’s traditional barriers. ⌘ Read more
Another AFL boss goes soft on Clarkson as history keeps repeating
For too long the competition’s governors have been sticking Band-Aids on Alastair Clarkson’s behavioural problems, only for the troubled coach to rip them off again. ⌘ Read more
Taylor, Lana, Lorde: How Jack Antonoff became a generation’s greatest pop producer
Is he ruining or revolutionising pop music? Everyone has an opinion on Jack Antonoff. ⌘ Read more
Spoiler alert: The Oscar winners predicted (and it’s not over for Barbie yet)
It’s not over ’til the little gold gentleman sings, but picking the winners isn’t as tough as it seems. ⌘ Read more
Peru’s ‘other’ hike is one of the world’s most spectacularly Insta-worthy locations
This isn’t the Inca Trail or the equally spectacular Salkantay Trail. But it’s up and back in the space of a morning, with time to return to Cusco for afternoon tea. ⌘ Read more
Should I respond to a mean email about my work?**
If the message you’ve received is nothing more than an anonymous attempt to hurt you, there’s no point responding. But a bit of kindness can go a long way. ⌘ Read more
The money advice I give my daughter, but not my son
When it comes to money, equal opportunity requires unequal treatment. And gender-based teaching. ⌘ Read more
Young people wouldn’t call in sick if we gave them something to work for
Younger generations’ enthusiasm for work waned during the pandemic. A concerted effort is needed to win it back. ⌘ Read more
Practical ways for older women to fill their superannuation gap
There’s no beating around the bush – the disadvantage imposed on women by the last three decades of the super system is just plain unfair. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s original suburb is trapped in time by a river – with no train
Kew is now 10 times larger than when it was described as a “prettily-situated township” in 1875, but much of it remains unchanged. ⌘ Read more
US politics resembles Jerry Springer. Normal programming may not resume
With the November election set to become a Trump/Biden rematch, US politics not only looks deranged but tired and frail. ⌘ Read more
Can we please move on from strong women? Kristen Stewart has had enough
The women in Love Lies Bleeding might be physically strong – but their lives are a mess. ⌘ Read more
Social media is making us forget what skin is meant to look like
Thanks to high-definition cameras and increasingly sophisticated filters, our obsession with having perfect skin has peaked. ⌘ Read more
While Australia threw a party, China threw a punch
What’s the point of ASEAN? It’s good for karaoke but not much good for crisis management, as proved this week in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
The March 9 Edition
Why has everyone suddenly got ADHD? \\| Getting our surrogate baby out of Ukraine \\| How a GP faced his cancer diagnosis \\| Comedian Josh Thomas’s party trick ⌘ Read more
Unions warn working from home not a panacea for flexibility
The Fair Work Commission is looking at whether working-from-home protections can be applied to millions of workers. But unions say there’s more than one way to offer flexibility. ⌘ Read more
The Melbourne suburbs where home downsizers can free up the most cash
Homeowners who swap houses for apartments could be left with more than a million dollars to spare. ⌘ Read more
Why has everyone suddenly got ADHD?**
Diagnoses of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder are soaring. Figuring out why is a minefield. ⌘ Read more
Why Toby Greene has never wanted to play for a Victorian club
Toby Greene is among the AFL’s most recognised footballers, despite plying his trade off Broadway, due to the unique on-field cocktail of match-winner and miscreant. ⌘ Read more
How athleisure fashion brands are working hard to stay on trend
A tough retail environment and rise in formal styles have caused athleisure labels to play with their programs. ⌘ Read more
Former friend of Beau Lamarre-Condon reveals bizarre behaviour of alleged murderer
A serving police officer and one-time friend of alleged double-murderer Beau Lamarre-Condon has shared memories of his extravagant and intense personality. ⌘ Read more
Simon handled millions for some of Australia’s richest. Then things started to go wrong
After a meteoric rise, Simon Raftery had a Sydney waterfront home worth millions and an impressive list of clients around the world. Then some of his big plays started to come undone, exposing the opaque but booming world of private credit. ⌘ Read more
How ‘candy’ and ‘monthly messages’ enriched a president and his mates
While authorities watched on, key politicians accepted millions in largesse from an Australian company. ⌘ Read more
The man who tried to buy a country
Amit Gupta’s home was raided, had his phones tapped and then he was gone. Now authorities can’t get him back. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend letters to the editor: March 9
Want to chat? We’d love to hear from you. Send your letters to goodweekend@​goodweekend.com.au ⌘ Read more
‘It’s a bit dismal’: How do you save a high street like Glebe Point Road?**
One year after the community gathered to “save” the much-loved main drag, little has changed. It’s a problem facing high streets all over Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Forget castles and chintzy town squares: This is cool new Europe
Forget tourist-beset, chintzy old Europe and shuffling through yet another overblown palace. This is Europe, but not as guidebooks imagine it. The real deal, and right up to the minute. ⌘ Read more
The Coalition’s new voice pushing for fixes to the NDIS
Senator Hollie Hughes is one of the scheme’s biggest defenders – her son has used it to access support for autism for almost eight years. But she says Bill Shorten needs to come clean about his plans to rein in growth. ⌘ Read more
Dutton steps in to stop Liberal frontbench women being dumped by men in pre-selections
To turn around Liberals’ worst level of female representation in 30 years, an outgoing ex-minister is calling for a radical rule change. ⌘ Read more
Carlton pull off Gabba heist as McKay kicks Blues to clutch win over Lions
Harry McKay was the hero with the winning goal as Carlton reeled in a big deficit to pull off a win over last year’s grand finalists Brisbane in Gabba thriller. ⌘ Read more
The recipe that proves that, yes, barley actually can be delicious
Plus three other travel-friendly recipes, including rustic goat’s cheese tarts, a crunchy broccoli ‘spoon’ salad and an easy strawberry jam slice. ⌘ Read more
Dyslexia helped this bestselling author rewire his brain
British novelist Jasper Fforde’s new novel is a sequel to a book he wrote in 2009. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz and Saturday Target Time, March 9
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
A wartime lie became an 83-year-old secret. Now the truth can be told
The death of my heroic friend means his courage in a moment of crisis can finally be revealed. ⌘ Read more
As it happened AFL 2024 opening round: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win; Lions fear injured Coleman will miss season
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win; Lions fear injured Coleman will miss season
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win; Lions fear injured Coleman will miss season
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win; Lions fear injured Coleman will miss season
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win; Lions fear injured Coleman will miss season
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win; Lions fear injured Coleman will miss season
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win; Lions fear injured Coleman will miss season
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Harry McKay kicks Blues to clutch win over Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Missed kick after the siren denies Waratahs victory
The Highlanders have crept home after Waratahs No.10 Tane Edmed missed a kick after the siren to win. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: ‘That put the media to sleep a bit’: McKay kicks Blues to clutch win over Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: ‘That put the media to sleep a bit’: McKay kicks Blues to clutch win over Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Opening round Gabba clash set for thrilling finish after Carlton’s stunning revival
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Opening round Gabba clash set for thrilling finish after Carlton’s stunning revival
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 as it happened: Storm keep Panthers scoreless, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm keep Panthers scoreless, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Opening round Gabba clash set for thrilling finish after Carlton’s stunning revival
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Storm v Panthers - Round 1
Melbourne Storm take on the Penrith Panthers in Round 1 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at AAMI Park, Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Opening round Gabba clash set for thrilling finish after Carlton’s stunning revival
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm keep Panthers scoreless, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Opening round Gabba clash set for thrilling finish after Carlton’s stunning revival
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Stolen car collides with innocent motorists in Perth
A stolen car has collided with innocent motorists during a wild police pursuit through Perth’s southern suburbs. ⌘ Read more
Daniher takes early amrk of year contender
After coughing up eight straight goals as Carlton came crawling back, Brisbane held some hope after Joe Daniher's big grab. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Opening round Gabba clash set for thrilling finish after Carlton’s stunning revival
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Opening round Gabba clash set for thrilling finish after Carlton’s stunning revival
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolt from the Blues - Curnow kicks two as Carlton start second half with energy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Brutal blow for key Lion
Brisbane's Keidean Coleman has gone down with a hyper-extended knee against Carlton in opening round. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Storm enforcer bombs certain try
Storm prop Tui Kamikamica bombed a certain try over the line against Penrith. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs heartbreak as late kick sails wide
Tane Edmed misses a late penalty to hand the Highlanders a gritty 23-21 victory in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Earthquake felt across western Sydney and the Blue Mountains
Sydney’s western suburbs and the Blue Mountains were hit by a magnitude 3.6 earthquake on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
Brutal blow for key Lion
Brisbane's Keidean Coleman has gone down with a hyper-extended knee against Carlton in opening round. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolt from the Blues - Curnow kicks two as Carlton start second half with energy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Missed kick after siren denies Tahs victory
The Highlanders have crept home after Waratahs no.10 Tane Edmed missed a kick after the siren to win. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Carer accused of leaving man with disability in hot car
A Perth carer has faced court accused of leaving a man with a disability in a hot car while he went shopping. ⌘ Read more
Storm finally crack Penrith defence
Reimis Smith has scored the first try of the match against the Panthers. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolt from the Blues - Curnow kicks two as Carlton start second half with energy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Missed kick after siren denies Tahs victory
The Highlanders have crept home after Waratahs no.10 Tane Edmed missed a kick after the siren to win. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolt from the Blues - Curnow kicks two as Carlton start second half with energy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Bushfire puts WA residents on alert
Residents and commuters are on high alert after a bushfire sparked close to homes and the Kwinana Freeway in North Lake in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Missed kick after siren denies Tahs victory
The Highlanders have crept home after Waratahs no.10 Tane Edmed missed a kick after the siren to win. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolt from the Blues - Curnow kicks two as Carlton start second half with energy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Tahs strike back after Highlanders’ try
The Waratahs and the Highlanders are in a gripping contest in Sydney. They’re chasing back-to-back wins over Kiwi teams. ⌘ Read more
Police shoot woman dead, another dies after alleged assault
Victoria Police said officers were called to Kett Street in Lower Plenty about 6.30pm on Friday after one woman had seriously assaulted another. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Flicker of hope for Blues after stemming the bleeding from early Brisbane onslaught
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Why there is no end in sight for traffic congestion in Brisbane’s north
Major road upgrades between Brisbane and the Sunshine Coast are among 14 projects that have blown out by $2.2 billion in a matter of months. Who will pay for them? ⌘ Read more
Waratahs stars combine for stunning try
Waratahs stars Izaia Perese and Mark Nawaqanitawase combine for a stunning try. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE updates: Tahs strike back after Highlanders’ try
The Waratahs and the Highlanders are in a gripping contest in Sydney. They’re chasing back-to-back wins over Kiwi teams. ⌘ Read more
Hynes pulls off match-winning tackle
A last-ditch effort from Sharks star Nicho Hynes sealed the win over the Warriors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Flicker of hope for Blues after stemming the bleeding from early Brisbane onslaught
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Flicker of hope for Blues after stemming the bleeding from early Brisbane onslaught
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
Cleary comes close in desperate play
Melbourne have survived a set play from Nathan Cleary in the first-half. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Gabbatoir open for business - Lions thumping Carlton
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Brisbane and Carlton open their AFL seasons on Friday night footy. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Storm host Panthers, Sharks down Warriors in a thriller
Two premiership heavyweights lock horns in Victoria after Cronulla rallied to upset the Warriors in sensational fashion in front of a sold-out Mt Smart Stadium. ⌘ Read more