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Fox trap: NRL targets free-to-air TV deal in America
Lachlan Murdoch and Fox hold the key to the NRL cracking the US, but to win over American viewers the code may have to come out from behind the pay TV wall. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane bus crash: What we know so far
The brakes of the bus involved in the crash were tested last month and its driver had a “strong performance record” over a decades-long career, Brisbane City Council says. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Aussie skipper knocks over Williamson
Pat Cummins has taken the massive wicket of Kane Williamson on day two. ⌘ Read more
Carey’s missteps put Australians under pressure
Alex Carey’s drop of Tom Latham in the final 15 minutes of play ended a day that placed the wicketkeeper in sharp focus. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Stumps: New Zealand scrap to 40-run lead in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Coburg house clears price range with one bid, sells for $850,000 at auction
Young couples vying for the Berry Street home didn’t mess around – the first bid was $20,000 more than top of the quoted price range. ⌘ Read more
‘Heartbreaking’: Woman dies after bus hits busy CBD footpath
The 18-year-old pedestrian who died after an out-of-control bus mounted the footpath on Edward Street during the evening peak had just left a beauty salon. ⌘ Read more
From $60,000 to $9.75m: Clontarf house sells for first time in decades
Two cashed up empty nesters went head-to-head for the five-bedroom beachfront home, which was on the market for the first time in more than four decades. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Cummins claims Williamson in big breakthrough
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Harry Potter cops another card
Force winger Harry Potter cops another yellow card against the Brumbies in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Cummins claims Williamson in big breakthrough
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick fires up Suns for first clash with Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Cummins claims Williamson in big breakthrough
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Harry Potter denied by TMO
Force winger Harry Potter is denied by the TMO during the match against the Brumbies ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick fires up Suns for first clash with Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
After delays, US Senate passes funds for Pacific island nations
Republicans were able to make it easier for veterans deemed mentally incompetent to buy guns – a provision that provoked some Democrats to vote against the measure. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick fires up Suns for first clash with Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
November 2023: Albanese talks climate change with Pacific powerbrokers
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has engaged in climate action talks with powerbrokers in the Pacific. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Cummins claims Williamson in big breakthrough
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Festival chaos across Victoria amid extreme heat and bushfire risk
Despite the warning from the CFA, the festival has not been formally cancelled. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick fires up Suns for first clash with Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick fires up Suns for first clash with Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
‘This is for Dean’: Jamie Kah’s tears for fallen mate
When the children of the late Dean Holland held hands with iron-willed jockey Jamie Kah in Flemington’s mounting yard on Saturday, she had already melted. ⌘ Read more
Biplane crashes at Shellharbour airport
Firefighters and ambulances were called to the runway after the biplane landed on its roof. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand erase second Test deficit
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand erase second Test deficit
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Mother, daughter killed in Lower Plenty tragedy
Two police officers were confronted by a 26-year-old female stabbing a middle-aged woman on Friday night before one of the officers discharged their firearm. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand stonewall Australia’s attack
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Drama engulfs Pitch festival amid extreme bushfire risk and confusing safety messages
Despite the warning from the CFA, the festival has not been formally cancelled. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Beaumaris house nears magic $3m mark at auction
Downsizers outbid three other buyers for the modern three-bedroom home, pushing the price $155,000 above the reserve. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Move over David Williamson, we have a new five-star footy play
This wrap of shows around Melbourne includes a thrilling play about footy and racism; the Jonas Brothers’ play Rod Laver Arena on first-ever Australian tour, Fred again..’s instant arena tour; and two comedies: one about two super-Karens meeting for their weekly lunch, and another about two young men who have to deal with a sick cow. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Joshua knocks out Ngannou
Former heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua needed less than two rounds to overcome Francis Ngannou in Saudi Arabia. ⌘ Read more
Melissa Caddick’s Edgecliff penthouse finally sells after steep discount
Not all real estate in Sydney is scoring runaway prices. Melissa Caddick’s eastern suburbs penthouse has sold after six months on the market and a discount off initial price hopes. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Authorities inspect dams after 3.6 magnitude earthquake in Sydney’s west
Authorities were assessing critical dams in the area, including Warragamba. ⌘ Read more
Chalmers’ coach stood down from Olympics after investigation
Peter Bishop, the coach of Olympic gold medallist Kyle Chalmers, has had his coaching accreditation revoked by Swimming Australia after an investigation. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Starc claims early wicket as Australia on top
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Authorities warn Pitch festivalgoers to stay home amid extreme bushfire risk
Despite the warning from the CFA, the festival has not been formally cancelled. ⌘ Read more
Pro-Palestinian protester attacks portrait of key figure in Israel’s foundation
Lord Balfour was one of the chief supporters of creating a Jewish homeland in Palestine, cemented by the Balfour Declaration of 1917, which gave British backing to the movement. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Australia all out with a lead of 94 in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Over-tourism: Kyoto’s historic geisha district imposes no-go areas for sightseers
From next month, visitors to the city’s historic Gion district will be banned from certain streets after a surge in harassment. ⌘ Read more
All-time great catch denies Labuschagne century
Glenn Phillips has taken an all-time great catch to remove Marnus Labuschagne just 10 runs short of a Test century. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, March 8, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Wicked’s extravagance is a sight to behold in this return to Oz
After nine years, the fanfare and pomp of Broadway blockbuster Wicked is back in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Mundine unloads on “underperforming” Latrell Mitchell
The Spencer Leniu racism row has sparked a new feud, between two of the country’s most celebrated Indigenous athletes. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Ballarat community hold vigil for Samantha Murphy
The Ballarat community has gathered at a vigil to mourn Victorian mum Samantha Murphy. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Labuschagne puts Australia ahead
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Qld woman charged with murder of baby in 2011
Paramedics were called to a Redland Bay property in 2011 on reports that a baby girl was not breathing. She later died in hospital. ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump posts $US91.6 million bond for E. Jean Carroll’s defamation verdict
Trump previously argued he shouldn’t have to post any security because Carroll was sufficiently protected, but Carroll said this boiled down to Trump saying “trust me”. ⌘ Read more
‘The fans are actually going to like me now’: Why this Tiger is reborn
Adem Yze has not conducted a root-and-branch overhaul at Richmond, but his changes are noticeable, especially when it comes to this particular tall. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand v Australia in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand v Australia in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Meghan Markle recalls hate she got when pregnant
Meghan Markle recalled the bullying she received when she was pregnant with Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand v Australia in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane bus crash: What we know so far
An 18-year-old woman has died after being pinned against a wall by a council bus that mounted a busy footpath during peak hour on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand v Australia in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Rugby Australia has lost the Wallabies dressing room, but there is hope
The review into the Wallabies’ disastrous 2023 season was typically vague and heavy on jargon, but some of the right steps had already been taken before its release. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand v Australia in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
Two women die in alleged police shooting incident
Two women have died after an alleged assault developed into a police shooting in Melbourne's north east. ⌘ Read more
Young woman dies after Brisbane bus crash
A young woman has died after being hit by a bus and pinned to a building in Brisbane's CBD. ⌘ Read more
It’s the year of the artisan bakery, and these are the new classic pastries worth queuing for
Bakeries are hotter than ever - thanks to chefs seeking a career change and diners seeking a treat without a hefty price tag. Here’s what’s hot out of the oven. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand v Australia in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
On a hot mic, Biden predicts ‘come to Jesus’ meeting with Netanyahu over Gaza
Biden was recorded making the comment after his State of the Union speech in what appeared to be a further sign of his frustration at dealing with Netanyahu. ⌘ Read more
‘Heartbreaking’: Woman dies after bus hits busy CBD footpath
A Brisbane bus driver is believed to have suffered a medical episode before mounting the kerb at peak hour. Some pedestrians were unable to get out of the way. ⌘ Read more
Magnitude 3.6 earthquake hits Sydney’s west
Thousands in Sydney's west have been woken by a 3.6 magnitude earthquake. ⌘ Read more
Young woman dies after Brisbane bus crash
A young woman has died after being hit by a bus and pinned to a building in Brisbane's CBD. ⌘ Read more
Woman allegedly smashes into post office
A pedestrian was nearly hit by a woman allegedly seven times over the legal blood alcohol limit before she crashed into a post office. ⌘ Read more
Two women die in alleged police shooting incident
Two women have died after an alleged assault developed into a police shooting in Melbourne's north east. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: New Zealand v Australia in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
McKenzie carves up Brumbies
Damian McKenzie carves up the Brumbies as the Chiefs take control in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday, March 9
National weather forecast for Saturday, March 2 ⌘ Read more
Guanyu crashes out of practice
Zhou Guanyu suffered a high-speed crash late in final practice, and his team was unable to repair the car in time to set a lap in qualifying. ⌘ Read more
Young woman dies after Brisbane bus crash
A young woman has died after being hit by a bus and pinned to a building in Brisbane's CBD. ⌘ Read more
Magnitude 3.6 earthquake hits Sydney’s west
Thousands in Sydney's west have been woken by a 3.6 magnitude earthquake. ⌘ Read more
Young woman dies after Brisbane bus crash
A young woman has died after being hit by bus and pinned to a building in Brisbane's CBD. ⌘ Read more
Two women die in alleged police shooting incident
Two women have died after an alleged assault developed into a police shooting in Melbourne's north east. ⌘ Read more
Piastri's lucky escape
Oscar Piastri brushed the wall during the first part of qualifying for the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix, and was lucky to not pick up any damage. ⌘ Read more