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Lynagh flattened by late hit
Tom Lynagh was absolutely flattened by Samipeni Finau's late tackle at Suncorp Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Desperate Giants up and going; veteran Ward injured in tackle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
McReight scores stunning Reds try
Fraser McReight scores a stunning Reds try to ignite the Suncorp Stadium crowd ⌘ Read more
Ioane breaks through Reds defence
Chiefs fullback Josh Ioane breaks through the Reds defence at Suncorp Stadium ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Desperate Giants up and going; veteran Ward injured in tackle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Desperate Giants up and going; veteran Ward injured in tackle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Touch of niggle with Giants edging Pies; Hardwick’s dashing start as Suns coach
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Touch of niggle with Giants edging Pies; Hardwick’s dashing start as Suns coach
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
McReight scores stunning Reds try
Fraser McReight scores a stunning Reds try to ignite the Suncorp Stadium crowd ⌘ Read more
'Rasta' lock's classic post-match chat
'Rasta' Chiefs lock Naitoa Ah Kuoi's classic post-match chat on Stan Sport. ⌘ Read more
Sloan kickstarts new era for Dragons
Tyrell Sloan has scored the first try of the new era at the Dragons under Shane Flanagan. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Touch of niggle with Giants edging Pies; Hardwick’s dashing start as Suns coach
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Touch of niggle with Giants edging Pies; Hardwick’s dashing start as Suns coach
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Touch of niggle with Giants edging Pies; Hardwick’s dashing start as Suns coach
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Ioane breaks through Reds defence
Chiefs fullback Josh Ioane breaks through the Reds defence at Suncorp Stadium ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Touch of niggle with Giants edging Pies; Hardwick’s dashing start as Suns coach
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Touch of niggle with Giants edging Pies; Hardwick’s dashing start as Suns coach
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Magpies open premiership defence against Giants; Hardwick wins with Suns
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Cranbrook School council in ongoing crisis talks
The new Acting Head of School Michele Marquet told parents she is “working to restore the harmony of our school” amid a series of “distressing” allegations. ⌘ Read more
‘Bring it on’: The plan to get SUVs, monster utes off Sydney’s roads
Paris residents voted to triple parking fees for big cars. Should Sydney do the same to make its streets safer? ⌘ Read more
So, who doesn’t have an opinion on the Sam Kerr allegation?**
Readers have opinions about the Sam Kerr allegation, and that includes opinions on those who have opinions on the issue. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Magpies open premiership defence against Giants; Hardwick wins with Suns
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Magpies open premiership defence against Giants; Hardwick wins with Suns
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs capitalise on Eels' error
Blake Wilson got the Bulldogs on the board after scoring in the corner. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Magpies open premiership defence against Giants; Hardwick wins with Suns
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Lull in Ballarat after Samantha Murphy’s accused murderer charged
As temperatures soared across the state, there was a stillness in Ballarat after Patrick Stephenson’s arrest for the alleged murder of the 51-year-old mother of three. ⌘ Read more
‘It stings’: How Edmed dealt with heartbreaking missed penalty kick after the siren
Waratahs No.10 Tane Edmed feels terrible after missing a match-winning kick against the Highlanders but has vowed to take it in his stride. ⌘ Read more
How Panthers got back in the black after losing $50m in 10 years
Penrith have been the NRL’s dominant club on the field in the last four years - and that success has helped them become a financial powerhouse off it. ⌘ Read more
Hardwick’s grand arrival: Gold Coast tsunami swamps the Tigers
Gold Coast deserved the win, but Richmond coach Adem Yze can take heart that his team rallied after being embarrassed early. Damien Hardwick will just take the win. So should his players. ⌘ Read more
Heartbreak for Docherty with ACL injury
Sam Docherty has suffered his third ACL injury, going down in an innocuous tackle against Brisbane on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Magpies open premiership defence against Giants; Hardwick wins with Suns
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Naholo shreds Blues defenders
Kini Naholo shreds several Blues defenders to set up a Hurricanes try to Riley Higgins. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Eels v Bulldogs - Round 1
Parramatta Eels host the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs in Round 1 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Commbank Stadium, Parramatta. ⌘ Read more
“I was almost brought to tears’: Navigating Tokyo’s hugely popular tourist attraction
Part museum, part art installation and part amusement park – as one of Tokyo’s most popular attractions, it pays to know before you go to teamLab Planets. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Magpies open premiership defence against Giants; Hardwick wins with Suns
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
How the Birdman Rally became a cult Melbourne event
The quirky Moomba event – in which amateur aviators fling themselves off a platform on the Yarra – boasts a venerable history of lunacy. But Melbourne wasn’t the first city to dive in. ⌘ Read more
Council could slug ‘truckzillas’, utes and SUVs with higher parking fees
Yarra City Council is being asked to discourage large and heavy, including “proportionate parking fees based on a vehicle’s size”. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane nurse sacked over vaccine mandate
A Brisbane nurse has been sacked as punishment for not following a now-scrapped vaccine mandate. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate large-scale hooning event in Queensland
Police are investigating reports of an out-of-control, large-scale hooning event in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
‘Vital’ 33-year first completes historic eight-day bonanza in Brisbane
A historic contest, the first in 33-years of its kind, will return to Brisbane, completing one of the most jam-packed weeks of sport this year in the city. ⌘ Read more
Tributes for 18-year-old who died after bus crash
People from across Brisbane have paid tribute to the 18-year-old girl who died after a tragic bus crash in the CBD last night. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Magpies open premiership defence against Giants; Hardwick wins with Suns
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick era begins with a Suns win over Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
South Australians swelter through autumn heatwave
South Australians have sweltered through a scorching autumn heatwave. ⌘ Read more
Large beached whale draws a crowd in Adelaide
A large beached whale has drawn a crowd in the Adelaide suburb of Glenelg. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick era begins with a Suns win over Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Little-known government program offers free internet
Thousands more Australian families could get free internet at home through a little-known federal government program. ⌘ Read more
Historic London building opens for first time in more than a century
For the first time in more than a century, one of London's most opulent and historic buildings has opened its doors to the public. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick era begins with a Suns win over Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
‘I apologise to Sam’: Craig Foster’s 180-degree turn on Kerr saga
Craig Foster had urged Football Australia to strip Sam Kerr of the Matildas’ captaincy if the charges were proven, to make a strong stand against racism. But he has had a change of heart. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick era begins with a Suns win over Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Woman’s body found in wheelie bin outside Geelong
Police are investigating after the body of a woman was reportedly found in a wheelie bin near Winchelsea this afternoon. ⌘ Read more
New claims about man charged with Murphy murder
There are new claims regarding the man charged with murdering Victorian mother Samantha Murphy. ⌘ Read more
Woman’s body found inside wheelie bin
Police have found a woman's body inside a wheelie bin on an isolated road outside Geelong in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: 50m penalty helps Suns as Tigers attempt last term comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Pilot and passenger escape plane crash
A pilot and his passenger have avoided serious injury after their vintage plane crashed at Shellharbour Airport, south of Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: 50m penalty helps Suns as Tigers attempt last term comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Five people feared dead in humanitarian aid drop
Humanitarian aid drops into Gaza have turned deadly with the Hamas-run Health Ministry claiming five people were killed after a parachute failed to open. ⌘ Read more
Thousands rattled by earthquake in Sydney
Thousands of residents across western Sydney were rattled by an earthquake, which was felt as far away as Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Festival chaos across Victoria amid extreme heat and bushfire warning
The Moomba Parade has been cancelled due to forecast severe heat, as drama engulfs a camping arts festival in regional Victoria that is proceeding despite an extreme fire warning. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: 50m penalty helps Suns as Tigers attempt last term comeback; Docherty ruptures ACL
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
‘Absolutely stunning person to everyone’: Tia Cameron remembered after fatal bus crash
Investigators will spend the weekend piecing together how a Brisbane City Council bus mounted a footpath during peak hour, killing an 18-year-old girl, who had just left a beauty salon moments before. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers fightback after Suns hot start; Carlton heartbreak as Docherty ruptures ACL
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers fightback after Suns hot start; Carlton heartbreak as Docherty ruptures ACL
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Ho on hand as another Legend is born in Randwick Guineas
Owner Bon Ho won The Everest watching from home in Hong Kong but he was trackside for his greatest racing moment at Randwick on Saturday as Celestial Legend became classic winner. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers fightback after Suns hot start; Carlton heartbreak as Docherty ruptures ACL
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, March 10, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers fightback after Suns hot start; Carlton heartbreak as Docherty ruptures ACL
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Harper beats dead-ball line to score
Morgan Harper won the foot race against his opposition and the dead-ball line to open the scoring for Parramatta. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Harper hands Eels early lead, new-look Bulldogs under pressure
Rival coaches Brad Arthur and Cameron Ciraldo will both want solid starts to the season after forgettable campaigns last year. Follow all the action from CommBank Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Blues blow: Veteran Sam Docherty ruptures ACL
Carlton veteran Sam Docherty faces yet another test of his already remarkable resilience, his 2024 campaign over after rupturing his anterior cruciate ligament against Brisbane on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers fightback after Suns hot start; Carlton heartbreak as Docherty ruptures ACL
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers fightback after Suns hot start; Carlton heartbreak as Docherty ruptures ACL
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
‘He’s owned it’: JWH backs Leniu as Jennings targets NRL return with Roosters
Jared Waerea-Hargreaves will return from suspension just as his fellow enforcer prepares to serve a lengthy ban of his own, while Michael Jennings was back after a three-year drug ban. ⌘ Read more
Perfect preparation gives trainer Super Extreme confidence level
Trainer Cameron Crockett says he could not have scripted Super Extreme’s path into the $150,000 Newhaven Park Hunter & North West Country Championships (1400m) at Tamworth any better if he had his time over. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tamworth on Sunday
Everything you need to know to find a winner at the eight-race meeting. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Suns kick eight straight goals as Yze’s Tigers struggle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Harper hands Eels early lead, new-look Bulldogs under pressure
Rival coaches Brad Arthur and Cameron Ciraldo will both want solid starts to the season after forgettable campaigns last year. Follow all the action from CommBank Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Madonna and Minogue duet on International Women’s Day
The two stars performed a duet of Gloria Gaynor’s 1978 anthem I Will Survive as well as Minogue’s 2021 hit Can’t Get You Out of My Head. ⌘ Read more
Festival chaos across Victoria amid extreme heat and bushfire warning
The Moomba Parade has been cancelled due to forecast severe heat, as drama engulfs a camping arts festival in regional Victoria that is proceeding despite an extreme fire warning. ⌘ Read more
Slick Hurricanes cross out wide
The slick Hurricanes cross out wide with Josh Moorby scoring against the Blues ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Harper hands Eels early lead, new-look Bulldogs under pressure
Rival coaches Brad Arthur and Cameron Ciraldo will both want solid starts to the season after forgettable campaigns last year. Follow all the action from CommBank Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Tributes for 18-year-old who died after bus crash
People from across Brisbane have paid tribute to the 18-year-old girl who died after a tragic bus crash in the CBD last night. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Early pressure for new-look Bulldogs after fumble from Taaffe
Rival coaches Brad Arthur and Cameron Ciraldo will both want solid starts to the season after forgettable campaigns last year. Follow all the action from CommBank Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Suns kick eight straight goals as Yze’s Tigers struggle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Parramatta Eels v Canterbury Bulldogs
Rival coaches Brad Arthur and Cameron Ciraldo will both want solid starts to the season after forgettable campaigns last year. Follow all the action from CommBank Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Suns kick eight straight goals as Yze’s Tigers struggle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day two LIVE: Stumps: New Zealand scrap to 40-run lead in Christchurch
Marnus Labuschagne and Nathan Lyon return to the crease with the tourists aiming for a decisive lead despite losing some key wickets late on the first day. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Suns kick eight straight goals as Yze’s Tigers struggle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Suns kick eight straight goals as Yze’s Tigers struggle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Suns kick eight straight goals as Yze’s Tigers struggle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Suns kick eight straight goals as Yze’s Tigers struggle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Parramatta Eels v Canterbury Bulldogs
Rival coaches Brad Arthur and Cameron Ciraldo will both want solid starts to the season after forgettable campaigns last year. Follow all the action from CommBank Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Vintage biplane lands upside-down at NSW airport
A pilot and passenger escaped without significant injuries after a vintage plane crash landed at Shellharbour Airport. ⌘ Read more
Barrett's 100th game ends in nightmare
Jordie Barrett's 100th game for the Hurricanes ends in a nightmare as he cops a red card. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Hardwick feeling the nerves as Suns era begins against Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 1 LIVE: Parramatta Eels v Canterbury Bulldogs
Rival coaches Brad Arthur and Cameron Ciraldo will both want solid starts to the season after forgettable campaigns last year. Follow all the action from CommBank Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Coburg house clears price range with one bid, sells for $850,000 at auction
Young couples vying for the Berry Street home didn’t mess around – the first bid was $20,000 more than top of the quoted price range. ⌘ Read more