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Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand rocket into favouritism after one-sided session in Christchurch
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Addo-Carr cleared of broken collarbone, could return for round three
The Bulldogs star couldn’t even raise his arm after an early collision in Saturday’s clash with the Eels. But scans have revealed positive news. ⌘ Read more
Police cars attacked as Logan car meet spins out of control
Police car panels were kicked in and a window was smashed when 350 people turned out to see a YouTuber, while in Stafford, an alleged home invader was stabbed in the chest. ⌘ Read more
It’s greatest season ever by any moguls skier ... and she’s an Australian
Olympic gold medallist Jakara Anthony has claimed a record 13th gold medal in the most dominant World Cup season ever seen. ⌘ Read more
Force fall short after strong start against Brumbies
The Western Force have wasted a strong first half and a 14-point lead to fall to the Brumbies in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Sweden latest to resume UNWRA funding after October 7 allegations
The reversal came as a ship bearing tons of humanitarian aid was preparing to leave Cyprus for Gaza after international donors launched a sea aid corridor. ⌘ Read more
Lynagh scores try on Italy debut
Louis Lynagh scores a try on his Italy debut in the Six Nations upset win against Scotland ⌘ Read more
Tino charged for shot on Dragons winger
Tino Fa'asuamaleaui has been charged for a shot on Dragons winger Mikaele Ravalawa. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand rocket into favouritism after one-sided session in Christchurch
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Six Nations coaches fire up at halftime
Six Nations coaches Andy Farrell and Steve Borthwick fire up at halftime of the Ireland vs England clash ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Ravindra brings up half century after early Cummins strike
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Smith slots game winner for England
Marcus Smith slots the Six Nations game winner for England against Ireland in London ⌘ Read more
Irish voters reject push to overhaul references to women, family in constitution
Voters in Ireland have delivered “two wallops” to proposals to remove language about women’s duties being in the home and broaden the definition of family beyond marriage from the country’s constitution. ⌘ Read more
Police appeal for help to find missing 12-year-old boy
Huseein Al Mansoory, who lives with down syndrome, was last seen in Auburn in Sydney’s west. ⌘ Read more
Victorians brace for day two of year’s worst heatwave
Relief from the heat is not expected to arrive until Tuesday as outdoor events across Victoria are cancelled and the state remains on high alert for bushfires. ⌘ Read more
Jakara Anthony shreds in Kazakhstan
Australia's Jakara Anthony defeated American Jaelin Kauf to clinch her 13th win of the season. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Ravindra brings up half century after early Cummins strike
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins strikes early on day three after excellent review
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins strikes early on day three after excellent review
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
What to expect from Melbourne’s sweltering long weekend
Relief from the heat is not expected to arrive until Tuesday as outdoor events across Victoria are cancelled and the state remains on high alert for bushfires. ⌘ Read more
Addo-Carr suffers shoulder injury
Bulldogs star Josh Addo-Carr will undergo scans for a shoulder injury. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins strikes early on day three after excellent review
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Is Kmart fashion? This front row doesn’t care
Affordable fashion has infiltrated the runway at a once prestigious fashion festival – and it’s like a television commercial come to life. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins strikes early on day three after excellent review
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins strikes early on day one after excellent review
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Killer of mother found in wheelie bin may have fled abroad, police say
Friends of Point Cook woman Chaithanya ‘Swetha’ Madhagani said her dignity had been stolen by the horrific circumstances of her death. ⌘ Read more
Kris Leach has never made a tackle. Now he’s ready to tackle the NRL
Four American athletes shone at the NRL combine in Las Vegas and won a shot at making the unlikely switch to rugby league. For Kris Leach, there is a sizeable obstacle to overcome. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand fight hard for second innings lead
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand fight hard for second innings lead
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand fight hard for second innings lead
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Portrait of the artist, and his portrait of Sydney life
Michael Kelly is a landscape artist who’s kept sketchbooks of what he’s seen, studied, and where he’s lived. Many will be on show at the State Library of NSW. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand fight hard for second innings lead
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand fight hard for second innings lead
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand fight hard for second innings lead
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Ricciardo's 'odd' Saudi spin
Daniel Ricciardo endured a race to forget in Saudi Arabia, which was capped by a bizarre spin in the closing stages. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday March 10
National weather forecast for Sunday March 10. ⌘ Read more
Police continue the search for Samantha Murphy's body
Samantha murphy's accused killer is showing no signs of cooperation for days after he was charged with the Ballarat mother's murder. ⌘ Read more
Irish voters reject push to overhaul references to women, family in constitution
Voters in Ireland have delivered “two wallops” to proposals to remove language about women’s duties being in the home and broaden the definition of family beyond marriage from the country’s constitution. ⌘ Read more
One dead after serious crash in Victoria
A woman has died and two other people have been injured after a serious crash in Victoria overnight. ⌘ Read more
Mayhem in Sydney amid multiple police pursuits
Mayhem has unfolded across the city's south west following two separate police pursuits. ⌘ Read more
Footy greats accused of vile racist attacks
AFL players have launched an explosive class action lawsuit, with former North Melbourne players alleging vile and systemic racism. ⌘ Read more
Southern states suffer through heatwave
Australia's southern states are currently suffering through a heatwave, with the scorcher not over yet. ⌘ Read more
Bearman stars on F1 debut
Oliver Bearman finished a stunning seventh in the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix, on his F1 debut for Ferrari. ⌘ Read more
Stroll crash brings out safety car
A crash for Lance Stroll brought out the safety car early in the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix. ⌘ Read more
The women who made motherhood easier
In the 1950s, nurses in hospitals and out in the community gave first-time mothers invaluable support – and much-needed rest. ⌘ Read more
Addo-Carr suffered a suspected broken collarbone. This is why he kept playing for 33 minutes
The Bulldogs star couldn’t even raise his arm after an early collision in Saturday’s clash with the Eels. But he was determined to stay on the field until half-time. ⌘ Read more
Sunday Age sport quiz: Alex de Minaur’s chance to boast and the AFL club with a NZ connection
Challenge yourself with our sports quiz, a mix of questions about the latest in world and local sport, and the big events in sporting history. ⌘ Read more
‘Be a whistleblower’: Plea from V’landys as 97 per cent of club bosses say teams are cheating
Only 3 per cent of NRL clubs believe rival teams aren’t facilitating illegal third-party deals for players. The club bosses have their say in part two of our annual poll. ⌘ Read more
Why Siri’s Stepford Wife vibe should have us worried
Siri and friends perpetuate damaging gender stereotypes: hostess, maid, secretary, muse, consort. ⌘ Read more
The ‘unique’ ABC show catering to the neurodiverse
Factual series Fizzy and Suds is a new form of early childhood entertainment that taps into divergent thinking. ⌘ Read more
$90 million nuptials: How much is too much to spend on a wedding?**
Last week, a $90 million wedding bash captivated people on social media. But spending too much on your big day can leave you with a lifetime of debt. ⌘ Read more
Just Afterpay it? If you buy now, you might pay later
Buy now, pay later services can seem like a good deal on the surface, but can be problematic if used improperly. ⌘ Read more
‘No 7am starts’: The GP who consults patients with his dog at his feet
As a Telehealth GP, Dr Hugh O’Sullivan lauds the increased flexibility in being able to work from home. ⌘ Read more
I took time off to raise my kids. How do I get my super back on track?**
When topping up your superannuation, think about how much are you prepared to sacrifice now, for that extra level of financial security later in life? ⌘ Read more
Reuben Kaye: ‘Women have always been a safe place for me’**
The comedian best known for his drag cabaret shows on the most important women in his life. ⌘ Read more
This chef owns over 100 sneakers: ‘I buy the rarer stuff’**
“The foam crumbles if you don’t wear them,” says Mitch Orr, head chef of Sydney’s Kiln restaurant. ⌘ Read more
After my brother died, one of the most simple ‘death admin’ tasks was the hardest
On my to-do list sits one job that’s been there for months and hasn’t been ticked off. ⌘ Read more
Olivia Colman: ‘I never wanted fame. It’s the downside to a job I love’**
She’s portrayed the most famous woman in the world, but being a celebrity herself was not something she ever imagined. ⌘ Read more
The March 10 Edition
Actor Olivia Colman talks with writer Michael Idato. Down-to-earth and loves to throw around a swear word or two, she’s about to shine yet again in a new movie. ⌘ Read more
Who cares if stripes make you look bigger or smaller? They are chic and that’s enough
Stick to this timeless pattern for an effortless trans-seasonal look. ⌘ Read more
Freemason halls brought members together, now they’re tearing the organisation apart
Expulsions and conflict have beset the secretive order as it looks for a way to survive amid diving membership. ⌘ Read more
At 17, I started pulling out my hair. I thought I was the only one who did it
My secret habit gave me a sense of comfort. ⌘ Read more
Tattoos are forever even if friendships aren’t. I’m OK with that
My first tattoo suggested I was a pawn of a conglomerate. But that hasn’t stopped me from trying again. ⌘ Read more
The Sydney suburbs where one compromise can make home owners the most cash
Home owners across dozens of suburbs could be left with more than $1.5 million to spare if they downgraded from a house to an apartment. ⌘ Read more
A ginger shot to start the day: How this NBL player prepares for training
Denzel Valentine has Greek mango yoghurt to help him last through weights and practice. ⌘ Read more
Add some retro pieces to your home for a vintage aesthetic
Combining timeless design alongside new classics creates personality-filled spaces. ⌘ Read more
In the shadow of roadworks, preserving the last remaining billabongs in Melbourne
Major projects like the North East Link have altered the landscape while introduced species such as foxes, carp and deer continue to harm complex ecosystems. ⌘ Read more
Pisces: This week you will be in the spotlight, make the most of it
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
Arctic-white teeth shine all over our TVs. But is the veneer trend doomed?**
Many patients who are getting “re-dos” and others are regretting going down the path in the first place. ⌘ Read more
When it comes to parenthood indecision, loved ones don’t always hold the answer
For Claire, seeking out trusted friends and family often left her feeling judged for even questioning the decision at all. ⌘ Read more
US, French military shoot down Houthi drones after attack on carrier, warships
American shoots down dozens of drones in the Red Sea on Saturday after Yemen’s Iran-aligned Houthis targeted bulk carrier and US destroyers. ⌘ Read more
Magpies swept away by Orange Tsunami in Mason Cox’s petting zoo
After this game, the Magpies title defence has become just that bit harder, and we’re not even in round one yet. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, March 10
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Carey’s missteps put Australians under pressure
Alex Carey’s drop of Tom Latham in the final 15 minutes of play ended a day that placed the wicketkeeper in sharp focus. ⌘ Read more
As it happened AFL 2024 opening round: Giants take down Collingwood; Hardwick’s Suns beat Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
As it happened AFL 2024 opening round: Giants take down Collingwood; Hardwick’s Suns beat Tigers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Giant wake-up - Jolt for Collingwood after humbling opening round loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Giant wake-up - Jolt for Collingwood after humbling opening round loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Giant wake-up - Jolt for Collingwood after humbling opening round loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Best in years? Four things we learned from Reds’ shocking upset
A Wallabies’ winger showcased the game-breaking ability that made him an NRL star, while the rise of two young men could keep a veteran on the outer. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Giant wake-up - Jolt for Collingwood after humbling opening round loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Giant wake-up - Jolt for Collingwood after humbling opening round loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Giant wake-up - Jolt for Collingwood after humbling opening round loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Collingwood falls further behind as red-hot Giants run wild
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Collingwood falls further behind as red-hot Giants run wild
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Collingwood falls further behind as red-hot Giants run wild
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Collingwood falls further behind as red-hot Giants run wild
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Collingwood falls further behind as red-hot Giants run wild
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Three dead, five injured in string of crashes in WA
Three people are dead and five people have been taken to hospital in a string of crashes in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Tradie troubles spark app idea for former AFL footballer
Former AFL footballer Clint Bartram has developed a new app to restore confidence in the construction industry. ⌘ Read more
Hope for one of Australia’s most critically endangered animals
The Gilbert’s potoroo, one of Australia’s most critically endangered animals, is making a comeback thanks to researchers in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Heroic Reds withstand 23 phases
The heroic Reds withstand 23 phases of Chiefs attack to win at Suncorp Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Titans v Dragons - Round 1
Gold Coast Titans host the St.George Illawarra Dragons in Round 1 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Desperate Giants up and going; veteran Ward injured in tackle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Desperate Giants up and going; veteran Ward injured in tackle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Three dead, five injured in string of crashes in WA
Three people are dead and five people have been taken to hospital in a string of crashes in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Desperate Giants up and going; veteran Ward injured in tackle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 opening round LIVE updates: Desperate Giants up and going; veteran Ward injured in tackle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Suns host the Tigers and the Giants face the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
Blues blow: Veteran Sam Docherty ruptures ACL
Carlton veteran Sam Docherty faces yet another test of his already remarkable resilience, his 2024 campaign over after rupturing his anterior cruciate ligament against the Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
Flanagan Jr. crosses in Red V debut
Kyle Flanagan put a smile on father Shane's face after scoring for the Dragons. ⌘ Read more