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Origin star leaves field with injury
Tom Gilbert had to be assisted off against the Warriors after appearing to hurt his knee. ⌘ Read more
Dozens treated in hospital amid heatwave
South Australia's heatwave is taking its toll, with health authorities confirming dozens of people have been hospitalised for heat-related illnesses. ⌘ Read more
Family of police officer killed in line of duty denied compensation
State laws are denying the family of shot police officer Jason Doig hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation. ⌘ Read more
Tram workers attacked on Gold Coast
Two tram workers have been attacked on the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Car makers must act on ‘truckzilla’ emissions
The row over vehicle emission caps continues among the government, the opposition and lobby groups, but readers write that we need more encouragement of drivers to buy electric and hybrid vehicles. ⌘ Read more
Grandmother’s campaign after death of grandson
A Melbourne woman who lost her grandson to an accident involving a blind cord is using her heartbreak to save the lives of other children. ⌘ Read more
Pitch festival cancelled, reveller dies as state’s heatwave drags on
Relief from the heat is not expected to arrive until Tuesday as outdoor events across Victoria are cancelled and the state remains on high alert for bushfires. ⌘ Read more
Harry Potter and James Bond in concert: Things to do in Brisbane this week
World Science Festival, the St Patrick’s Day Parade and The Streets are other highlights of the week in entertainment. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after suspected drug overdose
It's believed a man has died after he suffered a suspected drug overdose at the Pitch festival in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
‘Aspirational mundanity’: Inside the new TikTok trend with 150 billion views
Influencers like Alix Earle have turned their morning routines into multi-million incomes thanks to the power of the GRWM video. Here’s why we can’t look away. ⌘ Read more
Football match abandoned after brawl
A suburban football match has descended into chaos after a wild brawl broke out among rival teams in Melbourne's east. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate after woman’s body found in wheelie bin in Victoria
Devastated friends have paid tribute to a young Point Cook mother whose body was found in a wheelie bin on a rural road. ⌘ Read more
One of premier’s unions behind fresh push for more cost-of-living help
Ahead of an election-year budget, a new union-linked group is questioning the Qld government’s commitment to cost-of-living help – and urging people to join the fight. ⌘ Read more
Doctors back ban on suntan oil ads luring TikTok, Instagram users
Australian Medical Association president Steve Robson said he had thought the country had matured past the era of extreme sun exposure. ⌘ Read more
‘Excellent speech’: NZ prime minister backs Penny Wong in Keating spat
New Zealand’s new prime minister, Christopher Luxon, says he fully supports Foreign Minister Penny Wong’s warnings about the risk of conflict in the Indo-Pacific. ⌘ Read more
Another cruel Gilbert blow: Four things we learnt from Dolphins’ defeat to Cowboys
News that injured Dolphins star Tom Gilbert has suffered a massive setback in his recovery has compounded his side’s shocking start to 2024. ⌘ Read more
Dragons chase Wallabies star as club sets date for Lomax exit talks
St George Illawarra have opened discussions with Jordan Petaia’s management about the Wallabies star switching to league next season, potentially as a replacement for Zac Lomax. ⌘ Read more
Oppenheimer expected to sweep Oscars
The finishing touches are being put to the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles ready for the Oscars. ⌘ Read more
Motorists from Sydney’s outer suburbs to save more from new fuel efficiency standards
Under the Albanese government's policy, car manufacturers would have to offset heavy-emitting vehicles with more fuel efficient options or electric vehicles. ⌘ Read more
Supplies head to Gaza
The first maritime aid shipment could soon reach Gaza, as a vessel laden with supplies is preparing to leave Cyprus. ⌘ Read more
Birdman from the underground takes to the skies at Moomba
Having fun and raising money for charity were the aims of entrants in a sweltering Moomba Birdman Rally. ⌘ Read more
Second sinkhole opens up in Sydney’s south
Crews have spent the day filling in a second sinkhole that has halted tunnelling work on the M6 in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Man assaulted outside Sydney house party
A man in his 20s has undergone surgery after his skull was fractured in an assault in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
Desperate search for boy, 12, missing for more than a day in Sydney
An increasingly desperate search involving Police and the SES has failed to find 12-year-old Hussein Al Mansoory, who has autism and is non-verbal. ⌘ Read more
Man tasered by police after crashing into three vehicles
A man is facing 22 charges following an alleged police pursuit in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Mason Cox asked to please explain ‘bizarre’ warm-up clash with Giants
Collingwood’s Mason Cox had a quiet match on Saturday night but still found himself in the headlines because of a pre-match incident. Now the AFL wants the ruckman to explain his actions. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Dolphins v Cowboys - Round 1
The Dolphins take on North Queensland Cowboys in Round 1 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Cranbrook to hold ‘independent’ review into scandal
Embattled private boys’ school Cranbrook is set to announce an independent review into the scandal that forced out its high-profile headmaster Nicholas Sampson. ⌘ Read more
Dragons chase Wallabies star as club sets date for Lomax exit talks
St George Illawarra have opened discussions with Jordan Petaia’s management about the Wallabies star switching to league next season, potentially as a replacement for Zac Lomax. ⌘ Read more
NRL transfer hub: Panthers re-sign Izack Tago to new $3 million deal
Tago is about to put pen to paper on a $3 million extension with the three-time reigning champions, making him one of the highest-paid centres in the competition. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, March 11, 2024
World of photos, March 11, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Portelli keen on Orange takeover with four big chances
Warwick Farm horseman Gary Portelli has four strong chances in Orange on Monday, starting with Takeover Artist. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Orange on Monday
All you need to know to pick a winner or two in Monday’s NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
'That's a gee up': JT astonished by penalty try
The Cowboys were a beneficiary of the Bunker's call but a club legend didn't agree. ⌘ Read more
Fred Again fans endure ‘nightmare’ waits for Gold Coast gig
Poor transport and “confusing” set lists left some fans disappointed by aspects of Saturday night’s pop-up gig by the English producer. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s top-order batting decline puts New Zealand in box seat
Australia’s Test batting has been on the slide since midway through the Ashes, and the rejig that followed David Warner’s retirement has not worked ⌘ Read more
GWS unimpressed with Mason Cox antics
Brent Daniels says he and GWS teammates were confused by Collingwood' Mason Cox's behaviour. ⌘ Read more
Hammer's error continues Dolphins 'nightmare'
A costly decision to kick from Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow set up the Cowboys first try after half-time. ⌘ Read more
Dragons chasing Wallabies star with Lomax deadline set
The Dragons are in the market for Jordan Petaia and have confirmed they'll hold talks with Zac Lomax over his future. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three as it happened: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
A top-order collapse from Australia has put New Zealand on the brink of victory in Christchurch. Here’s what transpired on an eventful day three. ⌘ Read more
Australia poised to resume UNRWA funding after October 7 allegations
Australia appears ready to join like-minded countries in resuming funding to the UN’s main provider of humanitarian aid in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Pitch festival goers scramble to leave bush as Victoria sweats through year’s worst heatwave
Relief from the heat is not expected to arrive until Tuesday as outdoor events across Victoria are cancelled and the state remains on high alert for bushfires. ⌘ Read more
Laybutt sets up Cowboys veteran
Kyle Laybutt continued to torment the Dolphins, setting up Kyle Feldt for a try. ⌘ Read more
Australia poised to resume UNRWA funding after October 7 allegations
Australia appears ready to join like-minded countries in resuming funding to the UN’s main provider of humanitarian aid in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Search for missing boy in Sydney's west
A search is underway for a 12-year-old boy with autism and down's syndrome who ran from his parents in Auburn in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry sing Happy Birthday on visit to school shooting victim's family
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Meghan and Harry visited the family of a school shooting in Uvalde, Texas - and sang Happy Birthday to them. ⌘ Read more
The only place my son would tell me about the sex lives of Bonobo Monkeys
Though seemingly small and insignificant, our daily seven-minute windows of car conversation changed how we see each other, and Bonobo monkeys. ⌘ Read more
Flegler scores in Dolphins debut
Tom Flegler has barged over to score a try in his debut for the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Cowboys young gun dazzles with solo try
Cowboys young gun Zac Laybutt scored a brilliant solo try against the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Dragons chase Wallabies star as club sets date for Lomax exit talks
St George Illawarra have opened discussions with Jordan Petaia’s management about the Wallabies star switching to league next season, potentially as a replacement for Zac Lomax. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Start-up sector ‘a breeding ground’ for inappropriate behaviour
Investor Elaine Stead says she’s not done banging the drum about Australia’s ‘juvenile’ tech sector. ⌘ Read more
Southee's miracle catch removes Khawaja
Tim Southee produced a moment of brilliance to dismiss the Aussie opener. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Aussie rising star scores brutal UFC knockout
Australia's Jack Della Maddalena scored a brutal knockout win at UFC 299. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Smith fails again as Australia suffer major collapse in pursuit of 279 for victory
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Kiwis strike twice as Australia struggle in pursuit of 279
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Kookaburras champion backs Aussies for gold
Eddie Ockenden believes the Kookaburras are capable of winning gold at the Paris Olympics. ⌘ Read more
The 10-year-old boy who has become the face of starvation in Gaza
He was 10, but in photographs from his last days in Gaza, he looks both small for his age and at the same time ancient. By the next day, Yazan was dead. ⌘ Read more
Freddy opens up on NSW coaching exit
Brad Fittler has opened up on his exit from the NSW Blues coaching role. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Australia set 279 for victory after late New Zealand collapse
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Australia set 279 for victory after late New Zealand collapse
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Teens allegedly caught speeding 71km/h over limit after car crash
Two teens were allegedly caught speeding at 71 kilometres over the limit in Perth on the same night another driver allegedly flipped his car, injuring his passenger. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Australia set 279 for victory after late New Zealand collapse
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand build healthy second innings lead as Lyon strikes twice
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins gets key breakthrough as Australia pick up three quick wickets
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
‘They should be in trouble’: Latrell’s Leniu comments raise ire but Souths back Mitchell
Brad Fittler says rival players are jeopardising the judiciary process by commenting on Spencer Leniu’s, but South Sydney are backing Latrell Mitchell to keep speaking out. ⌘ Read more
Addo-Carr cleared of broken collarbone, Moses given all clear
The Bulldogs star couldn’t even raise his arm after an early collision in Saturday’s clash with the Eels. But scans have revealed positive news. ⌘ Read more
AFL stars explain how to pronounce their names
Tristan Xerri and other AFL players explain how to pronounce their names. ⌘ Read more
‘Get it right’: The way you say our names matters, say AFL players
Is it “cherry”, “zerry” or “exerry”? North Melbourne’s Tristan Xerri, his mum and other AFL players explain how to pronounce their names. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins gets key breakthrough as Australia pick up three quick wickets
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins gets key breakthrough as Australia pick up three quick wickets
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
‘Extreme’ violence as knives, baseball bats used in Sydney brawl
A 20-year-old man has serious head injuries from assault that a detective says is “in one of the worst categories of assault I’ve seen in a long time”. ⌘ Read more
Gaslight a Victorian gothic museum piece with an inspired twist
This wrap of shows around Melbourne includes a menacing gothic drama, ’80s pop at the Palais with The Human League and The Streets’ commitment to crowd-surfing. ⌘ Read more
Fifteen bricks of ‘Scarface’ cocaine allegedly hidden in Sydney garage
Drummoyne man Michael Mato, 22, was allegedly carrying a brick of cocaine weighing more than a kilogram, branded with an image from Al Pacino’s 1983 film Scarface. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins gets key breakthrough as Australia pick up three quick wickets
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Teenage Bearman roars on F1 debut in Saudi Arabia
At just 18 years old, Oliver Bearman is accustomed to watching Formula One races, not driving in them. But when he got his chance, he made quite an impression. ⌘ Read more
Children in adult wards, 27-hour emergency waits: the mental health crisis in NSW
A coalition of mental health groups says NSW must follow Victoria and use a payroll tax to fund the sector, as under-resourced services struggle with increasing demand. ⌘ Read more
The alternative is awful, but not even conservatives should back Trump
There is no excuse for conservatives to turn a blind eye to the threat Donald Trump poses to values which they have always considered sacrosanct. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby rediscovers a magic ingredient - jeopardy
It is still early days, but the predictability that hurt the competition last year has all but evaporated in 2024. ⌘ Read more
Awful Green ball takes wicket
The first ball of Cameron Green's spell after lunch on day three was awful, yet it somehow managed to get Tom Blundell out. ⌘ Read more
Kangaroos great leads racism class action against AFL
Phil Krakouer is the lead plaintiff in a class action against the AFL that alleges more should have been done to protect him and abused players from racism when they were playing. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins gets key breakthrough as Australia pick up three quick wickets
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: Cummins gets key breakthrough as Australia pick up three quick wickets
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand rocket into favouritism after one-sided session in Christchurch
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Killer of mother found in wheelie bin may have fled abroad, police say
Friends of Point Cook woman Chaithanya ‘Swetha’ Madhagani said her dignity had been stolen by the horrific circumstances of her death. ⌘ Read more
Joey's dire warning for injured Storm star
Andrew Johns has delivered a dire warning to Storm superstar Cameron Munster as he battles through a groin injury. ⌘ Read more
Thurston calls for hard-line stance from NRL
Johnathan Thurston has called for a hard-line stance at the NRL judiciary ahead of Spencer Leniu's hearing for racial abuse. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand rocket into favouritism after one-sided session in Christchurch
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand rocket into favouritism after one-sided session in Christchurch
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
Second Test day three LIVE: New Zealand rocket into favouritism after one-sided session in Christchurch
New Zealand will start day three with eight wickets in the bank and a 40-run lead in the second Test. Follow along the live action from Christchurch. ⌘ Read more
‘Tell him he’s dreaming’: Labor blasts Coalition plan for nuclear power in a decade
The climate change minister said the Coalition’s energy policy crumbles like a “Sao in a blender” after it claimed Australia could have nuclear power in 10 years. ⌘ Read more
How a French warship hunted and destroyed a German submarine this week
Large NATO drills in the frigid fjords of northern Norway may be just war games, but they feel more real than ever for those taking part amid Russia’s war in Ukraine. ⌘ Read more