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Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
Search for missing 12-year-old boy enters third day
Police and NSW SES have yet to find a trace of missing Hussein Al Mansoory, who was last seen in the Auburn area on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: LNP’s bus system plans; Union push for cost-of-living help; Fred Again fans’ ‘nightmare’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
Pin misses chequered flag
F1 Academy driver Doriane Pin had a race win taken away after neglecting the chequered flag. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Cuts to tariffs to make common items cheaper; Travel allowance rules should change for MPs who own Canberra property
Scrapping tariffs on common items will lead to a drop in prices, a former senator wants travel allowance rules to change for MPs who own Canberra property and debate continues about fuel efficiency st ... ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
Raechelle Chase’s workout trailer
New Zealand fitness instructor Raechelle Chase is seen in this trailer to her DVD ‘In it to Win It’. ⌘ Read more
Two-way tolling on Harbour Bridge and Tunnel recommended by review
Two-way tolling on the Sydney Harbour Bridge and Tunnel, and the Eastern Distributor, are among key recommendations from a long-awaited review of the city’s motorway system. ⌘ Read more
Heatwave continues in Victoria and South Australia today
Large parts of Victoria and South Australia to swelter today in autumn heatwave. ⌘ Read more
Arrests in violent murder of woman, 96
Four people arrested after brutal murder of elderly US woman during home invasion in 2022. ⌘ Read more
Search to resume today for swimmer who went missing off popular Sydney beach
The man went missing after he was caught in a rip while swimming at Bronte Beach in eastern Sydney. ⌘ Read more
All the looks from the Oscars 2024 red carpet
The must-see red carpet fashion at the 96th Academy Awards. ⌘ Read more
Bargain Blue shows his worth and where to for the Tigers? Key takeouts from ‘round zero’**
It is never too early for storylines to develop in the AFL season, with the four games played in the new “round zero” delivering plenty of talking points as the 2024 football year kicked off. ⌘ Read more
New Zealand v Australia LIVE: Head, Marsh at the crease with 202 needed
New Zealand are in the box seat to level the series in Christchurch after another Australian top-order collapse. Join us for all the action as it happens. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Cuts to tariffs to make common items cheaper; Travel allowance rules should change for MPs who own Canberra property
Scrapping tariffs on common items will lead to a drop in prices, a former senator wants travel allowance rules to change for MPs who own Canberra property and debate continues about fuel efficiency st ... ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
Coach in strife for headbutting opponent
Lecce coach Roberto D’Aversa appeared to headbutt Hellas Verona striker Thomas Henry in Serie A. ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
Heatwave continues in Victoria and South Australia today
Large parts of Victoria and South Australia to swelter today in autumn heatwave. ⌘ Read more
Who’s the superpower here? Joe Biden is no match for Netanyahu
Netanyahu is defiant at every turn and Biden’s foreign policy has left the US looking increasingly like an enfeebled partner in this decades-long relationship. ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
Angela Chao, shipping boss, dies in Texas
Angela Chao, Mitch McConnell’s sister-in-law, died after her car got submerged in pond. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
Lloyd stunned by AFL racism allegations
AFL legend Matthew Lloyd was stunned to hear racism allegations levelled against former Essendon coach Kevin Sheedy. ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
Heatwave continues in Victoria and South Australia today
Large parts of Victoria and South Australia to swelter today in autumn heatwave. ⌘ Read more
Search to resume today for swimmer who went missing off popular Sydney beach
The man went missing after he was caught in a rip while swimming at Bronte Beach in eastern Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Monday March 11
National weather forecast for Monday March 11. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate man's death in Melbourne's east
Police investigate death of a man in Melbourne's east after reports of an argument. ⌘ Read more
Oscars 2024 LIVE updates: Who’s nominated and what to expect from the red carpet
The 96th Academy Awards are being held in Los Angeles today. Our coverage begins with a close look at what everyone there is wearing. ⌘ Read more
This grand, 800-year-old hotel overlooks one of the most beautiful cities in France
With so many centuries of history seeped into its walls, it’s practically a portal to the Middle Ages. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Cuts to tariffs to make common items cheaper; Travel allowance rules should change for MPs who own Canberra property
Scrapping tariffs on common items will lead to a drop in prices, a former senator wants travel allowance rules to change for MPs who own Canberra property and debate continues about fuel efficiency st ... ⌘ Read more
Scott McLaughlin makes it four-wide in frenetic IndyCar race start
In a frenetic start to the Grand Prix of St Petersburg, a divebomb by Scott McLaughlin made it four-wide into turn one. ⌘ Read more
Scott McLaughlin's Supercars-inspired pass for IndyCar podium
Scott McLaughlin put a pass on Colton Herta to get himself onto the IndyCar podium in the Grand Prix of St Petersburg in Florida. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Cuts to tariffs to make common items cheaper; Travel allowance rules should change for MPs who own Canberra property
Scrapping tariffs on common items will lead to a drop in prices, a former senator wants travel allowance rules to change for MPs who own Canberra property and debate continues about fuel efficiency st ... ⌘ Read more
Heatwave continues in Victoria and South Australia today
Large parts of Victoria and South Australia to swelter today in autumn heatwave. ⌘ Read more
How the lord mayoral candidates will fix Brisbane’s bus system
Faster journeys for 54 per cent of all bus commuters and similar-timed - but more frequent - trips for an additional 33 per cent are the by-product of using the electric-powered Brisbane Metro at five-minute intervals, the LNP says. ⌘ Read more
Search to resume today for swimmer who went missing off popular Sydney beach
The man went missing after he was caught in a rip while swimming at Bronte Beach in eastern Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Heatwave continues in Victoria and South Australia today
Large parts of Victoria and South Australia to swelter today in autumn heatwave. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Cuts to tariffs to make common items cheaper; Travel allowance rules should change for MPs who own Canberra property
Scrapping tariffs on common items will lead to a drop in prices, a former senator wants travel allowance rules to change for MPs who own Canberra property and debate continues about fuel efficiency st ... ⌘ Read more
Police investigate man's death in Melbourne's east
Police investigate death of a man in Melbourne's east after reports of an argument. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Cuts to tariffs to make common items cheaper; Travel allowance rules should change for MPs who own Canberra property
Scrapping tariffs on common items will lead to a drop in prices, a former senator wants travel allowance rules to change for MPs who own Canberra property and debate continues about fuel efficiency st ... ⌘ Read more
Man charged following stabbing in Sydney's west
Man allegedly stabbed in neck after argument at home in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
Take The Age quiz
Test your knowledge of Melbourne and Victoria with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Search for missing 12-year-old boy enters third day
Police and NSW SES have yet to find a trace of missing Hussein Al Mansoory, who was last seen in the Auburn area on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Holocaust museum opens in Amsterdam to protests against Israeli president’s presence
The protest leaders emphasised they were against Israeli President Isaac Herzog’s presence, not the museum and what it commemorates. ⌘ Read more
Travel allowance rules should change for MPs who own Canberra property: former senator
More than one in four parliamentarians own property in the ACT, and a former senator says it doesn’t pass the pub test for them to claim taxpayer funds to stay in places they or their colleagues own. ⌘ Read more
Former Telstra boss David Thodey named new Sydney University chancellor
Thodey is best known as the former boss of the telco giant and currently chairs Ramsay Health Care and technology company Xero. ⌘ Read more
‘I don’t like to lose’: Giant-killer Geoff Cousins declares war on controversial NSW industry
The man who stopped the Gunns pulp factory is turning his attention to this state’s hardwood forests. ⌘ Read more
I tell our Indigenous players words matter. Ezra was right to speak up, and so was Latrell
My aunty and dad’s family used to move from house to house to avoid welfare officers. This generation of Indigenous rugby league players are comfortable standing up for themselves. ⌘ Read more
How the US-built floating dock will be installed on Gaza’s coastline
It is rare for the United States to try to provide such services for people who are being bombed with tacit US support. ⌘ Read more
Leading drama, dance schools fight for survival after ‘decade of neglect’**
The schools training Australia’s next generation of artistic talent including some notable Oscar winners are experiencing a historic funding shortfall. ⌘ Read more
Australian teams are flying in Super Rugby. Eddie Jones may be the reason why
The Reds and the Waratahs have pointed to a brighter future of Australian rugby after thrilling performances against New Zealand opposition. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to fall as Wall Street stumbles
The S&P 500 and Nasdaq closed lower after touching record highs during the session, with high-flying chip stocks going into reverse ⌘ Read more
‘Silent majority will vote no’: Former club boss rubbishes $5b Rosehill plan
Parramatta City Council will on Monday night decide whether to formally oppose the redevelopment of Rosehill Racecourse. ⌘ Read more
A cherished plate of carby deliciousness
Served with a spicy salsa, a wedge of lime and a cold, dark beer, this is Peru on a plate. ⌘ Read more
The AI start-up that knocked back a $35 million takeover bid
These Sydney tech founders are backing themselves to build what they think can become the next Canva. ⌘ Read more
‘My brain exploded’: Geoff thought he had the flu, but he was wrong
It took 15 days and three trips to hospital before Geoff Martin learned he had a life-threatening condition. ⌘ Read more
Senior WA Liberal calls for Australia to become nuclear weapons power
In the state council meeting, a senior party figure expressed frustration that Australia was not a nuclear weapons power like North Korea. ⌘ Read more
Renowned homelessness scheme gutted with 1500 fewer people to benefit
The Allan government is set to slash funding for a program with proven success at getting people off the streets, despite a decline in the number of housing spots available for homeless Victorians over six months last year. ⌘ Read more
They’re cheap and ugly. But these houses are flying off the shelf in Perth’s tiny property pool
This rundown property in Armadale is in serious need of renovation but that didn’t stop 30 prospective buyers from making offers more than $70,000 higher than the $289,000 asking price. ⌘ Read more
This Sydney backwater transformed into an industrial zone. But Ted has been left behind
While his neighbours near Sydney’s soon-to-be second airport have sold their properties for millions, Ted Pochodyla is trapped by an environmental ruling. ⌘ Read more
Disunity but not deterred: Why Pesutto still wants to lead
John Pesutto’s quest to make the Victorian Liberals electable remains hostage to a bitter and intractable dispute with an exiled colleague. ⌘ Read more
Minns warned against ‘political stunt’ to fix regional youth crime
The Minns government is under increasing pressure to address worsening regional youth crime. ⌘ Read more
How Freemasons brought Keating and Credlin under one roof
The secret society cut a deal with Mirvac to develop a luxury apartment complex in East Melbourne. That has resulted in some interesting neighbours. ⌘ Read more
Wild requests, outrageous prices: Why we could be saying goodbye to room service
A shower, bathrobe, dial up room service, and theatrical lifting of the cloche is my idea of heaven. But hotel room service is in steady decline. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s rich getting richer: How do incomes in your suburb stack up?**
Check out our interactive map to reveal how average incomes vary across Sydney suburbs. ⌘ Read more
This Subi eatery remains an essential WA dining destination
Confident, cool and fun, Ivana and Joel Valvasori-Pereza’s singular and spirited restaurant is a thrilling blueprint for modern Italian dining. ⌘ Read more
RBA will decide how long the economy’s slump lasts
When the Reserve Bank stuffs up, it doesn’t pay the price, but the elected government does. ⌘ Read more
Revealed: How much Sydney’s motorists will pay in tolls over the next three decades
Professor Allan Fels’ toll review has identified the exorbitant amount that motorists will pay to drive on Sydney’s toll roads. ⌘ Read more
When’s the next election? The PM’s upbringing might give us a clue
There is a clear analogue to one of Albanese’s traits as PM: his careful attention to planning and sequencing, his belief that a large part of political strategy is doing things in the right order. ⌘ Read more
Probe launched over prison guard accused of joking about teen’s death
A security officer at Casuarina Prison is at the centre of an investigation into his alleged jokes about a 16-year-old youth offender who took his own life. ⌘ Read more
Swimmer missing in waters off Bronte Beach
A search was under way on Sunday night for a swimmer who was believed to have gone missing in waters off Bronte Beach. ⌘ Read more
Drinks guru behind Piccolo Bar to open San Francisco-style oyster bar in Kings Cross
The Hook will open in early May in the former home of Izgara restaurant on Bayswater Road. ⌘ Read more
Why this ASX oil boss is investing in the Americas (but not Australia)
Santos’ $5.8 billion Barossa project and Woodside’s $16.5 billion Scarborough venture off WA have been mired in delays and uncertainty. ⌘ Read more
The five healthiest types of rice – and the one to cut back on
From a nutritional perspective, not all rices are created equal. Here’s how the different types stack up. ⌘ Read more
A late-booker’s guide to Melbourne Food & Wine Festival
A porchetta party, a Filipino-Laotian feast and a floating fiesta with unlimited tacos. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Monday, March 11
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Pitch festival cancelled, reveller dies as state’s heatwave drags on
Relief from the heat is not expected to arrive until Tuesday as outdoor events across Victoria are cancelled and the state remains on high alert for bushfires. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 11, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Alan Moir
The Sydney Morning Herald’s political cartoonist, sketches the political unreality. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 11, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Toothbrushes to dodgem cars cheaper with tariffs on chopping block
The Albanese government says cutting almost 500 tariffs on everyday products will be the biggest change to the system in two decades and will help businesses and households. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s outrageous’: Devastated mum of Celeste Manno furious as daughter’s killer avoids life sentence
Outside court, Celeste Manno’s mother, Aggie Di Mauro, said the system failed her daughter three-and-a-half years ago, and had failed her again on Thursday. “Today’s outcome proves just how flawed the justice system is,” she said. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s outrageous’: Devastated mum of Celeste Manno furious as daughter’s killer avoids life sentence
Outside court, Celeste Manno’s mother, Aggie Di Mauro, said the system failed her daughter three-and-a-half years ago, and had failed her again on Thursday. “Today’s outcome proves just how flawed the justice system is,” she said. ⌘ Read more
Teenager fighting for life after stabbing
A teenage boy is fighting for life after being stabbed in the stomach in Perth and dumped at a hospital. ⌘ Read more
A daughter’s death, a mother’s torment and a battle for change
Celeste Manno was murdered in her bed. Now her mother wants the world to hear her pain – and to save others. ⌘ Read more
Palace releases new photo of Princess of Wales
Kensington Palace has released the first official photograph of Kate following abdominal surgery. ⌘ Read more
Cornes slams Carlton forward Harry McKay
Kane Cornes says Carlton's Harry McKay's winning goal shouldn't be celebrated, as that's what he is being paid the big bucks to do. ⌘ Read more
A daughter’s death, a mother’s torment and a battle for change
Celeste Manno was murdered in her bed. Now her mother wants the world to hear her pain – and to save others. ⌘ Read more
Bruhn ready to prove doubters wrong
Geelong youngster Tanner Bruhn has urged Geelong fans to have faith in the next generation of budding stars. ⌘ Read more
First official picture of Catherine released since surgery
The image, which the palace said was taken at Windsor by her husband Prince William this week, showed the princess with her three children. ⌘ Read more
The kids stage a coop
But it was all for show. ⌘ Read more
Bennett confirms star's blood clot setback
Dolphins coach Wayne Bennett has opened up on Tom Gilbert's issue after his ACL injury. ⌘ Read more
Smith warms up for Masters with $6 million LIV Golf play-off heartbreak
The Australian has had a lacklustre start to the new year, but showed he will be a force at Augusta after narrowly missing a place in LIV Golf history. ⌘ Read more
A daughter’s death, a mother’s torment and a battle for change
Celeste Manno was murdered in her bed. Now her mother wants the world to hear her pain – and to save others. ⌘ Read more