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Australia news LIVE: Taskforce wants rich Boomers to use super for aged care; Big money to be taken out of politics in electoral overhaul
Taskforce wants rich Australians to use super for aged care, electoral overhaul to see big money taken out of politics and Coalition’s housing policy slammed. ⌘ Read more
High-profile brewer opens first Melbourne venue and there’s chops by the kilo and spanakopita lasagne
Two chefs with a love of fire are having fun with their first beer hall menu at South Melbourne’s new Pirate Life brewpub. ⌘ Read more
Man shot dead outside Greenvale home
Victoria Police said he was found outside a house in Buchanan Place, Greenvale just after 4.30am on Tuesday morning. ⌘ Read more
Thurston says Leniu ban 'definitely not' enough
NRL icon Johnathan Thurston says the eight-week ban handed to Spencer Leniu is "definitely not" long enough. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tuesday meeting at Goulburn
Everything you need to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate shooting in Melbourne's north
Police are investigating a shooting in Melbourne's north. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Taskforce wants rich Boomers to use super for aged care; Big money to be taken out of politics in electoral overhaul
Taskforce wants rich Australians to use super for aged care, electoral overhaul to see big money taken out of politics and Coalition’s housing policy slammed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Taskforce wants rich Boomers to use super for aged care; Big money to be taken out of politics in electoral overhaul
Taskforce wants rich Australians to use super for aged care, electoral overhaul to see big money taken out of politics and Coalition’s housing policy slammed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Taskforce wants rich Boomers to use super for aged care; Big money to be taken out of politics in electoral overhaul
Taskforce wants rich Australians to use super for aged care, electoral overhaul to see big money taken out of politics and Coalition’s housing policy slammed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Taskforce wants rich Boomers to use super for aged care; Big money to be taken out of politics in electoral overhaul
Taskforce wants rich Australians to use super for aged care, electoral overhaul to see big money taken out of politics and Coalition’s housing policy slammed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Taskforce wants rich Boomers to use super for aged care; Big money to be taken out of politics in electoral overhaul
Taskforce wants rich Australians to use super for aged care, electoral overhaul to see big money taken out of politics and Coalition’s housing policy slammed. ⌘ Read more
Man dies during fire at Brisbane aged care home
Police are investigating a fire at a Brisbane aged care home that left an 83-year-old man dead. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Taskforce wants rich Boomers to use super for aged care; Big money to be taken out of politics in electoral overhaul
Taskforce wants rich Australians to use super for aged care, electoral overhaul to see big money taken out of politics and Coalition’s housing policy slammed. ⌘ Read more
Shots fired during a home invasion in Sydney's south-west
Manhunt underway in Sydney after man injured during violent home invasion in city. ⌘ Read more
Princess of Wales apologises for photo furore
The Princess of Wales has apologised for any "confusion" over the photo released by the royal family for Mother's Day in the UK. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday, March 8
National weather forecast for Tuesday, March 8. ⌘ Read more
The man who shut down a Sydney emergency department
Robert Steven Turner, 45, will face court on Tuesday after allegedly sending death threats to nurses before his dramatic arrest at Westmead Hospital. ⌘ Read more
Princess of Wales apologises for photo furore
The Princess of Wales has apologised for any "confusion" over the photo released by the royal family for Mother's Day in the UK. ⌘ Read more
Shots fired during a home invasion in Sydney's south-west
Manhunt underway in Sydney after man injured during violent home invasion in city. ⌘ Read more
Rap group OneFour overcome setbacks and ready for Melbourne’s Rising festival
The western Sydney rap group are set to perform their first headline show in Melbourne as part of the RISING festival in June. ⌘ Read more
Wilson calls for send off rule after Maynard incident
Caroline Wilson says it's time for a send-off rule to be introduced to the AFL, as tensions between Melbourne and Collingwood regarding Angus Brayshaw bubble. ⌘ Read more
Caro slams 'flimsy' Cox apology
Caroline Wilson says Collingwood ruckman Mason Cox's antics and apology were not acceptable. ⌘ Read more
Ramadan in Gaza begins with hunger worsening, no end to war in sight
The war has driven around 80 per cent of Gaza’s population of 2.3 million people from their homes and pushed hundreds of thousands to the brink of famine. ⌘ Read more
How Europe has left itself at Putin’s mercy
As Vladimir Putin ramps up military production, Europe has gone the other way. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to dip as Wall Street slides lower; Bitcoin jumps
US stocks are slipping as Wall Street prepares for a report on inflation that could show how realistic its hopes for easier interest rates are. ⌘ Read more
Princess Catherine’s photo editing caper a ‘massive own goal’ for royal family
The Princess of Wales has apologised for causing confusion after admitting to editing a family photograph that was withdrawn by picture agencies. ⌘ Read more
How Europe has left itself at Putin’s mercy
As Vladimir Putin is ramping up military production, the UK’s underfunded defence services are not an outlier. Instead, they are replicated in every other large European economy. ⌘ Read more
Our favourite Sydney homes on the market right now
Looking for a new home? We’ve rounded up some of our top picks, from a secluded north shore sanctuary to a Victorian Gothic home with a modernist twist. ⌘ Read more
Grid needs more clean energy than federal scheme will deliver
Plans to turbocharge green energy projects through a federal underwriting scheme will get Australia most of the way – but not all the way – to its 2030 target. ⌘ Read more
The giant France debutant who slipped through Wallabies’ fingers
Emmanuel Meafou was consistently ignored in Australia. After debuting for France in the Six Nations on Sunday, he reminded the Wallabies what they missed out on. ⌘ Read more
Airline review: why you should give Jetstar a second chance
In the years since I last flew Qantas’ cheaper cousin, its reputation has taken a beating. But my low expectations were upturned by proficient service. ⌘ Read more
As the Suburban Rail Loop steams ahead, two suburbs fear they’ll be changed forever
Whitehorse Council has drawn a new battle line over housing density amid fears that new planning precincts near the Suburban Rail Loop could threaten neighbourhood character and heritage housing. ⌘ Read more
Allan Fels wants to shake up Sydney toll roads. But it’s politically risky
The former ACCC chairman’s proposals to reform the city’s tolling system are littered with potholes for the Minns government. ⌘ Read more
Nine of our favourite Melbourne homes on the market right now
Looking for a new home? We’ve rounded up some of our top picks, from a modern family home with a cinema, sauna and gym to an industrial-chic apartment. ⌘ Read more
How terrible would a second Trump presidency be for Australia? Terrible enough
Now that Donald Trump is the inevitable Republican candidate, countries everywhere need to prepare. Can Australia Trump-proof itself? ⌘ Read more
This embarrassing moment highlights the trouble with laundry on the road
The washing is the easy part. The drying requires real strategy. ⌘ Read more
‘Destructive density’: The Perth housing estates exempt from new residential design code
The WA government has revealed single homes in areas coded R40 and below would not be subject to new planning provisions. ⌘ Read more
Coalition’s super-for-housing policy would drive up property prices: analysis
The Super Members Council found the scheme to allow first home buyers to withdraw $50,000 from super for a deposit would push home prices up by 9 per cent. ⌘ Read more
This magnificent retreat ticks every box in your Tuscan holiday fantasy
Cypress trees lining the drive? Check. Stone farmhouse with terracotta roof, gorgeous views over rolling vineyards? Check and check. ⌘ Read more
This could be the glorious future of travel in the US
Amtrak’s routes take in a marvellous array of scenery across the nation. Here are some tips to make the most of your trip on a long-distance Amtrak train. ⌘ Read more
How do I get rid of the ‘chicken skin’ on my arms and legs?**
Many people have small, rough bumps on their arms and legs. But what are they, and how do you get rid of them? ⌘ Read more
A right knees-up: CPAC Australia goes to Washington
The Aussie off-shoot of America’s “conservative Coachella” went on pilgrimage to experience the real thing in Washington, DC. ⌘ Read more
Jim Moginie’s new tune is a work of unforced poetry
The Oils’ story has been written from many perspectives. The band’s keyboard and guitarist does all the hits, but with trademark introspection. ⌘ Read more
Freak moments or gradual decline: What Steve Smith’s dismissals as an opener say about his future
Steve Smith’s move up to opening was not a matter of universal consensus within the Australian team. ⌘ Read more
Big money to be taken out of politics in radical electoral overhaul
An individual, company or third-party activist group who could currently contribute an unlimited amount to a campaign will be outlawed from giving huge sums to parties. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 12, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
This Greek restaurant is a window into Melbourne’s heart
For more than 25 years, Supper Club has been a haven for night owls. Now, Kafeneion is occupying the space, delivering Greek comfort food and excellent drinks. ⌘ Read more
This indoor-outdoor Argentinian-inspired grillfest boasts Balmain-to-Buenos Aires vibes
Casa Esquina’s menu includes 10 different dishes from the parrilla, from Gundagai lamb tomahawk chops to a one-kilo dry-aged Ranger’s Valley Black Market rib-eye. ⌘ Read more
Hyzon bets on hydrogen in race to clean up trucking emissions
A US-based vehicle maker is set to a new hydrogen-powered heavy-duty commercial truck that has been designed and assembled in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Put aside your outdated preconceptions about Indian cuisine and try these thrilling new arrivals
A wave of young chefs is transforming the city’s Indian dining landscape. We find out why, and reveal the best places to try it. ⌘ Read more
Ten events under $50: How to do Melbourne Food & Wine Festival on a budget
Soak up the festival vibes for less at a shawarma party, an all-star snag sizzle, and an old-school diner with new-school tricks. ⌘ Read more
Fake it till you bake it: Baker Bleu’s recipes for the home kitchen
Having honed his skills in some of the country’s top restaurants, Mike Russell wants to encourage home cooks to give breadmaking a shot. ⌘ Read more
Firepop’s new Enmore Road home set to sizzle with huge open grill and a ‘crazy’ new dish
The first look at the popular pop-up that has finally found a home in Sydney’s inner west. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Tuesday, March 12
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
At least 50 patients injured after ‘technical problem’ on flight
At least 50 passengers and crew have been injured after a technical problem on board a flight from Sydney to Auckland. ⌘ Read more
Wealthy Boomers should use super for aged care: taskforce
A government-appointed taskforce says a special aged care levy would not be fair to future generations when older Australians are retiring with growing levels of wealth. ⌘ Read more
Young constable dies during his engagement party
A young constable has died during his engagement party in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Gus on Leniu: "This has dragged on far too long"
Phil Gould believes the Spencer Leniu-Ezra Mam incident could've been handled earlier. ⌘ Read more
Princess Catherine apologises after releasing edited family photograph
The Princess of Wales has apologised for causing “any confusion” after admitting to editing a family photograph that was withdrawn by picture agencies. ⌘ Read more
Leniu handed eight-match ban
Spencer Leniu will be unavailable until round 10 after a 90-minute hearing at the NRL judiciary. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 12, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
Four things to know about the weekend elections most won’t vote in
As all Queenslanders elect councillors and mayors on Saturday, two contests for empty seats in parliament will draw focus for reasons beyond their borders. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 12, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
It took a 6.30am message for Spencer Leniu to realise he’d used a racial slur
Rugby league started drawing a line on racial vilification long ago. The startling and raw testimony Leniu provided on Monday night showed how far there is to go. ⌘ Read more
Mother of footballer who died on-field wants better system
The mother of a South Australian footballer who died on the field has teamed up with a local club to prevent more deaths. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu issued hefty ban for racial slur
The Roosters prop will spend the next two months on the sidelines after a 90-minute hearing into his racial slur against the Broncos star. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu issued hefty ban for racial slur
The Roosters prop will spend the next two months on the sidelines after a 90-minute hearing into his racial slur against the Broncos star. ⌘ Read more
When marsupials move mountains
And supermarkets lose their fizz. ⌘ Read more
WA Police officer dies in tragic accident at own engagement party
A WA Police officer has died after what should have been a day of celebration took a tragic turn. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu issued hefty ban for racial slur
The Roosters prop will spend the next two months on the sidelines after a 90-minute hearing into his racial slur against the Broncos star. ⌘ Read more
Chooks eyeing off another rugby raid
Sydney Roosters could be looking to pinch another Waratahs player in Max Jorgensen. ⌘ Read more
One passenger in serious condition, 11 in hospital after plane drops in midair
Ambulances met the plane on the Auckland tarmac and treated at least 50 people who were injured during a “drop” mid-flight. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu issued hefty ban for racial slur
The Roosters prop will spend the next two months on the sidelines after a 90-minute hearing into his racial slur against the Broncos star. ⌘ Read more
Spencer Leniu banned for eight games over Ezra Mam racial slur
The Roosters prop won’t return until round 10 after being suspended at the NRL judiciary on Monday night for calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
Gal's plea for Lomax to stick with wing
Paul Gallen believes Shane Flanagan's tactic puts Zac Lomax in one of his better positions. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
The Roosters prop will spend the next two months on the sidelines after a 90-minute hearing into his racial slur against the Broncos star. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
Man calls ambulance for himself during alleged crime spree
A man has called an ambulance for himself after being injured in an alleged crime spree in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
Fire crews battling blaze in Adelaide Hills
Fire crews battle a blaze in the Adelaide Hills as a heatwave sees South Australians hospitalised. ⌘ Read more
‘How many lives do you put at risk?’: Anger after man dies at music festival during heatwave
Melbourne man Antony Maugeri, 23, became unresponsive just after 1am on Sunday at the Pitch music festival in Victoria’s west. He was airlifted to hospital but later died at The Alfred. ⌘ Read more
We all pay for poor quality of the state Liberals
Readers react to Liberal Party divisions, and Labor government service cuts. ⌘ Read more
Blues confident they can go all the way
Carlton CEO Brian Cook says the Blues are in "a state of readiness" to deliver a Premiership. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
Further details emerge over Leniu remark
Parts of Ezra Mam's statement were read aloud at Spencer Leniu's judiciary hearing. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
Music festival death prompts fresh calls for pill testing
There are fresh calls for the Victorian government to legalise pill testing following a suspected drug overdose at a music festival. ⌘ Read more
Husband of woman found dead in wheelie bin believed to have flown overseas
The husband of a Victorian woman whose body was found in a wheelie bin is believed to have flown to India. ⌘ Read more
Commuters and staff assaulted every day across Melbourne transport
A 9News investigation can reveal the alarming rates of violence on Melbourne's public transport system. ⌘ Read more
Koroisau begged Luai to join the Tigers after ‘taxing’ first year as skipper
In a disastrous year which cost the club their board, chief executive and coach, only the captain is still standing. He knew an old teammate was crucial to the Tigers’ renaissance. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs seek cap relief from NRL over injured young gun Oloapu
In a situation which could mirror the Dragons’ Cody Ramsey, the Bulldogs have formally applied for an urgent resolution over the future of the 19-year-old. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more
Teen pleads guilty to murder of Brisbane mum
A teenager has pleaded guilty to the Boxing Day murder of Brisbane mum Emma Lovell. ⌘ Read more
Man killed in Gold Coast shopping centre car park stabbing
A man has died after he was allegedly dragged from a car and stabbed in a Gold Coast car park. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 judiciary LIVE updates: Spencer Leniu to learn fate over racial insult against Ezra Mam
Roosters prop Spencer Leniu faces the NRL judiciary on Monday night, after the 23-year-old admitted to calling Indigenous Broncos’ player Ezra Mam a “monkey”. ⌘ Read more