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Kristen Stewart’s new psychological thriller is Thelma & Louise on steroids
Stewart is a woman unravelling under the pressure of a violent father and a girlfriend set on revenge in the ultra-violent black farce, Love Lies Bleeding. ⌘ Read more
How ‘ruthless’ bullying gave Jess Mauboy an insight into new film role
The popular singer has not appeared in a film since The Sapphires, but was inspired to step back on screen in family-friendly film Windcatcher. ⌘ Read more
HBO’s White Lotus, House of the Dragon to find new streaming home in Australia
A New HBO streaming service will launch in Australia next year – US subscription video-on-demand platform Max. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for gains as Wall Street edges up
US stocks are drifting around their records, as a lull carries through financial markets worldwide. ⌘ Read more
Annette Bening is terrific in this tale of domestic suspense
Annette Bening and Sam Neil star in the latest adaptation of Liane Moriarty’s best-selling novel, Apples Never Fall. ⌘ Read more
The Melbourne suburbs where property investors can claim the most on tax
Investors can claim sizeable tax concessions in some pricey suburbs, but they need deep pockets to be able to cover their mortgage repayments. ⌘ Read more
Just like Kris Jenner, I’ve become my daughter’s ‘momager’**
My eldest is pursuing her fashion dreams and recently signed with a modelling agency. ⌘ Read more
It’s Monday after the next federal election. Does Albanese call Bandt?**
The Greens are struggling to break out from being a boutique, purist, inner-city outfit that tells its existing supporters what they want to hear. ⌘ Read more
Enjoy Thailand’s most-photographed train station while you still can
Thailand’s best-loved train station is a classic of South-East Asian railway history, but a huge new one will replace it. ⌘ Read more
‘A game-changer’: Will the tool to edit life end disease – or trigger dystopia?**
When US biochemist Jennifer Doudna discovered the key for editing DNA, she opened scientific frontiers full of promise – and peril. ⌘ Read more
$5000 a small price for Wests Tigers to bring hyped teenager home
A family member offered to step in and help Lachlan Galvin return to the Wests Tigers. ⌘ Read more
No park, no problem: Car space rules could be ditched in areas with good public transport
Victoria’s transport department is considering scrapping minimum parking requirements for new apartments to encourage high-density development and reduce traffic. ⌘ Read more
You can’t to do a U-turn on a toll road, but Minns might have to
NSW Labor’s response to its wide-ranging toll review will be the state version of the federal government’s reversal on stage 3 tax cuts. ⌘ Read more
Thirsty like the wolf: bankrupt finfluencer enjoys bubbles in Dubai
Self-proclaimed “ASXWolf” Tyson Scholz’s latest online antics might attract the interest of the authorities in the United Arab Emirates. ⌘ Read more
Bring back Hoges: If we ran Tourism Australia, here’s how we’d promote it
We’ve turned to seven travel experts for some ideas on how to sell our nation to the world. Let’s pop some fresh ideas on the barbie. ⌘ Read more
Australia, England lobby ICC for increased payments to help save Test cricket
Australia and England are taking a proposal to the ICC for minimum Test match payments that will make cricket’s most traditional form more attractive to players. ⌘ Read more
Zempilas’ Northbridge apartment at centre of new spat with state government
Women’s Interests Minister Sue Ellery accused Zempilas of failing to disclose an impartiality interest in a planning item that affected property he had a personal interest in. ⌘ Read more
NSW taxes being gifted to Victoria, Minns says
Premier Chris Minns and Treasurer Daniel Mookhey say 14 cents out of every dollar paid by a NSW person in GST is now being donated to other states, including Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Want better value on a Europe holiday? Try this option
Still a concept foreign to many non-Europeans, paying for a half-board stay can be great value for money. ⌘ Read more
Talking openly about our exes shows maturity. So why is it still taboo?**
At our recent wedding, my husband and I didn’t try to hide the fact we’d both been married before. ⌘ Read more
Eight books: A bookish thriller and a memoir of the graveyard shift
Our reviewers consider recently released fiction and non-fiction titles. ⌘ Read more
After their dad died, these brothers clashed. One letter changed that
Michael and Richard Unsworth used to fight. Now they’re running a garden centre, and their relationship’s in full bloom. ⌘ Read more
Want to be a true romantic? Top up your pregnant partner’s super
Expensive gifts are a lovely way to show your love, but supporting their long-term financial independence is even better. ⌘ Read more
The Sydney suburbs where property investors can claim the most on tax
High property prices and mortgage rates have left more investors claiming negative gearing tax deductions, experts say. ⌘ Read more
Star Italian chef Sarah Cicolini spills the secret to making classic carbonara even better
Four easy tips (and one great recipe) to raise your carbonara game. And no, there is no cream to be seen. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Thursday, March 14
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Man in hospital with life-threatening injuries, another still trapped after mine collapse
A miner remains trapped after a rock fall at a gold mine in Ballarat.Another miner pinned by the rocks was left with life-threatening injuries. Twenty-nine other miners were able to get to a safety pod and were brought to the surface hours after the incident. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after train collides with car in Melbourne’s north
A train hit a car in Pascoe Vale, police have been told. A female passenger escaped before the crash. ⌘ Read more
Dons draw on ’84 ahead of Hawthorn clash; Police probe into Tarryn Thomas closed
Essendon greats Tim Watson, Simon Madden and Terry Daniher will rub shoulders with Brad Scott’s men on Saturday. Meanwhile, the police probe into former AFL midfielder Tarryn Thomas has closed. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 14, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Cartoons of the week
The best Herald artworks of the week from across the board. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
Dons draw on ’84 ahead of Hawthorn clash; Police probe into Tarryn Thomas is closed
Essendon greats Tim Watson, Simon Madden and Terry Daniher will rub shoulders with Brad Scott’s men on Saturday. Meanwhile, the police probe into former AFL midfielder Tarryn Thomas has closed. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 14, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Crime for clicks: Dutton wants to outlaw gang violence videos
The federal opposition leader is proposing a new offence to clamp down on the growing trend of “posting and boasting”, which police in Victoria, NSW and Queensland are worried is spawning copycat offending. ⌘ Read more
No revenue surprises for you ministers: Chalmers
The rivers of gold from high commodity prices and a strong job market have beefed up the budget. But Jim Chalmers says the rivers are starting to run dry. ⌘ Read more
Two miners pinned under rocks, 25 others stuck underground in Ballarat mine collapse
A rescue effort is under way after a Ballarat mine collapse pinned two miners under rocks and forced 25 others to take refuge in an underground safety pod. ⌘ Read more
Aussie rising star scores brutal UFC knockout
Australia's Jack Della Maddalena scored a brutal knockout win at UFC 299. ⌘ Read more
Scott knocks out Leilua in NRL boxing battle
Curtis Scott has knocked out Joey Leilua in a battle of the former NRL stars. ⌘ Read more
Political campaign lies to be outlawed (if they’re definitely lies)
A new unit inside the Australian Electoral Commission would be tasked with adjudicating on the truthfulness of election advertisements. ⌘ Read more
WA Police crack down on social media driving stunts
WA Police have cracked down on dangerous hooning across Perth as footage emerges on social media. ⌘ Read more
Two feared trapped after mine collapse
Two people are believed to be trapped after a mine shaft collapse in Mount Clear, Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Families of two teenagers killed in crash feel ‘let down’**
The families of two teenagers killed in a Perth crash say they feel let down by the justice system. ⌘ Read more
Teams round one: Blues bring in Durdin for injured Docherty
The selected teams for AFL round one. Richmond and Carlton begin the action in a Thursday night blockbuster. ⌘ Read more
Relief as family missing in WA floods found
A missing family of seven has been found after vanishing amid dangerous floods in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Where Brisbane mayoral candidates stand on green bridges
Lord Mayor Adrian Schrinner promised five new green bridges within 10 years when he became mayor in 2019. ⌘ Read more
How one Brisbane community is engineering its own flood solutions
After the 2022 floods, West End resident and engineer Adrian Sains banded together with other local experts to mitigate future inundation. ⌘ Read more
Work begins on massive parcel-sorting facility at Brisbane Airport
The design of the Australia Post facility – the biggest industrial project on Brisbane Airport land – will be unveiled on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
Chilli con carnage
And the search for bear fare. ⌘ Read more
Iconic Hollywood director James Cameron to visit Perth for exhibition opening
Promotional material billed the exclusive event in Fremantle as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hear from Cameron in person. ⌘ Read more
Kevin Corcoran departs as Corrective Services commissioner
The commissioner had been on leave since giving evidence at a damning inquiry about a serial rapist at a women’s prison. ⌘ Read more
Queensland man charged with 116 child abuse offences
Police have charged a 31-year-old Queensland man with 116 child abuse offences. ⌘ Read more
Singtel surges after report of $16 billion Optus sale talks
Singapore’s largest carrier gained as much as 4.2 per cent before it was suspended from trading pending an announcement. ⌘ Read more
Nathan Cleary's high praise for Eels rival
Nathan Cleary has praised Mitchell Moses ahead of the upcoming Panthers-Eels clash. ⌘ Read more
Robinson's passionate defence of Leniu
Roosters coach Trent Robinson has defended Spencer Leniu after his eight-game ban. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane fast ferry service scrapped days after launch.
A fast ferry service from the Brisbane River to North Stradbroke Island has been scrapped days after it launched. ⌘ Read more
Gunman on the run after Man shot in leg in Brisbane
A gunman is on the run after a shooting at a Redcliffe home overnight left a man in hospital. ⌘ Read more
Gold Coast man jailed for life over Kelly Wilkinson’s murder
Brian Earl Johnson has today been sentenced to life behind bars for the murder of his estranged wife Kelly Wilkinson. ⌘ Read more
Two trapped underground after Ballarat gold mine collapse
The Country Fire Authority said they were called to a rescue at Indicator Lane in Mount Clear, just south of Ballarat. In November 2007, rescuers successfully brought 27 miners back to the surface after a cave-in at the mine. ⌘ Read more
Gold Coast business owner attacked by group of teenagers
A Coolongatta business owner has been punched several times during a sickening attack by a gang of teenagers. ⌘ Read more
Two trapped underground after Ballarat gold mine collapse
The Country Fire Authority said they were called to a rescue at Indicator Lane in Mount Clear, just south of Ballarat. In November 2007, rescuers successfully brought 27 miners back to the surface after a cave-in at the mine. ⌘ Read more
Missing travellers found alive following search in WA remote floodwaters
Seven people missing in Western Australia’s flood-ravaged remote outback have been found alive and well just hours after authorities resumed search efforts on Wednesday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Two trapped underground after Ballarat gold mine collapse
The Country Fire Authority said they were called to a rescue at Indicator Lane in Mount Clear, just south of Ballarat. In November 2007, rescuers successfully brought 27 miners back to the surface after a cave-in at the mine. ⌘ Read more
Boomers, zoomers, and who pays taxes for whom? The young, or the old?**
Readers discuss the benefits that come with Boomer status and the burdens that the zoomer generation faces. ⌘ Read more
Teams round one: Blues bring in Durdin for injured Docherty
The selected teams for AFL round one. Richmond and Carlton begin the action in a Thursday night blockbuster. ⌘ Read more
Rohan Dennis faces court over death of Olympian Melissa Hoskins
Rohan Dennis has faced court today, accused of killing his wife and fellow Olympian Melissa Hoskins. ⌘ Read more
‘No point dragging a kid kicking and screaming’ into this HSC subject
Adam Spencer, the inaugural mathematics and science ambassador for the University of Sydney, has welcomed a decision to dump making maths compulsory in years 11 and 12. ⌘ Read more
Christopher Bennet jailed over fatal crash that killed Brad Thompson
Christopher Bennet was jailed for three months over a fatal Adelaide crash that killed father-of-five Brad Thompson. ⌘ Read more
Perth families shattered after fatal crash driver’s court case thrown out
Two families shattered by the loss of two young men left Perth District Court feeling they had been denied justice on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Tinder may be swiping left on its most famous feature
With Tinder and rival Bumble losing more than $60 billion in market value since 2021,the dating apps are looking for ways to claw back customers. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s crazy’: Desperate Gazans left in despair after Australian visas cancelled midair
When Palestinian mother Cassandra was granted an Australian visa she felt a surge of hope. While en route to Australia, she was told to turn around. ⌘ Read more
Arnold not to blame for Socceroos’ Asian Cup exit, says FA’s top technical chief
Graham Arnold was criticised for Australia’s style of play and lack of creativity in attack, but Football Australia’s chief football officer says he can only do so much with the players available to him. ⌘ Read more
Dons draw on ’84 ahead of Hawthorn clash; Police probe with Tarryn Thomas is closed
Essendon greats Tim Watson, Simon Madden and Terry Daniher will rub shoulders with Brad Scott’s men on Saturday. Meanwhile, the police probe into former AFL midfielder Tarryn Thomas has closed. ⌘ Read more
Dons draw on ’84 ahead of Hawthorn clash; Howe to return as Pies eye quick response
Essendon greats Tim Watson, Simon Madden and Terry Daniher will rub shoulders with Brad Scott’s men before the game on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Two trapped underground after Ballarat gold mine collapse
The Country Fire Authority said they were called to a rescue at Indicator Lane in Mount Clear, just south of Ballarat. In November 2007, rescuers successfully brought 27 miners back to the surface after a cave-in at the mine. ⌘ Read more
Homicide squad probe Latorre shooting
Victoria’s homicide squad has a mammoth task ahead working out who was behind the suspected underworld shooting of John Latorre. ⌘ Read more
Australian officials contact Indian police over woman’s death
Australian officials have contacted Indian Police after a woman's body was found in a wheelie bin in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Push for fresh inquest after man fatally injured trying to break up fight
The parents of a man who died after a one-punch attack in Melbourne are pushing for a fresh inquest into his death. ⌘ Read more
England’s health service bans puberty blockers for children
The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists said it highlighted the need for better local research into the impact of both giving and withholding it. ⌘ Read more
‘New but not improved’: TV networks to vote on Logies for first time
A major change to Australia’s TV awards seems designed to mirror the US Emmys, but not everyone is convinced. ⌘ Read more
Where you live can determine if your child is likely to develop asthma
A new study has revealed that where you live can determine if your child is likely to develop asthma. ⌘ Read more
Two trapped underground after Ballarat mine collapse
The Country Fire Authority said it was called to a rescue just south of Ballarat about 4.50pm on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
How internet sleuths are trying to solve the Princess Catherine puzzle
Remember the “Free Britney” movement? This is kind of like that, but with the royals. ⌘ Read more
V’landys warns players not to prejudice judiciary hearings after racism scandal
The ARLC chairman has warned players supporting Ezra Mam not to make public comments that could prejudice judiciary hearings. ⌘ Read more
TikTok is trying to convince me my partner is a cheat
From the phenomenon of “slow dumping” to fidelity tests ranging from the glitter bomb trial, the orange peel theory and the Water Dance challenge, social media has endless ways of inciting paranoia in millennial women. ⌘ Read more
Voters won’t know Suburban Rail Loop cost until after 2026 election
Transport Infrastructure Minister Danny Pearson says an independent costing of the second stage of the infrastructure project is wrong – but he won’t say how much it will cost. ⌘ Read more
Woman convicted for leaking Service NSW data to accused kidnapper
A woman has been convicted for leaking confidential Service NSW data to an accused kidnapper who allegedly held a man hostage and made ransom demands. ⌘ Read more
Two trapped underground after Ballarat mine collapse
The Country Fire Authority said it was called to a rescue just south of Ballarat about 4.50pm on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Clive Palmer unveils Titanic II design
Billionaire Clive Palmer has unveiled his design for Titanic II more than a decade after announcing the plan to build it. ⌘ Read more
Two feared trapped after mine collapse
Two people are believed to be trapped after a mine shaft collapse in Mount Clear, Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Two trapped underground after Ballarat mine collapse
The Country Fire Authority said it was called to a rescue just south of Ballarat about 4.50pm on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
‘We have not made him an offer’: Roosters deny report of mega offer to Jorgensen
The Sydney Roosters have emphatically denied making a formal offer to rising NSW Waratahs star Max Jorgensen, but coach Trent Robinson says he’d like to recruit him in the future. ⌘ Read more
Passengers on board flight that briefly fell detail experience
Passengers on board flight that briefly fell detail experience ⌘ Read more
Eighth and ‘final’ man arrested over carpark execution of underworld figure
Police have arrested the eighth and ‘final’ man over the carpark execution of underworld figure Alen Moradian. ⌘ Read more
Chinese ministry recommends dropping tariffs on Aussie wine
China’s commerce ministry has recommended dropping its tariffs on Australian wine. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over dramatic police chase in NSW
A man has been charged over a dramatic police chase in which two officers were allegedly assaulted and homeowners were threatened with a gun. ⌘ Read more
Gus shocked by Raiders performance: Six Tackles with Gus - Ep04
Gus shares his best team performance and most impressive player of the opening round of the NRL.

Gives us an insight into how the new short drop-out rule will change the game.

Plus, your questions with #AskGus and his tips for Round 2 of the NRL. ⌘ Read more
Matt met 40 friends through gay conversion ‘therapy’. Only six survived
The NSW Labor government has introduced its long-awaited bill to ban harmful gay conversion practices. For many victims, it is too late. ⌘ Read more