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Baker aims higher after loving winning ways of Amor Victorious
He might have been well beaten in a Dubbo Cup last year, but Amor Victorious has Baker dreaming of a Doncaster Mile. ⌘ Read more
Historical thriller probes Lincoln’s legacy in post-Civil War America
In Manhunt everything is up for grabs, even as half a nation grieves the assassination of a president. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Carlton v Richmond at the MCG
Follow the action as round one begins with the traditional Blues-Tigers Thursday night match at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Carlton Blues v Richmond Tigers at the MCG
Follow the action as round one begins with the traditional Blues-Tigers Thursday night match at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Puttin’ on the rizz: Here’s something radical – a man who wears a suit
A self-described “antique streetwear stylist”, Dirk Fourie’s passion for collecting vintage threads was sparked by a book of photos of 1920s Aussie riff-raff. ⌘ Read more
Police release vision of wanted men after hoon meet
Police have released vision of three men who are on the run after a hoon meet-up turned violent in Queensland’s south east. ⌘ Read more
Tributes for father killed in Ballarat gold mine collapse
Kurt Hourigan, a 37-year-old miner from Bruthen in Gippsland, died and his 21-year-old colleague is fighting for his life in hospital after rock collapsed on them 500 metres underground. ⌘ Read more
Joey predicts Broncos to 'explode'
Andrew Johns believes Brisbane will put Vegas behind them while Brad Fittler had one warning for the home side. ⌘ Read more
Digitised exams, essay rethink on table in HSC overhaul
NSW Education Standards Authority chief Paul Martin wants to see a modernisation of the HSC, which has not faced major changes in more than 20 years. ⌘ Read more
Clarke makes his debut in Pakistan
Michael Clarke made his first appearance in Pakistan and a new look shocked a few people. ⌘ Read more
Husband of wheelie bin victim reportedly confessed crime to in-laws
A Melbourne man accused of killing his wife before fleeing to India reportedly confessed his alleged crime to her parents. ⌘ Read more
15 rice and easy recipes to cook this week
Low-fuss, big-flavoured dishes that you can make for dinner and eat for lunch the next day. ⌘ Read more
New laser eye treatment addressing blindness for some
A Melbourne woman who was legally blind without glasses, now has normal vision, thanks to a new laser eye treatment. ⌘ Read more
Family's relief after hit-run driver jailed for killing traffic worker
A disqualified driver who killed a traffic controller after speeding through road works at 100km/h has been jailed for more than 16 years. ⌘ Read more
Optus could be sold in $18 billion deal
Optus could be sold in a deal worth up to $18 billion, with the foreign owners said to be in advanced talks. ⌘ Read more
Tributes for father killed in Ballarat gold mine collapse
Kurt Hourigan, a 37-year-old miner from Bruthen in Gippsland, died and his 21-year-old colleague is fighting for his life in hospital after rock collapsed on them 500 metres underground. ⌘ Read more
Staying the course: Howard rolled Defence plan to cut Iraq presence
Seven months after the invasion of Iraq, the Defence Department said it was time to cut Australia’s troop presence. Secret documents reveal how the plan was thwarted. ⌘ Read more
No cash splash in this year’s federal budget
Australians can expect some fresh cost of living relief in May when the federal budget is unveiled, but Treasurer Jim Chalmers has ruled out a big cash splash. ⌘ Read more
Sam Kerr's lawyers ask for police station, bodycam footage
Sam Kerr's lawyers have asked for police station and bodycam footage in racially aggravated harassment case. ⌘ Read more
Qantas confirms it's finalising major shakeup
Qantas has confirmed it's finalising a major shakeup to its frequent flyer program. ⌘ Read more
Tram door ripped off after crash with truck
A tram door has been ripped off after a crash with a truck in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
ASX edges lower as big banks weigh; Myer shares gain
A rally in bellwether mining stocks failed to lift the Australian sharemarket, after a choppy trading session on Wall Street amid a lull in the advance of global markets. ⌘ Read more
NAB and Woolworths chairs point to fierce competition amid gouging debate
The chairs of some of Australia’s biggest businesses have defended company profits. ⌘ Read more
Channel Seven boss meets with V’landys about joining ARL Commission
In a move that could have significant ramifications for the game, ARLC chairman Peter V’landys has opened the door for James Warburton to be the figurehead of the NRL’s next TV deal. ⌘ Read more
‘Brought sunshine to my life’: Bus crash victim Tia Cameron remembered at funeral
“You had plans to study and further your education, to better yourself, and you had plans to travel. You always spoke of being a mum, even from a very young age,” Tia Cameron’s aunt told the service. ⌘ Read more
Nine must-do highlights of Dingle, Ireland
This windswept port town garnered attention as a Star Wars location, but beyond rugged landscapes there’s plenty to charm the visitor. ⌘ Read more
Education expert tapped to lead Cranbrook investigation
Dr Amanda Bell has an impeccable resume in women’s education, including stints at Kambala, Queenwood, Sydney University and Brisbane Girls Grammar School. ⌘ Read more
Fake Uber driver jailed for sex attacks on three women in Melbourne
A father-of-three who lurked outside night spots to pick up and sexually assault women will be locked up for at least six years. ⌘ Read more
Driver dies after train collides with car in Melbourne's north
A driver has been killed after his car was hit by a train in Melbourne's north overnight. ⌘ Read more
Operations at Victorian gold mine to halt after worker killed
Operations have halted at a Victorian gold mine after a worker was killed and another critically injured. ⌘ Read more
Peter Tinley becomes seventh WA Labor MP to announce retirement ahead of election
Tinley is a former SAS major and one of the longest-serving Labor MPs in parliament after winning the seat of Willagee at a by-election in 2009. ⌘ Read more
Man injured after e-bike bursts into flames
A man has been injured and residents were evacuated after an e-bike burst into flames at a unit building in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Dutton backs sending young offenders to outback camps
Nationals leader David Littleproud first suggested the idea, saying “if they want to run away, they have to dodge the king browns and wild dogs”. ⌘ Read more
Woman found guilty after fatal botched breast job
A woman has been found guilty of manslaughter after performing a botched breast job that led to the death of another woman. ⌘ Read more
Qantas’ former loyalty chief Olivia Wirth appointed new Myer boss
After being pipped for the top job at Qantas by Vanessa Hudson, Olivia Wirth has landed at Myer to become its new chief executive and executive chair. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 as it happened: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
‘In the past hubris could have been a problem’: Jeff Browne’s plan for the Pies
In a wide-ranging interview, Jeff Browne rejects suggestions Collingwood celebrated the flag too long, reveals plans for the Pies to grow, says they will be ultra-conservative with Nathan Murphy’s concussion issues and suggests that the players have provided him with inspiration in his health battle. ⌘ Read more
State Library staff revolt over treatment of pro-Palestine writers
One-third of the staff working at the library have accused management of damaging the institution’s reputation. ⌘ Read more
16 irresistible Irish-style recipes for St Patrick’s Day feasting
From the heartiest Guinness and beef pie to a perfect tea cake studded with whiskey-soaked fruit, transport your tastebuds to Ireland even if you can’t be there yourself. ⌘ Read more
Hawks to unleash ‘the Wizard’ as draftees have instant impact; Goodwin rapt with happy Oliver
Hawthorn will unleash mercurial small forward Nick Watson in their season-opener against Essendon, while Demons star Clayton Oliver has turned his life around “significantly”. ⌘ Read more
‘He’s always had that lunatic in him’: The enforcer bringing up unlikely 150th game
Nathan Brown decked one of the Trbojevic brothers while playing for the Roosters in the corresponding fixture last year, but on Sunday Manly fans will be cheering the aggressive forward. ⌘ Read more
How China’s big dreams will wipe out the world’s climate gains
Global greenhouse pollution hit a new record last year. That was almost entirely a China story. ⌘ Read more
Man sexually touched teens and young women on Sydney buses
The 72-year-old touched those seated in front of him on the bottom with his toes. One incident caused the driver to pull over and lock the bus to stop him escaping. ⌘ Read more
Matt Wade M7
Matt Wade talks about the M7 ⌘ Read more
Peter Tinley becomes seventh WA Labor MP to announce retirement ahead of election
Tinley is a former SAS major and one of the longest-serving Labor MPs in parliament after winning the seat of Willagee at a by-election in 2009. ⌘ Read more
Matt Lodge’s rapid return from career-threatening injury
The prop was without a contract when he tore his ACL in August last year which many feared would keep him out for most of this season. But he’s about to hand the Sea Eagles a huge boost. ⌘ Read more
Nation divided: One half of athleisure label P.E Nation steps down
Just days after a huge solo runway show, the brand, founded by Pip Edwards and Claire Greaves, confirmed months-long rumours. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
Matt Wade M7
Matt Wade talks about the M7 ⌘ Read more
It’s Snowy 2.0’s seventh birthday. Who but Malcolm Turnbull is celebrating?**
The pumped hydro project never stacked up economically, technically or environmentally. The all-up costs could now be more like $25 billion. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
Neasham hoping to weave some magic on way to the Slipper
Annabel Neasham has had to be patient with Castanya but still thinks she is a Golden Slipper contender. ⌘ Read more
Marked underworld figure targeted in fire that destroyed innocent family business
A milk bar linked to Sam Abdulrahim was torched in Sunshine on Tuesday, the latest in a string of attacks related to the underworld figure as part of the illicit tobacco war. ⌘ Read more
Lacking support, anti-Islam firebrand Geert Wilders to forgo PM job
Geert Wilders shocked Europe when his party came from nowhere to secure the most votes in the Netherlands’ most recent elections. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
Neale in doubt for round one clash with former side Fremantle
The dual-Brownlow Medallist required medical attention on his back in the opening quarter of last week’s loss to Carlton, before returning to the field to play out the game. ⌘ Read more
Woman who allegedly crashed into MP’s car was ’20km over the limit, ran red light’**
Before the collision, the driver’s passenger had told her to slow down, police will allege. ⌘ Read more
Vintage suit collector explores Melbourne
To celebrate the first week of Melbourne Fashion Festival 2024, antique streetwear stylist Dirk Fourie hit the streets of Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Traffic controller’s family relieved after driver who killed him jailed
Jason Ruscoe had been driving at 100km/h in a 40km/h roadworks zone when he struck and killed father Timmy Rakei. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
Crypto bro takes on Aussie nut farm: How did this dreadful film even get made?**
How this movie got a release on the big screen is a mystery. ⌘ Read more
Kathy Lette’s latest novel serves the classic dish cold, but with laughs
Kathy Lette’s latest novel pits four wrong-done women against the patriarchy. ⌘ Read more
Hawks to unleash ‘the Wizard’; Goodwin rapt with happy Oliver; Pies’ ‘easy fix’**
Hawthorn will unleash mercurial small forward Nick Watson in their season-opener against Essendon, while Demons star Clayton Oliver has turned his life around “significantly”. ⌘ Read more
Joey urges Lomax to put Dragons chat to bed
Andrew Johns has urged disgruntled Dragons star Zac Lomax to speak publicly and put the matter to bed. ⌘ Read more
Cutthroat Bennett’s honeymoon is over. These brutal calls prove it
The entire Dolphins squad is on notice. The rapid axe Wayne Bennett has swung through his side epitomises that. ⌘ Read more
WA Liberals leader vows to overturn uranium mining ban if elected
Libby Mettam made the commitment at an Association of Mining and Exploration Companies breakfast in Perth on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
CCTV shows man allegedly gunning down neighbour's dog
CCTV footage has been released that shows an American man allegedly shooting his neighbour's dog. ⌘ Read more
Biden made car noises, talked about ‘saving Obama’s ass’ in 258-page testimony
US President Joe Biden spoke on everything from his beloved Corvette to his archery prowess in Mongolia when being interviewed about classified documents. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
Jon suffered a terrible accident. His wife couldn’t get a signal to call triple zero
Karin Stark has long warned it was only a matter of time until someone died unable to call an ambulance. Now her own family has become the story. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
The London hotel provides guests with chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royces
Peninsula Hotels first placed an order for seven Rolls-Royce Silver Shadows in 1970 – at the time, it was the largest order Rolls-Royce had ever fulfilled. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
WA’s COVID era-style police borders have stopped just 5 grams of cannabis
In the eight months since border search powers were made available to police, they have been used just seven times. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, March 15, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
Harry and Meghan's photographer denies editing pregnancy photo
Harry and Meghan's photographer Misan Harriman has hit out at media outlets claiming he edited their pregnancy announcement photo. ⌘ Read more
Weird and wonderful: Nine must-do highlights in Tokyo
It’s no surprise that the largest city on the planet has a dizzying array of options for visitors, so we’ve whittled it down to some old and new favourites. ⌘ Read more
Fake Uber driver jailed for six years over sex attacks on three women
One of his victims told the court she thought she was going to die when she realised Francesco De Luise was not her Uber driver. ⌘ Read more
Matt Wade M7
Matt Wade talks about the M7 ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare to speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s devastating’: Union claims safety manager made redundant before fatal mine collapse
A Bruthen man has died inside a Ballarat gold mine and another man is fighting for life in hospital after a rock collapse on Wednesday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare to speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare to speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
Sticklers with sticky tape lay it on the line at World Science Festival
What happens when an artist and a physicist come together in Brisbane? “It’s like a big board game meets a science experiment.” ⌘ Read more
When 65,000 club members received an email, they had every reason to be wary
An undisclosed board candidate was given members’ names, addresses and contact details. One question was on everyone’s lips: Who? ⌘ Read more
TikTok could be banned across the United States amid fears over national security
The US House of Representatives has passed a bill that could lead to a nationwide TikTok ban. ⌘ Read more
Inter Milan shootout howler gifts Atletico Madrid victory
Inter Milan's Lautaro Martinez missed a crucial penalty shootout kick at the death, giving Atletico Madrid victory in their UEFA Champions League round of 16 contest. ⌘ Read more
Vladimir Putin warns that Russia is ready for nuclear war
The Russian President has warned Western nations about the risk of nuclear war if they deploy troops in Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Will the ‘Magnificent Seven’ remain magnificent?**
The tech giants have driven Wall Street to record levels. That could turn into a problem. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare to speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
‘Healthy and happy person’: Goodwin rapt with Oliver; Magpies ‘easy fix’**
Clayton Oliver has turned his life around “significantly” since the AFL star’s well-documented struggles, according to Melbourne coach Simon Goodwin. ⌘ Read more
Friday is the new Satay: 10 saucy recipes to stick on your list
There’s something for everyone in these riffs on the Southeast Asian peanut sauce. ⌘ Read more
A 1940s American gangster suit from start to finish
In a TikTok video that's had nearly 5 million views, vintage suit collector Dirk Fourie models a 1940s gangster suit. ⌘ Read more
Man killed in Ballarat mine collapse
Union authorities have confirmed one of the miners trapped underground at a Ballarat mine has died. ⌘ Read more
SMH Schools Summit 2024 LIVE updates: Prue Car, Jason Clare to speak; co-education on agenda
Coeducation, funding and creating schools of the future: follow our live coverage of the Sydney Morning Herald Schools Summit. ⌘ Read more
Man in iron lung for 70 years got a law degree, wrote a book, and became social media star
Paul Alexander, who has died aged 78, was six when he contracted polio – once one of the most feared diseases in the West. ⌘ Read more
Australia leads coalition against Japanese child abductions
The Australian government has launched an unprecedented intervention in Japan’s domestic politics. ⌘ Read more
Putting together a vintage gangster suit
Vintage suit collector Dirk Fourie shows how a gangster suit is put together on his TIkTok video. ⌘ Read more