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Prosecutor leaves Trump case
A prosecutor has left the Georgia election interference case against Donald Trump. ⌘ Read more
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses Maccas outage
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses the global outage that saw McDonalds unable to process payments. ⌘ Read more
Ball smashes flying camera in strange scenes
The football was kicked high enough to hit the new flying fox camera at the Sydney and Collingwood match. ⌘ Read more
People arrested on Russian election day
Multiple people have been arrested for vandalising polling stations as Russia's presidential elections get underway. ⌘ Read more
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses Maccas outage
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses the global outage that saw McDonalds unable to process payments. ⌘ Read more
Motorcyclist killed in Sydney's west
A motorcyclist has been killed in a crash in Glenmore Park, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Sound the Horne: Meet the man tasked with fixing Australian rugby ... no pressure
Is the job of rebuilding rugby’s fortunes in Australia too big for one man? Peter Horne is about to find out. ⌘ Read more
‘Bad choices’: the love affair that almost derailed Trump’s election subversion trial
Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has survived an attempt to disqualify her from the election interference case she brought against the former president. ⌘ Read more
Rabbitohs are reeling, now for the recriminations
South Sydney have one win to crow about since the middle of last year - that’s a long time footy fans. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s most popular suburbs for home buyers now
Potential buyers are becoming more optimistic, hoping for interest rate cuts and tax cuts, although the effect is stronger in some areas than others. ⌘ Read more
Two more defamation cases could sink John Pesutto’s leadership
Two high-profile activists who rallied with Moira Deeming on the steps of state parliament have until Tuesday to file proceedings against the Liberal leader. ⌘ Read more
Small town, big payoff: Why we can’t get enough of Larrimah, population 11
How a tiny outback suburb inspired an award-winning podcast, an HBO documentary, and a TV series “inspired by true events”. ⌘ Read more
‘It was scary’: Geraldine Hickey on losing Cal Wilson and the diagnosis that changed her life
After an emotionally tough year, award-winning stand-up comedian Geraldine Hickey is back on track (and running on it, too). ⌘ Read more
With the Great Deskilling, it’s open season on human competence
Who needs to remember anything in the world of autocorrect and Google Maps? ⌘ Read more
High interest rates erode households’ ability to borrow and build
Australia’s builders are suffering a three-speed market as high interest rates erode households’ ability to borrow and build dwellings. ⌘ Read more
‘Your politics is better than people realise’: A cup of tea with Alastair Campbell
The former firebrand political adviser is enjoying later-in-life acclaim due to his acute political insights and relaxed demeanour. ⌘ Read more
Let’s leave polos where they belong, on daggy dads and school students
Rihanna is about to lead an impressionable generation down the fashion toilet. ⌘ Read more
The casual lunch that brought a club favourite’s time at Tigerland to an end
Neil Balme, a key part of Richmond’s return to AFL prominence, talks about the “briefly awkward” discussion that made it clear this would be his last year at the club. ⌘ Read more
Power and protest: Why Muslim leaders have left the table
Dismayed by horrific scenes in Gaza and political equivocation towards Israel, Muslim leaders are disengaging from government and shunning multi-faith forums. ⌘ Read more
Big Bash theory: The driving force behind racing’s agent of change
From Sale of the Century to writing TV scripts and creating the Big Bash, Racing Victoria CEO Andrew Jones believes he is the perfect fit to attract a new generation of fans to the track. But his approach is unsettling traditionalists. ⌘ Read more
How much a year of semi-fun retirement now costs
Think about what you want and how you spend, so you can have a wholesome retirement, not just a “modest” one. ⌘ Read more
Why you now must plan for aged care during retirement
The looming changes to the aged care system announced this week means it’s something we now all need to plan for. ⌘ Read more
My colleague says my LinkedIn post is unacceptable. I don’t understand why
When we write public opinions on social media (or in the pages of a newspaper, for that matter), there’s lots of room for reading between the lines. ⌘ Read more
The high price of PwC’s failed redemption story
Consulting firm PwC remains a pariah as the tax leak scandal continues to bite. ⌘ Read more
Lee Lin Chin has one of Australia’s most enviable wardrobes. Now, it’s for sale
If you’ve ever wanted to dress like the former SBS newsreader, here’s your chance. ⌘ Read more
800 million and growing: Why everyone wants a piece of the anime action
The market for animation from Japan is booming. And with a worldwide audience tipped to reach 1 billion, everyone wants to get in on the act. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s most in-demand suburbs for home buyers now
Sydney home values are picking up, but the hottest competition isn’t where you’d expect. ⌘ Read more
At 21, Joel was paralysed below the waist by freak surf. At 43, he’s a world champ
After a six-metre wave left the young pro bodyboarder a paraplegic, he avoided the beach for almost 20 years. Then, last November ... ⌘ Read more
See them while you still can: 19 bucket-list wildlife experiences
At a time when the world’s wildlife is under more pressure than ever, many of today’s wildlife experiences also help with conservation. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds of uni students caught in ‘new wave’ cheating
The real number of students using artificial intelligence is likely far higher, experts say, with detection tools only able to catch unsophisticated cheats. ⌘ Read more
How female athletes like Camille Herron are going further than ever before
The 42-year-old ultra-marathon runner has broken numerous world records with the aid of new research that is giving us a better understanding of women’s physiology. ⌘ Read more
The March 16 Edition
Joel Taylor: from horror surf injury to world champion \\| Developing the DNA-editing tool transforming the world \\| What’s it like to be a sociopath? ⌘ Read more
How a change in the description of a coastal town will cost a state $200 million
A change in the definition of Coffs Harbour will cost NSW millions and other states win or lose on similar technicalities. These are the mysteries of the GST allocation system. ⌘ Read more
Parramatta MP Andrew Charlton buys $12m Palm Beach holiday house
It’s a 50-kilometre hike from Parramatta to Palm Beach, and a multimillion dollar leap in house values. ⌘ Read more
Our sewers are awash with cocaine, but this isn’t a story of effluence
Australians live amid two distinct and irreconcilable cost of living crises. Our affection for cocaine draws a line between the two. ⌘ Read more
A tiny nation with only one obstetrician is now a cervical cancer screening leader
Nurses setting out on door-knocks and days-long boat rides to remote islands have helped Tuvalu achieve the remarkable. ⌘ Read more
The young ‘nerdigans’ buying up big and keeping books alive
The printed book is not dead and bookshops are thriving thanks to the voracious appetites of young readers. ⌘ Read more
After 250 years, Matthew Flinders goes on his epic final journey
As the first person to circumnavigate Australia and the explorer who popularised its name, Flinders has long been a figure of national importance. But in Britain he’s been largely forgotten. ⌘ Read more
Secret state: Victoria the suppression order capital of Australia
Accused sex offenders, killers and kidnappers have all used the court system to try and hide their identity, and it’s a balancing act some lawyers argue we don’t always get right. ⌘ Read more
‘Fat bikes’ sparking fear in Sydney’s beachside suburbs
Locals are fed up with overpowered e-bikes ruling the footpaths as councils struggle to stamp out young people speeding and riding dangerously. ⌘ Read more
Flag hangover? Magpies slump to 0-2, Heeney stars for surging Swans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz and Saturday Target Time, March 16
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Flag hangover? Magpies slump to 0-2, Heeney stars for surging Swans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Flag hangover? Magpies slump to 0-2, Heeney stars for surging Swans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Heeney fires as Swans beat struggling Magpies, dropping them to 0-2 start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Looking lustily at you, Barry, Jeremy and Jacob. Should I know better?**
The ogled are now the oglers in a fresh wave of steamy online content. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams: Demons swing the changes with Pickett among the ins
The teams for AFL round one are in as all the 18 clubs finally get going. Melbourne have made five changes for their clash versus Western Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
Cleary's cheeky Fowler admission
Panthers halfback Nathan Cleary revealed he was copping heat from his girlfriend, star Matildas striker Mary Fowler, after the Panthers lost back-to-back matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
The Age cleans up with the biggest haul at the Melbourne Press Club Quill Awards
This masthead’s journalists, photographers, artists and designers won 11 awards and were highly commended 16 times across 31 categories at a ceremony on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
The award-winning stories from Age reporters
The Age has once again scooped the pool at the annual Melbourne Press Club Quill Awards for Excellence in Victorian Journalism. Read the stories and see the images and projects that have been recognised at this year’s Quills. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
When did zombies and cardboard houses become serious art?**
Fifty years ago, Melbourne’s most lively creative space was born. It changed our ideas about contemporary art. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams: Demons swing the changes with Pickett among the ins
The selected teams for AFL round one as all the 18 clubs finally get going. Melbourne have made five changes for clash versus Western Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams: Demons swing the changes with Pickett among the ins
The selected teams for AFL round one as all the 18 clubs finally get going. Melbourne have made five changes for clash versus Western Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Cleary reveals Fowler dig
Panthers halfback Nathan Cleary revealed he was copping heat from his girlfriend, star Matildas striker Mary Fowler, after the Panthers lost back-to-back matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Government sweats on critical new court challenge on immigration detainees
The High Court will decide if more immigration detainees should be released into the community following a fresh hearing next month. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams: Demons swing the changes with McDonald among the ins
The selected teams for AFL round one. Richmond and Carlton begin the action on Thursday night. Melbourne have made five changes for clash versus Western Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Panthers v Eels - Round 2
Penrith Panthers take on the Parramatta Eels in Round 2 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at BlueBet Stadium, Penrith ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Heeney fires as Swans speed away from struggling Magpies; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Alarm bells ringing for Collingwood; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Girl, 13, orphaned after drowning death of parents
A 13-year-old girl has been left orphaned after both of her parents drowned in an estuary south of Perth. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Alarm bells ringing for Collingwood; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Alarm bells ringing for Collingwood; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Crossing WA’s Horizontal Falls soon a thing of the past
Riding through the Horizontal Falls is a bucket list item for thousands of visitors, but the state government has swung the axe on the Kimberley tourism experience. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Alarm bells ringing for Collingwood; Footy hits Spidercam but it’s play on
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Eel injured putting on 'tackle of the season'
Kelma Tuilagi put a massive hit on Liam Martin, but injured himself in the process. ⌘ Read more
McDonald’s suffers worldwide outage
Fast-food giant McDonald’s was on Friday night experiencing an outage of its computer systems, which was preventing stores in Australia from processing orders. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Big Yikes! review: The teen anxiety crisis that inspired a comedy
The fact that a rosy future is no longer a young person’s birthright simmers in the background of this coming-of-age play. ⌘ Read more
Final resting place for haunting Sunshine Coast tourism icon
For more than a century, beachgoers gazed at the wreck of the SS Dicky. Those days have sailed but the great ship’s legacy, with tales of unproven murder and earlier adventures, live on. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Rebels' desperation gifts Reds try
Josh Flook was gifted an easy try for the Reds when the Rebels' Glen Vaihu threw the ball into his hands. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Cats legend calls on coach to shake up team
Geelong champion Isaac Smith has called on former coach Chris Scott to lean on young players in 2024. ⌘ Read more
De Goey bends the ball for a goal
Magpies star Jordan De Goey showed off his finishing skills with first-quarter kick for goal against Sydney on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
‘Razzle dazzle’ Reds strike with classic try
Some scintillating play from the Queensland Reds brought them their fourth try against the Melbourne Rebels, putting Seru Uru across the chalk. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
All Blacks star's yellow card ends Crusaders' hopes
A last-minute brain explosion by Owen Franks gifted the Hurricanes and penalty and killed any hope of the Crusaders mounting a late counter-attack. ⌘ Read more
Luai on report for 'blatant' trip
Jarome Luai was put on report for an attempted trip on Eels halfback Mitchell Moses. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams: Dees swing the changes, welcome back Brown, McDonald
The selected teams for AFL round one. Richmond and Carlton begin the action on Thursday night. Melbourne have made five changes for clash versus Western Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
German tourist bitten by Dingo on K’Gari**
A German tourist has been bitten by a Dingo on K’Gari, with rangers now searching for the animal. ⌘ Read more
Police admit they failed to protect Gold Coast mum Kelly Wilkinson
Queensland Police have admitted they failed to protect Gold Coast mum Kelly Wilkinson, who was murdered and set alight by her estranged husband. ⌘ Read more
Queensland prepares for tightly contested council elections
Queensland is preparing for tightly contested council elections to take place tomorrow. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Alleged teenage thief climbs tree to escape police
Teenage thieves have allegedly stolen a car and pulled up to a golf club. One was arrested but the other climbed up a tree in an attempt to escape police. ⌘ Read more
Leota puts Panthers in front
Moses Leota looked more like a back as he ran 30m to put the Panthers in front against the Eels. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies unfurl premiership flag, take on Sydney Swans at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Sharks v Bulldogs - Round 2
The Cronulla Sharks take on the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs in Round 2 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at PointsBet Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more