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Bomber under fire after late hit
Mason Redman could face the music after this hit on Hawk Jai Newcombe. ⌘ Read more
Pies slammed for 'lazy' act
Collingwood has been accused of a premiership hangover after a poor act against Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: LNP, Labor, Greens go head-to-head; Inala, Ipswich West vote in byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Climate protestors blockade Melbourne CBD
Climate protestors blockaded Melbourne’s CBD this afternoon, staging a sit-in at Flinders Street Station. ⌘ Read more
First-home buyers nab Petersham townhouse for $1,765,000**
Buyers priced out of the housing market are competing fiercely for next-best options, agents say, on another red-hot Sydney Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Australian shepherds are soaring in popularity – but are they doggone Aussies?**
Brunswick dog trainer Katia Grimmer finds it difficult to pinpoint what she loves most about Australian shepherd dogs. ⌘ Read more
Electric car on display reverses into Myer shopfront
An electric car has caused mayhem in a Sydney shopping centre, with reports the car suddenly reversed into a Myer shopfront in Liverpool Westfield. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: LNP, Labor, Greens go head-to-head; Inala, Ipswich West vote in byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Mitchell, Walker embarrass weak NRL in Mam racism case
The NRL has been left looking limp with Latrell Mitchell and Cody Walker seen to be pressuring decision makers during the Spencer Leniu-Ezra Mam racial abuse case. ⌘ Read more
How brutal tackling sessions with Roosters great have Sam Walker back on track
Sam Walker is known for his attacking brilliance, but his defence was excellent in Las Vegas – and he has one Roosters legend to thank. ⌘ Read more
Electric Toole fires Brumbies in front
Electric winger Corey Toole fires the Brumbies in front with a scorching try in Dunedin. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Real estate agency charged after auction sale smashes price guide
The townhouse in Melbourne’s north-east was initially listed for $900,000 to $950,000, then raised to $1 to $1.1million. It sold for more than $1.5 million. ⌘ Read more
‘Just came to get a sausage’: Where Brisbanites are casting their votes on election day
Months of campaigning from the city’s lord mayoral candidates is coming to a close. Is there change in the air or are Brisbane voters sticking with the status quo? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Stringer kicks fourth as Bombers lead, Hawks chase last term comeback
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Tigers concede embarrassing try
Bud Sullivan was caught napping as the Raiders left edge took full advantage. ⌘ Read more
Strange steps Tigers silly
Ethan Strange showed all his talent to run through his rivals. ⌘ Read more
Strange steps Tigers silly
Ethan Strange showed all his talent to run through his rivals. ⌘ Read more
Api proves too tricky for Raiders
Apisai Koroisau showed all his class to go over for the Tigers. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Stringer kicks fourth as Bombers lead, Hawks chase last term comeback
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Stringer kicks fourth as Bombers lead, Hawks chase last term comeback
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Strange steps Tigers silly
Ethan Strange showed all his talent to run through his rivals. ⌘ Read more
Female records tumble at Port to Pub Rottnest swim
Three female records have been broken in the annual Euroz Hartleys Port to Pub Rottnest swim, which saw more than 1500 people cross the 19.7-kilometre stretch from Leighton Beach on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers take slim lead as Hawks chase last term win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
The ‘I’m Just Ken’ effect: Jack Black says every movie needs a viral song
Jack Black returns to the billion-dollar Kung Fu Panda franchise – and this time, he’s brought Britney Spears with him. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers take slim lead as Hawks chase last term win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks enjoy fiery MCG clash; Reid off injured
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks enjoy fiery MCG clash; Reid off injured
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Pope Francis so ‘dazzled’ by woman he almost gave up on priesthood
The Pope’s infatuation with the young woman almost deprived the Catholic Church of its first pontiff from the Americas and the first Jesuit pope. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks enjoy fiery MCG clash; Reid off injured
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks enjoy fiery MCG clash; Reid off injured
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks enjoy fiery MCG clash; Reid off injured
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Broughton wins foot race
Highlanders No.8 Nikora Broughton wins a foot race to score against the Brumbies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks enjoy fiery MCG clash; Reid off injured
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Marshall era gets under way as Tigers kick off season in Canberra
They’ve had to wait longer than anyone after Vegas and the opening-round bye but the Tigers finally hit the turf on Saturday against a Raiders side firing after a first-up win. ⌘ Read more
Electric car on display reverses into Myer shopfront
An electric car has caused mayhem in a Sydney shopping centre, with reports the car suddenly reversed into a Myer shopfront in Liverpool Westfield. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks battle at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks battle at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Reds thump Rebels, Force fall to 0-4 against Pasifika
Queensland have confirmed their status as Australia’s top Super Rugby Pacific team, consigning Melbourne to a hefty home loss –  while the Force slumped to a 0-4 record after crashing to Moana Pasifika. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks battle at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Man allegedly stabbed to death by brother had just been released from jail
Hassan Wraydeh was released on parole on March 2. Eight days later, he was allegedly stabbed in the neck by his brother Hussein Wraydeh. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks battle at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
‘Leading the charge of the world’: Wallaroo’s plea to close the gap
The old enemy is “leading the charge of the world”, and an Australian star has outlined how the Wallaroos can surpass them. ⌘ Read more
Shoppers injured after display car crash in Westfield
Shoppers have been injured at a western Sydney shopping mall after a car on display hit members of the public. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Ginnivan, Stringer star as Dons, Hawks battle at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs captain Jake Gordon shares why the team will be wearing pink jerseys
Jake Gordon shares that the Waratahs will be wearing pink jerseys at the Rugby for Good Charity Round to raise awareness for the Sydney Breast Cancer Foundation. ⌘ Read more
Bombers and Hawks clash early
Essendon and Hawthorn are on early, with tussles breaking out around the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m sacrificing my freedom’: Activist vows to lead CBD protest despite bail conditions
Deanna ‘Violet’ Coco – whose bail conditions say she “cannot block or impede traffic on a road” – plans to join Extinction Rebellion’s mass “sit-in” at a major intersection on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Mum rushes to be by heartbroken Tiger's side
Josh Gibcus' mother Yvonne flew in at midnight after her son suffered a ruptured ACL against Carlton. ⌘ Read more
Richmond buyer lands terrace for $1,005,000 with a single bid
The successful buyer bided their time until the last moment, and knocked out the rest of their competition with a single $5000 bid. ⌘ Read more
Man jailed for importing 266kg of MDMA
A Melbourne man has been jailed for 14 years for importing 266kg of MDMA hidden in wine bottles. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
‘Greener, safer, calmer’: The plan to discourage drivers from central Sydney
The City of Sydney wants to make the CBD more pedestrian friendly, but will discouraging motorists cause economic harm? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks resume rivalry at MCG
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after alleged stabbing by brother in Sydney’s west
Hassan Wraydeh had been rushed to hospital in a critical condition after the alleged stabbing by Hussein Wraydeh in Guildford last Sunday. He died this week. ⌘ Read more
PM says community safety top priority ahead of immigration detention hearing
Anthony Albanese says the government is keeping community safety a top priority ahead of a High Court hearing that could see more immigration detainees released. ⌘ Read more
Ground staff discover panel missing from Boeing plane after landing
Boeing is in the spotlight again after a panel was found to be missing in post-flight checks. Debris could not be found nearby, suggesting the panel came off mid-flight. ⌘ Read more
Still burning: Peter Garrett’s well-oiled solo show amps up the passion
The Midnight Oil frontman might be 70, but you wouldn’t know it from this galvanising show behind a new solo record. ⌘ Read more
Byelections to help Miles gauge Labor’s chances in state poll
Premier Steven Miles will be watching Saturday’s byelections in Inala and Ipswich West particularly closely after a new opinion poll indicated Labor faced defeat in October. ⌘ Read more
NRL reviews Mitchell’s expletive-laden interview as pressure mounts before Roosters blockbuster
Players have been reminded about being good role models after a radio interview featuring Latrell Mitchell raised the ire of the NRL. ⌘ Read more
Ballarat miners dodged death, but toughest part is yet to come: Beaconsfield survivor
Brant Webb is one of two men saved from the Beaconsfield goldmine disaster of 2006 and urged Ballarat mine survivors to share their deepest fears and feelings with loved ones. ⌘ Read more
Apple must face lawsuit that says AirTags are used by stalkers to track victims
Apple has lost a bid to dismiss a lawsuit alleging that its AirTag devices help stalkers track their victims. ⌘ Read more
Gould admits 'big ask' for Tigers debutant
Phil Gould has admitted Lachlan Galvin is faced with a 'big ask' in his NRL debut. ⌘ Read more
Flag hangover? Magpies slump to 0-2, Heeney stars for surging Swans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood and Sydney play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Be prepared: Queensland’s election-day voters face long queues
With large numbers of Queenslanders yet to vote, hydration and sun protection are recommended at polling booths, with long waits at some locations. ⌘ Read more
What are Matter, Thread and Wi-Fi 7, and how they can make life easier?**
You might not know about these latest wireless standards just yet, but they’ll be key to pulling your smart home together in the near future. ⌘ Read more
Prince William remembers Christchurch terror attack victims five years on
The Prince of Wales remembered the victims of the 2019 Christchurch terror attacks in a statement. ⌘ Read more
Albanese urges calm over critical new court challenge on immigration detainees
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese says promoting fear in the community is not appropriate as the government braces for the possible release of more detainees. ⌘ Read more
Community rallies around girl left orphaned after parents drown in Peel estuary
A Perth community is rallying around a 13-year-old girl left orphaned after her parents drowned while fishing in an estuary south of Mandurah. ⌘ Read more
‘Can’t go on’: Collingwood’s Bendigo Hotel calls last drinks
As insurance premiums soar and punters splash less cash, the home of Melbourne’s heavy metal scene will close by the end of the month. ⌘ Read more
Scheffler battles through pain at Players
Defending champion Scotte Scheffler is battling through neck pain at the Players Championship in Florida. ⌘ Read more
Ground staff discover panel missing from Boeing plane after landing
Boeing is in the spotlight again after a panel was found to be missing in post-flight checks. Debris could not be found nearby, suggesting the panel came off mid-flight. ⌘ Read more
Albanese urges calm over critical new court challenge on immigration detainees
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese says promoting fear in the community is not appropriate as the government braces for the possible release of more detainees. ⌘ Read more
10-minute salt and pepper squid banh mi with sweet chilli pickle
One of Australia’s favourite dishes, salt-and-pepper squid, meets Vietnam’s favourite sandwich, with magical results. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, March 17, 2024
World of photos, March 17, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Queenslanders go to the polls in crucial by-elections
Millions will vote in two crucial by-elections in Queensland today. ⌘ Read more
Motorcyclist killed in Sydney's west
A motorcyclist has been killed in a crash in Glenmore Park, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Unis rejecting tourist, bridging visa holders as foreign crackdown intensifies
Universities are knocking back international student applications from people already in Australia on tourist, temporary work or bridging visas, as the sector considers calling for a reprieve from the overhaul. ⌘ Read more
Israel approves Rafah attack, Biden praises speech calling for Netanyahu replacement
Israel has approved a potential assault on the Gazan city of Rafah, where more than a million Palestinians are sheltering, amid ongoing ceasefire talks. ⌘ Read more
GMHBA Stadium to be tickled pink by arrival of one of Melbourne’s most popular restaurants
Look forward to live DJs, neon pink lighting and crowd-pleasing feed-me menus when Chin Chin makes its AFL debut in Geelong next month. ⌘ Read more
Measles alert for Sydney’s west after baby diagnosed with illness
The infant returned to Sydney from south-east Asia on a flight on March 2, before being hospitalised days later, NSW Health says. ⌘ Read more
Benji slams critics ahead of new Tigers era
Benji Marshall has slammed critics over his coaching style ahead of his first official game in charge of the Wests Tigers. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday, March 16
National weather forecast for Saturday, March 16. ⌘ Read more
People arrested on Russian election day
Multiple people have been arrested for vandalising polling stations as Russia's presidential elections get underway. ⌘ Read more
Motorcyclist killed in Sydney's west
A motorcyclist has been killed in a crash in Glenmore Park, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Cheeky chip-and-chase sets up Force try
Some quick thinking from Chase Tiatia set up Bayley Kuenzle for the first Western Force try of the match against Moana Pasifika. ⌘ Read more
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses Maccas outage
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses the global outage that saw McDonalds unable to process payments. ⌘ Read more
McDonald's back online after massive outage
McDonald's restaurants have re-opened around Australia, the fast food giant confirmed, after a major international systems outage. ⌘ Read more
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses Maccas outage
Tech expert Trevor Long addresses the global outage that saw McDonalds unable to process payments. ⌘ Read more
Western Force bomb easy try
Issak Fines-Leleiwasa coughed up an easy seven points after dropping the ball cold after the Western Force slipped through the Moana Pasifika defence. ⌘ Read more