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As it happened: Another week, another heartbreaking loss for Tahs
The Waratahs have lost by two points for the second week in a row to New Zealand opposition, this time the Blues in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Brilliant Dangerfield goal seals thrilling Cats win; Clarkson ‘shattered’ for defender
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Is this the greatest try ever? Coates produces a put-down for the ages
There have been some athletic put-downs from wingers over the years, but this may be the greatest of them all. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: A brilliant late goal from Patrick Dangerfield locks down Geelong win in nail-biting finish
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Adrian Schrinner returned as Brisbane’s lord mayor
Adrian Schrinner has retained his position as lord mayor of Brisbane, winning the local council election for another term.⁠ ⌘ Read more
Concerns for triple-zero services amid 3G shutdown
The government has written to the chief executives of Telstra, Optus and TPG amid fears nearly 1 million Australians may be left unable to contact triple zero. ⌘ Read more
Unis rejecting tourist, bridging visa holders as foreign crackdown intensifies
Universities are knocking back international student applications from people already in Australia on tourist, temporary work or bridging visas, as the sector considers calling for a reprieve from the overhaul. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: A brilliant late goal from Patrick Dangerfield locks down Geelong win in nail-biting finish
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: A brilliant late goal from Patrick Dangerfield locks down Geelong win in nail-biting finish
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Cameron excites with insane goal as Saints threaten Cats late
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: LNP’s Schrinner returned as Brisbane lord mayor, attention turns to race in wards
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
Cameron kicks a stunning goal
Jeremy Cameron blessed the newly opened Joel Selwood Stand with a contender for goal of the year. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Cameron excites with insane goal as Saints threaten Cats late
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Adrian Schrinner returned as Brisbane’s Lord Mayor
Adrian Schrinner has retained his position as lord mayor of Brisbane, winning the local council election for another term.⁠ ⌘ Read more
Coates pulls off match-winning try
Xavier Coates defied physics to score the match-winning try for the Storm against the Warriors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Cameron excites with insane goal but Geelong can’t yet shake the Saints
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Cameron excites with insane goal but Geelong can’t yet shake the Saints
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Montoya scores in moment of chaos
In a chaotic passage of play, Luke Metcalf spread the ball left to send Marcelo Montoya over for a try. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: Counting begins in Queensland local government polls, Inala, Ipswich West byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
Sullivan lands crucial blow for Blues
Zarn Sullivan lands a crucial blow for the Blues as the fullback crosses for their second try. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Cameron excites with insane goal but Geelong can’t yet shake the Saints
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Three dead after trio of road crashes across Perth
Three people have been killed in a trio of separate road crashes in Perth. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Cameron excites with insane goal but Geelong can’t yet shake the Saints
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Cameron excites with insane goal but Geelong can’t yet shake the Saints
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Another week, another heartbreaking loss for Tahs
It’s been an up-and-down campaign for the Tahs so far, who came within a missed penalty of going back-to-back against Kiwi opposition in last week’s Highlanders heartbreak. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: Counting begins in Queensland local government polls, Inala, Ipswich West byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
'Stench' at ground leaves Ricky fired up
Canberra coach Ricky Stuart thinks it's 'absolutely crap' the Raiders don't have a new stadium. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: Counting begins in Queensland local government polls, Inala, Ipswich West byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
McKeown sends ominous warning ahead of Olympics after almost breaking her world record
Four months before the Paris Olympics, backstroker Kaylee McKeown is already in red-hot form. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Blues remain on top physically and on scoreboard
It’s been an up-and-down campaign for the Tahs so far, who came within a missed penalty of going back-to-back against Kiwi opposition in last week’s Highlanders heartbreak. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams: Demons swing the changes with Pickett among the ins
The teams for AFL round one are in as all the 18 clubs finally get going. Melbourne have made five changes for their clash versus Western Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Blues take lead in cagey first half
It’s been an up-and-down campaign for the Tahs so far, who came within a missed penalty of going back-to-back against Kiwi opposition in last week’s Highlanders heartbreak. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: Counting begins in Queensland local government polls, Inala, Ipswich West byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Cowboys clinch golden-point thriller
Chad Townsend hit the winning field goal during golden point to clinch the win for the Cowboys over the Knights. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Vladmir Putin plays his best hand
Readers discuss nuclear power, the State Library of Victoria’s decision to cancel an event, Collingwood’s poor performance, and the Russian election. ⌘ Read more
Give Kate a break. Family photos are always built on lies
Believe me, I need to Photoshop out a lot more than a sleeve. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Geelong’s chance to make a stand for Selwood in round one; Bomber relief at first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Cowboys v Knights - Round 2
North Queensland Cowboys host the Newcastle Knights in Round 2 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS join Swans at the top of the table; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Feldt etches himself into Cowboys' record book
Kyle Feldt drew level as the Cowboys' all-time greatest try-scorer after charging over against the Knights. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS join Swans at the top of the table; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Beale honours late brother in rugby return for Randwick
After a year out of the game, Kurtley Beale played for Randwick in the Australian Club Championship on Saturday after his brother William passed away on Thursday night. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: Counting begins in Queensland local government polls, Inala, Ipswich West byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS join Swans at the top of the table; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Ratima strikes for lethal Chiefs
Cortez Ratima strikes for the lethal Chiefs in their Super Rugby clash with the Drua. ⌘ Read more
Polls close in Queensland by-elections
Polls have just closed in Queensland’s by-elections for the seats of Inala and Ipswich West. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS on target for another big score; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS on target for another big score; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: Counting begins in Queensland local government polls, Inala, Ipswich West byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
Elliott scores a first-half double
Jack Hetherington offloaded to Adam Elliott close to the line, setting up his second try in the opening half Knights' clash with the Cowboys. ⌘ Read more
Battered Brumbies star's hilarious interview
Battered Brumbies star Tom Hooper delivered a hilarious interview in Dunedin. ⌘ Read more
‘Who is No.1 now’: Owner’s fighting words after Pride Of Jenni’s mile win
The fighting words continued after the All-Star Mile on Saturday, with victorious owner Tony Ottobre claiming the No.1 title for both his horse and trainer ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Waratahs chase statement victory hosting Blues
It’s been an up-and-down campaign for the Tahs so far, who came within a missed penalty of going back-to-back against Kiwi opposition in last week’s Highlanders heartbreak. ⌘ Read more
How cafes and playgrounds are breathing new life into cemeteries
Bunurong Memorial Park and Cemetery in Dandenong is not just a place to bury the dead. It also includes a cafe, a children’s playground, trails for walking, running and cycling and space for picnics. ⌘ Read more
‘A festival of adrenaline and food and drink’: Grand prix’s female-friendly focus
The Formula 1 grand prix is becoming like the Birdcage, say some attendees. ⌘ Read more
Luai backs Panthers fans to show respect to Mam after racism scandal
Penrith has been the scene of two racial abuse incidents in recent seasons, but five-eighth Jarome Luai is confident there won’t be any repeat during the grand final rematch on Thursday night. ⌘ Read more
‘I don’t really care that much’: Ginnivan unleashes Manchester United move amid Pie talk
New Hawk Jack Ginnivan has revealed what he thinks about his former club Collingwood, as he was one of Hawthorn’s best in a season-opening loss to Essendon at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS on target for another big score; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide homes inundated by burst water main
Adelaide residents are mopping up their homes after water main burst. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS on target for another big score; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: LNP, Labor, Greens go head-to-head; Inala, Ipswich West vote in byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: GWS on target for another big score; Bomber relief after first-up win
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
‘She is a special mare’: Zougotcha lifts to land Coolmore Classic
James McDonald believed Zougotcha called on all her group 1 qualities to win Saturday’s Coolmore Classic at Rosehill. ⌘ Read more
Dozens arrested as climate protesters bring CBD traffic to a standstill
About 35 people had to be removed from the intersection outside Flinders Street Station after an Extinction Rebellion protest weaved its way through city streets. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: LNP, Labor, Greens go head-to-head; Inala, Ipswich West vote in byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne grocer repeatedly targeted by teen shoplifters
An Indian grocer in Melbourne has repeatedly been targeted by teenage shoplifters. ⌘ Read more
For the love of Australian shepherd dogs
For the love of Australian shepherd dogs ⌘ Read more
Dozens arrested as climate protesters bring CBD traffic to a standstill
Around 35 people had to be removed from the intersection outside Flinders Street Station after an Extinction Rebellion protest weaved its way through city streets. ⌘ Read more
For the love of Australian shepherd dogs
For the love of Australian shepherd dogs ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Stringer, Bombers kick straight for win over Hawks; Roos keeping with Giants
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Climate protestors blockade Melbourne CBD
Climate protestors blockaded Melbourne’s CBD this afternoon, staging a sit-in at Flinders Street Station. ⌘ Read more
‘Think too much, it’s the wrong thing’: Marshall’s praise for Tigers debutant
Benji Marshall lost his first game as head coach of the Wests Tigers – but he sure will have some fun with the owner of his old No. 6 jersey, Lachie Galvin. ⌘ Read more
Federal government prepares challenge over immigration detention
The federal government is preparing for several High Court challenges over immigration detention. ⌘ Read more
Motorcyclist killed in Sydney's west
A motorcyclist has been killed in a crash in Glenmore Park, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Electric car on display reverses into Myer shopfront
An electric car has caused mayhem in a Sydney shopping centre, with reports the car suddenly reversed into a Myer shopfront in Liverpool Westfield. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Stringer, Bombers kick straight for win over Hawks; Roos keeping with Giants
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Stringer, Bombers kick straight for win over Hawks; Roos keeping with Giants
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: LNP, Labor, Greens go head-to-head; Inala, Ipswich West vote in byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Coonamble on Sunday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on Country Championships day. ⌘ Read more
Liberals consider NSW gay conversion therapy ban ‘in good faith’**
Victoria’s conversion therapy ban, particularly its implications for religious practices, exposed divisions within its Liberal Party four years ago. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams: Demons swing the changes with Pickett among the ins
The teams for AFL round one are in as all the 18 clubs finally get going. Melbourne have made five changes for their clash versus Western Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
Dozens arrested as climate protesters bring CBD traffic to a stand still
Around 35 people had to be removed from the intersection outside Flinders Street Station after an Extinction Rebellion protest weaved its way through city streets. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Stringer, Bombers kick straight for win over Hawks; Roos keeping with Giants
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane Council election 2024 LIVE updates: LNP, Labor, Greens go head-to-head; Inala, Ipswich West vote in byelections
What’s happening in wards across the city and in the race to be lord mayor as Brisbane votes in the 2024 council election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Bombers recruits thrive, Stringer kicks four in win over Hawks; Giants, North clash in Sydney
Follow along as our AFL Saturday live blog returns covering all the major moments and reactions from the full day of matches. ⌘ Read more