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Tasmania’s time has arrived as AFL team launched amid stadium debate
Tasmanians will come together to celebrate the birth of their own team, revealing the jumper and their nickname at a range of locations around the state and one in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins star left dazed by falcon
Jeremy Marshall-King was heavily concussed when Ben Hunt's kick when straight into his head. ⌘ Read more
TikTok faces new calls for bans or curbs
Australia needs new laws to curb the power of the social media app and protect the community from misinformation, a security expert has warned. ⌘ Read more
‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver admits it will take time to win back trust
The four-time club champion finished Sunday’s 45-point victory over the Western Bulldogs at the MCG with 35 touches, seven inside 50s and six clearances in a best-on-ground display that helped swing the match in the Demons’ favour. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Sicily, Redman cop one-match bans; Emotional Oliver stars in Demons win over Dogs; Lions, Dockers underway
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Yacht capsizes near Adelaide
A St Patrick's Day celebration's gone spectacularly wrong off Semaphore beach as a yacht capsized. ⌘ Read more
Oversharing isn’t the path to intimacy. I had to learn the hard way
My bipolar mother made friends everywhere she went, but I’ve discovered intimate bonds don’t need to be built on the back of exposure to our deepest personal difficulties. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Sicily, Redman cop one-match bans; Emotional Oliver stars in Demons win over Dogs; Lions, Dockers underway
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Sicily, Redman cop one-match bans; Emotional Oliver stars in Demons win over Dogs; Power dominate Eagles despite wayward kicking
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘Chills down my spine’: Oliver shines as Demons bounce back to beat Bulldogs
An emotional Clayton Oliver admits he has a long way to go to earn back his Melbourne teammates’ trust after a summer dominated by off-field headlines. ⌘ Read more
I’ve been stacking my kitchen cutlery drawer wrong for years
Should cutlery be organised fork, knife, spoon, left to right? Knife, fork spoon? Why I’ve been doing it wrong for years, and what the experts think. ⌘ Read more
Greens’ surge changes the nature of Brisbane’s council politics
While the election dust settles on a re-elected LNP administration, the century-old two-party system in Brisbane’s City Hall has firmly been turned on its head. ⌘ Read more
Man dead after drowning in Victoria
A man is dead and two others are critical after they were pulled from the surf near Apollo Bay on the Great Ocean Road. ⌘ Read more
Strangers finish allegedly murdered mum’s run
A group of strangers have finished the fateful run Samantha Murphy was unable to complete in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Action after detainees released by the High Court.
Law makers are returning to Canberra as the Federal government scrambles to correct a visa mess regarding 150 detainees released by the High Court. ⌘ Read more
Dodgy taxi drivers face tougher action
Tougher penalties will be rolled out for taxi drivers who refuse trips and overcharge passengers. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Sicily, Redman cop one-match bans; Emotional Oliver stars in Demons win over Dogs; Power dominate Eagles despite wayward kicking
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Plea for information after man, 28, left for dead on Sydney road
Police have issued desperate plea after a 28-year-old man was left for dead on a road at Tamarama near Bondi in Sydney’s east. ⌘ Read more
Manly make it two from two with statement win over Roosters
The Sea Eagles were deserved winners at 4 Pines Park on Sunday, getting the chocolates with a 21-14 win thanks in no small part to the reborn Luke Brooks. ⌘ Read more
Gallery: The best photos from around the world on March 17, 2024
Gallery: The best photos from around the world on March 17, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Danger prompts need for regulation around e-bikes
Fat bikes are electric motorbikes. Cars and motorbikes need insurance to cover injury costs. Fat bikes and even fast normal bikes need the same and fat bikes need a licence for the kids and our safety. ⌘ Read more
If a tree falls in the forest, let the fallen log lie, say conservationists
Debate is raging about whether trees that have been blown over in windstorms should remain in Victorian forests or be carted away for timber or firewood. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Sea Eagles v Roosters - Round 2
Manly Sea Eagles host the Sydney Roosters in Round 2 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at 4 Pines Park, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Government promises up to $250 for each school-aged WA child
However, families with kids in childcare will miss out and the policy will not be means-tested. ⌘ Read more
Around the clubs: Penrith prop Fisher-Harris cleared of serious injury
James Fisher-Harris was on the field for just 24 minutes of Penrith’s win over Parramatta on Friday night but the picture appears a lot rosier after scans showed no significant damage. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Sicily, Redman cop one-match bans; Emotional Oliver stars in Demons win over Dogs; Power dominate Eagles
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Ryan breaks 21-year-old record, books Olympic Games spot
Melbourne distance runner Lauren Ryan has smashed a 21-year-old national record and booked herself a place on the team for Paris 2024. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
One man dead, two critical after being pulled from water near Apollo Bay
Victoria Police said a female passerby dragged all three of the unconscious men, one by one, from the water and then other beachgoers attempted CPR. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Sicily, Redman cop one-match bans; Emotional Oliver stars in Demons win over Dogs; Power dominate Eagles
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Concern for Keary with head knock
Luke Keary's troubled history with concussions has continued after he left the field for an HIA. ⌘ Read more
Four points: This goal won’t be beaten for skill and athleticism, and it’s only round one
Cats show Saints what they’re missing; Stocker decision was a shocker; and the second-gamer lighting up the Demons. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Sicily, Redman cop one-match bans; Emotional Oliver stars in Demons win over Dogs; Power dominate Eagles
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
A matter of taste: The menu AI devised for this Melbourne restaurant
Chef Scott Pickett isn’t worried about losing his job just yet, but he does think artificial intelligence has a potential role to play in the hospitality business. ⌘ Read more
‘Basketball heaven’: Jackson claims sixth WNBL title, 25 years after her first
Lauren Jackson’s sixth Women’s National Basketball League title was secured on Sunday, remarkably 25 years after her first. ⌘ Read more
Gus fires up over 'terrible decision'
Haumole Olakau'atu looked like he scored a certain try until the Bunker intervened. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Move to overhaul prestigious tennis club’s board gathers pace
The turmoil at Kooyong Lawn Tennis Club continues as a members’ group makes a move against the board and the new financial chief quits before he starts. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: ‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver stars after troubled pre-season as Demons bounce back over Dogs; Power and Eagles in tight early tussle
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Panthers enforcer avoids serious damage
James Fisher-Harris has given the Panthers some relief after it was revealed he won't be out long-term due to injury. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Harbour Bridge two-way toll needed to fix Rozelle Interchange: Allan Fels
The former competition watchdog chairman warns the $6.7 billion Western Harbour Tunnel is at risk of becoming a white elephant. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: ‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver stars after troubled pre-season as Demons bounce back over Dogs; Power and Eagles in tight early tussle
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
One man dead, two critical after being pulled from water near Apollo Bay
One man has died and two are in critical condition after the trio ran into trouble while swimming near Apollo Bay on Sunday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: ‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver stars after troubled pre-season as Demons bounce back over Dogs; Power and Eagles in tight early tussle
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Oliver's special MCG reception
Clayton Oliver received a standing ovation from Melbourne fans as they recorded a 45-point win over the Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
India’s navy takes control of ship hijacked by Somali piratesRead more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: ‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver stars after troubled pre-season as Demons bounce back over Dogs; Power and Eagles in tight early tussle
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Teddy draws Chooks level
Roosters skipper James Tedesco drew his side level against Manly with a Melbourne Storm-esque outside-inside play. ⌘ Read more
One man dead, two critical after being pulled from water near Apollo Bay
One man has died and two are in critical condition after the trio ran into trouble while swimming near Apollo Bay on Sunday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
‘We encourage players to be themselves’: NRL won’t sanction Mitchell over radio profanities
NRL chief executive Andrew Abdo phoned Souths boss Blake Solly on Saturday to arrange a meeting with Latrell Mitchell, who has escaped with a warning for his controversial interview. ⌘ Read more
‘He’s a bit hard done by’: Was Hughes’ referee shove worse than Luai’s?**
Less than a year after Penrith’s Jarome Luai escaped a ban for pushing a touch judge, Storm halfback Jahrome Hughes copped a heavier punishment for a referee incident as he tried to save a try. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: ‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver stars after troubled pre-season as Demons bounce back over Dogs; Power and Eagles in tight early tussle
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Putin poised to rule Russia for six more years after an election with no real choices
Navalny’s team are asking Russians to flock to polling stations Sunday at noon local time across the country’s 11 time zones to demonstrate their discontent with Putin’s rule. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
High steaks at Meatstock as competitive barbecuing heats up
Competitive barbecuing appears to be firing up, but fans compete for the glory – and succulent, sizzling snacks – rather than the money. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: ‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver stars after troubled pre-season as Demons bounce back over Dogs; Power and Eagles in tight early tussle
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Croker opens Manly's account
Lachlan Croker scored Manly's first of the afternoon in front of a sold out home crowd at Brookvale Oval. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Police appeal after pedestrian dies in alleged hit and run
Police have appealed to the public for assistance after a pedestrian died in an alleged hit and run in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: ‘Chills down my spine’: Emotional Oliver stars after troubled pre-season as Demons bounce back over Dogs
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Lloyd lauds Cats' unlikely hero
Matthew Lloyd believes Geelong has uncovered a genuine champion in young forward Ollie Dempsey. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Standing ovation for ‘emotional’ Oliver after tumultuous pre-season
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘Salvation is about saving lives’: CBD churches plead for safe injecting room
Spurred by their faith and dozens of overdose deaths, city church leaders have thrown their support behind a safe injecting room in Melbourne’s CBD as the government wavers on its commitment. ⌘ Read more
300 complaints on first day: disputed flood report may cost community millions
Sutherland Shire Council received hundreds of complaints after publishing draft research showing15,600 properties were at risk of flood. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons outclass Bulldogs
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons outclass Bulldogs
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Ukraine launches drone attacks against Moscow on final election day, Russia says
Navalny’s team are asking Russians to flock to polling stations Sunday at noon local time across the country’s 11 time zones to demonstrate their discontent with Putin’s rule. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Demons all but sealed first win
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘A history we write together’: Wales elects its first black leader
Vaughan Gething’s election as the first black leader of Wales’ semi-autonomous government means three of the UK’s four governments will have non-white leaders. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Demons all but sealed first win
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Joey's blunt ultimatum to Drinkwater
Andrew Johns believes Scott Drinkwater needs to work on his defence if he is to play Origin. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Rudolf's simple Mad Monday message revealed
Cronulla Sharks coach Craig Fitzgibbon was given a blunt response from his prop on how they can improve. ⌘ Read more
Wallabies coach explains reason behind no camp
Joe Schmidt has provided his reasoning behind why there's no extended camp before his first match in charge of the Wallabies. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 2 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Sydney Roosters at 4 Pines Park
Two first-up winners go head-to-head in an all-Sydney Sunday afternoon blockbuster before we head north when the Dolphins host the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Pranksters trick Tucker Carlson by pretending to be behind royal photo edit
Posing as a disgruntled former employee of Kensington Palace, Archie Manners was interviewed by the US journalist. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘He’s done his time:’ Weir to face racing tribunal on animal cruelty charges as brother calls for his return
The brother of Darren Weir has called for Racing Victoria to let the Melbourne Cup winner train again. His plea comes as Weir prepares to front the Victorian Racing Tribunal on charges relating to using a jigger on three horses before the 2018 Cup carniva ... ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Oliver on fire as Demons take lead into half-time
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round one LIVE updates: Demons take charge against Bulldogs
Follow all the action as Melbourne take on the Western Bulldogs at the MCG before Port Adelaide clashes with West Coast and Fremantle face Brisbane. ⌘ Read more