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Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Interest rate concerns as unemployment rates plunge
There are concerns around the Reserve Bank's attitude to interest rates in the wake of new shockingly-low unemployment figures. ⌘ Read more
Australia to ban vapes in 'world-leading' new law
The federal government is set to ban vapes with a 'world-leading' new law introduced to parliament. ⌘ Read more
Passengers detail chaos after horror bus crash
Passengers on board a bus that crashed into parked cars and a second bus have detailed the chaos. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Steve Coogan goes where few actors would dare as sex predator Jimmy Savile
It takes a very brave actor to play a man as irredeemable as the late Jimmy Savile, but Steve Coogan is up to the task. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Albury meeting on Friday
All the information required to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
No favourites, no worries as McDonald plots Slipper day smash-and-grab
James McDonald won the 2014 Slipper on Mossfun and is searching for a new star to add to a long list of fond memories from Rosehill’s biggest day. ⌘ Read more
‘Classic Kiwi stayer’ Immediacy set for Guineas test before Derby
Trent Busuttin and Natalie Young know what it takes to win a Derby and believe Immediacy is their next classic winner. It could come in Saturday’s Rosehill Guineas, ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates St Kilda, Collingwood remember Spud ahead of MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Victoria open to stamp duty overhaul to ease burden on first homebuyers
Treasurer Tim Pallas has given his strongest hint yet that the state government would consider ditching stamp duty and replacing it with a land tax. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates St Kilda, Collingwood remember Spud ahead of MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Gus’ tip for Broncos next halves pairing
Phil Gould believes Ezra Mam and Reece Walsh could be the Broncos halves pairing for a decade once veteran Adam Reynolds retires, with a surprise to fill the empty fullback role. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Paralysed patient plays chess online with his thoughts via brain chip
Noland Arbaugh, 29, was paralysed below the shoulder after a diving accident. He received his Neuralink brain implant in January. ⌘ Read more
Shinn confident the Golden Slipper will fit Lady Of Camelot
Blake Shinn believes Lady Of Camelot can upset the star colts to give him a second Golden Slipper at Rosehill on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Life sentence stands for killer who pushed disabled wife into pond
An Adelaide man who killed his wheelchair-bound wife has lost his second appeal against his life-long jail sentence. ⌘ Read more
SA to introduce toughest child sex offence laws
South Australia is set to introduce the toughest laws on child sex offences in the country. ⌘ Read more
Claims of widespread fraud as ex-military strongman is declared Indonesian president
The runner-up duo has now lodged legal action in court alleging Joko Widodo’s son was ineligible to run despite a court’s green light. ⌘ Read more
Baby platypus born where it was once locally extinct
A baby playtpus has been born at the NSW Royal National Park where it was once locally extinct. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Interest rate concerns as unemployment rates plunge
There are concerns around the Reserve Bank's attitude to interest rates in the wake of new shockingly-low unemployment figures. ⌘ Read more
Australia to ban vapes in 'world-leading' new law
The federal government is set to ban vapes with a 'world-leading' new law introduced to parliament. ⌘ Read more
ABC radio presenter diagnosed with cancer
ABC radio presenter James Valentine has announced he has been diagnosed with cancer. ⌘ Read more
ASX jumps after Fed rate talk sends Wall Street to record
The Australian sharemarket rallied on the back of gold miners, banks and real estate investment trusts as US stocks moved higher. ⌘ Read more
Passengers detail chaos after horror bus crash
Passengers on board a bus that crashed into parked cars and a second bus have detailed the chaos. ⌘ Read more
Hidden Europe: 25 experiences that go beyond the tourist trail
You know its world-famous wine regions and iconic cities. Now get to know a different side of the Continent, one of hidden archipelagos and uncrowded marvels. ⌘ Read more
The Americas hit-list: 15 dazzling experiences to try
Eat at the world’s best restaurant one day, dive with whale sharks the next. The possibilities are endless in this expansive and geographically diverse region. ⌘ Read more
Ultimate Africa: 10 of the best experiences to try right now
With its rich wildlife, extraterrestrial landscapes and warm hospitality, there’s little wonder as to why this continent is on many a traveller’s hit list. ⌘ Read more
Oceania fresh: 19 incredible highlights to dive into
Nothing says holiday more than an expanse of sparkling water, fine wine and nature in her element. Welcome to the new Oceania. ⌘ Read more
Show time: How to get a 12-year-old out of bed before dawn
When their alarms went off before 4am on Thursday, Emily Chad and Annabelle Woodmor had no trouble getting ready to go to school. The best friends were on a mission. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s population is almost 27 million – and growing at a 70-year high
Boomer population booms to record high proportion of population as the percentage of Australians under 18 continues to shrink. ⌘ Read more
Conservationists to clash with government at koala summit
Friday’s koala summit is set for a showdown between conservationists and the government over delays in creating the Great Koala National Park and the intensification of logging within the proposed boundaries. ⌘ Read more
Chemist Warehouse profits jump as merger partner tells pharmacies ‘don’t panic’**
Chemist Warehouse has provided a rare glimpse of its financial figures as it gears up for a blockbuster ASX listing via a merger with Sigma Healthcare. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Tom Jones stuns Kings Park audience by diving into darkness and death
The ageless Welsh star kicked off his Australian tour at King’s Park last night with a surprising mix of rousing classics and songs in the late-career elegiac mode of David Bowie and Johnny Cash. ⌘ Read more
Tradie fatally hit elderly man with car then went to work: police
“I think he panicked, didn’t really know what to do, drove around for a short time, decided to burn the vehicle out and then, believe it or not, went to work,” a detective acting inspector said. ⌘ Read more
Democracies warned against complacency as Australia joins Ukraine drone coalition
Distracted democracies risk emboldening dictators around the world to invade their less powerful neighbours, Britain’s Defence Secretary says. ⌘ Read more
Hot cross … what? Your guide to Sydney’s hottest crossover buns this Easter
‘They’re outselling everything else at the shop!’ The bizarre hot cross buns going beyond the hype. ⌘ Read more
ABC’s James Valentine announces cancer diagnosis, will be off-air
The Afternoons presenter shared his diagnosis with listeners on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
Diana's former butler Paul Burrell squashes Kate Middleton rumours
Princess Diana's former butler, Paul Burrell, says rumours about Kate Middleton are 'rubbish' and she is 'alive and well'. ⌘ Read more
When cocaine is washing up on your beaches, supply isn’t the only problem
Drug users can’t shirk responsibility. If a social media influencer posts pics of themselves using cocaine, they are participating in a supply chain dripping in blood. ⌘ Read more
Why Albanese refuses to take this leap of faith without Dutton
The prime minister has offended all sides by shelving his religious freedom law, yet it may just spare him an unholy political fight. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket inquiries send Woolworths, Coles into damage control
Governments are already engaged in shadow-boxing matches with the supermarkets, which can’t afford to stand flat-footed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
How Terrell May turned 30kg into $500,000**
The Roosters’ best forward this season weighed 135 kilos before embarking on a regime of ultramarathons and round-the-clock training, emerging as one of the NRL’s most in-demand front-rowers. ⌘ Read more
Shock unemployment fall risks delaying interest rate cuts
About 116,000 people gained jobs in February, far above expert expectations of 40,000 more people in work. ⌘ Read more
Sydney DJ dropped by booking agent after alleged inappropriate behaviour
Matty Ferguson, known onstage as Flexy Ferg, says he is “deeply sorry” for “inappropriate behaviour” amid allegations he sent unsolicited sexual messages to women. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs to lose another Wallaby as Tigers pounce
As NSW prepare to face the Drua in Fiji, a star international back has announced he’s signed a two-year deal to join Australian coach Dan McKellar at English giants Leicester. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Mum trapped in Sudan without her kids after husband cancelled her visa, court hears
A Melbourne man is the first person to face trial in Victoria for exit trafficking after allegedly abandoning his wife overseas while on a family holiday. ⌘ Read more
Tas-mania: How the devil did new AFL club pull so many members?**
The Devils have pulled in more than 100,000 members since Monday. The moral here is not just about the volume – which is greater by far than the AFL or the new club had anticipated – but the rush in which they arrived. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Souths set to drop Cook in another selection shock for Roosters clash
NSW hooker Damien Cook is expected to be relegated to the bench as the Rabbitohs attempt to avoid a 0-3 start to the season. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
‘Massive reimagination’: Craig Tiley’s vision at the centre of tennis’ tour war
Tennis is amid a billion-dollar battle that is certain to change the sport regardless of who wins. On one side of the net are the cashed-up Saudis, while the grand slams are pitching for a new Premium Tour. ⌘ Read more
Claims of widespread fraud as ex-military strongman is declared Indonesian president
The hot-tempered Prabowo Subianto will take over from Joko Widodo in October after the election commission confirmed unofficial counts. ⌘ Read more
F1 fans meet their heroes
Lucky F1 fans got selfies and autographs from their favourite drives including Aussie drivers Oscar Piastri and Daniel Ricciardo at Albert Park. ⌘ Read more
Louise Milligan’s debut novel grew out of COVID fever dreams
The investigative reporter pulls back the curtain on crime, the media and policing in her compelling first novel, Pheasants Nest. ⌘ Read more
It’s time this west coast chart-topper got the fame it deserves
It was 1975. Queen was competing with Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin in the charts. And in WA, a new agency was compiling its own “the best of the best” list. ⌘ Read more
ABC’s James Valentine announces cancer diagnosis, will be off-air
The Afternoons presenter shared his diagnosis with listeners on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s hottest pop-up restaurant rolls outs its red-and-white tablecloth (and plump pasta) in Kyneton
It’s got lasagne with a surprise ingredient and super garlicky garlic bread. Plus, two more places in the country to check out if you’re hitting the road. ⌘ Read more
Aussie acrobatics on Spectrum of the Seas
Shaun Swadling performing on Royal Caribbean's Spectrum of the Seas as the cruise ship toured throughout Asia. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s the closest I’ll get to play in a State of Origin team’: How Coolmore finds a Golden Slipper winner
The search for the next Golden Slipper winner starts for the global breeding giant years before 16 two-year-olds charge around Rosehill. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Doctor in regional NSW accused of taking intimate hospital photos
Nicholas Chu, who is on bail and lives in Sydney’s eastern suburbs, allegedly took intimate photos of 15 people, including children at a regional hospital. ⌘ Read more
AFP referred Lehrmann interview leak to corruption watchdog
Sources say the AFP referred the leak of sensitive legal material that surfaced in a TV interview with Lehrmann to the anti-corruption commission to determine whether its own officers were involved. ⌘ Read more
Watch Deep Purple perform Smoke on the Water
Rock band Deep Purple perform their hit Smoke on the Water in Montreux in 2007. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
From hot croissants to very silly cereal: 10 hot takes on the hot cross bun to try in Melbourne
Hot cross lamingtons, babka, lattes and breakfast cereal - is there anything that hasn’t been hot cross bun-ned this Easter? ⌘ Read more
Claims of widespread fraud as ex-military strongman is declared Indonesian president
The hot-tempered Prabowo Subianto will take over from Joko Widodo in October after the election commission confirmed unofficial counts. ⌘ Read more
PM, whose identity personified modern Ireland, resigns unexpectedly
Leo Varadkar, the gay son of an Irish nurse and a doctor born in India, became the country’s youngest-ever leader in 2017. ⌘ Read more
Chasing a Texas tornado
Sydney Morning Herald Chief photographer Nick Moir joins Australian photographer Krystal Wright chasing a tornado in western Texas. ⌘ Read more
Chasing a tornado in Texas
Sydney Morning Herald Chief photographer Nick Moir joins Australian photographer Krystal Wright chasing a tornado in western Texas. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Trailer: Photographer
Australian photographer Krystle Wright is one of seven National Geographic photographers featured in 'Photographer,' streaming this week on Disney+. ⌘ Read more
What’s the price of fear? In Victorian politics, $600 million from our pockets
Global humiliation and the hundreds of millions of dollars wasted on the Commonwealth Games was preventable if the public service had given frank and full advice. ⌘ Read more
Trump campaign fights for one million donations after bond flop
After 30 bond companies refused to pay Trump’s nearly $700 million ordered by the court, the text message was clear: “Keep your filth hands off Trump Tower!” ⌘ Read more
Honky tonk and disco balls: If you’re going to do country, this is how
Dyed-in-the-denim country music star Lainey Wilson kicked off her arena show with an Australian tradition: a shoey. ⌘ Read more
Trailer: Photographer
Australian photographer Krystal Wright is one of seven National Geographic photographers featured in 'Photographer,' streaming this week on Disney+. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Corruption fighter ‘went rogue’ and slept with CCC source: report
The boss of the WA Corruption and Crime Commission team co-ordinating its network of sources had a sexual relationship with a source and fed him confidential information about the commission, according to a report tabled in parliament on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
Biden impeachment probe ‘crashing’ as Republicans lack support
With evidence of wrongdoing by Joe Biden scant, the Republican impeachment inquiry into the president may soon wind down. ⌘ Read more
Formidable nutritionist and feminist took healthcare to remote regions
Greenfield showed that it was possible for women to survive and thrive in what was then a male-dominated field. ⌘ Read more
Aussie's 74m bomb on Steelers
Australian punter Cameron Johnston struck a 74m bomb against the Steelers in 2018. ⌘ Read more
Peter Bol recently turned 30 and got engaged. An Olympic medal would cap his ‘biggest year yet’**
After a turbulent 18 months, 800m runner Peter Bol has reconsidered ideas of retirement after Paris 2024 and is now more driven than ever to race for Australia. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s given us hope’: The Indigenous clan that finally has a seat at the table
The Wamba Wemba people of northwest Victoria have become the first traditional owner group not recognised by the government to hold a seat on the First Peoples’ Assembly. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Kerry Stokes’ right-hand man follows CEO out the door at Seven
Bruce McWilliam, one of Seven West Media’s most senior executives and its billionaire chairman Kerry Stokes’ closest adviser, is leaving the company after more than two decades. ⌘ Read more
‘Size does not matter’: IOC says stadium decisions a matter for Qld
IOC president Thomas Bach is confident Brisbane remains committed to hosting the 2032 Olympics as the fallout from Queensland’s stadium pivot continues. ⌘ Read more
ASX jumps after Fed rate talk sends Wall Street to record
The Australian sharemarket rallied on the back of gold miners, banks and real estate investment trusts as US stocks moved higher. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Hairy poo unmasked as nation’s newest creepy-crawly
A Queensland camper has made a momentous scientific discovery after taking a closer look at what looked like white, hairy faeces. ⌘ Read more
PM, whose identity personified modern Ireland, resigns unexpectedly
Varadkar, the gay son of an Irish nurse and a doctor born in India, became the country’s youngest-ever leader in 2017. ⌘ Read more
Nick Kyrgios reveals failed tactic to fit in
Nick Kyrgios has detailed the lengths he went to to fit in with the likes of tennis legends on the tour. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams for round two of the AFL season
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more