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AFL live updates: Saints have all the running ahead of massive final quarter; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Perth stripper fined over fake gun scare in CBD
A stripper who shutdown Perth's CBD after walking through the streets wearing what appeared to be a rifle has been fined $500. ⌘ Read more
Government urged to backtrack from Horizontal Falls boat ban
The WA government is being urged to backtrack on its decision to stop boats and seaplanes from crossing Horizontal Falls in the Kimberly. ⌘ Read more
Carey dodges questions over CCC planning law concerns
McKechnie told the Australian Financial Review earlier this month that the government’s overhaul of planning reforms to remove barriers for new home builds had created new misconduct risks. ⌘ Read more
Report reveals corruption officer's love affair with informer
A parliamentary report has revealed that a WA corruption officer held a secret love affair with an informer. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Socceroos take 2-0 lead after Rowles and Baccus score first international goals
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints surge to start second half, take lead back from Magpies; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints surge to start second half, take lead back from Magpies; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Adelaide
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints sizzle to start second half, take lead back from Magpies; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Socceroos hold 1-0 lead despite injury woes
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Magpies climb their way to the front; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Saint cops terrifying knock
St Kilda's Mason Wood has been knocked unconscious in terrifying scenes against Collingwood on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Magpies fight their way to the front; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Magpies fight their way to the front; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Adelaide
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Magpies fight their way to the front; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Socceroos hold 1-0 lead despite injury woes
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
The baddest cubist on the planet
Likes to leave an impression. ⌘ Read more
Albion Park set for major redevelopment after getting out of the Games
Albion Park was going to have an Olympic stadium, then an indoor sport centre, but will at least keep its racetrack under a planned redevelopment of the inner-city site. ⌘ Read more
LNP rejects new stadium in election pitch for fresh Games plan review
Opposition Leader David Crisafulli has now joined Premier Steven Miles in ruling out a new Brisbane stadium. His alternative is to, again, reset planning. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies take the lead back off Saints in fast-paced game; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies take the lead back off Saints in fast-paced game; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Baccus scores in opening minutes to give Australia early lead
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
Saint cops terrifying knock
St Kilda's Mason Wood has been knocked unconscious in terrifying scenes against Collingwood on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies start to cut Saints lead; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Baccus scores in opening minutes to give Australia early lead
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Adelaide
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
Turuva scores in the corner
Nathan Cleary found Sunia Turuva who went over in the corner to score the Panthers' first try. ⌘ Read more
Salmon feeding frenzy off SA coast
A salmon feeding frenzy has been captured from above at Kingston in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies start to cut Saints lead; Saint Mason Wood taken to hospital
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
The ultimate new global bucket list
You’ve ticked off many of the classic bucket list destinations and now you’re looking for what’s new, exciting and undiscovered. Here’s where to start. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints sizzle to lead Magpies; Saint Mason Wood taken to hospital
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Baccus scores in opening minutes to give Australia early lead
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Crows
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
SA to introduce toughest child sex offence laws
South Australia is set to introduce the toughest laws on child sex offences in the country. ⌘ Read more
Life sentence stands for killer who pushed disabled wife into pond
An Adelaide man who killed his wheelchair-bound wife has lost his second appeal against his life-long jail sentence. ⌘ Read more
Shipwreck discovered south of Kangaroo Island
A shipwreck has been discovered south of Kangaroo Island in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Baccus scores in opening minutes to give Australia early lead
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints make Magpies pay for mistakes; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Walsh injured in heavy collision
Reece Walsh was flattened in a frightening collision with Taylan May during the Broncos' match against the Panthers. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints make Magpies pay for mistakes; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy clash delays game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy clash delays game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘One of the coolest moments of my life:’ How Piastri learnt to embrace being the hometown hero
He’s the voice of Melbourne trams shuttling people to and front the grand prix, and thinks it will take some luck to topple the dominant Red Bulls at his home track. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Crows
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
Don’t let the name fool you, there’s something for everyone at this ‘writers’ festival
The Brisbane Writers Festival returns from May 30 to June 2, bringing more than 150 live events and an “intellectual all-you-can-eat” to the city. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy clash delays game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy clash delays game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Ann Patchett, Pulitzer and Booker Prize winners lead Melbourne Writers Festival line up
The much-loved American writer, who won the Orange Prize for Bel Canto and further acclaim for her recent novel, Tom Lake, is among the guests heading to town in May. ⌘ Read more
Can civil disobedience ever be justified?**
Following recent climate activism protests and the jailing of the West Gate Bridge protesters, readers ponder if, or when, civil disobedience is not only justified, but in extreme cases, necessary. ⌘ Read more
Tears and cheers as fans flock to opening day of Australian Grand Prix
As F1 drivers greeted some of the more than 65,000 fans at Albert Park, it was hard to tell if it was the first day of the grand prix or an extension of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies take early lead against Saints during Spud’s Game at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, March 22, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies and Saints meet for Spud’s Game as scrutiny grows on 0-2 Collingwood
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested over alleged hit-run in Brisbane
A 72-year-old man was struck and killed in an alleged hit and run incident, with a 35-year-old man in police custody. ⌘ Read more
‘It couldn’t have come at a better time’: Why Souths are buzzing for Wighton debut
Suspension kept him for the first two rounds, but Rabbitohs players believe Jack Wighton’s introduction can help the team – especially close friend Latrell Mitchell – find another gear against the Roosters. ⌘ Read more
Jennings cleared to end 1266-day NRL exile as rugby-bound stars eye Roosters reunion
The NRL has approved a contract upgrade for Michael Jennings that puts the 35-year-old in line to play first grade this season. ⌘ Read more
Groundbreaking treatment hope for ovarian cancer
A groundbreaking treatment in development could be used on ovarian cancer. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with murder after argument over cigarettes
A 63-year-old man has been charged with murder after an argument over a pack of cigarettes allegedly led to a fatal stabbing. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies and Saints meet for Spud’s Game as scrutiny grows on 0-2 Collingwood
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies and Saints meet for Spud’s Game as scrutiny grows on 0-2 Collingwood
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Graham Arnold’s Socceroos face Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies and Saints meet for Spud’s Game as scrutiny grows on 0-2 Collingwood
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Marvel announces price freeze on stadium food
The price for footy food favourites will remain frozen at Melbourne's Marvel Stadium over the 2024 AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Traditional owners seek protection for Jabiluka cultural heritage
Traditional owners are seeking federal protection for their cultural heritage on land containing the Northern Territory’s famous Jabiluka uranium deposit. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Graham Arnold’s Socceroos face Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
Coles recalls Easter plush toy over choking fears
Coles is recalling several plush toys from its popular Easter range due to choking fears. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Collingwood and Saints meet for Spud’s Game as pressure rises on 0-2 Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Graham Arnold’s side face Lebanon in Sydney
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
Baby platypus born where it was once locally extinct
A baby platypus has been born at the NSW Royal National Park where it was once locally extinct. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Crows
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Collingwood and Saints meet for Spud’s Game as pressure rises on 0-2 Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
A new way to save on your power bill
An online electricity program promises a new way to save on your power bill. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Collingwood and Saints meet for Spud’s Game as pressure rises on 0-2 Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
School teachers threaten to strike next month as wage negotiations stall
The union and the government have been locked in negotiations since October 2023 but have not yet come to an agreement. ⌘ Read more
One cyclist dead, another injured within hours of each other on same WA road
Police believe two cyclists were competing in the same race when they were struck by passing vehicles in separate incidents on the Eyre Highway on Thursday morning. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Crows
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
You clocked what? The Tan’s best runners to be up in lights on new clock
Melbourne’s much-loved Tan Track has had two new digital clocks installed for walkers, joggers and runners to time their laps around the popular path. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Walter, Warner to debut; Petty and Walker back; St Kilda, Collingwood to play Spud’s game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Corporate watchdog hits back at claims retail ban having a disastrous impact on First Nation communities
Australia’s corporate watchdog has defended itself against claims its ban on credit purchases from a retail chain that targets remote indigenous communities is having a “disastrous impact” on First Nations customers. ⌘ Read more
Hate burpees? Here’s how to improve your least favourite exercises
Personal trainers explain the five most hates exercises, and why you should be doing them anyway. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Walter, Warner to debut; Petty and Walker back; St Kilda, Collingwood to play Spud’s game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams: Draper returns for Dons, Walker back for Crows
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Nation’s population on track to reach 27 million as migrant numbers grow; Assange lawyers reject reports of plea deal
Migrant numbers are growing in Australia as the government’s student crackdown starts, winter gas fears for NSW and Victoria and debate about Trump’s comments on Kevin Rudd continue. ⌘ Read more
In a psychotic state, Trent drove at 160km/h into the ocean to ‘baptise’ his son. Three women stopped him
The women were attending a nearby fitness class when they ran to the boy’s aide after witnessing his father drive into the ocean and carry him into the sea. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Walter, Warner to debut; Petty and Walker back; St Kilda, Collingwood to play Spud’s game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Former OneFour rapper details journey to priesthood
Former OneFour rapper Pio Misa has exclusively told 9News how he decided to change his life and begin his journey to priesthood. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Walter, Warner to debut; Petty and Walker back; St Kilda, Collingwood to play Spud’s game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
School children rescued from burning boat in Melbourne
More than a dozen school children have been rescued from a boat after it caught fire in Melbourne's Port Phillip Bay. ⌘ Read more
Technology detection dogs lead search for Samantha Murphy's body
Technology detection dogs have been used to lead the search for Samantha Murphy's body. ⌘ Read more
Expert tips and teams for round two: Walker back for Adelaide
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round two. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs for each team. ⌘ Read more
Assange supporters welcome possible plea deal with US
Independent MP Andrew Wilkie, one of Assange’s biggest champions in federal parliament, says many Australians would be heartened by reports that the US is considering a plea deal. ⌘ Read more
Teacher Steph Lentz was fired for her sexuality. Will the law finally change?**
For seven years, parliament has been debating religious freedom. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese promised to end the political arguing – but will reforms once again be shelved? And why? ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Walter, Warner to debut; Petty and Walker back; St Kilda, Collingwood to play Spud’s game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Walter, Warner to debut; Petty and Walker back; St Kilda, Collingwood to play Spud’s game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m not proud of the music I’ve made’: Rapper-turned-priest denounces his past
Pio Misa, better known as YP, was part of one of the biggest and most infamous rap groups in Australia. Now, he’s found God and renounced his past life. ⌘ Read more
Teacher Steph Lentz was fired for her sexuality. Will the law finally change?**
For seven years, parliament has been debating religious freedom. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese promised to end the political arguing – but will reforms once again be shelved? And why? ⌘ Read more
Man walking dog escapes injury after shooting
A man walking his dog has survived an apparent targeted shooting in Melbourne's north-west. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates St Kilda, Collingwood remember Spud ahead of MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more