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Seventeen-hour bus trip adds insult to injury as head clash sidelines Walsh
Reece Walsh was not cleared to fly after a head knock during the Broncos’ heavy loss to Penrith, but the news was better for the man on the other side of the collision. ⌘ Read more
Yumburra: Inside acclaimed author Bruce Pascoe's farm
Dark Emu author Bruce Pascoe takes us inside his farm near the Victorian-New South Wales border as he prepares to launch his new book, Black Duck. ⌘ Read more
A new way to save on your power bill
An online electricity program promises a new way to save on your power bill. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM told to scrap religious schools rule; Nation set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM told to scrap religious schools rule; Nation set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Brooke Boney announces departure from Today show
Boney has been part of the Today team for five years. ⌘ Read more
Go see Kay': Joey's message to Munster amid groin concern
Andrew Johns said he's sent more than a dozen players to a Sydney-based groin guru that got him back on the field, and believes Cameron Munster should be the next. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM told to scrap religious schools rule; Nation set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
‘When we talk about how many premierships we’ve won, it’s 10’: Sydney Swans add to the trophy cabinet
The Sydney Swans have won 10 premierships in their 150 years and now they have the cups and flags to show for it. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, March 23, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
Brooke Boney announces departure from Today show
Boney has been part of the Today team for five years. ⌘ Read more
Stars unite to support young Aussies with cancer
Sony Foundation Australia held its annual long lunch with stars in Sydney, raising more than $1.5 million for young Australians with cancer in the process. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM told to scrap religious schools rule; Nation set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Haigh's chocolate continues the Easter Bilby tradition
Adelaide chocolatier Haigh's is keeping the Easter Bilby tradition alive with its 2024 range. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM told to scrap religious schools rule; Nation set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Joey puts heat on Rabbitohs forwards
Andrew Johns says the demotions of South Sydney's halfback and hooker are in part down to the team's forwards. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
March is 'Make March Purple for Epilepsy' month, how you can help
March is 'Make March Purple for Epilepsy' month with experts and sufferers sharing their stories to raise awareness and funds for research into the cruel condition. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to dip despite Wall Street rise; Reddit soars on debut, Apple falls
The ASX is set for a negative start to the session despite US stocks extending their push to record highs on Wall Street. ⌘ Read more
Surgeons transplant gene-edited pig kidney into living human for first time
Previously, pig kidneys have been temporarily transplanted into brain-dead donors but this recipient is “robust” and expected to be discharged soon. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Albury meeting on Friday
All the information required to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
US calls for Gaza ceasefire
US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has revealed that the White House has submitted a Gaza ceasefire proposal to the United Nations. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Apple hit with landmark lawsuit in United States
Tech giant Apple has been accused by the US government of illegally maintaining a monopoly over the phone market. ⌘ Read more
Two teenagers arrested after leading Queensland police on a pursuit
Two teenagers were clocked allegedly speeding at speeds of 100km/h before they were arrested. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese told to scrap religious schools rule; Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will pump $5 billion into UK submarine industry to fast-track AUKUS, the prime minister has been told to scrap religious school rules and Liberal Party press releases make splash on Google. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Albion Park set for major revamp; Walsh hurt as Broncos hammered in GF rematch
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Friday March 22
National weather forecast for Friday March 22 ⌘ Read more
Stars unite to support young Aussies with cancer
Sony Foundation Australia held its annual long lunch with stars in Sydney, raising more than $1.5 million for young Australians with cancer in the process. ⌘ Read more
Apple takes $175 billion hit after iPhone lawsuit
The US has sued Apple, accusing the technology giant of using its power over app distribution to maintain an iPhone monopoly. ⌘ Read more
Report urges government to end discrimination in religious schools
Religious schools should lose the right to expel teachers and students over their sexuality, report says. ⌘ Read more
Apple hit with landmark lawsuit in United States
Tech giant Apple has been accused by the US government of illegally maintaining a monopoly over the phone market. ⌘ Read more
Two teenagers arrested after leading Queensland police on a pursuit
Two teenagers were clocked allegedly speeding at speeds of 100km/h before they were arrested. ⌘ Read more
Giorgia Meloni, victim of deep fake porn images, seeks compensation from suspects: report
Meloni is seeking $165,000 in damages and will donate any award to an interior ministry fund for women victims of domestic violence. ⌘ Read more
Rowles steps up for Socceroos
The Socceroos recorded a 2-0 win over Lebanon in their World Cup qualifier. ⌘ Read more
Cats, Pies set to cash in on footy family ties
This weekend, three sons of ex-AFL players with distinguished records are likely to take to the field for the talent-rich Geelong Falcons, who since inception have served a virtual farm team for the Cats. ⌘ Read more
Fines and jail time – even Singapore can’t stop people vaping
As Australia debates legislation that would effectively outlaw vaping without a prescription, Singapore is struggling to make its own hardline laws work. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to dip despite Wall Street rise; Reddit soars, Apple falls
The ASX is set for a negative start to the session despite US stocks extending their push to record highs on Wall Street. ⌘ Read more
New bucket list: The 20 experiences in Asia you must do
A world of adventure, luxury, fascinating cultures, natural beauty and incredible cuisines is on Australia’s doorstep. ⌘ Read more
Problem gamblers find loophole in self-exclusion register
More than 20,000 people have signed up to the government’s gambling self-exclusion register, BetStop, but some can still gamble due to a flaw in the verification process. ⌘ Read more
Why is ChatGPT trying to gaslight me?**
AI chatbots may be sophisticated and slick, but they’re far from being a source of reliable information. ⌘ Read more
Some say Celeste Barber’s now too hot to parody beauty standards…**
Here’s the comedian and social-media star’s blunt reply. ⌘ Read more
The cold calculation behind our aid cuts to Gaza
The accusations against the United Nations agency helping Palestinian refugees in Gaza are murky, but the consequences have been painfully clear. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s Olympic team hit by first selection controversy
A canoe sprinter who secured a quota spot for Paris 2024 is the first known athlete to give notice of his intention to appeal against his non-selection for the Games. ⌘ Read more
A prize for civility in politics? The award goes to Minns and Perrottet
Chris Minns and Dominic Perrottet could have gone for the jugular. Instead, the two leaders became mates. ⌘ Read more
What type of animal is a pookila? Take The Age quiz
How well do you know Melbourne and Victoria? Test your trivia and news knowledge with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Travel quiz: Where will you find Australia’s largest aerial adventure course?**
Are you an expert traveller? Test your knowledge with the weekly travel quiz. ⌘ Read more
NSW principals exposed to rising threats and violence from parents, students
An annual survey of principals and deputies found 44 per cent had been exposed to violence in schools, with more staff reporting they were victims of cyberbullying. ⌘ Read more
It’s not too late to add autumn colour to your garden. Here’s how
From bright bonsai to ornamental grasses, there’s no limit to the seasonal shades you can add to your patch in an instant. ⌘ Read more
Buy now, experts warn as they predict Perth home median to smash $850k**
Analysts predict that strong overseas and interstate migration, a chronic undersupply and easing interest rates will keep house prices rising over the next year. ⌘ Read more
Inside the alleged $3 million ‘fake robbery’ of high-end Sydney jewellery store
Police warned Michel Germani of a suspected looming robbery of his Sydney store. Months later, the owner of the high-profile store would be accused of orchestrating the fake robbery. ⌘ Read more
The off-the-shelf solution to the housing crisis needs to rip off red tape
Less than 5 per cent of homes built in Australia are prefabricated. The federal government wants that to change. ⌘ Read more
Tripologist: Should I fly Qantas or Emirates to the UK?**
Emirates flies direct to our destination of Birmingham, but would Qantas to London be a better choice? ⌘ Read more
Energy suppliers see demand for gas imports in race to avert shortfall
Fresh warnings of energy shortages could lift demand for gas imports, despite Australia being one of the world’s top producers of LNG. ⌘ Read more
Liberal Party press releases make a splash on Google News
The technology giant’s verification of news material has come under scrutiny as links to media releases from the Liberal Party website appear on Google News. ⌘ Read more
Is earlier really better? When you should have bought a house
Home buyers who managed to squeak into the property market during a narrow window of time a few years ago would not be as lucky today. ⌘ Read more
When will South Sydney stop blaming everyone else for problems of their own making?**
There’s trouble in paradise when you’re skewering Triple M’s social media department for Latrell Mitchell’s potty-mouthed interview. ⌘ Read more
Why is there no Australian equivalent of the Eurail pass? Actually, there is
There’s nothing more fun than a rail pass, and Australians may be surprised to learn that it’s possible to travel that way in our own country. Here’s how. ⌘ Read more
Bangkok street food party continues to rage at Perth’s Long Chim
Uptempo service, a polished drinks offering plus high-definition cooking keeps things buoyant at David Thompson’s Perth outpost. ⌘ Read more
What it takes to go from tin shed dance classes to performing for 3000 people
Years of sacrifice and hard work have paid off for the dancers selected to perform in West Side Story. ⌘ Read more
What was Perth Glory really worth? Debt recovery doubts fuel legal push for top-secret deal details
The receivers handed embattled A-League club Perth Glory may be forced to reveal details of its top-secret sale deal amid fears the proceeds won’t cover the $1 million debt claim in the Supreme Court. ⌘ Read more
Squatters, a million-dollar Northbridge heritage home and a missing owner
Nestled between a car wash and a row of four-storey apartment blocks, the 1900s workers’ cottage on Shenton Street is a million-dollar reminder of Northbridge’s rich history. So, where is its owner? ⌘ Read more
‘Rusty and clunky’: McRae says Magpies’ stars too sloppy in Saints loss
The reigning premiers have slumped to three straight losses and must now go to the Gabba to play last year’s grand finalists Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 22, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 22, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
‘Running scared’: Principals bitten, abused and finding knives as violence grows
Some Australian school principals have resorted to asking to wear body cameras to protect themselves from litigation when dealing with violent and abusive students. ⌘ Read more
$80 million in scams prevented as NAB rolls out new payment alerts
A new alert system from NAB has saved customers – including many desperate Swifties – a total of $80 million in potential scams. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Friday, March 22
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Broncos break away
The Broncos stream downfield with Jesse Arthars charging over for a try. ⌘ Read more
Dozens of Rohingya refugees feared dead in boat tragedy off Indonesia
An unknown number of refugees are missing and many feared dead after their wooden boat capsized in waters off northern Indonesia. ⌘ Read more
League legends at odds over May penalty
Brad Fittler and Paul Gallen debated Taylan May's penalty for a late hit on Reece Walsh. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Johns' big Cleary call
Andrew Johns believes Nathan Cleary played "his best performance ever" against the Broncos ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Australia set to pump $5b into UK submarine industry
Australia will inject the money into the British industrial base over 10 years in a bid to ensure AUKUS doesn’t face the delays that have bedevilled past naval projects. ⌘ Read more
McGree, Bos injured as Socceroos scrap to stressful win over Lebanon
Australia claimed a 2-0 victory in their World Cup qualifier, but another dysfunctional performance made it a tough night at the office. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints pull off memorable win, leaving reigning premiers Collingwood reeling after a 0-3 season start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying as it happened: Socceroos keep clean sheet in qualifiers with 2-0 win over Lebanon
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies fight back against Saints; Concerns for Saint after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Panthers v Broncos - Round 3
Penrith Panthers take on the Brisbane Broncos in Round 3 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at BlueBet Stadium, Penrith in the 2023 NRL Grand Final rematch. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies fight back against Saints; Concerns for Saint after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies fight back against Saints; Concerns for Saint after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints charge, Pies look at horror season start; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Socceroos take 2-0 lead after Rowles and Baccus score first international goals
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Saints charge, Pies look at horror season start; Concerns for Saint Mason Wood after heavy collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Collingwood looks to end their win-less start to the season against St Kilda at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos World Cup qualifying LIVE: Socceroos take 2-0 lead after Rowles and Baccus score first international goals
Australia face Lebanon twice in the next five days and head into their third World Cup qualifier with an unblemished record, conceding no goals and scoring eight. ⌘ Read more