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Olam try sends Tigers fans into raptures
Api Koroisau and Justin Olam combined for a try before half-time at Leichhardt Oval. ⌘ Read more
Suspects arrested, death toll soars to 115 in Moscow concert hall attack
US intelligence has confirmed Islamic State’s claim of responsibility for one of the deadliest terror acts in Russia in decades. Russian President Vladimir Putin has been briefed. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen takes pole for Albert Park, Piastri fifth and ‘painful’ spot for Ricciardo
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s Albert Park race. Australia’s Oscar Piastri qualified in fifth spot. ⌘ Read more
Liberals outpoint Labor in voting but majority in doubt
Tasmania’s incumbent Liberals have taken an early lead over Labor in the state election, despite a swing against the party. ⌘ Read more
May cops huge knock
Steven May was subbed out of the Demons' clash with the Hawks after colliding with Mabior Chol. ⌘ Read more
Bombed try haunts Dragons in horror loss
Raymond Faitala-Mariner was one of four Dragons player to bomb a try in a loss to the Cowboys. ⌘ Read more
AFL considers life ban for Adelaide Oval pitch invader; Why Naughton’s ex-coach wants him in defence
The AFL is considering a lifetime ban for the pitch invader who disrupted the match between Adelaide and Geelong as the AFLPA called on the league for answers. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen takes pole for Albert Park, Piastri fifth and ‘painful’ spot for Ricciardo
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s Albert Park race. Australia’s Oscar Piastri qualified in fifth spot. ⌘ Read more
Australian Olympian lands knock-out punch
Teremoana Junior, who will fight for Australia in the 2024 Olympics, landed a knock-out punch against Laurance Lockington in The Fists And The Furious. ⌘ Read more
Victoria’s “Presidential” politics problem
Readers discuss the “iron fist” centralised culture of the Victorian Premier’s office established under former premier Dan Andrews, and its ongoing effects. ⌘ Read more
My lifelong hobby has been hijacked by a hot, cool crowd
The internet has decided reading is sexy, but no one actually looks good doing it. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Swans, Bombers ready to battle at SCG; May suffers suspected broken rib as Dees beat Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Suspects arrested, death toll soars to 93 in Moscow concert hall attack
US intelligence has confirmed Islamic State’s claim of responsibility for one of the deadliest terror acts in Russia in decades. Russian President Vladimir Putin has been briefed. ⌘ Read more
Carnage as Supercars collide
In a battle for first position, Matthew Payne and Cameron Waters came together at turn 13 during race three of the Melbourne SuperSprint. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen takes pole for Albert Park, Piastri fifth and ‘painful’ spot for Ricciardo
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s Albert Park race. Australia’s Oscar Piastri qualified in fifth spot. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Dragons v Cowboys - Round 3
St George Illawarra Dragons host North Queensland Cowboys in Round 3 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
NRL wades into case of the playmaker, the injury and the missing $175,000**
The curious case of Ronald Volkman, his bung shoulder and which party is liable for the $175,000 owing to the club-less playmaker is about to come to a head. ⌘ Read more
Report shows Queensland Government's massive consultant bill
A new report shows the Queensland Government's spending massive amounts on external consultants. ⌘ Read more
Blues put Crusaders to the sword
The Blues put the Crusaders to the sword as AJ Lam scores a try at Eden Park. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Three killed in fiery crash north of Brisbane
Three people have been killed in a fiery crash at Maryborough, north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne to take pole position for Formula 1’s 2025 season
A likely attendance record at this weekend’s Australian Grand Prix will remove any lingering F1 doubts about where to start next season. ⌘ Read more
AFL round two LIVE updates: Swans face Bombers in bid for third straight win
Follow all the major moments and post-game reactions as Essendon and the Sydney Swans square off at a packed SCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Pitch invader gives security guard the slip at Adelaide Oval
A pitch invader has given security guards the slip during last night's Crows-Cats match at Adelaide Oval. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen takes pole for Albert Park, Piastri sixth and ‘painful’ spot for Ricciardo
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s race at Albert Park. ⌘ Read more
Oscar Piastri set to start Australian Grand Prix in sixth position
Local crowd favourite Oscar Piastri will start in sixth position on the grid for Sunday's Australian Grand Prix. ⌘ Read more
Violence flares as anti-trans demonstrators clash with police
There have been violent scenes in Melbourne as anti-trans demonstrators clashed with police and counter-protesters on Spring Street. ⌘ Read more
‘I’ve learnt you can’t copy and paste what you’ve done before’: How Manly is shaking up the NRL
To trace back the roots of an expansive style of play that has the potential to rock the NRL, you have to go back to one of Manly’s most embarrassing moments. ⌘ Read more
Dutchman Verstappen takes pole for Australian Grand Prix, Piastri in sixth spot
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s race at Albert Park. ⌘ Read more
Onlookers tackle driver allegedly fleeing serious car crash
Quick-thinking onlookers have tackled a driver who allegedly tried to flee the scene of a serious car crash at Brunswick West. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with murder after body found lying in Sydney street
A 38-year-old has been charged with murder after a man's body was found last night on a footpath in the Western Sydney suburb of Melonba. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Economists warn there’s ‘no relief’ for household budgets
Economists are warning there'll be no relief for household budgets for some time to come. ⌘ Read more
Investigation launched into brawl during NRL clash
An investigation has been launched into a brawl during Friday night's NRL clash between the Roosters and Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
Rideshare driver charged over crash that killed young lawyer granted bail
The rideshare driver charged with a raft of offences over the deadly crash that killed promising young lawyer Mitch East last weekend has been granted bail. ⌘ Read more
Dutchman Verstappen takes pole for Australian Grand Prix, Piastri in sixth spot
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s race at Albert Park. ⌘ Read more
Princess of Wales announces chemotherapy treatment for cancer
Catherine, the Princess of Wales, says she is undergoing chemotherapy treatment for cancer found after she underwent major abdominal surgery. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Tokyo, Tokyo, make me a match! City looks to AI to spur marriages
Nearly one-third of Tokyo men in their 50s have never been married, while data 46 per cent of men and 30 per cent of women in their 20s in Japan have never dated. ⌘ Read more
Polls close in Tasmania as last Liberal government seeks fourth term
Tasmanian Liberals are chasing a record fourth successive term, while Labor is aiming to end a decade in opposition. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: May suffers suspected broken rib but Demons continue to lead Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Flanagan scores in front of Kogarah faithful
Kyle Flanagan crossed for a try in front the Dragons faithful at Kogarah Oval. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Pickett fires Demons to big lead over Hawks; AFL considers life ban for pitch invader
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Pickett fires Demons to big lead over Hawks; AFL considers life ban for pitch invader
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Dutchman Verstappen takes pole for Australian Grand Prix, Piastri in sixth spot
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s race at Albert Park. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over murder, police suspect pre-arranged fight
A 32-year-old man was found dead on a western Sydney street at 8.45pm on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
Taulagi feasts on poor Dragons defence
Murray Taulagi opened the scoring for the Cowboys against the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Pickett fires Demons to big lead over Hawks; AFL considers life ban for pitch invader
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Now or never for this Guy’s Country Championship bid
Trainer Todd Smart fears if he waits another year, Gundy Guy will be ineligible for the series. ⌘ Read more
Why Demetriou may have only three games to save his job
A short run of home matches will have a big bearing on the future of the South Sydney coach. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Goulburn on Sunday
All you need to know to pick a winner at the eight-race meeting. ⌘ Read more
Pangai Junior opens up on NRL club talks
Tevita Pangai Junior has detailed where his future in NRL lies amid talk of a potential return with either the Broncos or Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Qld teacher once charged with choking wife has teaching suspension lifted
The charge, which was later dropped by prosecution, related to allegations the teacher had choked his wife, causing her to be unable to breathe, be disorientated and to feel like she lost consciousness. ⌘ Read more
Waterhouse and Bott get the Golden Slipper with Lady Of Camelot
Even Gai Waterhouse and Adrian Bott got a shock when filly Lady Of Camelot dived through to win the Golden Slipper at Rosehill on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Pangai Junior opens up on NRL club talks
Tevita Pangai Junior has detailed where his future in NRL lies amid talk of a potential return with either the Broncos or Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Pickett fires Demons to big lead over Hawks; AFL considers life ban for pitch invader
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Three killed in fiery crash north of Brisbane
Three people have been killed in a fiery crash at Maryborough, north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Pickett fires Demons to big lead over Hawks; AFL considers life ban for pitch invader
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Ricciardo's qualifying ends early
Daniel Ricciardo was eliminated from Q1 after his last-ditch flying lap time was deleted for exceeding track limits. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Pickett fires Demons to big lead over Hawks; AFL considers life ban for pitch invader
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Violence flares as anti-trans demonstrators clash with police
There have been violent scenes in Melbourne as anti-trans demonstrators clashed with police and counter-protesters on Spring Street. ⌘ Read more
Pitch invader gives security guard the slip at Adelaide Oval
A pitch invader has given security guards the slip during last night's Crows-Cats match at Adelaide Oval. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Pickett fires Demons to big lead over Hawks; AFL considers life ban for pitch invader
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Demonstrators clash over trans rights outside Victorian parliament
Two trans rights activists have been arrested by police on the Parliament House steps after they tried to push past officers who were keeping them separate from a women’s rights rally. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: AFL ponders life ban for Adelaide pitch invader; Dees, Hawks clash early over Oliver
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Scorching Stewart burns Drua defence
Scorching Waratahs winger Maya Stewart burns the Drua defence for a cracking try. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Bulldogs v Titans - Round 3
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs host Gold Coast Titans in Round 3 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Belmore Sports Ground, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Liberal royalty picked to replace Frydenberg as Liberal candidate in Kooyong
Hamer was considered a frontrunner for the seat despite a late surge in support for Rochelle Pattison, the chair of Transgender Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: AFL ponders life ban for Adelaide pitch invader; Dees, Hawks clash early over Oliver
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
World champion Verstappen takes pole position for Australian Grand Prix
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s race at Albert Park. ⌘ Read more
AFL considers lifetime ban for Adelaide Oval pitch invader; Why Naughton’s ex-coach wants him in defence
The AFL is considering a lifetime ban for the pitch invader who disrupted the match between Adelaide and Geelong as the AFLPA called on the league for answers. ⌘ Read more
Rabbitohs rage about Mitchell coverage
South Sydney chief executive Blake Solly is fuming at suggestions the NRL gives Latrell Mitchell preferential treatment because he is Indigenous. ⌘ Read more
Titans suffer massive blow with Tino injury
The Origin prop and Titans captain was assisted off the field with a knee problem. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: AFL ponders life ban for Adelaide pitch invader; Dees, Hawks clash early over Oliver
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 3 LIVE: Bulldogs find their bite during victory at Belmore
Will Canterbury taste success for the first time this season when they take on the Gold Coast at Belmore in the first of three NRL matches. Follow all the action throughout the day on our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Constance secures Gilmore candidacy for federal election
Former NSW transport minister Andrew Constance has won preselection for the South Coast seat of Gilmore, beating Shoalhaven councillor Paul Ell 80 votes to 69, and setting him up for a fifth tilt at federal parliament. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: AFL ponders life ban for Adelaide pitch invader; Dees, Hawks clash early over Oliver
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Hawks, Demons square off at MCG; Second-half comeback takes Dockers to win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Heartbroken vendor who slashed price guide by $300,000 gets a happy ending
A renovated Artarmon home attracted scant buyer interest at first, but a cut to the price guide prompted a surprisingly good result. ⌘ Read more
Highlanders star sees red for high shot
Highlanders star Tanielu Teleʻa sees red for a high shot against the Chiefs in Hamilton. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Hawks, Demons square off at MCG; Second-half comeback takes Dockers to win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Hawks, Demons square off at MCG; Second-half comeback takes Dockers to win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 3 LIVE: Bulldogs extend lead after epic charge-down from Kikau
Will Canterbury taste success for the first time this season when they take on the Gold Coast at Belmore in the first of three NRL matches. Follow all the action throughout the day on our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Tell them the truth: how to discuss cancer with children
Princess Catherine has announced her cancer diagnosis. So how should adults break news of their own cancer diagnosis to children? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Dockers dominating as Roos try last term fightback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Dockers dominating as Roos try last term fightback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Dockers dominating as Roos try last term fightback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Dockers dominating as Roos try last term fightback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Dockers dominating as Roos try last term fightback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Kikau's effort play rewarded with try
Viliame Kikau defied a bad bounce to score for the Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Dockers dominating as Roos try last term fightback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Police deploy capsicum spray at a protest outside parliament
Police deploy capsicum spray at a protest outside parliament. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Jackson lifts Dockers as seven-straight goals puts them into the lead
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs beaten again in an extra-time thriller in Fiji
The cruelty of sport was laid bare on a hot and humid day in Lautoka, Fiji, as the Waratahs lost by three points to the Drua in a pulsating encounter that puts even more pressure on coach Darren Coleman. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Jackson lifts Dockers as seven-straight goals puts them into the lead
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more