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AFL live updates: Weightman fires as Dogs dominant early against Suns; Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’**
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Verstappen’s ’75 seconds of magic’ might be the key moment
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne Water opposes Frankston masterplan over flooding and coastal inundation risk
The floodplain authority will not back a masterplan to densify Frankston’s city centre over a lack of consideration of flooding and coastal inundation caused by climate change. ⌘ Read more
Origin blow for Maroons with Fa’asuamaleaui out for season; Sharks rage over hip-drops
The star prop has been diagnosed with an ACL rupture and won’t play again this season. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Weightman fires as Dogs dominant early against Suns; Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’**
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
I jumped on the ‘Katespiracy’ bandwagon. Now I’m flooded with shame
The prospect of a missing princess was a blessed diversion. But I allowed my desire for diversion to kick my logic to the kerb. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Verstappen’s ’75 seconds of magic’ might be the key moment
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Weightman fires as Dogs dominant early against Suns; Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’**
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Weightman fires as Dogs dominant early against Suns; Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’**
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Verstappen’s ’75 seconds of magic’ might be the key moment
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bevo’s Dogs with hot start against Suns; Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’**
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’, Bevo’s Dogs face Suns
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Verstappen’s ’75 seconds of magic’ might be the key moment
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’, Bevo’s Dogs face Suns
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Specialist team called in to identify victims of fiery highway crash
The Bruce Highway has reopened and one of the three victims named after a five-vehicle crash at a notorious Maryborough junction. But police aren’t ruling out more victims. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’, Bevo’s Dogs face Suns
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Demetriou on thin-ice as Souths pressure rises
Jason Demetriou reportedly has three weeks to save his job at the Rabbitohs, with Sam Burgess and Wayne Bennett touted as replacements. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Verstappen’s ’75 seconds of magic’ might be the key moment
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’, Bevo’s Dogs face Suns
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’, Bevo’s Dogs face Suns
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Verstappen’s ’75 seconds of magic’ might be the GP’s key moment
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Walker cleared for Penrith showdown after concussion review
Sam Walker will be free to play for the Roosters against the Panthers after the NRL re-categorised the severity of his head knock against South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Swans star takes aim at Dons’ physical ‘facade’, Bevo’s Dogs face Suns
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Star Swan takes aim at Bombers physicality; Dogs to face hot streak Suns
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
UFC fighter in hot water over biting incident
UFC fighter Igor Severino has been disqualified for an alleged bite on Andre Lima. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Dogs to face hot streak Suns; star Bomber could be in MRO trouble
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
SVG penalised after last-lap battle
Shane van Gisbergen finished second on the road after a gripping last-lap battle in the NASCAR Xfinity Series race in Austin, before he was handed a 30-second post-race penalty for cutting two corners. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Western Bulldogs v Gold Coast Suns; Richmond Tigers v Port Adelaide Power
Follow along for all the live action as the Western Bulldogs hunt their first win against a rampaging Gold Coast in Ballarat and Richmond face Port Adelaide at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
ISIS-K claim of Moscow attack is credible, analysts say. Here’s who they are and why
The attack in a Moscow concert hall had many hallmarks of an attack by Islamic militants, but one unusual aspect has intrigued security analysts. ⌘ Read more
SVG penalised for last-lap contact
Shane van Gisbergen was classified 28th in the Nascar Xfinity Series race in Austin after he was hit with a 30-second post-race penalty for last-lap contact. ⌘ Read more
Honky tonk and disco balls: If you’re going to do country, this is how
Dyed-in-the-denim country music star Lainey Wilson kicked off her arena show with an Australian tradition: a shoey. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Bushfire threatens lives and homes south of Perth
An out-of-control bushfire is threatening lives and homes south of Perth. ⌘ Read more
'A bit rich': TJ calls out Swans star
Nine's Tony Jones calls out Swans star Tom Papley after complaining about the Bombers. ⌘ Read more
‘Personalised’ treatments are the future of cancer care
When we think of types of cancer, we name a part of the body. But there is a raft of other ways to classify a cancer, and doctors are starting to harness them. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Junior police officer praised for pulling woman from sinking car
Kiesha McJannet joined the force in June last year, NSW Police said, and freed a 60-year-old woman from her car after it crashed into a Sydney lagoon. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Out-of-control bushfire burning south of Perth
An emergency warning is in place as a bushfire burns out of control south of Perth. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Freo fightback flattens Roos, extends winning start
Fremantle coach Justin Longmuir has hailed his side’s growing maturity after star ruckman Luke Jackson sparked a dramatic turnaround in a 26-point win over North Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Catherine ‘enormously touched’ by support after cancer announcement
The Princess of Wales and her husband Prince William have released their first statement since Catherine announced her cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Force wake from early-season slumber to upset Reds
Western Force coach Simon Cron hopes his team’s stunning 40-31 upset win over the Queensland Reds is just a taste of things to come. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
The secret burden of holding the family together when your wife has cancer
Prince William has spent his whole life preparing for his future role, but not this one: a husband and father desperately trying to hold his family together while his wife undergoes treatment for cancer. ⌘ Read more
The Prince and Princess of Wales say they are 'enormously touched' by kind messages
The Prince and Princess of Wales have released a statement saying they have been "enormously touched" by the outpouring of support following the princess revealing she is undergoing cancer treatment. ⌘ Read more
Grand Prix Melbourne 2024 LIVE updates: Race day arrives and the excitement grows
Join us for live coverage of the 2024 Formula 1 race from Melbourne’s inner-city Albert Park street circuit. ⌘ Read more
Two men hospitalised, another under police guard after alleged stabbing
Two men have been hospitalised while another is under police guard following an alleged stabbing in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Royal family rallies around the Princess of Wales amid cancer battle
The royal family is rallying around the Princess of Wales after she revealed she is receiving treatment for cancer. ⌘ Read more
Early results indicate the Liberal Party will secure a fourth term in Tasmania
Tasmanian Premier Jeremy Rockcliff has all but claimed victory in the state's election, where early results indicate the Liberal Party will form a minority government. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday March 24
National weather forecast for Sunday March 24. ⌘ Read more
NSW Police save woman from sinking car in Dee Why
A NSW Police officer has rescued a 60-year-old woman after her car crashed into Dee Why Lagoon in Sydney's Northern Beaches. ⌘ Read more
King Charles' emotional show of support for Princess Kate
King Charles has made an emotional show of support for Princess Kate following her public announcement of her cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Death toll climbs in Moscow after terror attack
The death toll has continued to climb in Moscow as Russia mourns the aftermath of a terror attack. ⌘ Read more
Tasmanian Liberals claim minority win amid hung parliament
Tasmania has delivered a hung parliament, with Australia’s last governing Liberals getting more seats than Labor but not enough to form government. ⌘ Read more
Paulo Aokuso wins with first-round knock-down
Paulo Aokuso won his fight against Emmanuel Danso inside of the first round after rocking his rival early during The Fists And The Furious. ⌘ Read more
Pangai Junior finishes Sa'u in brutal finish
Tevita Pangai Junior scored another win in his short pro boxing career, knocking out Raphael Sa'u in Ipswich. ⌘ Read more
Wright in hot water for bump
Harry Cunningham was stretched off the field after a heavy collision with Peter Wright. ⌘ Read more
Pangai Junior knocks Kiwi to canvas
Tevita Pangai Junior showcases his power with a knock down of Raphael Sa'u in Ipswich ⌘ Read more
‘Amazing sound vibrated through my body’: What it’s like when a whale sings near you
Wildlife scientist Vanessa Pirotta dives into the magical world of whale song. ⌘ Read more
Sunday Age sport quiz: A flashback to ’96 at Albert Park and what do you do at Cape Kidnappers?**
Challenge yourself with our sports quiz, a mix of questions about the latest in world and local sport, and the big events in sporting history. ⌘ Read more
Context is everything: Revisiting Chris Lilley’s Jonah after Leniu-Mam saga
The racism case that has polarised the NRL has raised difficult questions about what’s offensive and who gets to judge it. ⌘ Read more
Why free agency won’t rescue the Tigers or Pies (or nearly any AFL team)
A packed MCG and the buzz of being on Broadway or the more private surrounds offered by the Getaway clubs? Players have options, but free agency is not the panacea for clubs. Here’s why. ⌘ Read more
‘Like Succession’: Christian Horner and the battle for Red Bull
The Christian Horner saga has fascinated the globe, a clash of sport, celebrity, ego and corporate governance that has a very uncertain outcome. ⌘ Read more
Will I lose money if I switch super funds?**
Switching from a poor performing fund into a better one shouldn’t cost you much, but it’s important to think carefully about why. ⌘ Read more
Australia has more billionaires than ever. That’s nothing to celebrate
Marking a new high of ultra-wealthy individuals is one record we shouldn’t be cheering about. ⌘ Read more
Aries: Are your relationships working for you or are you working for them?**
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
Celebrities are obsessed with this natural beauty trend
Birthmarks and moles are centre stage, and Irish actor Clare Dunne is leading the charge. ⌘ Read more
How a DIY guru turned his poky 1950s house into a bright family oasis
Rob Palmer, known for his DIY advice on Better Homes and Gardens, was destined to be a builder. But for his own home, he had a little help. ⌘ Read more
The inner-city Melbourne house that doubles as an antique furniture shop
Work meets play in this eclectic home in Collingwood. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s new commissioner says ‘anti-white racism’ claims miss the point
If conversations about racism feel difficult or make you uncomfortable, Australia’s new race discrimination commissioner is not surprised. ⌘ Read more
The one thing this soprano wears that has strangers stop her on the street
West Side Story’s Nina Korbe shares her most complimented perfume. ⌘ Read more
‘It was never going to be a problem for me’: Juliette Binoche on acting with her ex
In The Taste of Things, the French star’s former partner Benoît Magimel appears as a renowned 19th-century gourmet. She plays his live-in cook and sometime paramour. ⌘ Read more
How Messi’s ‘crazy’ mate is lending a hand to Socceroos’ goalkeeping heir
Joe Gauci is not even two months into life at Aston Villa, one of the Premier League’s rising powers, and says he can already feel the growth in his game – thanks, in large part, to Emiliano Martinez. ⌘ Read more
Andrew Hoy made his Olympic debut in 1984. Forty years later, he’s eyeing off Paris
While Andrew Hoy is eyeing off his ninth Olympics, it’s a race against the clock for Shane Rose, who fractured his pelvis days after securing his qualification. ⌘ Read more
High Country’s Sara Wiseman: ‘It takes 20 years to become an actor’**
From stunt woman to television regular, the New Zealand actor’s career is reaching new heights – but it wasn’t always that way. ⌘ Read more
My partner wants to celebrate his birthday by doing nothing and I’m appalled
How can he not want a party? Is it possible that he just hates fun? ⌘ Read more
This old, scenic Austrian town is keeping a big secret
Surrounded by the mighty Alps and world-class skiing, Innsbruck is also a gourmet getaway. ⌘ Read more
Rupert spent two weeks in Bali without drinking. He’s not alone
They’re calling it The Next Big Dry – young Australian travellers overseas turning their back on alcohol-fuelled partying and instead opting for high sobriety. ⌘ Read more
Should you DIY super? There are risks and rewards
Self-managed super funds allow you to pick exactly how your superannuation is invested – but they’re also a lot of work. ⌘ Read more
How Marvin the robo-vac became a (weird) member of the family
When I decided to lighten my domestic load by buying a little, and fiendishly expensive, robot helper, I had no idea how much stress it would cause. ⌘ Read more
‘Nathan is level-headed’: Tayla Broad on what drew her to her Richmond star husband
“He is mentally grounded and a happy person who always sees the positives in life,” the Love Island alum says of her AFL player partner. ⌘ Read more
‘Crucial for memory’: Why facts stick when you write them down
It might not be a window to your soul but it’s better for your brain. Why writing – once an ancient ‘handicraft’ – is still worth doing well. ⌘ Read more
‘Post-beach burgers and a gelato’: What this podcaster eats in a day
Savva Savas also has a wedge of watermelon, a hunk of haloumi and some bread. ⌘ Read more
Putin vows to punish those behind Moscow concert terrorist attack
Four men have been arrested for the attack on a suburban Moscow concert hall that has killed at least 133 people. ⌘ Read more
New-look Swans continue to dominate; May suffers suspected broken rib in Melbourne’s win; Freo dump Kangas
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Emelia Jackson’s lemon, lime and bitters tartlets with a ‘dream’ curd you’ll want to eat by the spoonful
Take a refreshing mixed drink and turn it into a luxurious dessert that’s tart, sweet and bitter in all the right ways. ⌘ Read more
Doughnut-flavoured Twisties and Chupa Chups custard: Do any of these crazy collabs actually taste good?**
‘Look, they’re right out of control.’ Supermarket aisles keep filling with edible mash-ups between major brands – but do any of them actually taste good? ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, March 24
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
New-look Swans continue to dominate; May suffers suspected broken rib in Melbourne’s win; Freo dump Kangas
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round two LIVE updates: Swans, Bombers ready to battle at SCG; May suffers suspected broken rib as Dees beat Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday for round two. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen takes pole for Albert Park, Piastri fifth and ‘painful’ spot for Ricciardo
Formula 1 maestro and last year’s Australian Grand Prix winner Max Verstappen will start on pole for this year’s Albert Park race. Australia’s Oscar Piastri qualified in fifth spot. ⌘ Read more
Injury concerns to key Melbourne Demons sour big win over Hawks
After a turbulent preseason, the Demons have been presented with their first significant in-season hurdles with Steven May nursing suspected broken ribs and Jake Lever injuring his knee. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Tigers v Sharks - Round 3
Wests Tigers host Cronulla Sharks in Round 3 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Leichhardt Oval, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Police search for suspected arsonists in Perth
Multiple blazes were lit in Maddington with police on the hunt for a pair of suspected arsonists. ⌘ Read more
Force stun high flying Reds
The Force stun the high flying Reds in their Super Rugby Pacific clash in Perth ⌘ Read more
Bula scores after messy Sharks error
Tigers star Jahream Bula dived on a loose ball to score a try against the Sharks. ⌘ Read more