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Australia news LIVE: PM’s rating slips amid frustration with major parties; Premiers revolt over federal NDIS law
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Several missing after boat overturns at Port Lincoln
South Australian authorities are currently searching waters off Port Lincoln for three missing people after a vessel overturned. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM’s rating slips amid frustration with major parties; Premiers revolt over federal NDIS law
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM’s rating slips amid frustration with major parties; Premiers revolt over federal NDIS law
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Autralia news LIVE: PM’s rating slips amid frustration with major parties; Premiers revolt over federal NDIS law
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Four people arrested during central Queensland drug raids
Police seize more than $176,000 worth of drugs and cash after raids across Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump's bond reduced in civil fraud case
Judge cuts Donald Trump civil fraud bond, extends deadline. ⌘ Read more
Serious mid-flight scare for Qantas plane
Qantas aircraft forced to make priority landing after reports of loud bang aboard during flight. ⌘ Read more
Autralia news LIVE: PM’s rating slips amid frustration with major parties; Premiers revolt over federal NDIS law
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Vladimir Putin admits concert attackers were ‘radical Islamists’**
The Russian leader then said it was necessary to find out “why the terrorists after committing their crime tried to flee to Ukraine and who was waiting for them there”. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: March 26
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday March 26
National weather forecast for Tuesday March 26 ⌘ Read more
UN passes ceasefire resolution over Gaza
UN Security Council passes resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, with US abstaining. ⌘ Read more
Tigers boss' desperate Leichhardt plea
Wests Tigers CEO Shane Richardson has issued a desperate plea over the future of Leichhardt Oval. ⌘ Read more
Four people arrested during central Queensland drug raids
Police seize more than $176,000 worth of drugs and cash after raids across Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Serious mid-flight scare for Qantas plane
Qantas aircraft forced to make priority landing after reports of loud bang aboard during flight. ⌘ Read more
Man's body found after a suspected drowning in Sydney's west
Police pull body of 23-year-old man from Lake Parramatta in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Pinned and pretzeled: Underwater wrestling regime behind Picklum’s title tilt
Australia’s brightest surfing star Molly Picklum returns home as world No.1 and in more demand than ever. ⌘ Read more
Trump asset seizure paused as appeals court cuts bond to $US175 million
“Trump Tower remains mine!” the former president wrote in a campaign memo seeking donations immediately after the decision. ⌘ Read more
How Aussie giant-killer plans to topple world’s hottest tennis player
Chris O’Connell is just one win from the Miami Open quarter-finals. But to get there he must get past Jannik Sinner, who is still in smoking-hot form since his Australian Open win. ⌘ Read more
Be amazed by what a plumber from Tassie has done to Cirque du Soleil
Three performers now present their acts in a deluge of 10,000 litres of water, but first they had to learn to walk on it. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to edge lower as Wall Street’s momentum cools
US stocks are drifting at the start of what will be a shortened trading week. ⌘ Read more
The unexpected places where Sydney’s live music scene is surging back to life
The number of NSW venues taking advantage of incentives to program live music has nearly doubled across the state in the past year. ⌘ Read more
The catch-22 preventing mothers from returning to work
The federal government is being urged to scrap income reporting requirements for access to childcare subsidies to help get more families more work. ⌘ Read more
Forget banh mi and ramen: When I arrive at a destination, this is what I crave
Just as gourmands might seek out the best banh mi in Vietnam or ramen in Japan, my mission is to hunt down the iconic cakes that make a place tick. ⌘ Read more
Rugby Australia to help decide Coleman’s future at Waratahs
Rugby Australia will play a key role in deciding the future of Waratahs coach Darren Coleman’s future as part of a broader review into the club’s performance. ⌘ Read more
China’s economy is in a terrible funk – just how Xi Jinping likes it
Xi is preparing China for war, and for that, he wants to make sure all parts of the economy are geared to respond to centralised control. ⌘ Read more
Allan mishap shows writing’s on the wall for political advancers
Placing Jacinta Allan in front of the crossing removal project’s ‘GONE’ slogan gave snappers an opportunity that was too good to miss. ⌘ Read more
How tiny Japanese ‘pocket forests’ could cool Perth’s sweaty suburbs
Originally developed by Japanese ecologist Akira Miyawaki in the early 1970s for Nippon Steel, Miyawaki forests have been adopted around the world to help offset rising heat in the suburbs. ⌘ Read more
Why a heritage listing for this Seidler-designed Bondi synagogue has been rejected
Waverley Council is vowing to fight any redevelopment proposal by the site’s owner, Harry Triguboff, who says he has no plan to build apartments there “at this stage”. ⌘ Read more
Can you really ‘fix’ damaged hair and split ends?**
Bond repair products have become one of the hottest trends in the haircare industry, but what do they actually do? ⌘ Read more
Airline review: 16-hour Qantas economy long haul leaves a bad taste
Top marks Qantas for a fast and convenient flight, but economy passengers deserve more than this. ⌘ Read more
I was stranded in a wheelchair at the airport. Something’s finally being done
Eighteen months ago, I was almost left stuck on the kerb in a wheelchair at Sydney Airport. Finally, the airport and airline are making changes. ⌘ Read more
Crackdown on dark roofs in plan for growth suburbs
Light-coloured roofs would be mandated on new homes on small lots in Melbourne’s growth areas under a proposed overhaul of the state’s housing code. ⌘ Read more
Boeing CEO to step down in wake of ongoing safety problems
Boeing CEO David Calhoun will step down from the embattled plane maker at the end of the year after a series of mishaps at one of America’s most storied manufacturers. ⌘ Read more
How to avoid eating endangered seafood at the fish and chip shop this Easter
Flake and farmed salmon should not make an appearance at your Good Friday fish feast. ⌘ Read more
Get cracking with these new Easter recipes (feat. easy egg-and-bacon muffins for a crowd)
A kitchen hero, eggs work around the clock, ready to save the day at breakfast, brunch, dinner or even an Easter dessert. ⌘ Read more
‘Wood-fired Italian joint with oomph’: Why locals are flocking to this north shore tratt
Locals are flocking to Bar Infinita in Gordon for its wood-fired puffy breads and house-made pasta. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Tuesday, March 26
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
'Worry' facing West Coast's No.1 pick
Harley Reid has been outstanding in his first two appearances for the Eagles but Matthew Lloyd has one concern. ⌘ Read more
Indonesian military confirms authenticity of torture video, detains 13 of its own
The Papuan victim appeared to have his hands restrained behind his back underneath the level of the water, which had turned pink. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 26, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
Premiers revolt over federal NDIS law, fearing cost time bomb
The premiers convened a sudden meeting on Monday night to urge a rethink on the controversial proposal to set up a new state-based disability system. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 26, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Three homes lost as fire tears through bushland in WA’s south
Fire and Emergency Services Commissioner Darren Klemm said it was a testament to firefighters’ efforts that no lives were lost. ⌘ Read more
Man linked to two investigations into false claims
A Perth businessman has been linked to two investigations into false disability claims. ⌘ Read more
Family devastated after suspicious fire destroys home
A Western Australian family are devastated after their home was destroyed in a bushfire that police are treating as suspicious. ⌘ Read more
Mother-of-four run over in horror crash
A mother-of-four has been run over by a car in a horror crash in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
CCTV captures Perth mum’s horror accident in Morley laneway
Christine Moore miraculously survived being crushed under a large Chevrolet Silverado, but was left with injuries including a fractured eye socket. ⌘ Read more
No scurvy on Norfolk. We’re Sirius!
But beware the bypassed hops handler. ⌘ Read more
Tax office rejects one-in-four calls to fudge waiting time stats
The ATO is only meeting its performance target for phone waiting times by rejecting some callers early. That is despite the target being lowered this year. ⌘ Read more
Busy Brisbane road being redesigned as tunnel decision looms
The Queensland government is working on concept designs for a major suburban thoroughfare before announcing whether a toll tunnel should go underneath. ⌘ Read more
How (and why) Labor dumped the key call of its own 2032 venue review
A rare radio appearance by the Queensland premier has shed more light on the surprise move’s timeline – and a key phone call three days before its announcement. ⌘ Read more
Gal calls out double standard in head clash furore
Paul Gallen believes the Taylan May head clash with Reece Walsh should've been handled the same as Kulikefu Finefeuiaki's. ⌘ Read more
Deadline looms on Jorgensen decision
A decision around the future of Max Jorgensen could be finalised in a week. ⌘ Read more
Indonesian military confirms authenticity of torture video, detains eight
A human rights group in separatist Papua was attempting to confirm rumours that the victim later died. ⌘ Read more
Two Sydney Swans women players allegedly caught with cocaine
A spokesperson for the AFL confirmed that they were aware two AFLW players were charged by police late last year. ⌘ Read more
Gus shuts down Latrell switch
Phil Gould doesn't believe Latrell Mitchell should be switched back to centre for South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Eels rocked by Moses' long-term blow
Mitchell Moses is likely to be out for two months after a foot injury. ⌘ Read more
Find Korean barbecue from a hatted restaurant in this suburban shopping centre
Menu items named after K-pop groups bring the fun, and premium Japanese beef brings the luxe. Welcome to the new breed of shopping centre restaurant. ⌘ Read more
Kate conspiracies shine light on chit-chat dangers
Readers react to the many mea culpas that have followed Princess Catherine’s cancer announcement. ⌘ Read more
Two Sydney Swans women players allegedly caught with cocaine
A spokesperson for the AFL confirmed that they were aware two AFLW players were charged by police late last year. ⌘ Read more
Serious health warning after swimming spot likened to sewage
Experts have issued a warning over swimming in Moreton Bay after its mud was likened to sewage. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt man and woman on the run after crime spree
Police are hunting a pair on the run after a week-long crime spree across Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Premier defends Olympic stadium plans legacy
Premier Steven Miles has defended the legacy of his Olympic stadium plan, which he said will be used after the 2032 games are over. ⌘ Read more
Ian Heads, the ‘gentleman journalist’ of rugby league, dies aged 81
Described by ARLC chair Peter V’landys as ‘quite simply a doyen of rugby league journalism’, the former Sun-Herald columnist and author had been battling a long illness. ⌘ Read more
‘We simply won’t be playing here’: Is this the end for Tigers and Leichhardt?**
Wests Tigers fans will know in the next 90 days whether “the Eighth Wonder” will remain a home ground, with funding urgently needed to upgrade the suburban venue. ⌘ Read more
Teacher finds asbestos at Brisbane school
A teacher raised the alarm on dust at a Brisbane school which tested positive to asbestos. ⌘ Read more
Souths players backing Demetriou
Jason Demetriou has support from the most important people at South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Vision emerges of Cleary injury
The moment Nathan Cleary knew he was in trouble has been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane’s best-known ramen chef has launched a classy izakaya
Come for “posh” edamame, wagyu garlic steak and sous vide chicken liver sashimi. There’s also a refreshed drinks menu – and, yes, you can still order noodle soup. ⌘ Read more
Swans AFLW players embroiled in cocaine scandal
Two AFLW players from the Sydney Swans were charged by police in the off season. ⌘ Read more
Three homes lost as fire tears through bushland in WA’s south
Renowned botanist Kingsley Dixon describes how he had just three minutes to flee his lovingly created and planted property with embers ‘sparking all around him’. ⌘ Read more
Former Seven producer Taylor Auerbach takes swipe at ex-political staffer Bruce Lehrmann
Auerbach has complained about featuring in stories about the appointment of former colleague Steve Jackson to run media affairs for NSW Police. ⌘ Read more
The father of karaoke has died. Can his invention please die with him?**
Shigeichi Negishi’s creation apparently started as a joke. It should have stayed that way. ⌘ Read more
‘If they hate me, that’s fine’: How to run a classroom at this Sydney school
The teachers at Chifley College in Shalvey are embracing a new way of learning. ⌘ Read more
Eels lose Mitchell Moses for two months as Panthers suffer Cleary injury blow
Mitchell Moses has gone under the knife to repair a broken foot that will keep him out for up to 10 weeks. ⌘ Read more
Eels lose Mitchell Moses for two months as Panthers suffer Cleary injury blow
Mitchell Moses has gone under the knife immediately to repair a broken foot that will keep him out for eight to 10 weeks. ⌘ Read more
Just like the legendary soapie filmed there, my suburb is going through a revival
After leaving Nunawading in the 1980s, the quest for a refrigerator recently drew me back to my childhood suburb. Somehow, the neighbourhood survived without us. ⌘ Read more
‘They can expect that every week from us’: Perkins defends Essendon’s edge, stands up for besieged Wright
Essendon young gun Archie Perkins has stood up for Peter Wright after the spearhead was criticised for his clash with a Swans favourite son. Meanwhile, the Demons received good news on the injury front for a pair of star defenders; and Saints big man Max King is headed to the tribunal. ⌘ Read more
Patients left waiting hours for medical attention
Desperate patients have been left waiting hours to see a doctor at a clinic in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Vinnies volunteers left to clean dumped items
Vinnies volunteers have been left to clean up after piles of items dumped and thrown across the street. ⌘ Read more
Convicted rapist and murderer to be released from prison
Convicted rapist and murderer Jonathan Bakewell has been granted parole from prison, where he was serving a life sentence. ⌘ Read more
David Speirs defends leadership after Dunstan result
South Australia Opposition Leader David Speirs has defended his leadership after a disastrous result for his party in Dunstan. ⌘ Read more
Two men charged after shovel and knife fight
Two men have been charged after allegedly fighting each other with a shovel and knife in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Disability provider to face investigation over cruise claim
A disability provider will face an investigation over claims the NDIS will cover the cost of a 1980s-themed cruise. ⌘ Read more
Embattled NSW Police Commissioner reflects on her leadership
Embattled NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb has reflected on her leadership following criticisms of her handing of high-profile cases. ⌘ Read more
Two detainees released before bringing cases to court
The freeing of the two men, who had their visas revoked over extensive criminal convictions, fuels accusations the government is sidestepping detainee cases that could lead to further mass releases. ⌘ Read more
Federal government pushes to raise minimum wage
The federal government is pushing to raise minimum wage to keep up with inflation and the cost-of-living crisis. ⌘ Read more
Top road cop 'truly sorry' after caught speeding in Melbourne
One of Victoria's leading police officers has apologised after he was caught speeding in Melbourne's inner suburbs. ⌘ Read more
Nineteen charged over pro-Palestine protest in Sydney
Nineteen people have been charged after a pro-Palestine protest against an Israeli shipping line in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Man faces court over alleged house party stabbing
A man has faced court over an alleged stabbing at a house party in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Body found in search for man missing in Sydney Harbour
A body has been pulled from the water in the searched for a man missing in Sydney Harbour. ⌘ Read more
Top traffic policeman fined for speeding
Assistant Commissioner Glenn Weir has apologised after he was caught driving 58km/h in a 50km/h zone in Parkville earlier this year. ⌘ Read more
Retail crime soars across Victoria
Small businesses are struggling as retail crime hits new levels. ⌘ Read more
Family escape house fire in Melbourne's south-east
A family to lucky to survive a house fire in Melbourne's south-east. ⌘ Read more
Little Italy cashes in as Ferrari fans paint Lygon Street red
Lygon Street’s flags, fans, food and cars were all red as Melbourne’s famous dining strip celebrated Ferrari’s 1-2 finish in the Australian Grand Prix. ⌘ Read more