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Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos to battle Lebanon in ‘away’ World Cup qualifier in Canberra
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Petrol prices to drop before Easter weekend
Petrol prices are expected to drop ahead of the Easter long weekend. ⌘ Read more
Crown to keep casino licence in Victoria
Crown can keep its casino licence in Victoria, the state’s gambling watchdog has ruled. ⌘ Read more
‘Mass casualty event’: US bridge collapse after ship crashes into pylon
Multiple vehicles were on the three-kilometre-long Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore when it was struck by the cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds of new arrivals a day make Perth the fastest-growing capital city
A 3.6 per cent jump in 2022-23 marks the biggest annual change to the state’s population, with more than 2.3 million people now calling Perth home. ⌘ Read more
Three dead, two rescued after boat capsizes
Three people have died and two others were rescued after a boat capsized off South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos to battle Lebanon in ‘away’ World Cup qualifier in Canberra
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: World Cup qualifier in Canberra
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Flu season arrives early
Flu season has arrived early this year with a jump in the number of cases being identified. ⌘ Read more
ATO busted for blocking one in four calls
The ATO has been busted for blocking one in four calls to fudge waiting time figures. ⌘ Read more
Man’s body found after suspected drowning in Lake Parramatta
Emergency crews pulled a man from the water at Lake Parramatta on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
Business owners perform citizen’s arrest on alleged thief
Business owners were quick to perform a citizen’s arrest on an alleged thief in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Kelly Slater is 52 with a baby on the way and a dead man holding his hip together
The greatest surfer of all time concedes he is likely competing in Australia for the final time as a new chapter looms in his personal and professional life. ⌘ Read more
Police raid US rapper's homes
US federal agents have raided the Los Angeles and Miami homes of rapper Sean 'Diddy' Combs. ⌘ Read more
UN demands immediate ceasefire in Gaza and hostage release
The United Nations has demanded an immediate ceasefire in Gaza in exchange for the release of all hostages. ⌘ Read more
Friends and family mourn Jesse Baird at memorial service
Friends and family of Jesse Baird, who was allegedly murdered by a police officer, have gathered at a memorial service to mourn. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: World Cup qualifier in Canberra
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
QLD Legends criticise Titans 'PATHETIC' start to 2024: QLDER - Ep04
QLD Maroons legend Wally Lewis & Darren Lockyer, with host Adam Jackson have taken aim at the Gold Coast Titans after their slow start to the 2024 NRL Premiership season. The legends reveal if their fate is already sealed or if they can turn their season around. Wally condemns the match review committee's decision to not charge Taylan may. ... ⌘ Read more
Cricket Australia ‘would love to’ host India-Pakistan blockbuster … but not next summer
India and Pakistan will be in Australia at the same time early next season, but Cricket Australia ruled out hosting a tri-series as the full season schedule was released on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
Victim addresses court after hit and run
A victim has told court she is unable to do what she loves after she was struck by a car while cycling in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Qantas pilots shut down engine after ‘loud noise’**
Qantas pilots were forced to manually shut down the aircraft’s engine after a ‘loud noise’ was heard before landing. ⌘ Read more
Teenager in hospital after alleged stabbing at Melton school
A high school student has been arrested after fleeing the school after the incident. ⌘ Read more
Teen arrested after alleged school stabbing
A teenage boy has been arrested after an alleged stabbing at a Melbourne school left another boy hospitalised with injuries. ⌘ Read more
Tweed Heads pub first to introduce cashless gaming trial
A venue in Tweed Heads has become the first in NSW to roll out a trial of cashless payment technology for poker and game machines. ⌘ Read more
‘Mass casualty event’: US bridge collapse after ship crashes into pylon
Multiple vehicles were on the three-kilometre-long Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore when it was struck by the cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
Four wheel drive owners offered reprieve ahead of fuel emission standards
Ute and four wheel drive owners have been offered small reprieve by the Albanese government ahead of new fuel emission standards. ⌘ Read more
Government rushes tough new immigration laws
The Albanese government is trying to rush tough new immigration laws to keep detainees out of the community. ⌘ Read more
Chinese men in Indonesia wanted to go by boat to Australia: police
The apparent attempt was thwarted by a tip-off from the Australian Federal Police and the reluctance of local fishermen to make the journey. ⌘ Read more
Inside the new $1.5 billion Footscray Hospital
Victoria’s biggest ever hospital will transform Melbourne’s western suburbs when it opens in Footscray next year. ⌘ Read more
Wright whack: Bomber hit with four-match ban for bump on Swan
Essendon forward Peter Wright has been handed a four-match suspension for his bump on Sydney’s Harry Cunningham. ⌘ Read more
Dramatic US bridge collapse after ship crashes into pylon
The three-kilometre-long Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, was struck by a cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore bridge collapses after being struck by ship
A bridge in Baltimore has collapsed after it was reportedly struck by a large ship. ⌘ Read more
Triple-zero service stopped displaying waiting calls to ‘distressed’ staff, inquest told
A coroner has been told that Victoria’s triple-zero service missed key opportunities to prepare for a pandemic demand surge, including rejecting an offer to borrow call-takers. ⌘ Read more
‘Ultra-marathon in incompetence’: political chaos as Labor rams through latest High Court fix
People who refuse deportation because they fear persecution will be jailed for up to five years under Labor’s accelerated plans to head off legal challenges. ⌘ Read more
Teenager in hospital after stabbing at Melton school
A year 12 student has been arrested after fleeing the school after the incident. ⌘ Read more
‘Ultra-marathon in incompetence’: political chaos as Labor rams through latest High Court fix
People who refuse deportation because they fear persecution will be jailed for up to five years under Labor’s accelerated plans to head off legal challenges. ⌘ Read more
Key Bridge collapses after ship collision
The three-kilometre-long bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, was struck earlier by a cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
Trainer confident Everyone’s A Star can go distance after breakthrough win
Trainer Marc Chevalier sees no reason why in-form mare Everyone’s A Star can’t continue on her upward trajectory and consolidate on a last-start win at Kensington today. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race tips and preview for Randwick Kensington on Wednesday
Sydney’s midweek meeting is back at headquarters with eight races set down for the Kensington track. ⌘ Read more
Man stuck in drain was allegedly involved in traffic incidents first
A man trapped underground in Brisbane for 36 hours was allegedly in a vehicle that hit a police car before he became stuck in the drain. ⌘ Read more
Have you heard the one about… where cash-strapped comedians love to eat out in Melbourne?**
From late-night bites at city stalwarts to big noodle bowls for under $20, these are the much-loved venues comedians recommend throughout the festival. ⌘ Read more
Do planning rules really affect house prices? The answer is clear
There was a fierce slanging match on Q&A when Housing Minister Rose Jackson clashed with Max Chandler-Mather from the Greens. Who was right? ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Julian Assange’s High Court appeal ruling to be handed down tonight; Support for PM slips
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Busy Brisbane road being redesigned; Four arrested in central Qld drug raids
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘My heart is broken, my darling boy’: Family, friends farewell Jesse Baird
Mourners remembered Baird’s humour, sense of joy and love for his friends and family in an emotional memorial service in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Andrew Forrest says China is not a threat, welcomes business competition
The Australian mining billionaire says Beijing is a strong competitor but rejects as “complete rubbish” the suggestion that the world’s second-largest economy is a military threat. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s not an ideal lead-up’: Horse death casts shadow over Warrnambool carnival
Warrnambool Racing Club was left reeling after a former Melbourne Cup runner had to be euthanised on Monday and two jumps races were called off because of safety concerns. But the club is confident they can overcome the setbacks in time for the May carnival. ⌘ Read more
Get better, Meta: WA minister unleashes on big tech amid record scam losses
The dressing down came on the back of a new report which found money lost to scams in WA had jumped 36 per cent to a record $22 million. ⌘ Read more
Online MBA allows career-minded learners to balance work and study
Students want flexibility when it comes to their education; digital tools have removed geography as a barrier to learning. ⌘ Read more
Bank chiefs back calls for longer election cycles
The bosses of major banks have backed calls for federal elections to be held every four years instead of three to provide more certainty for business. ⌘ Read more
Swans AFLW duo banned
Sydney Swans players Alexia Hamilton and Paige Sheppard have been suspended after facing cocaine charges in court. ⌘ Read more
Friends and family mourn Jesse Baird at memorial service
Friends and family of Jesse Baird, who was allegedly murdered by a police officer, have gathered at a memorial service to mourn. ⌘ Read more
Police raid US rapper's homes
US federal agents have raided the Los Angeles and Miami homes of rapper Sean 'Diddy' Combs. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Julian Assange’s High Court appeal ruling to be handed down tonight; Support for PM slips
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Rustic quiche, heavy on the greens, with bagel seasoning
Bagel seasoning adds a different kind of crunch to this free-form and robust vegetarian quiche. ⌘ Read more
Flu season arrives early
Flu season has arrived early this year with a jump in the number of cases being identified. ⌘ Read more
Two confirmed dead, another missing after boat capsized in SA
Two people have died and a third is missing after a fishing boat capsized in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
ATO busted for blocking one in four calls
The ATO has been busted for blocking one in four calls to fudge waiting time figures. ⌘ Read more
Business owners perform citizen’s arrest on alleged thief
Business owners were quick to perform a citizen’s arrest on an alleged thief in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Alleged shooter in daylight ‘execution-style’ gangland killing charged with murder
Marvin Oraiha, 24, was shot dead as he sat in his car in Sydney’s west last year. ⌘ Read more
ASX slides as Wall Street’s momentum cools; Bitcoin surges
The Australian sharemarket followed Wall Street’s subdued trading session as tech companies and miners offset gains by the energy giants. ⌘ Read more
Energy sector in race to fix gas crunch as supply fears deepen
Time is running out to avert gas shortfalls and price spikes in Australia’s south-east as local production of the fossil fuel plummets faster than demand. ⌘ Read more
Crown to keep casino licence in Victoria
Crown can keep its casino licence in Victoria, the state’s gambling watchdog has ruled. ⌘ Read more
Government rushes tough new immigration laws
The Albanese government is trying to rush tough new immigration laws to keep detainees out of the community. ⌘ Read more
After her ex was acquitted of abusing her children, this Perth mother did the unthinkable
The mother-of-two claimed she feared her daughters would be kidnapped when she allowed them to join her in a suicide pact. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne and Sydney burst at the seams in record population surge
Melbourne and Sydney together added more than 300,000 residents in a single year, as students and other migrants flooded back into the country. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Julian Assange’s High Court appeal ruling to be handed down tonight; Support for PM slips
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
UN demands immediate ceasefire in Gaza and hostage release
The United Nations has demanded an immediate ceasefire in Gaza in exchange for the release of all hostages. ⌘ Read more
Man’s body found after suspected drowning in Lake Parramatta
Emergency crews pulled a man from the water at Lake Parramatta on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
Police raid US rapper's homes
US federal agents have raided the Los Angeles and Miami homes of rapper Sean 'Diddy' Combs. ⌘ Read more
One dead, two still missing after boat capsized in SA
A body has been found and two more people are missing after fishing trip went terribly wrong near Port Lincoln. ⌘ Read more
Friends and family mourn Jesse Baird at memorial service
Friends and family of Jesse Baird, who was allegedly murdered by a police officer, have gathered at a memorial service to mourn. ⌘ Read more
Two confirmed dead, another missing after boat capsized in SA
Two people have died and a third is missing after a fishing boat capsized in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
‘She knew too much’: Ex-bikie watched woman ‘killed with baseball bat’**
The bikie-turned-drug dealer said he was frozen in horror watching an associate allegedly murder the woman at a quarry outside Sydney. ⌘ Read more
20 things to do in Brisbane over the Easter long weekend
With exhibitions and concerts, movies and stage shows, sports and markets, the four-day weekend isn’t just about overdosing on chocolate. ⌘ Read more
Rare meeting between saltwater croc and arctic bird in the Great Barrier Reef
Rangers have captured a rare meeting between a saltwater crocodile and an arctic bird in the Great Barrier Reef. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Julian Assange’s High Court appeal ruling to be handed down tonight; Support for PM slips
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
The Australian record payday Tim Tszyu will secure if he wins this weekend
Victory over Sebastian Fundora will set up a mega-fight against Terence Crawford, with the purse set to dwarf anything won by Ash Barty and Cam Smith. ⌘ Read more
Losing Sydney’s heritage is too high a price for a housing fix
Pulling threads in our heritage conservation areas risks unravelling the built history of our city, and it may not solve the housing crisis. ⌘ Read more
‘I have two, she has one’: Moment Sydney Swans players were caught with cocaine
It was a late Saturday afternoon when Alexia Hamilton and Paige Sheppard left the Clovelly Hotel to find a silver Toyota. They have apologised for what happened next. ⌘ Read more
As Catley and Webb break bread, Minns backs police minister
Beleaguered Police Minister Yasmin Catley has the “absolute confidence” of the premier, who says she will stay in the job until the next election. ⌘ Read more
Spin off and conquer: Solly Lew’s global plan for Smiggle and Peter Alexander
The retail billionaire’s end game appears to go beyond just growing these Australian businesses internationally. Rather, it is a plan to establish each as global brands. ⌘ Read more
20 classic seafood recipes to eat on Good Friday
Whether crumbed, fried, grilled or cooked in a pie, these old-school fish recipes are sure to be a favourite this Easter. ⌘ Read more
Swiatek stunned in Miami
Ekaterina Alexandrova defeated reigning World No.1 Iga Swiatek in straight sets to progress to the quarter-finals at the Miami Open. ⌘ Read more
Wallabies forgotten man finds top form
Wallabies forgotten man Tom Wright finds top form in Super Rugby with the Brumbies. ⌘ Read more
Alleged shooter in daylight ‘execution-style’ gangland killing charged with murder
Marvin Oraiha, 24, was shot dead as he sat in his car in Sydney’s west last year. ⌘ Read more
Alleged shooter arrested over brazen murder of bikie associate in Sydney
Police have arrested a man over the brazen murder of bikie associate in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
‘Humble and gracious’: McRae apologises for post-match comments, backs in Magpie veterans
The last time Scott Pendlebury and Steele Sidebottom played Brisbane, they tasted grand final victory. Three games later, they’re both out of form, and the coach is weighing up whether to give the veterans a rest. ⌘ Read more
Opening sequence of beloved children's show Babar
The nostalgic opening sequence to the TV adaptation of beloved children's book series Babar. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Julian Assange’s High Court appeal ruling to be handed down tonight; Support for PM slips
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Minns rejects Tigers’ plea for Leichhardt Oval funding
Premier Chris Minns says the government doesn’t have the money to upgrade the suburban venue. ⌘ Read more
Mother-of-four run over in horror crash
A mother-of-four has been run over by a car in a horror crash in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Meghan 'goes Goop' with launch of lifestyle brand
Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, has returned to Instagram with a new lifestyle brand. ⌘ Read more
Mother-of-four run over in horror crash
A mother-of-four has been run over by a car in a horror crash in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Caroline's brain was 'almost torn in half' after horror holiday crash
Caroline Breure almost died after she was hit by a police car in Barcelona, and faced learning to eat, walk and talk again. ⌘ Read more
Ukraine’s children facing a ‘scary future’**
Rob Harris reports from Ukraine where women’s shelters tell the story of the plight of women and children in the war-torn country. ⌘ Read more
Woman admits smoke alarm failure after fatal house fire on Russell Island
A NSW woman has been fined for failing to install legally required and compliant smoke alarms after a fire killed a father and five children at a Queensland property. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Julian Assange’s High Court appeal ruling to be handed down tonight; Support for PM slips
Polling shows the prime minister’s personal approval rating has slipped, premiers revolt over federal NDIS law changes and the tax office is rejecting a quarter of calls. ⌘ Read more
Faith groups reject hardline stance on discrimination law as Albanese plots way forward
Key faith leaders back a compromise in the debate as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese hints at a deal with the Greens to break the impasse on protections for LGBTQ children. ⌘ Read more