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Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Developer Salta sells land, buildings to fund its build-to-rent dream
Property developer Salta is moving to liquidate some of its assets in a bid to fund its $3 billion build-to-rent development pipeline. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Wednesday, March 27
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Cost of parking in Perth during the day to rise, but one parking perk will stay
The City of Perth council has backed a substantial increase to daytime parking fees, with the hike set to bring in $700,000 in extra revenue this financial year. ⌘ Read more
‘Something out of an action movie’: US bridge collapses after ship crashes into pylon
Multiple vehicles were on the three-kilometre-long Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore when it was struck by the cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
US bridge collapses after being rammed by container ship
A container ship rammed into a major bridge in the US city of Baltimore, causing it to snap and plunge into the river below. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
‘Something out of an action movie’: US bridge collapses after ship crashes into pylon
Multiple vehicles were on the three-kilometre-long Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore when it was struck by the cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
Wright whack: Bomber hit with four-match ban for bump on Swan
Essendon forward Peter Wright has been handed a four-match suspension for his bump on Sydney’s Harry Cunningham. ⌘ Read more
Julian Assange’s legal drama continues after UK judges defer ruling on extradition appeal
Two High Court judges said on Tuesday that they would grant the Australian-born Assange a new appeal unless Washington authorities gave further assurances about what will happen to him. ⌘ Read more
Ad it happened: Goodwin leads Socceroos to 5-0 victory against Lebanon and into final round World Cup qualifiers
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Goodwin leads Socceroos to 5-0 victory against Lebanon and into final round World Cup qualifiers
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Victim addresses court after hit and run
A victim has told court she is unable to do what she loves after she was struck by a car while cycling in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Three dead, two rescued after boat capsizes
Three people have died and two others were rescued after a boat capsized off South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Craig Goodwin stars in very good win for Socceroos in Canberra
The South Australian scored two goals, and would have had a hat-trick of assists if his teammates - Harry Souttar in particular - converted more of his exquisite left-footed crosses. ⌘ Read more
Ten people, including children, caught up in shocking brawl
Ten people, including children, were caught up in an out-of-control brawl outside a Queensland shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Julian Assange’s legal drama continues after UK judges defer ruling on extradition appeal
Two High Court judges said on Tuesday that they would grant the Australian-born Assange a new appeal unless Washington authorities gave further assurances about what will happen to him. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort underway
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 27, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
Wright cops four-game ban
Essendon's Peter Wright has received a four-match ban for his bump on Harry Cunningham. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
Hero neighbours help dad save son from burning home
Hero neighbours have been praised for helping a father wheel his son out of a burning home in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort underway
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Goodwin leads Socceroos to 5-0 victory against Lebanon and into final round World Cup qualifiers
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
Police raid US rapper's homes
US federal agents have raided the Los Angeles and Miami homes of rapper Sean 'Diddy' Combs. ⌘ Read more
NSW gov turns back on Leichhardt Oval
It's one of rugby league's most iconic grounds but the News South Wales government has effectively called full-time on Leichhardt Oval as an NRL venue. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 27, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Goodwin leads Socceroos to 5-0 victory against Lebanon and into final round World Cup qualifiers
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Goodwin gets another to make it 5-0 against Lebanon in World Cu
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Goodwin gets another to make it 5-0 against Lebanon in World Cu
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos keep striking to go 4-0 against Lebanon in World Cu
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort underway
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Baltimore Bridge collapse LIVE updates: Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses after being hit by cargo ship; major rescue effort underway
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos keep striking to go 4-0 against Lebanon in World Cu
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos keep striking to go 4-0 against Lebanon in World Cu
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Unlicensed driver pleads guilty to crash which left boy injured
An unlicensed Vietnamese national has pleaded guilty to causing a crash in Melbourne that left an eight-year-old boy with horrific injuries. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Two quick goals put Socceroos 3-0 up against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Yengi finds the back of the next
Kusini Yengi scored his first international goal during the Socceroos' second World Cup Qualifier against Lebanon. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Two quick goals put Socceroos 3-0 up against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Why the centre of Greater Brisbane shifted 80 metres in a year
As more people settle in Greater Brisbane, its population centre is also on the move. ⌘ Read more
Show us your samples
Like a lamb to the hawker. ⌘ Read more
NSW gov turns back on Leichhardt Oval
It's one of rugby league's most iconic grounds but the News South Wales government has effectively called full-time on Leichhardt Oval as an NRL venue. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Two quick goals put Socceroos 3-0 up against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
We live in the nanniest of nanny states, but is it our own fault?**
As Brisbane prepares to invite the world to our city in 2032, perhaps we should be a little more relaxed in our hardline approach to drinking, and treat adults like adults. ⌘ Read more
Eels unveil plan to fill Moses gap
With Mitchell Moses expected to miss months of football, the Eels have named Blaze Talagi in the halves. ⌘ Read more
Tino’s injury opened a door, but this boxing convert has no regrets
He walked away from his NRL dream to follow his dad into the ring, but even after his former club’s leader fell to injury, this teen sensation has no regrets. ⌘ Read more
Second Cleary injury revealed
A week or two on the sidelines to deal with a hamstring strain might be a blessing in disguise for Nathan Cleary as recovers from a second injury. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Qld’s home-school parents fight orders to teach Australian curriculum
The state government has been warned that increasing its rules for home-schooling could push the movement underground. ⌘ Read more
‘Mass casualty event’: US bridge collapses after ship crashes into pylon
Multiple vehicles were on the three-kilometre-long Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore when it was struck by the cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Yengi strike puts Socceroos up 1-0 against Lebanon at half-time in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Yengi scores for Australia, 1-0 against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
‘Ultra-marathon in incompetence’: Political chaos as Labor rams through latest High Court fix
People who refuse deportation because they fear persecution will be jailed for up to five years under Labor’s accelerated plans to head off legal challenges. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Yengi scores for Australia, 1-0 against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Test dates revealed for summer of cricket
Cricket Australia has handed down the dates for the highly-anticipated Adelaide Test against India this summer. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Yengi scores for Australia, 1-0 against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Wright cops four-game ban
Essendon's Peter Wright has received a four-match ban for his bump on Harry Cunningham. ⌘ Read more
The bigger social crisis behind our housing shortage
Readers react to the fight for housing affordability, tax concessions for homeowners and the shortage of tradies. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Yengi scores for Australia, 1-0 against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Wright whack: Bomber hit with four-match ban for bump on Swan
Essendon forward Peter Wright has been handed a four-match suspension for his bump on Sydney’s Harry Cunningham. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Yengi scores for Australia, 1-0 against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
The moment Baltimore bridge collapsed
Livestream footage shows the moment Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed after the Dali, a Singapore-flagged container ship, struck a pylon. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Yengi scores for Australia, 1-0 against Lebanon in World Cup qualifier
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos battle Lebanon in ‘away’ sellout World Cup qualifier in Canberra
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
‘Mass casualty event’: US bridge collapse after ship crashes into pylon
Multiple vehicles were on the three-kilometre-long Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore when it was struck by the cargo ship. ⌘ Read more
Ten people, including children, caught up in shocking brawl
Ten people, including children, were caught up in an out-of-control brawl outside a Queensland shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
He’s played only 12 NRL games. Now he’s taking over from Nathan Cleary
Brad Schneider will wear the Panthers No.7 jumper against the Roosters on Thursday, after a journey that began in Adelaide and included a stint in Hull. ⌘ Read more
‘Far beyond what was agreed’: States step up rebellion over Shorten’s NDIS plan
NSW Premier Chris Minns warned services would not be there to help Australians who could be “off the NDIS” under the reforms, unless premiers were given costings and a greater say. ⌘ Read more
Greens threaten Labor’s fuel rules over gas project push
A controversial reform to offshore gas project assessments, which was expected to be debated in the Senate this week, has been paused. ⌘ Read more
Rain to lash parts of Queensland ahead of Easter weekend
Heavy rain is forecast to lash parts of Queensland ahead of the Easter weekend. ⌘ Read more
LIVE updates: Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses, major rescue under way
A cargo ship has collided with a major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, sending a large section of the three-kilometre structure into the water. A major rescue operation is now under way. ⌘ Read more
Landlord fined after house fire kills family
A landlord has been fined after a house fire killed a father and his five children. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos to battle Lebanon in ‘away’ World Cup qualifier in Canberra
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
Smith seeks redemption
Adelaide Crows veteran Brodie Smith admits he must perform against Fremantle. ⌘ Read more
Major delays after train breaks down
Commuters are facing major delays after a train broke down in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Socceroos v Lebanon LIVE updates: Socceroos to battle Lebanon in ‘away’ World Cup qualifier in Canberra
Follow along for all the live action for the Socceroos’ World Cup qualifier against Lebanon in Canberra. A win will see the Aussie’s go through to the third round. ⌘ Read more
‘Driven by greed’: Well-connected Perth advisor jailed over insider trading
Cameron Waugh arrived in Australia determined to carve out a successful career. But when rubbing shoulders with Perth’s business elite, he made a major mistake. ⌘ Read more
Wright whack: Bomber hit with four-match ban for bump on Swan
Essendon forward Peter Wright has been handed a four-match suspension for his bump on Sydney’s Harry Cunningham. ⌘ Read more
From criminal to cancelled: How Spanian became a social media sensation
After a recent visit to a Queensland suburb ended in multiple arrests, Australian rapper-turned-influencer Spanian is back in the headlines. But who is he? ⌘ Read more
A Christmas scandal sent scientists to war. Last week, they won
New legislation passed last week marks the end of a saga kicked off by the axing of six research projects by the Morrison government. ⌘ Read more
Hero bank teller saves customer from losing millions to scam
A Westpac bank teller has saved a customer from losing millions to a scam after the woman tried to cancel her home insurance. ⌘ Read more
Dial-A-Dump fined $280,000 after 750 complaints of ‘rotten odour’**
Residents of a western Sydney suburb have been vindicated after a waste company was fined $280,000 due to ‘offensive odours’ wafting from a landfill in Eastern Creek. ⌘ Read more