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From Splendour to surrender: why music festivals are out in the cold
The demise of Splendour in the Grass will shock no one who has been listening to music industry warnings. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs pack on the goals against the Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs pack on the goals against the Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs pack on the goals against the Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
New champ crowned in split decision
Sebastian Fundora claimed the split decision victory over Tim Tszyu in an epic 12-round bout. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu suffers nasty cut
Tim Tszyu suffered a nasty cut to his forehead after walking into Sebastian Fundora's left elbow. ⌘ Read more
New champ crowned in split decision
Sebastian Fundora claimed the split decision victory over Tim Tszyu in an epic 12-round bout. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu suffers nasty cut
Tim Tszyu suffered a nasty cut to his forehead after walking into Sebastian Fundora's left elbow. ⌘ Read more
Police search for truck driver after pedestrian nearly crushed in Melbourne CBD
Police search for truck driver after pedestrian nearly crushed in Melbourne CBD ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs make it a big lead against Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Former US Navy admiral says we won’t find UFOs in the sky – they’ll be underwater
There are plans to send a submarine to explore an unusual trench off California after dozens of sailors, submariners and military personnel told of unidentified craft in the water. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs make it a big lead against Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs make it a big lead against Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Tszyu loses split decision in Vegas
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs make it a big lead against Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs start to kick away against Eagles after slow start at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Tszyu showing blood and guts in thriller
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Tszyu cut and still in fight
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
Police crack down on speeding, drink driving amid Easter road safety blitz
During the first two days of the long weekend, Queensland police detected more than 100 drink drivers, 150 drug drivers and issued almost 1000 speeding tickets. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Tszyu battles through adversity with gruesome cut
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
Measles outbreak warning after infected woman visits Sydney shopping centres
NSW Health said the woman contracted the disease at the start of March, before shopping in Kmart and the Mega Centre in Blacktown. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs start to kick away against Eagles after slow start at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Tszyu has a terrible cut changing the fight
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Tszyu making strong early start
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs start to kick away against Eagles after slow start at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs start to kick away against Eagles after slow start at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Tszyu into the ring
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs start to kick away against Eagles after slow start at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘Like lying in a coffin’: Australians in Gaza describe utter annihilation
Kites flying alongside smoking bombs. Children dreaming of a cucumber to eat. Entire families wiped off the earth. This is life in Gaza today. ⌘ Read more
0 for $630,000: The most expensive player ever can’t buy a wicket
Starc’s record IPL auction price of $4.43 million back in December has not translated to on-field success for the Aussie pace bowler. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs and Eagles in low-scoring arm wrestle at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Mexican ends American in Vegas
Isaac Cruz defeated Rolando Romero in crushing style in Sin City. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs and Eagles in slow start at Marvel for Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Prolific scriptwriter for the ABC was a powerful force in TV drama
Michael Jenkins fought tooth and nail for creative control for his actors and his crews during his many TV and film productions. ⌘ Read more
Winemakers cheer end to China’s tariffs, but keen to grow in other markets
Nikki Palun was ecstatic when China announced it would drop its tariffs on Australian wine, but will no longer rely heavily on the Chinese market as she once did. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs and Eagles in slow start at Marvel for Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Against the grain: Peninsula replaces rakes with people to clean beaches
Mornington Peninsula beaches will be cleaned by hand from July after testing found mechanical rakes left more than half the rubbish behind. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Zerafa loses by KO, Tszyu about to enter ring
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs to face Eagles at Marvel before Tigers clash with Swans at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs to face Eagles at Marvel before Tigers clash with Swans at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Zerafa loses in stunning second round KO, Tszyu up next
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
How much would you pay to make sure you never sawed off a finger?**
What if the government said you had no choice but to pay up? And what if only one company held the patents for the safety mechanism? ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Zerafa loses in stunning second round KO, Tszyu up next
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs to face Eagles at Marvel before Tigers clash with Swans at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Zerafa destroyed by crushing hit
Australia's Michael Zerafa suffered defeat at the hands of American Erislandy Lara in Las Vegas. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs to face Eagles at Marvel before Tigers clash with Swans at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Looking for a laugh over the long weekend? We’ve got you sorted
From a heist (and some escalating nudity) to a comedy-horror show from a graduate from an elite clown school, keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Search under way for fisherman swept from rocks east of Esperance
Searchers are combing the land and sea for the man, who was fishing with a family member in the state’s Great Southern when he slipped and fell. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas, Zerafa loses in stunning second round KO
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs v West Coast Eagles, Richmond Tigers v Sydney Swans
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas as the Soultaker and Zerafa chase world titles
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
Australian hit by shell in Lebanon, UN says. Israel denies responsibility
Security officials told Lebanese media an Israeli drone struck a group of UN observers on patrol near the border town of Rmeich. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu v Fundora LIVE: Australia Day in Vegas as the Soultaker and Zerafa chase world titles
The biggest night of Tim Tszyu’s life has arrived as he headlines a Vegas card for the first time against the ‘Towering Inferno’, Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
Man freed after spending Saturday night wedged in cave
The man became stuck when a group of cavers were exploring the Jenolan Caves. He was rescued by a specialist team after 10 hours trapped underground. ⌘ Read more
When Trump parades a hog-tied Biden, his violent threat to democracy is beyond question
Donald Trump’s violent nihilism is exposed in his latest video. The Australian Electoral Commission would expunge such an image, but Trump’s worst outrages are protected by the US First Amendment. ⌘ Read more
NSW man charged over alleged stabbing in Fortitude Valley overnight
A 21-year-old has been charged after a 22-year-old man suffered significant abdominal wounds during an alleged stabbing in Brisbane overnight. ⌘ Read more
Queensland Health apologises after chief health officer calls for 'long Covid' term to be scrapped
Queensland Health has apologised over comments made by the state's Chief Health Officer calling for the term 'long Covid' to be scrapped. ⌘ Read more
Aussie Olympic rowers on hunt for team name
Rowing Australia is searching for a team name en route to the Paris Olympics. ⌘ Read more
Aussie Olympic rowers on hunt for team name
Rowing Australia is searching for a team name en route to the Paris Olympics. ⌘ Read more
The superannuation rules setting up a ‘major generational clash’**
A Liberal senator is questioning why people cannot use their superannuation to buy a home, given self-managed super funds own almost $49 billion in residential real estate. ⌘ Read more
Australian hit by shell in Lebanon, UN says. Israel denies responsibility
Security officials told Lebanese media an Israeli drone struck a group of UN observers on patrol near the border town of Rmeich. ⌘ Read more
Pope soldiers through Easter Vigil after skipping Good Friday ‘to preserve health’**
Pope Francis has presided over the Vatican’s sombre Easter Vigil service a day after suddenly skipping the Good Friday procession at the Colosseum as a health precaution. ⌘ Read more
Perth mother left bloodied during violent home invasion
A teenager has been arrested after a Perth mother was left bloodied during a violent home invasion. ⌘ Read more
Australian among peacekeepers wounded by shell in Lebanon, UN says
Security officials told Lebanese media an Israeli drone strike hit the unarmed observers on patrol near the border town of Rmeich. The IDF has denied responsibility. ⌘ Read more
Eclectic, arty and the food is fantastic - this city isn’t what I’d imagined
One moment you might be in a bar sipping cocktails, the next in a bunker during an air raid alert but locals say Kyiv’s sophisticated spirit has returned. ⌘ Read more
Take The Age quiz
Test your knowledge of Melbourne and Victoria with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Hasler unleashes in dressing room after heavy loss
Titans coach Des Hasler unloaded on his players after a 30-14 defeat to the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday March 31
National weather forecast for Sunday March 31 ⌘ Read more
Australian UN worker injured on Israel border
An Australian United Nations worker has been injured in a drone strike while patrolling Lebanon's border with Israel. ⌘ Read more
New details emerge in Victorian mushroom cook case
New details have emerged in the Victorian mushroom cook case, with investigators revealing what they seized from murder-accused Erin Patterson's home. ⌘ Read more
Major rescue after two trapped in NSW cave
A major rescue operation has occurred west of Sydney after two people became trapped in an underground cave. ⌘ Read more
Bennett's classic 'Easter Bunny' joke over first place
The Dolphins coach was in a jovial mood after his side smashed the Titans. ⌘ Read more
Young Bomber comes off second best
Sam Durham was subbed out of the Bombers' clash with the Saints after he was wrapped up in a high tackle. ⌘ Read more
Fifita on report for Isaako contest
David Fifita could be in trouble after he almost tripped over Jamayne Isaako. ⌘ Read more
Packer and Politis bury hatchet after decade-long stand-off
There is peace again between the two billionaires after a meeting organised in the US by another high-profile businessman, Mark Bouris. ⌘ Read more
‘We should abandon the fantasy’: Oil giants scale back climate pledges
After years of promises that they were on board for the green transition, fossil fuel majors’ profits have soared and their views have changed. ⌘ Read more
Sunday Age sport quiz: Which countries have won a men’s and women’s soccer World Cup?**
Challenge yourself with our sports quiz, a mix of questions about the latest in world and local sport, and the big events in sporting history. ⌘ Read more
‘Both art and science’: The product manager developing cutting-edge AI
Product manager Russell Dias says because the AI tech he works with is so new, it requires a lot of experimenting and testing. ⌘ Read more
Why you shouldn’t feel ashamed of dipping into your savings
There is no shame in the game of spending the savings you worked damn hard to attain in the first place. ⌘ Read more
Will gifting money to our son mean we can’t get the pension?**
Early inheritances are well and good, but make sure you don’t regret gifting away money you might have actually needed. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s a fine line portraying addictions and not glamorising them’: Sam Taylor-Johnson
The 57-year-old director reflects on the challenges of making the Amy Winehouse film, Back to Black. ⌘ Read more
‘The first time we kissed, the chemistry was unmistakeable’: Kerryn Phelps’ love story
When the former MP got married at 22, she thought it would be forever. But a lasting love affair with Jackie Stricker would come her way many years later. ⌘ Read more
‘Nobody noticed me until puberty’: This musician’s memorable summer
Bruno Major grew a foot taller over the break, his voice broke and suddenly, girls started talking to him. ⌘ Read more
Poonami! If you thought having one kid was a handful, try doubling it
Nothing can prepare you for the arrival of multiple babies. Your life will never be the same again. But the PM can make some simple changes to get mums back to work, and help with mental health. ⌘ Read more
Fighting the ‘allure’ of fast fashion, teenagers start own op shop
The average Australian sends 10 kilograms of clothing to landfill each year. These classmates are hoping to reverse that. ⌘ Read more
‘I viewed my breasts in a positive light’: Why more women are getting tattoos
One in five Australians have ink. Here, three women reveal the tattoos that changed their lives. ⌘ Read more
Model Maria Thattil has worn the same ‘intoxicating’ perfume since 2017
The former Miss Universe also shares the inspiration behind her personal style. ⌘ Read more
Aries: You need to put your foot down and take care of yourself
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
It’s easy to take a sense of community for granted, but this is why we all need it
If you want to reap the rewards of the village, it requires effort in return. ⌘ Read more
Take a peek inside an architect’s 19th century art-filled home in Sydney’s eastern suburbs
Step into a captivating world of contrasts in this tiny terrace house in Woollahra. ⌘ Read more
Why the mullet could actually be a flattering hairstyle for women to try
The tricky hair trend has had a soft new update. Here’s how to make it work for you, whatever your age or hair type ⌘ Read more
The MCG is the king of stadiums. We may never see its like again
While other cities and states struggle with new stadiums, the MCG remains the gold standard despite having been demolished and rebuilt several times over. And there’s more renewal on the way. ⌘ Read more
Thousand-fold increase: What is driving the rise of autism?**
Autism has changed. And it has reshaped Australia in the process. Now we are grappling with what that means. ⌘ Read more
A wine tasting tour with your dog? Here’s where you can do it
Next time you hit the road for a wine weekender, you no longer need to leave your precious pet behind. ⌘ Read more
‘Homemade muesli’: This sports commentator gets tops marks for her Day on a Plate
Dr Joanna McMillan says Daisy Pearce has a “lovely nutrient-dense mix of foods that deliver slow-release carbs for energy.” ⌘ Read more
‘Opportunistic’ fraud and scams target disasters in a warming world
Financial criminals are exploiting Australia’s worsening climate disasters and extreme weather events, including fires, floods and cyclones. ⌘ Read more
The ABC holds a huge archive of Australian stories. But not everyone can access it
Documentary makers are increasingly concerned about the cost of accessing the ABC’s archive and the impact that will have on telling Australian stories. ⌘ Read more
Four hostages released from a Dutch nightclub; man arrested
A hostage drama at a nightclub in the eastern Netherlands ended peacefully after several hours on Saturday with the arrest of a suspect. ⌘ Read more
Gawn says win over Power shows Dees are united; Scott’s pride after Bombers surge to victory
Melbourne coach Simon Goodwin is lauding the character of his club to emerge gritty seven-point winners over Port Adelaide after another week of controversy. ⌘ Read more
Gawn says win over Power shows Dees are united; Scott’s pride after Bombers surge to victory
Melbourne coach Simon Goodwin is lauding the character of his club to emerge gritty seven-point winners over Port Adelaide after another week of controversy. ⌘ Read more